HELLOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...O................!

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Nessa POV:

"My Baby LEGOLAS... he's Crying...Lemmie see him? Pwease?" I tried to reason with the guards, and then Rama appeared.

"BECAUSE I SAID SO THATS WHY WE'RE GONNA SET HER FREE!" she yelled. I could hear MY BABY saying "You sound like my dad," but he was weeping at the same time. AWWWWWWWWWW!

And then they freed me. And then I jumped Legolas! And then they chained me back up again. And then Morwen came back the next morning and sneaked me into the Council of Elrond.

Did I ever mention Elrond's eyebrows? Well, I wasn't paying much attention, since I've seen the movie and read the book, but I couldn't help but notice the way his eyebrows went UP and DOWN every other word. Freaky. I was waiting for the moment where I could jump in and say I would join the Fellowship. Just after Merry and Pippin jumped in and declared that they would go too, I ran out of my hiding place.

"I'm going too! And you can't stop me! Ha HA! Nana-nana-boo-boo" I screamed. I think I was very mature. Leggy-poo blanched horribly. Just then, Morwen jumped out from the bushes.

"No WAY are you going with out me!" We both stood next to each other, feeling very special. Until of course Elrond burst our bubble.

"Well, Lady Nessa, Lady Morwen, you both are not exactly capable of going with the Fellowship. You do not understand the dangers and the consequences." I glared at Elrond and started to tell him off. I mean, tell him OFF.

"FIRST of all, I CAN fight. Second of all, Morwen--" Morwen cut me off.

"No, no, NO! I will speak for myself! For now, speak for yourself!"

"Okay. Whatever. SECOND of all, I know EVERYTHING about the Ring. And it's NOT because of your droning banter!" I screamed. Elrond blushed... Wow... I didn't know they could do that.... Boromir then stepped forward.

"And how do we know that you really know about the One Ring?" God I hate that baka (idiot). I smiled sweetly (I hope you know that the "sweetly" is SARCASM).

"Well, for starters, it is the ring forged by Sauron and it rules 19 other Rings. Three to the Elves, Nine to mortal men, and Seven to the dwarves. The nine mortal kings became ring wraiths, 3 of the dwarf rings were eaten by dragons, and 4 were found by Sauron. The three Elvish rings stayed with the elves and I know for a FACT that the Lady Galadriel of Lothlorien has one of them. I ALSO know that Bilbo got the Ring from Gollum, formally Smeagol, who got it from Deagol, his best friend, after he MURDERED him. ALSO I know that... Rama, What else do I know?"

Rama finally stood.

"We also know of the tales of... 'There and Back Again.'" Rama used a very different voice when speaking to a crowd. Frodo was now paying attention. "We know of Smaug, of Sting and of the eagles that saved you," she pointed to Gandalf, "from the wolf-riders." She inhaled and sat back down.

Cool...she actually sounded... I dunno...serious...

Morwen POV:

Then Gandalf stood... well, actually he was standing the whole time, But now... he started TALKING!
"I will not go if they do not go. I sense something. Something great about to happen. Something is burning inside them, and I want them to be on the Fellowship's side when it bursts. They may prevent one more death, one more hopeless cause, one more casualty in the war of the One Ring." He turned to us, "Women, meet your companions in the journey to come." Gandalf stopped.

"Oh yeah! It's my birthday! It's my birthday! Where going! With the Fellowship! Oh YEAH! I get to- stalk Legolas! Uh- HUH," Nessa sang as Legolas collapsed, and Aragorn caught him before Nessa could. "He's MINE! GIMMIE! NOW! Grrrrrr..." Legolas rewakened.

Legolas POV:

She was back again. I think I may be the first elf to die of fear. I knew what I had to do. I turned to Elrond.

"If... She is coming, let me bring my own personal accompaniment. Let me bring Nerwen, my good friend and loyal representative."

Elrond POV:

My lord, this Fellowship will be over run with women, but better She- elves then mortals.

"Fine" I said. ::eyebrows UP, eyebrows DOWN::

Morwen POV:

"Come, now, you must have some weapons in all of this... Do you use arrows? " Elladan had insisted on getting our weapons. He wanted to say Sayonara* to Julia, We shook are heads "Of course not...Swords?"

*Good bye (Julia *in author mode*: I HONESTLY DIDN'T KNOW...) (to get that, read our profile)

"Yuppers!" I yelled. I love swords. It tuns out that the Elven Armory was stock full of 'em! They had a 'Sword room' or something. Anyway, the swords where lined up, and I just had to look through them. YAH! Most of them where the normal, you know, the rope bound straight metal type, heavy for all but fencing, common in Europe... Actually you...wouldn't...know... ::sigh::.... but this one was different.

For starters, It was light weight, and it DIDN'T HAVE A HILT! IT WAS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

Nessa POV:

The sword was silvery... It looked pretty... I'll take it! I'll call it...Legolas... no... too suspicious...Salogel ... no... too ugly...

Morwen held up a crudy old broken sword...she started talking...

"IT'S BROKEN IN HALF!!!!!! ... Oh! Look at this one!" she held up another random sword. Um...okay... Just then, I smelled the most wonderful smell EVER.... I turned around and my suspicions were confirmed.

"LEGOLAS!" I screamed. His eyes became saucers. CUTEEEEEEE!!!!

"Y-you have a s-sword?!?!" He went white REALLY quickly. Then he turned around and ran. I think I heard his say, "She's gonna kill me and then mess with my corpse!" I turned to Rama and started to sob.

"At this rate... he'll NEVER love me!!" I shrieked. Sadly, Rama was gone...and that's not the sad part. That meant I was with Elladan... ALONE.... in a small dark room with pointy objects..... RUUUUUN!

*~~Meanwhile in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Terrapins(Maryland)....

Katie POV:

"I can't BELEVE Julia didn't Return my...calls... HURACANE ISABEL!!!" suddenly the horrible hurricane swamped ME up and into...I think...Nuh...
Trees... falling...trees...three people... Tall guy, guy with pointy ears and...a kid...?

Aragorn POV:

Gimli was being given a tour of Rivendell, And I decided to come along. Elladan was hosting the tour. HE IS SO BORRING!!!

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" A woman was falling from the sky...? She was screaming along the way. She then landed...On Gimli...

"Ah! I fell on a kid! ...With an axe... Ok-aaaay..." She then darted away. AH! I think Elladan died of shock! Yahoooooo!!!

Nerwen POV:

The fellowship was now to OFFICIALY meet the humans, Nessa and Morwen. We had redressed them in according garb. Morwen was wearing a loose white shirt, with a brown vest and brown pants. She had a sword tucked to her side. Nessa was wearing a dress. A red dress. With a bow and arrows and a sword. She was, of course, poking at Prince Legolas.

"Love me!" she was saying. "Pwease?" Legolas was having a nervous breakdown. It seemed that, after greeting Aragorn and the rest of them, Morwen took to the hobbits.

"So... how many breakfasts DO you guys eat??" she said, studying the great deal of pots and pans they where carrying.

"Two" said Merry, like it was no big deal .
Morwen went bug-eyed. " WOW" she rambled "Wow...wow...wow...wow...wow...wow" she mumbled. Then all hell, once more, broke loose.

Frodo POV:
Oh, come on! She's not that BAD!!

Nerwen POV:

YES she WAS!!!

Frodo POV:

Alright... anyway!

Suddenly a girl popped out of the bushes!

Morwen POV:

It was Katie, from Maryland!

Nessa Pov:

SHAAAA!!

Surprise! Surprise!

Frodo POV:

Cliffhanger! Cliffhanger!