It's Christmas in Metropolis and a new supervillain strikes! Can Superman and Batman disarm the bomb and manage romance at the same time? And what IS the mysterious power of Mayo? Adult themes, language, silliness. I own nothing.

Bruce has a recurring dream. No, not that one.

Thinking he has found true love things never seem to turn out with a happy ever after ending for Dick.Thanks to the amazing music and voices of Ryan and Dan for the inspiration.Thanks to DC comics for inventing the main characters.

Christmas Eve is not a happy time for Commissioner Gordon. Perhaps this year, things can be different.

A high school senior wishes he was Batman after Bruce Wayne retires. After a school field trip to a bat cave, he discovers his biggest wish has come true.

Robin disobeys Batman in a rare display of defiance. Does Tim get what's coming to him or is Bruce being overly harsh? Warning: contains corporal punishment.

A few oneshots with my favorite couple in the Batman rouge gallery.

Set 6 months after Infinite Crisis. Gotham is missing Batman and Joker is missing him even more. What lengths will the Joker go to in order to get Batman's attention again? A black comedy - definitely not slash.

It takes will and strength to make a stand.Okay, so this isn't amazing, but it is mostly an attempt to get me writing again.

This is an AU story taking place on one of the infinte earths of the original DC multiverse. This is the followup to my first story Anniversary. Joker has been gone for 2 yrs and is back in town to inititate the new Batman. Reviews welcome. Now complete!

And the first shall be last. A 150 word look at Gotham City.

Will a certain someone get what they really want this Christmas? femslash, yuri, girlxgirl

Joker doesn't agree with Harley's approach to the holidays.

Sometimes accidents happen

The sequel to [Get Out of My House!] Jackie's survived her encounter with the Riddler...so far. But he's not the only rogue in Gotham...

[CAT] The boy said My name's Johnny and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been. Wait...since when are we in Georgia?

[CAT] Irony, irony, it's her favorite word.

Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. Stop copying me. [CAT]

And thus a pattern is established. [CAT]

You created me, Mom, so I guess you're to blame for the love that I feel just from hearing your name. You're as tender as corned beef and as warm as pastrami...I love my mommy. [CAT]

Look out! It's the Other Woman! [CAT]

Sometimes it's nice to meet old friends...sometimes. [CAT]

Why yes, this is a substandard sequel. But to what? [CAT]

[CAT] Never talk to strangers. More importantly, never get into their car.

When Selina Kyle, the Catwoman, is shot during an investigation, Batman must find her attacker and protect her secret identity. Mean while, detectives from Gotham PD work on the case in a more ortodox way. Now, COMPLETE!