^___^ I'm updating again... Mostly 'cause this fic is at its second last chapter!!! YAY!! I win!
Warning: There is A LOT of randomness going on in this chapter. A bit too much even by my standards! And if you're wondering, I DO talk the way Sasuke is going to talk in this chapter...
Disclaimer: Kuro does NOT own Naruto, or any characters associated with it. She also does NOT own One Piece, or its characters. If she did she'd be in Japan... working her butt off. The amazing Eiichiro Oda owns OP, and the equally amazing Masashi Kishimoto own Naruto. She also does not own the Wizard of Oz, as previously stated! OH~! Or the Simpson's, she doesn't own the Simpson's!
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Chapter 5: Off to see the king and chibi's of the past
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They reached the Hokage monument and stood there staring at the four Hokage.
"I bet the fourth would be able to help us," Naruto said.
"You LOOK like the fourth," Kiba pointed out. Hinata gasped.
"Maybe, the fourth is your long-lost-father!" Hinata squeaked. They did a group gasp.
"WE MUST INFORM THE KING!!" Sasuke shouted.
"Who's the king??" Naruto asked.
"Umm... that dude, with the hat, and beard, and you know, that dude?" Sasuke asked Naruto. Naruto nodded.
"You mean the guy with the feet and the clothes?"
"No, no, the guy with the nose!"
"Oh~, you mean that guy with the nose?"
"Yeah, yeah!" Sasuke nodded. Naruto did a huge dramatic 'OH~!' and than turned back to the now completely afraid and sweat dropping group. With the exception of Sakura and Akamaru, who had oddly fallen asleep.
"He means Hokage-sama," Naruto said. Team 8 jaw dropped.
"How... do you figure?" Kiba asked doubtfully. Naruto shrugged.
"I'm just smart, S-M-R-T," Naruto grinned.
"Smart has an 'A' in it," Hinata stated.
"Oh yeah, anyways, LETS GO~!" Naruto jumped up and down excitedly.
"Sure... wait, where's Hanabi?" Hinata blinked and looked around.
"NO TIME FOR THAT~!!" Kiba shouted and dragged Hinata and picked up Akamaru. Shino sighed and picked up Sakura.
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The group was gasping for breath as they reached the ninja school where they magically knew Sarutobi, Sandaime, Hokage, whatever you called him, would be. They reached a room with large windows, a HUGE chair, and a canvas. This was actually a place inside Hokage's castle... palace thingy, but we wont be bothered to MENTION this to the stupid lot of teenagers. Anyways, for some reason, when they reached this room they were out of breath. They saw that in Hokage's chair was a man with black hair and a straw-hat. Beside him was an angry looking girl with tangerine-orange hair. On the other side was a green-haired man with three swords. Behind the chair was a man with an extremely odd nose.
"Hey! What are YOU doing in Hokage-sama's CHAIR?!?" Kiba demanded. The straw-hat man blinked and laughed.
"I'm sitting in it! DUH!" the guy laughed.
"What did you do with Hokage-sama?!?" Naruto yelled. He gasped, "You ATE him didn't you? Didn't you!!!"
"No, no, that's Nami's job!!" the guy pointed to the orange-haired girl.
"What!! I did not!" the girl shouted suddenly growing fangs.
"Yes you did, you ate me too," said the guy with the long nose. The girl flicked his nose.
"How can I have eaten you when you're standing there, dope?" the orange haired girl retorted.
"I'm MAGIC!" the guy the long nose did an odd hand movement, and the green haired man rolled on the floor with laughter.
"Ussop, stop being STUPID! Anyways, Luffy, give the old man back his chair," the girl said. The guy in the straw hat's bottom lip wobbled and his eyes watered.
"But the chair is so comfy!!" he burst into comical tears. The green-haired guy and the long-nosed guy laughed. The girl picked the comically crying dude by the scruff of the neck and attempted to drag him, but his skin stretched. He laughed.
"Ha! I win!" he giggled manically. The girl grabbed the back of his vest and dragged him. The two other followed, snickering.
"Sorry about that. I didn't realize we were in a different world," the girl laughed nervously and then the four ran to... where ever. Hokage sweat dropped and took his seat. He was somehow magically in the room even though we couldn't see him.
"Yes, how might I help you?" he asked calmly as though nothing had happened.
"Oh great Wizard of Oz," Naruto began with a dramatic bow. Kiba smacked him.
"Wrong show! We're gonna be sued if your not careful!" Kiba said in an urgent whisper.
"Really?!?"
"Yeah, those lawyers have ears EVERYWHERE!" Kiba looked around, paranoid.
"Oh man!" Naruto slurped his ramen.
"Anyways, Hokage-sama, we need your help," Shino stated.
"Yeah! Sakura-chan is acting like a DOG!" Hinata wailed.
"Naruto keeps, UGH! Throwing and slurping ramen," Kiba sneered throwing the ramen that had been thrown at him back at Naruto.
"And Sasuke is... uh... well, take a look and see for yourself," Shino pointed to Sasuke, who had begun doing ballet, yet again.
"Oh yeah, and Naruto-kun looks like Yondaime!" Hinata added.
"Well... that is because... YONDAIME IS NARUTO'S LONG LOST SECOND COUSIN TWICE REMOVED BUT IS ACTUALLY HIS FATHER (Read footnote-thingy) ~!!" Hokage shouted with crazy hand movements. The group gasped.
"YAY!!" Naruto cheered. "My father is SPECIAL!!"
"Actually, I don't know for sure, but anyways. The ONLY way to save our poor, oblivious team seven is too do the hula dance in the rain during a diet that wasn't started on a day that ended in d-a-y. Oh, and chibi Kakashi and his friend Obito, also chibi, must be present," Hokage added as an after thought. "Oh yeah, Gaara of the desert must be there as well. To you know; bring Kakashi and Obito from before you guys were even a thought! Anyways, have fun!!" Hokage waved cheerfully and team 8 dragged team seven out of the room.
"Thank you Hokage-sama!" Hinata called. Hinata sighed and closed the door. She walked sluggishly beside her team and team seven.
"It could take days, even WEEKS to find Gaara!" Kiba whined, looking at the wall. It was tempting to smack his head on it.
"Yes, and out of all that, NOTHING made sense!! That's like saying cheese ends in y..." Shino sighed.
"But cheese does end in y!" a small chibified voice stated in a Kakashi-its-obvious-you-moron type of way.
"Yes, he's right you know," said another chibified voice. The two teams whirled around to see...
"GAARA!!" Hinata sobbed and practically killed the blood-red-haired boy. Gaara, taken by surprise, yelped and fell backwards. Only to be pushed up again by the sand.
"CHIBI KAKASHI?!?" Kiba gaped. Kakashi was so... tiny. Not to mention there was no sharigan eye, headband, or the usual green vest. But a really odd cross-like... thing... and the usual Kakashi-ness about him.
"And I assume you to be Obito?" Shino asked, poking the other boy. He had black hair, odd-goggle-like... goggles, a wide collar (kinda like Sasuke) shirt, and a tooth-pick in his mouth (please god look at the footnote!).
"Hey, no poking! And yeah, I would be Obito!" the boy said proudly.
"Ah! And look! It's RAINING!!" Hinata squealed.
"Of course, it's all because of my amazing ninja-prowess!!" Sasuke stated, and did ballet. Kakashi and Obito snickered. Gaara sweat dropped.
"I always knew you Leaf-nins were a LOONY bunch. But... is Sasuke a cross-dresser or something?" Gaara asked Hinata. Hinata sweat dropped.
"They just went insane is all," Kiba stated. "And since we can't not start a diet on a day that ends in d-a-y, we don't need to diet."
"Now, do you guys know how to do the hula?" Shino asked to no one in particular. Obito and Kakashi clapped.
"Of course we do!!" Obito said, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"Yondaime taught us! So Yondaime knows too," Kakashi stated, pointing at Naruto, who was slurping his ramen.
"Whatever floats our boat kiddies," Naruto stated.
"Anyways... let's solve this problem so we can go home..." Shino sighed and lead everyone outside.
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Said Footnote-y thing!: I'm not sure if Yondaime is actually Naruto's father. I just like to say he is. They do look a hell of a lot alike! And about Obito; Obito is a friend of Kakashi's, I'm not sure if this is actually what he looks like, but I've seen a picture of chibi Kakashi and his team... and I guessed that if Obito was his friend... then they were either on the same 3-squad team, or Anbu team. ^_^; So yeah, these are my random and odd guesses! O.o If their wrong feel free to yell and scream and murder little old me! ^_^ Oh! And if you wanna see the picture, follow the link in my profile under... um... whats it called now?? Oh yeah! Fic's in progress! ^_^ {It'll be under the name 'Throwing Sanity into the wind' as if you didn't know...}
The Amazery Dictionary!
Sandaime: The third... or something. All I remember is that it refers to the third Hokage ^^;; Oh man, I'm so stupid...
Yondaime: Take a wild guess!
And the answer is....
THE FOURTH!! ... or something...
Anyways, as I said earlier: this is the second to last chapter! *readers cheer* O.o; Uh- right... Ja ne!