This story starts from the end of the 1925 Phantom. It is from Erik's perspective. Please let me know if I should continue it. For now it is T and Raoul may or may not show up. This story is updated as written.

An assembly of bad phanfiction parodies and other phanfic peeves. Bear my craziness. Suggestions are welcome. Chapter 2: Period Erik/Mary-Sue. Rated T for bad language and some content.

"...with bated breath, Christine watched her destiny unfold." After her father's death, Christine Daaé is sent to live with the Girys on their country flat. With chores to do and daydreaming to be done, life is mundane. That is, until the eve of Christine's 16th birthday, when a strange man comes to call. With that, Christine's life changes-but for better or for worse? (AU). E/C.

'Twas the night before Christmas, when through the opera house Something was stirring, and the revelers did rouse; A voice was heard more times than one, she hoped to see him before rise of the sun; a gift from a shadow did a red glove ensnare, and music triumphed in the Yuletide affair. /OneShot/ (for now)

Who was the woman who accompanied Erik in box five and left roses after her? Drabble, with some 2004 movie. Yes, title is Lady of the camelias reference.

Erik and Raoul forget about Christine's solo. (highschool!AU, oneshot)

Because the plotbunnies were not biting for Christmas this year and Erik and Raoul still deserve a Christmas together. Modern!AU, kitty!AU, elf-verse!AU. ErikRaoul slash.

Christmas is the time for cheerful amusements.

Sequel to "Behind the Trapdoors". Erik Chevalier the Second has suffered...not as his father did, but he suffered nevertheless. Having dealt with rejection, heartache, war, humiliation, and battle scars, he resolves to follow in his father's footsteps and terrorize the Paris Opera House, until an unlikely relationship changes his life...ErikII/OC. COMPLETE

"Pretty little girls have always attracted monstrous things in this world" She could have soared to unimaginable heights with her voice, but Christine Daae chose to live in the darkness of her father's death. Sad and alone, a dark being has taken advantage of her lifeless soul, hoping, just hoping she could be his redemption. A dark and modern tale.

She had changed his world, rewritten everything...

Just another poem

Christmas one-shot set after the events of POTO. Meg is determined to give Erik a merry Christmas no matter what. Erik/Meg friendship, though it could be viewed as a soon-to-be romance if you squint hard. ALW-based, with hints of Kay.

Porque el amor aveces trae consecuencias.

Another "Phantom" poem - written in a particular poetic format

Sometimes the wish that goes unfulfilled is the answer to your prayers.

Christine Daae's father dies young leaving her on her own. When Erik saves her and raises her like a little sister, will their sibling bond turn into something more? Erik/Christine (Might throw Raoul in as a nuisance for a little fun) Just so you know I made Erik younger so that it's not awkward.

The opera ghost gets all he wants by blackmailing. The vicomte de Chagny gets all he wants by his pretty face. When they meet, frictions over Box 5 ensure. Slash ahead. Disclaimers inside.

After the death of her father, Christine finds herself at the mercy of an aunt she hardly knew existed. With her entire world changing in an instant, her future never seemed so uncertain. Yet, the mysterious masked lord may just be able to offer her a life unlike anything she ever imagined.

A short diddly I wrote on my phone

Erik, Christine, and Raphael celebrate the holidays

He walked in shadows, and he lived in shadow. He was a shadow himself. Everything was so dark, and sometimes the only light he saw was her. He whispered into the silent darkness but no one would listen. No one but her...

Short ficlet variations on a theme: education/school. They have a midnight routine… that Raoul doesn't know about, yet. Modern!AU, university!AU, liberties taken with their ages. ErikRaoul slash.

Short ficlet variations on a theme: education/school. This is why you always sign your notes legibly. Rather, this is why you read from where a note comes. Modern!AU, high school!AU, liberties taken with their ages. ErikRaoul slash.

Short ficlet variations on a theme: education/school. Raoul was supposed to just be a tutor of some sort. Supposed to. Liberties taken with their ages; ambiguous timeframe. ErikRaoul slash.