Bane lends his mercenary mercenary skills.

Jason pushes just a little too far now and again. Sometimes when he does, he realizes just how much he still doesn't know about his big brother.

This is my attempt to blend Harley's origin stories from B:TAS, Batman comics, and from Harley's original line. I will not be including anything from the New 52, nor will I be writing anything resembling 'Nolanverse' JxHQ. I'm almost certain this will stay with a T rating. Concrit is valued. If you read, please let me know what you think. Good or bad!

Hello my name is Lenore and I am gonna be so late! Bruce send Damien to school where he meets and befriends a girl called Lenore. Sort of. She sure wants to be friends, Damien though seems too just want her too shut up and leave. T because I'm paranoid (everyone else says it why shouldn't I?) (discontinued)

Just a short story about Dick's moods. Rated M for suggestive themes. Warnings: Jay/Dick and mpreg! :3

"Roy was right about something: it had made Dick happy. Saccharinely so. When they were done, he joined the audience in laughter and looked at Jason with those stupid sparkling blue eyes. If Jason were completely honest with himself, it was that look he had wanted to avoid that night. He hated that look." Companion to "The Seventy-Third"!

Bruce is visited by three spirits to teach him a Christmas lessen. Rated T for Jason's language.

New adventures of the dynamic duo in script form. It presumes NO connection to any established continuity, but will obviously borrow heavily from the mythos without being an origin story. Some characters will be re-named. Some "laws" will be broken. A serial adaptation that will progress until it isn't fun for me anymore. Enjoy.

A look at the sessions that seduced and turned Dr Quinzel into the Harlequin of Crime. Joker/Harley Romance

Joker and Harley's daughter Ace is supposed to be tucked in bed asleep but instead she sneaks downstairs to see if Santa had come. What she sees takes her by surprise, as her mommy was kissing Santa Claus?

"You're a stick in the mud with a stick up his arse! That's a stick WITHIN a stick. We're encroaching on mystic recursive voodoo territory here, Batsy. But...aw, shucks." He clasped his hands to the side and looked up at his nemesis adoringly. This should stick in the Bat's gullet. "You know I'd follow you anywhere. I hate AND love you for it." [pre-slash]

It's Jason's alone, and no one can ever take it from him. (Post Jason's resurrection, but before the Bats discover he's back. Can be read as one-sided JayDick.)

The Joker and Harley Quinn are spending their first Christmas with their twin children, Arleen and J.J., when Harley's parents decide to visit for the holidays to meet their grandchildren. Harley's parents are Jewish, and between her trying to impress them with her dysfunctional family, and trying not to offend them with Christmas, the holidays are anything but happy.

A therapist records her findings about what it's like to be in Arkham Asylum in just a week.

The Bat Family settles down for a calm Christmas. And two-year-old Mari Grayson hands Damian her toy phone.

He knew how, of course he did. He'd just never needed it until now. Warning: A slightly dark take on Dick Grayson, inspired by a scene from the Constantine TV show.

"I didnt know you wore glasses," she hummed and Tim chuckled, shifting to pull the black framed glasses further down his face, "why? Do I look odd?"

Its funny how they can be ready for war even before it happens, but when locked inside a steel box, let all hope be lost. Not Slash.

She was trying to be nice by asking to help him, she never thought that help might ruin her day...and her favorite hoody.

What if Selina Kyle met Bruce Wayne when they were children? What if she were there to see the beginning of the bat? How drastically different would their lives had been, had they had one another to cling to - and to lose? "The first time they met was at a funeral..."

Parody of the song "Ghostbusters"

She might as well kiss her non-existent dating life behind her when her over protective father just happens to be a worldly-known terrorist

Damian gets a unintentionally sent message from Tim and Stephanie...he doesn't react well...

The first drag burns as it always does, but it's nowhere near as hot as the desire that raced through him just moments before. And as the smoke curls out from his lips, creating a billowing grin, he thinks, 'This...this is really living'. Jason Todd/Tim Drake drabble. Rated M for sexual content and blow jobs.

Tim finds Jason just after he's been resurrected when Jason saves him from a nasty fate.