This was it. It was the end. There's no way someone could ever come back from this. Why had Izuku ran in blindly? When Danny suggested he fought this monstrosity he knew it was a terrible idea. And yet as soon as he saw his classmate in trouble, he ran in without hesitation. I guess that's what you get for trying to be a hero, Izuku.
But just then, a blinding blue and pink light flashed right in front of Izuku's ewes. In front of him stood a tall brown curly haired man, dressed in what looked like a homemade hero suit. It consisted of blue spandex and a lighter blue underwear piece on the outside of it. He had a light blue cape with white fur trimming the edge, tied around his neck with a red ribbon. The logo spanning across his chest and stomach looked like a white circle with a red Star of David in the middle of it. Looking at the mans face, Izuku immediately recognized him as the guy who led him here.
"Danny, is that you?" Izuku asked in disbelief. Smiling a confident smile, Dan laughed a hearty laugh, and looked at Izuku. "It sure is buddy! I'm here to save you!! So you'd better get ready you slimy BITCH because… DANNY SEXBANG IS ABOUT TO ROCK YOUR SHIT!!!" Dan said with the biggest smile he's ever had on his face.
Nobody could believe their ewes right now. What looked like a teenager just appeared out of thin air dressed like an idiot, and declared his name to be Danny Sexbang of all things. Not only was it clearly not his real name, it was also the dumbest hero name anyone ever heard before. This kid was clearly stupid, and was about to die.
However, the unexpected happened when Danny yelled "NINJA THRUST" and the slime villains arm exploded upon impact.
"HOLY SHIT!! G-GET AWAY FROM ME, O-OR I'LL BLOW YOU U-UP!!" The slime villain yelled, shocked at the pure power he just felt. Danny stuck out both his arms while holding the ribbons attached to the bottoms of his cape and said. "Come at me bro!"
Right on cue, the slimer-man sent a huge explosion his way. It engulfed the entire alleyway. Everyone was positive that the story of Danny Sexbang had just come to an end. But then, from atop the building behind the slimester came the sound of clapping.
"*Whistle* Wooo, that was a good one. Easily 8 out of 10, at least!" It was The Mr. Sexbang himself in the not charred flesh. "It had a good and robust sound, excellent lighting, and the heat was astounding! But I do think that it can be improved upon." He said as he pulled out a clipboard and checked off different boxes as he spoke. "Now if you don't mind, I would like to show you how it's really done!" Dan then stood up and put on blast goggles. He then reached behind himself, and pulled out a bazooka.
"READY.
AIM.
FFFIIIIRRRREEEEEE!!!!"
The explosion that followed was not your regular explosion. It was colorful and huge, and the crowd could've sworn they could hear the sounds of electric guitars coming from it.
When the smoke that somehow smelled like cotton candy cleared out, Bakugou was sitting in the middle of the alley with nothing surrounding him, except for a little bit of ash.
"HAHA, alright! Now that's an explosion!" Dan smiled as he jumped down from the building, and walked over to Bakugou. "Are you alright there big guy? I know that getting slimed in public can be kinda embarrassing, but once you've done it a few times you get used to it." Danny said, bending down to pat the poor kid on the back.
Dan then looked to the crowd, and saw that they all had a shocked expression on their faces. As he was about to ask them what they were looking at, a small group of pro heroes approached him. "Excuse me, but what did you just do?" Stupidly asked a guy who looked to be made out of wood or something. Danny was confused by his question, since he thought it was pretty obvious what just happened.
He looked behind himself and gestured to the big spot of ash on the ground. "I got the bad guy for you. No need to thank me or anything, as I had my own personal reasons for disintegrating that green slimy sonuvabitch!" Dan responded with a happy grin on his face. The heroes looked at him seriously. "So, you just… killed him!" They yelled angry that he just casually did something so heinous.
Danny laughed. "No, he's not dead! He's right there." Dan walked over and pointed to the pile of ash on the ground. "Can't you see him?" The heroes were growing concerned at this point, but then Dan kicked the ash pile, and it screamed. "GODDAMMIT KID, YOU'VE ALREADY OBLITERATED ME! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE TO WALLOW IN MY DESPAIR!!!" Danny smiled and turned back to the heroes. "See, completely fine!" Danny then strolled over to his good ol buddy Izuku.
Izuku was sitting on the ground with the expression of a kid who just walked in on their parents snuffing each other's ganks: some curiosity, but mostly pure horror. Danny waved his hand in front of his face, and tried to snap him out of his stupor. "Hey, you okay there bud?" Izuku glanced up at Danny, and started chuckling. "Umm–" "OH MY GOD, HOW DID YOU DO THAT, THAT WAS AWESOME!!" Izuku pounced on Dan and started ecstatically gushing and rambling about quirks and defeating villains and other such things. I'm not exactly sure, but it seems like this development has excited him.
"Whoah, calm down there bud! I can talk about it in a bit." Dan said trying and failing to detach Izuku from his arm. "Here, let's go and I'll tell you all about it on the way back." Dan said as he finally got out of Izuku's grasp. "Hold on there hotshot! You guys aren't going anywhere!" Looking off to the side Danny saw the pro heroes approaching him yet again.
"Umm, why not?" Dan said, looking quite confuzzled and slightly annoyed. "BECAUSE, you guys are in serious trouble for using your quirks to fight a villain!" Izuku looked scared, which was fair since the pro heroes were being super intimidating. Dan, being an amazingly brave boi, didn't like this and decided to speak up. "Well actually sir, my friend here is quirkless. So I think you'll find that he didn't do anything wrong." Danny said, feeling very proud of himself for defending his new friend.
The heroes looked between themselves as if they didn't even consider the possibility that this could happen. It seems Dan had truly stumped them with his genius expertise. "Oh, but you have one right?" The pro heroes asked sounding slightly unsure. Dan, making use of his galaxy sized brain in this one moment decided to do the smart thing in order to get out of this situation unpunished. "HAHA, yes I sure do sir!"
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Or not I suppose. At this response the hero smirks. "And you used this quirk of yours to subdue that villain just now?" Dan's proud smile grew a bit larger as he started to boast a wee bit. "Hell yeah I did! I mean, didn't you see that shit? It was probably one of the most awesome things I've done!" It seems our maybe not so smarty pants protagonist still hasn't caught on to what's going on yet. Don't worry I'm sure he'll get it in a minute.
"Well, in that case your friend here is free to go. YOU however, are in really big trouble for using your quirk to fight a villain!" As the pro hero says this, Dan's brain finally clicks. "Ah, well shit…" See, it didn't take too long. Danny looks down for a moment, and it seems that he's contemplating a good way to get out of this.
"Whelp, see ya later!" Dan says, and then proceeds to grab Izuku's hand and blip the both of them out of there. Yeah, I guess that works.
Instantaneously Dan and Izuku appeared on the other side of town. Izuku blinked and looked around, before briefly freaking out. "W-where are we!?" Dan patted Izuku's shoulder to steady the easily started boy, and calmly explained their location. "WE'RE IN FRONT OF MY APARTMENT BUILDING." Izuku understandably flinched at this. "W-why are you yelling!?" "TO CALM YOU DOWN." "I-ITS NOT H-HELPING!!" "OK! I'M– I'm sorry." Izuku took a breath and then forgave Dan for his stupidity. "Anyway, I said we're at my apartment building." Danny said actually calm this time. "Why are we at your apartment?" Izuku responded still kind of frazzled from the whole situation.
Dan reached back and rubbed the back of his neck, which is a body language sign that implies he's embarrassed. "Well, I left in a hurry, and this is the place I know best. It's not like I know where you live anyway. I only met you like an hour ago." Izuku had forgotten that their initial meeting had not been too long ago. "Ah, I guess that makes sense. Well, I'll have to make my way home before it gets too late. I hope I see you later!" Izuku then turned and walked away.
As Danny waved goodbye to his departing companion he briefly considered walking him to his house, but something told him it'd be better if Izuku was alone when he made his way home. Dan then turns around and walks into his building, signifying the end of the day, and the end of the chapter.