Disclaimer: I do not own Legolas, starbucks..ect.
Business was slow on opening day, probably because it was surrounded by fangirls and nobody could get it, including them. Their faces were pressed up against the window. A sign that said "NO FANGIRLS!" kept them out not to mention Legolas would shoot them if they tried anything.
A girl named Rachel managed to make her way into the shop styling the same hair style as Legolas. "Um I would like a decaf mocha grande please." She said.
"No fangirls." Legolas said as he sharpened his arrow.
"What? Isn't this starbucks?" she asked.
"No this is Legolas' Salon/Spa Place. Can't you read the sign?"
"Yea, and it says starbucks."
"Oh shizzle! I must have fallen" he then screamed out to the fangirls "Fix my sign and I will give you an autograph." Needless to say they all swarmed to fix it. "shouldn't you be out there with them.fangirl?" he asked Rachel.
"I am not a fangirl"
"Then why do you have my hair cut."
"My hair is naturally straight and blonde."
"Oh really, than why are your root showing?"
Rachel gasped and Legolas threw her into the Salon/Spa chair. She spun around a few times then Legolas bleached her hair.
"That will be $20" Legolas said.
"But I didn't ask for you to bleach my hair. I just wanted a decaf mocha grande."
"Well you do get a coffee thing with perchance."
"Really? What do I get?"
"What ever comes out of this machine." Legolas said pointing to a pot of black coffee.
"This is.er.was a starbucks and all you can give me I black coffee?"
"Beggars can't be choosers." Legolas said giver her the coffee along with a scroll of the rules of hair care.
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Ok, so maybe this won't be funny but it leads up to the next chapter which I think is funny.
Business was slow on opening day, probably because it was surrounded by fangirls and nobody could get it, including them. Their faces were pressed up against the window. A sign that said "NO FANGIRLS!" kept them out not to mention Legolas would shoot them if they tried anything.
A girl named Rachel managed to make her way into the shop styling the same hair style as Legolas. "Um I would like a decaf mocha grande please." She said.
"No fangirls." Legolas said as he sharpened his arrow.
"What? Isn't this starbucks?" she asked.
"No this is Legolas' Salon/Spa Place. Can't you read the sign?"
"Yea, and it says starbucks."
"Oh shizzle! I must have fallen" he then screamed out to the fangirls "Fix my sign and I will give you an autograph." Needless to say they all swarmed to fix it. "shouldn't you be out there with them.fangirl?" he asked Rachel.
"I am not a fangirl"
"Then why do you have my hair cut."
"My hair is naturally straight and blonde."
"Oh really, than why are your root showing?"
Rachel gasped and Legolas threw her into the Salon/Spa chair. She spun around a few times then Legolas bleached her hair.
"That will be $20" Legolas said.
"But I didn't ask for you to bleach my hair. I just wanted a decaf mocha grande."
"Well you do get a coffee thing with perchance."
"Really? What do I get?"
"What ever comes out of this machine." Legolas said pointing to a pot of black coffee.
"This is.er.was a starbucks and all you can give me I black coffee?"
"Beggars can't be choosers." Legolas said giver her the coffee along with a scroll of the rules of hair care.
~*~*~*~
Ok, so maybe this won't be funny but it leads up to the next chapter which I think is funny.