Chapter 3: Woof?!
Sakura headed towards the training place again the next day. Sasuke frolicked past her.
"Where you going Sakura~?" he asked in a fairy-like voice. She blinked.
"To training, like you should be," Sakura stated. The weirdness hadn't ended.
"Kakashi-sensei canceled it, 'member?" Sasuke chirped oddly. It's an odd thing to hear Sasuke chirp like a hyper idiot.
"No." Sakura stated blandly. Sasuke grinned, and hugged her. Sakura was very scared, and was about to scream. Sasuke pranced away, leaving Sakura mentally scared… for life.
"Oh god, if you can hear me. Please… PLEASE save me from the doom that is my team. Make them normal… as normal they were before anyways," Sakura added as an after thought.
"WOOF~!! WOOFITY WOOF WOOF!!!"
"OOF~!!" Sakura was pushed into the mud by something small colliding with her back.
"AKAMARU!!!"
"KIBA!!!"
"SHINO!!!"
"HINATA!!!"
"SAKURA?!?!" Three pairs of voices said. Sakura lifted her head groggily out of the mud.
"That's meh name and don't wear it out…" with that, Sakura collapsed.
"Oh what a pity, she fainted!" Sasuke came prancing back. "I was going to tell her that cheese on rye tastes good. Oh well~!" Sasuke pranced away again. Team 8 blinked in confusion while they watched the insane Sasuke prance in the distance.
"Right… Akamaru, get off Sakura," Kiba commanded. Akamaru jumped onto Kiba's head and began to bounce his head like a bobble head. "Screen saver mode." Kiba explained seeing Hinata and Shino's worried expressions.
"Ah, makes sense," Hinata said, thinking 'HELL NO!'
"We should do something about Sakura," Shino stated. Hinata and Kiba nodded in agreement.
"Little sister, pick up Sakura-chan and follow me." Hinata commanded. Hanabi did so, and Hinata led them to Kiba's house. Kiba and Shino followed.
"Why exactly are we going to my house, Hinata-chan?" Kiba asked.
"Shino's house is too bug-like. Mine is… too… snotty. Yours is perfect." Hinata stated. Hanabi struggled under Sakura's weight. Akamaru continued to bobble his head.
"Oh… okay…" Kiba blinked. Shino said… nothing.
~*~
They reached Kiba's house, with Hanabi only falling once.
"You deserve a treat Hanabi-chan!" Hinata said. Hanabi looked at her sister hopefully. Hinata threw her a dog treat, which Hanabi ate happily. Shino and Kiba glanced at each other and shrugged in unison, and went back to the faint Sakura.
"SAKURA-CHAN~!!" came a voice from the window. Naruto climbed into the room, carrying ramen. He looked down at Sakura, and dumped it on her head. Hinata couldn't have cared less though, Naruto was there.
"Uh—Naruto? You just poured ramen on my couch, oh and Sakura…" Kiba stated half-way between amusement and disbelief.
"Sorry." Naruto shrugged. Hanabi poured cold water onto Sakura. Sakura sat up with a start, knocking Hinata out of her Naruto's-in-the-room trance.
"Woof!" Akamaru stated loudly.
"Sakura!" Naruto, Kiba, Hinata and Shino shouted in unison. Hanabi looked triumphant. Akamaru was sitting on Sakura's chest, and Sakura was staring at him.
"Er—Sakura?" Hinata asked unsurely.
"Woof?" Sakura said, looking at Hinata curiously. Akamaru licked Sakura's face. Sakura smiled like an idiot. "Woof!"
"Oh my god! Sakura thinks… Sakura's acting like... She's a dog!" Kiba exclaimed. "Well, has this been the most interesting day." Sakura cocked her head at them and the turned back to Akamaru and started having a conversation with him.
"This... worries me. Should we tell Kakashi-sensei?" Hinata asked. Naruto shrugged.
"Sure," Naruto said. The four humans who were currently acting like humans stood up., and began to walk out the door. Akamaru said something to Sakura, and then hoped off the couch to follow Kiba out the door. Sakura followed Akamaru.
~*~*~
Why, yes I do enjoy making Sasuke sound like a huge moron! Thanks for noticing! ^__^ Well, there WAS more this chapter... I was being my usual lazy self and got tired of typing it out though... *sweat drops* T_T I'm so proud! Of what? Who in Ra's name knows?!?
Well, thus concludes this chapter, Ja ne~! ^___^
Sakura headed towards the training place again the next day. Sasuke frolicked past her.
"Where you going Sakura~?" he asked in a fairy-like voice. She blinked.
"To training, like you should be," Sakura stated. The weirdness hadn't ended.
"Kakashi-sensei canceled it, 'member?" Sasuke chirped oddly. It's an odd thing to hear Sasuke chirp like a hyper idiot.
"No." Sakura stated blandly. Sasuke grinned, and hugged her. Sakura was very scared, and was about to scream. Sasuke pranced away, leaving Sakura mentally scared… for life.
"Oh god, if you can hear me. Please… PLEASE save me from the doom that is my team. Make them normal… as normal they were before anyways," Sakura added as an after thought.
"WOOF~!! WOOFITY WOOF WOOF!!!"
"OOF~!!" Sakura was pushed into the mud by something small colliding with her back.
"AKAMARU!!!"
"KIBA!!!"
"SHINO!!!"
"HINATA!!!"
"SAKURA?!?!" Three pairs of voices said. Sakura lifted her head groggily out of the mud.
"That's meh name and don't wear it out…" with that, Sakura collapsed.
"Oh what a pity, she fainted!" Sasuke came prancing back. "I was going to tell her that cheese on rye tastes good. Oh well~!" Sasuke pranced away again. Team 8 blinked in confusion while they watched the insane Sasuke prance in the distance.
"Right… Akamaru, get off Sakura," Kiba commanded. Akamaru jumped onto Kiba's head and began to bounce his head like a bobble head. "Screen saver mode." Kiba explained seeing Hinata and Shino's worried expressions.
"Ah, makes sense," Hinata said, thinking 'HELL NO!'
"We should do something about Sakura," Shino stated. Hinata and Kiba nodded in agreement.
"Little sister, pick up Sakura-chan and follow me." Hinata commanded. Hanabi did so, and Hinata led them to Kiba's house. Kiba and Shino followed.
"Why exactly are we going to my house, Hinata-chan?" Kiba asked.
"Shino's house is too bug-like. Mine is… too… snotty. Yours is perfect." Hinata stated. Hanabi struggled under Sakura's weight. Akamaru continued to bobble his head.
"Oh… okay…" Kiba blinked. Shino said… nothing.
~*~
They reached Kiba's house, with Hanabi only falling once.
"You deserve a treat Hanabi-chan!" Hinata said. Hanabi looked at her sister hopefully. Hinata threw her a dog treat, which Hanabi ate happily. Shino and Kiba glanced at each other and shrugged in unison, and went back to the faint Sakura.
"SAKURA-CHAN~!!" came a voice from the window. Naruto climbed into the room, carrying ramen. He looked down at Sakura, and dumped it on her head. Hinata couldn't have cared less though, Naruto was there.
"Uh—Naruto? You just poured ramen on my couch, oh and Sakura…" Kiba stated half-way between amusement and disbelief.
"Sorry." Naruto shrugged. Hanabi poured cold water onto Sakura. Sakura sat up with a start, knocking Hinata out of her Naruto's-in-the-room trance.
"Woof!" Akamaru stated loudly.
"Sakura!" Naruto, Kiba, Hinata and Shino shouted in unison. Hanabi looked triumphant. Akamaru was sitting on Sakura's chest, and Sakura was staring at him.
"Er—Sakura?" Hinata asked unsurely.
"Woof?" Sakura said, looking at Hinata curiously. Akamaru licked Sakura's face. Sakura smiled like an idiot. "Woof!"
"Oh my god! Sakura thinks… Sakura's acting like... She's a dog!" Kiba exclaimed. "Well, has this been the most interesting day." Sakura cocked her head at them and the turned back to Akamaru and started having a conversation with him.
"This... worries me. Should we tell Kakashi-sensei?" Hinata asked. Naruto shrugged.
"Sure," Naruto said. The four humans who were currently acting like humans stood up., and began to walk out the door. Akamaru said something to Sakura, and then hoped off the couch to follow Kiba out the door. Sakura followed Akamaru.
~*~*~
Why, yes I do enjoy making Sasuke sound like a huge moron! Thanks for noticing! ^__^ Well, there WAS more this chapter... I was being my usual lazy self and got tired of typing it out though... *sweat drops* T_T I'm so proud! Of what? Who in Ra's name knows?!?
Well, thus concludes this chapter, Ja ne~! ^___^