Even high profile criminals have to do laundry.

Jonathan receives a comfort animal meant to aid in his treatment as a supposedly recovered Arkham outpatient. He's a bit lukewarm about on the whole concept, really. Rated T for violence.

The necessary post wedding gifts pour in. Includes cursed gold, doujinshi, a particle accelerator, a time paradox and American Apple Pie! DUO Series. Short fic!

A big steaming pile of all the trashy kissy kissy goo goo that makes me look like a massive hack. These were all requests, prompted by some kiss meme, surprise surprise. Rated T for sparsely used foul language, just to be safe.

In which I fulfill Batfamily related prompts for you guys to make up for being lazy and not updating my stories in awhile. Leave a review with a prompt and I'll do my best. ;) Enjoy.

When Jervis Tetch receives a letter from his brother informing him of their parents' death, he returns home to England to sort out his inheritance. He is accompanied by five other residents of Arkham Asylum, who inflict their presence on both him and Blighty, but might come in handy when Tetch discovers that his parents' death may not be as straightforward as it seems...

Alfred's day is about to go from full to flustered thanks to a particular pair of birds... One-shot, but will likely have a sequel soon.

Bruce really shouldn't be surprised by his kids. And Dick shouldn't have told them to "act natural." Rated for Jason's language. Takes place in the same universe as my other Batman stories. New chapter!

Christmas at Wayne Manor can only end in disaster.

The lonely boy with the red hood.

The younger Robin doesn't understand why Jason is so full of hate. He decides to show the older men how there shouldn't be war in a family, just brotherly love. Jason/Tim Slash

A knife glinting from moonlight, as the dark angels wait. Ah, Bats, give a smile, will you? Giftfic for MissScorp!

Best Served Cold is a short story that pits a seasoned Batman against two of his well-known rogues re-envisioned in a gritty and violent first encounter. The Dark Knight gets sucked into a whirlwind of mayhem when Gotham City's most notorious drug lord, Poison Ivy, seeks to reclaim the streets after a tenure in prison. Can Batman stop Ivy's and her Ally's struggle for power?

Barbara Gordon and Bruce Wayne had never realized the sexual tension that stretched between them, waiting to be snapped. When they finally have the opportunity to act on those emotions, what becomes of the Bat Family? Will Barbara leave Dick for Bruce, or will she use the situation to her advantage, to satiate her new found dark, deranged desires?

His feelings for her are...perplexing. a J x HQ drabble about an overused topic.

In a distant realm, Batman fights, not only crime, but his growing insecurities as well. This time, Batman has a whimsical adventure with his pal Edwin Unther after he has an accident. Oh, and there's something in there about hooking up with luscious ladies somewhere. A slightly satirical take on Batman written for fun.

A little drabble set in the Disturbance universe. Jason is dead, and Bruce feels guilty. Rating for language.

Scarecrow has a deadly, new fear toxin! Normally, he would use rats to test his serum's effects, but after his most recent acquisition, Dr. Crane has discovered the value of using birds - A young Robin specifically. High "T" for Language, Violence, Disturbing Content, & Child Experimentation. (I do not own any DC characters.)

The Dark Robins are no longer a simple high school garage band. They now are famous stars, and the four of them; Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne, are nearing the end of their tour. However, Jason notices something interesting on a fan's sign one day, "Jaydick." Soon they find out what it is exactly, plans are made, and secrets are shared. AU.

After making an off-handed comment about Eddie and then running into him during a heist, Harley forms an awkward partnership with him, all while trying to ignore her growing interest in him. Little does she know, he overheard her and is waiting for her to make her move. A short series of Quiddler fluff. Sexual themes may arise, considering the main plot is UST.

Selina Kyle, longtime friend of Bruce Wayne, leaves Gotham because she can't handle the memories or pain. She comes back to Gotham with a new purpose and plan. But what happens when she see Bruce again? And what about the mysterious Batman? Will she have to redo her whole thinking?

One shot, immediate sequel to I Move In. Cas gets fed up with words that lie and she works with Jason to reach some kind of truth. Even without saying a word, she can make others admit to the truth, no matter how much Jason wants to fight it. (In the spirit of Portal, there is cake at the end.) Warnings: a few swats, light swearing.

When meeting Harleen Quinzel The Joker was fascinated from the start and uneasy with his unwillingness to kill her, as the relationship develops Batman steps into to try intervene but is surprised by Jokers hostility towards him when trying to persuade Harley to remain professional and more importantly sane. But is The Joker capable of loving someone other than himself?

Follow the Gotham Sun's coverage of such City notables as the Waynes! One new story and I have corrected some grammar.

The Gotham City Opera House receives an unusual new patron. Batman is determined to find out why.