"I don't think Teal'c will mind, but I think it'd really hurt Daniel if we don't chose him."

"Yeah?"

"Yes. Besides, I don't think Teal'c would fully appreciate the time honoured tradition of being a best man as much as Daniel would."

"Uh huh?"

"Besides, how would we explain too the priest about, you know." Sam waved her hand around her forehead.

"Couldn't you just have two best men?"

"It'd defy the point Jack. You suggested we married in a church, well, then we'll have to go along with the other traditions."

"Like a stag party?"

"Why not. I'm having a hen party and no one is denying me of my strippers." Jacks mouth fell to the floor (in a cartoon style, with a loud clang as it hit the floor etc.)

Sam noticed his look. "What? Male ones naturally." Jacks gaze continued. "What, so it's alright for men, but not for women?"

"No, it's just, you, erm, shocked me is all."

At that point Daniel walked into the room. "Everything OK guys?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Feeling better?" Sam smiled.

"Yup. Do you happen to have any coffee? I've kinda run out in my office."

"Help yourself." Motioned Sam.

A large bang echoed into the room from the corridor. A gunshot. The trio ran out, Jack had his handgun out, ready, but he wasn't prepared for what he saw.

"Oh man!"