Written for the MFN humour contest. Psychiatrist Professor Nicholas Whittingham receives an interesting client. One who thinks catgut is a fun activity for the whole family. Ends with a twist!

At least one song from each of my fave bands must be put through the phantom machine by the one and only, me! Now 'The Fresh Prince' is up! Erik with a boombox, okay..

Oneshot. Fickle Christine loves to keep men hanging, but little does she realize the hazards of such flirtatious behavior...My submission for the second humor writing contest on PFN.

Set in the modern day, Christine Daae finds herself transported back in time to Paris, where she becomes the object of the Phantom's desires...

What happens to the Phantom when Christine leave him to his inner demons?

ErikRaoul slash fic. Midnight meetings and things finally go Raoul's way. I might have to say this is going to be a PWP. Didn’t actually plan on that. Started off as just a character introspection bit but got way to the M rating side.

Point of view oneshot from perspective of the oftneglected Ratcatcher, as he muses on rats, opera, and the Phantom.

Erik has tried to forget her, but as he lay dying, he only has one thing on his mind...Christine I suck at summeries [SONGFIC]

Erik winds up in Gotham and visits the local psychiatrist.

Oneshot written for PFN's secret santa. Short and dark. She wished to say no, I cannot do this. What shall happen to me tonight? However, she saw the rising concern in his eyes, and guilt won her over.

the story of a girl actress performing Meg in phantom of the opera at the new york opera house...R&R

Takes place 17 years after the Phantom disappears. Christine and Raoul have a 15 year old daughter named Emily.

Not really sure how to explain this one.... Erik's POV

Christine is stupid and tastes of cheese. Erik is a stalker. And Raoul doesn't love Christine. What more could you possibly want?

hello everybody! new and improved work! yaay, im gonna add chpt 4 tomarro. hopefully ok, this is an erik and meg fic, so ya, its my first fic, so it wont be that great. rr please!

Summary inside. Rated T for language and sexual refrences.

Down beneath the opera Erik will live out the rest of his days. Minor EC hints, please please review!

Christime is kidnapped during a performance. She has to decide between Erik and Raoul. Mixture of ALW and Leroux.

AU, EC. Christine is the wife of Raoul de Chagny, but their marriage is not picture perfect, and Christine is not the happy girl she once was, but instead a dark oceans of secrets and mystery…can anyone ever get close to her again?

A phan hires an Assassin to take out Raoul. Entirely Leroux based.

They claimed it was their imagination. A fool's response to anything they can't understand.

Christine and Raoul's wedding quickly approaches but Christine feels something is missing. Based on the Andrew Lloyd Webber 2004 musicalmovie. Rating just in case.

After the incident at the Opera Populaire, Erik accidentally ends up in Hyrule where he is convinced to join a tournament. Not a great summary. tLoZPotO. M for violence and some language. Mostly Kay based.

First ficlet: She sings of betrayal and darkness and God. And he wants to tear out his broken heart and die all at once. And though the boy screams for her to stop, she wades to him still.

Sequel to A wish your heart makes. Meg is seeing other men. Christine and Raoul want to marry... EM, CR