Disclaimer : I do not own LotR yada yada yada.
Rachel walked out of the store and the fan girls all bowed down to her. "Legolas touched her. She must be the chosen one." They began to chant "chosen one"/ Unfazed by this Rachel unrolled the scroll and began to read. It said...
Follow these hair care tips and MAYBE your hair will look somewhat, almost, remotely as good as mine.
Your hair is your friend.
Singing to your hair makes it grow faster.
Mayo may make your hair soft but if you don't wash it out it begins to mold.
Beware of fan girls.
Use pointy ears as a hair accessory. If done right it keeps your hair perfectly in place.
When shampooing always repeat.
Brush your hair 102,938,475,657,584,839,392,894 times a day to ensure silkiness
Beware of Eomer. He might use your hair to make a helmet.
Never let a dwarf sniff, braid, touch, style over even looks at your hair.
Avoid getting hair stuck in your arrows.
If hair doe get stuck in arrow, do not shoot with that arrow.
Never chew bubble gum on windy days.
Never go swimming after bleaching unless you want your head to look like Theodens beard.
When in battle avoid turning your head quickly Though it will probably nock out your enemies, your enemies are dirty which makes your hair dirty.
When eating spaghetti do not mistake hair for food.
Sleep standing up to maintain style.
Pig tails are evil. (Just imagine Legolas in pigtails. You'll understand)
Never take advice from Elrond . Knots are not the new braid.
Don't brush hair with honey combs.
When nancying in the snow don't let the snow look like dandruff.
Never share a hat or brush with anybody with ugly hair.
If you get dead end you are as good as dead.
Never wash hair in ent drought.
Visit Legolas' Salon/ Spa place often.
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If I get more replies I will probably continue but if not this is the end. I hope you enjoyed.
Rachel walked out of the store and the fan girls all bowed down to her. "Legolas touched her. She must be the chosen one." They began to chant "chosen one"/ Unfazed by this Rachel unrolled the scroll and began to read. It said...
Follow these hair care tips and MAYBE your hair will look somewhat, almost, remotely as good as mine.
Your hair is your friend.
Singing to your hair makes it grow faster.
Mayo may make your hair soft but if you don't wash it out it begins to mold.
Beware of fan girls.
Use pointy ears as a hair accessory. If done right it keeps your hair perfectly in place.
When shampooing always repeat.
Brush your hair 102,938,475,657,584,839,392,894 times a day to ensure silkiness
Beware of Eomer. He might use your hair to make a helmet.
Never let a dwarf sniff, braid, touch, style over even looks at your hair.
Avoid getting hair stuck in your arrows.
If hair doe get stuck in arrow, do not shoot with that arrow.
Never chew bubble gum on windy days.
Never go swimming after bleaching unless you want your head to look like Theodens beard.
When in battle avoid turning your head quickly Though it will probably nock out your enemies, your enemies are dirty which makes your hair dirty.
When eating spaghetti do not mistake hair for food.
Sleep standing up to maintain style.
Pig tails are evil. (Just imagine Legolas in pigtails. You'll understand)
Never take advice from Elrond . Knots are not the new braid.
Don't brush hair with honey combs.
When nancying in the snow don't let the snow look like dandruff.
Never share a hat or brush with anybody with ugly hair.
If you get dead end you are as good as dead.
Never wash hair in ent drought.
Visit Legolas' Salon/ Spa place often.
~*~*~*~
If I get more replies I will probably continue but if not this is the end. I hope you enjoyed.