You know those funny lil intros in the beginning and end of the story? We
call that Author Mode. TADA! Example of Author Mode: BELOW! Lol. we will
have Author Modes in the beginning and end of the chapters, and
occasionally, in the story.
Chapter Five: (note this is in author mode, we are not changing the writing style)
Morwen: I WANT MY HIEI & MY SESSHOMARU! WAAAAAAA! *Sobb*
Frodo Narrating: When we last met .....there was a story. In that story, there was a ring-
Nessa: Frodo, damn it! We don't need to know the whole story!
Frodo: Ugh....ok.
Nessa: Our friend, Katie,
Morwen: Also known as Tári (ELVISH NAME GENERATOR!)
Nessa: Fell into middle-earth.
Nerwen: All hell breaks loose.
Nessa: You like saying that don't you? (voice fading away)
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Nessa POV:
"Ka-I mean- Tári!" I screamed. It was our friend Katie! From Hicksville, Maryland! Rama squeaked and jumped over to the confused Katie. She looked over and saw Gandalf with his staff and pointed hat.
"HOGWARTS!?" she screamed maniacally. "ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!" she started to sob happy tears. Did I mention her big t-shirt that said "HOGWARTS: Quidditch" across the front? OR the giant snitch on it? Hm...didn't think so... "WHERE'S HARRY!? AND.....DRACO?! AND... OLIVER WOOD? Please! Take me to them!" I couldn't help but laugh.
"Sorry, Tári..." snorted Morwen. "This is OUR story! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha- haaaum okay....I look strange now, don't I?" The whole Fellowship and Katie were staring at the Inuyasha-freak like she was a......FREAK!
"You!" screamed Aragorn. "You are the one who fell on to Gimli!" Katie looked over at Gimli and realization dawned over her ... haha ... I sound smart. (Author Mode Morwen: Now you sound stupid....)
"Ohhhhhhhhh!" screamed Katie. "YOU'RE the ugly little kid!" Nerwen and Legolas had to chort at that.
Morwen POV:
CHORT is MY word! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Nessa POV:
Okay. That's.....nice...... ANYways.... Gimli glared at Katie, shock in his eyes. Well, actually, you couldn't tell if there was shock in his eyes because all his hair was in the way because he was thrashing around maniacally trying to kill Katie.
Legolas POV:
Such good first impressions this group makes.
Tári POV A/M:
Good thing Aragorn and Boromir were there to restrain him
Nerwen POV A/M:
How do you know their names?!
Tári POV A/M:
This is AFTER I met them and everything.
Nerwen POV A/M:
Oh. Okay.
Nessa POV:
Okaaaaay. So, fast forward to November 8th. Katie's officially part of the Fellowship (MARY-SUE!) and Gimli HATES her.....a LOT. Oh, and she likes Pippin. Yes, very scary. So, Elrohir starts to like HER which gets Rama REALLY pissed off. (Morwen A/M: buaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ::sob::) Oh, and Legolas likes Rama. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA...I...Forgot...To...breathe!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Morwen POV:
"It's MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...*Hack* *cough*...BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! CONGRAGULATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! YAHOO! " I pranced around. I was gonna have my birthday in Rivendell! YAHOO!!
"What is 'birthday'?" asked Legolas. He was following me...For his own protection...Nessa was jealous!!! She was still stalking him.
"Sa-SHA*? You don't know what a BIRTHDAY is? Do Elves celebrate Birthdays?" I asked the elf who had just noticed Nessa hiding behind a tree branch. ((*A Confused or awed expression of MY creation! Tehe))
He turned back to me, trying to ignore the annoying, pesky, jealous, (Nessa A/M: Oi! You can stop!) Okay ok. Sooo...
"What is a birth-day?" he asked. O_o ::Twitch:: I couldn't believe it. Yea sure.... elves are old, so they'd probably have birthdays everyday or something....but not CELEBRATE them? BIG scoff!
"I don't beLIEVE it! BIRTHDAYS are the days you celebrate the day you were BORN!" I screamed. I think that got his attention. I think he whimpered.... oh... and I know this has NOTHING to do with what's happening now, but lately, I've been thinking Legolas likes me *Shiver*...but at least he's KINDA cute...
Nessa AM:
AHEM.....kinda? KINDA?
Morwen:
That's the only credit I'm giving him. ANYways....
"You humans and your...anyway... You celebrate that?" he asked.
"Yup!" I 'Whoop-d' Suddenly Katie appeared. She wore her green cloak and glasses around the castle... thing... often. "Oh. It IS the 8th, isn't it? "
"Yuppers" I said. And then Julia ran from her hiding place.
"Watashi wa Morwen-desu*. I am here to help." I stood in-between Julia and her idol.
*( I am Morwen')
Legolas POV:
Later, Morwen had to explain all of her mortal holidays. All of these spanned within the next two months. Both Tári and Morwen explained.
"Christmas, I don't celebrate-"
"But I do!"
"You give gifts for one day, and then Chanukah is for eight days,"
"Involves candles..."
"Yah! And you get one present for each day... and today is my birthday!" Apparently, I have a lot to learn.
Morwen POV:
It took a wile to arrange everything, so we had to celebrate my birthday on the 10th! *Sobb* When I told Sam, Pippin and Merry...(I became friends with Frodo, and I made an agreement to distract Sam from him whenever I can... poor Frodo-Kun**!!!) we got into a small argument...
"No... on birthdays, you give US gifts!!" Pippin yelled.
**(-Kun= Friend that's a boy, not boyfriend!)
"NO! YOU give me gifts! YOU!" I yelled back.
"Maybe human birthdays are different," Sam contemplated. For someone trying to rape Frodo-kun, he had half of a brain.
"NO! All holidays are the same, Sam, THE SAME" yelled Merry. Legolas, who had been watching the whole damn confrontation, shook his head. He was leaning against a tree. We were on the borders of a small forest.
"Okay, how about this: We all get each other gifts, OKAY?" I asked the hobbits.
"Deal!" Merry held out his hand reluctantly and we shook.
Legolas POV:
Humans and hobbits are so similar, mind a few small height variations...
Frodo POV:
Heeeey!
Legolas POV:
Well. It IS the truth... Wait... HOW...
Frodo POV:
Its just your imagination... I'm not clairvoyant at all...
Nessa POV:
Pippin and Merry and Sam all got Morwen pots and pans, cutrosey of Sam, and Morwen got them all... Stuff that she had in her backpack when we fell... you didn't know we still have stuff from their, did you, huh?
"This," Morwen held up a Flashlight, in her backpack, she carries twelve at one time, Don't ask me why, "Is a flashlight, you press this button, it gives light" And then she demonstrated, "This is an umbrella" she had given the flashlight to Pippin, "Press button, protects from rain" She demonstrated and gave it to Sam, "And this is a Maryland Terps had... Adjustable!" She demonstrated and gave it to Merry, "Protects your little heads from hot sun, and has the best team on earth and not on middle earth, on it. Fear the turtle, Dammit!" for the rest of the day she wore a soup pan on her head. Freak.
Frodo, whom had read her mind and knew about the human custom, got her a scarf, actually, it was the one he had been wearing all the way from the shire. After cleaning it, Morwen whore it for the rest of the day, She got Frodo, from her bag of goodies, a refrigerator magnet. It was a little glass dolphin with sand inside it. Frodo thought it was some kind of sacred fish.
Nerwen POV:
Since I haven't had a POV so for the whole stupid chapter... it's my turn.
For Chan-u-kah and Christ-mas (UG! I'm actually having trouble pronouncing the stupid mortal holidays!) because of the confusion, no one got anyone gifts, though Tari tryed to paint Gandalf's staff green for reasons unknown. What Morwen, Nessa and Tari DID do, was steal a whole Elven Chorus and teach them strange Hymns like 'Jingle bells' and 'Dreydel, Dreydel'. The Elven Chorus sung it very well, but then again, they sing all things well, if not PERFECT.
Nessa AM:
S'good?
Morwen AM:
S'good. The end.
Nerwen AM:
Heyyyy...
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Morwen: Lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaala!
OWARI*
*(Owari=End)
Chapter Five: (note this is in author mode, we are not changing the writing style)
Morwen: I WANT MY HIEI & MY SESSHOMARU! WAAAAAAA! *Sobb*
Frodo Narrating: When we last met .....there was a story. In that story, there was a ring-
Nessa: Frodo, damn it! We don't need to know the whole story!
Frodo: Ugh....ok.
Nessa: Our friend, Katie,
Morwen: Also known as Tári (ELVISH NAME GENERATOR!)
Nessa: Fell into middle-earth.
Nerwen: All hell breaks loose.
Nessa: You like saying that don't you? (voice fading away)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~
Nessa POV:
"Ka-I mean- Tári!" I screamed. It was our friend Katie! From Hicksville, Maryland! Rama squeaked and jumped over to the confused Katie. She looked over and saw Gandalf with his staff and pointed hat.
"HOGWARTS!?" she screamed maniacally. "ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!" she started to sob happy tears. Did I mention her big t-shirt that said "HOGWARTS: Quidditch" across the front? OR the giant snitch on it? Hm...didn't think so... "WHERE'S HARRY!? AND.....DRACO?! AND... OLIVER WOOD? Please! Take me to them!" I couldn't help but laugh.
"Sorry, Tári..." snorted Morwen. "This is OUR story! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha- haaaum okay....I look strange now, don't I?" The whole Fellowship and Katie were staring at the Inuyasha-freak like she was a......FREAK!
"You!" screamed Aragorn. "You are the one who fell on to Gimli!" Katie looked over at Gimli and realization dawned over her ... haha ... I sound smart. (Author Mode Morwen: Now you sound stupid....)
"Ohhhhhhhhh!" screamed Katie. "YOU'RE the ugly little kid!" Nerwen and Legolas had to chort at that.
Morwen POV:
CHORT is MY word! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Nessa POV:
Okay. That's.....nice...... ANYways.... Gimli glared at Katie, shock in his eyes. Well, actually, you couldn't tell if there was shock in his eyes because all his hair was in the way because he was thrashing around maniacally trying to kill Katie.
Legolas POV:
Such good first impressions this group makes.
Tári POV A/M:
Good thing Aragorn and Boromir were there to restrain him
Nerwen POV A/M:
How do you know their names?!
Tári POV A/M:
This is AFTER I met them and everything.
Nerwen POV A/M:
Oh. Okay.
Nessa POV:
Okaaaaay. So, fast forward to November 8th. Katie's officially part of the Fellowship (MARY-SUE!) and Gimli HATES her.....a LOT. Oh, and she likes Pippin. Yes, very scary. So, Elrohir starts to like HER which gets Rama REALLY pissed off. (Morwen A/M: buaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ::sob::) Oh, and Legolas likes Rama. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA...I...Forgot...To...breathe!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Morwen POV:
"It's MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...*Hack* *cough*...BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! CONGRAGULATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! YAHOO! " I pranced around. I was gonna have my birthday in Rivendell! YAHOO!!
"What is 'birthday'?" asked Legolas. He was following me...For his own protection...Nessa was jealous!!! She was still stalking him.
"Sa-SHA*? You don't know what a BIRTHDAY is? Do Elves celebrate Birthdays?" I asked the elf who had just noticed Nessa hiding behind a tree branch. ((*A Confused or awed expression of MY creation! Tehe))
He turned back to me, trying to ignore the annoying, pesky, jealous, (Nessa A/M: Oi! You can stop!) Okay ok. Sooo...
"What is a birth-day?" he asked. O_o ::Twitch:: I couldn't believe it. Yea sure.... elves are old, so they'd probably have birthdays everyday or something....but not CELEBRATE them? BIG scoff!
"I don't beLIEVE it! BIRTHDAYS are the days you celebrate the day you were BORN!" I screamed. I think that got his attention. I think he whimpered.... oh... and I know this has NOTHING to do with what's happening now, but lately, I've been thinking Legolas likes me *Shiver*...but at least he's KINDA cute...
Nessa AM:
AHEM.....kinda? KINDA?
Morwen:
That's the only credit I'm giving him. ANYways....
"You humans and your...anyway... You celebrate that?" he asked.
"Yup!" I 'Whoop-d' Suddenly Katie appeared. She wore her green cloak and glasses around the castle... thing... often. "Oh. It IS the 8th, isn't it? "
"Yuppers" I said. And then Julia ran from her hiding place.
"Watashi wa Morwen-desu*. I am here to help." I stood in-between Julia and her idol.
*( I am Morwen')
Legolas POV:
Later, Morwen had to explain all of her mortal holidays. All of these spanned within the next two months. Both Tári and Morwen explained.
"Christmas, I don't celebrate-"
"But I do!"
"You give gifts for one day, and then Chanukah is for eight days,"
"Involves candles..."
"Yah! And you get one present for each day... and today is my birthday!" Apparently, I have a lot to learn.
Morwen POV:
It took a wile to arrange everything, so we had to celebrate my birthday on the 10th! *Sobb* When I told Sam, Pippin and Merry...(I became friends with Frodo, and I made an agreement to distract Sam from him whenever I can... poor Frodo-Kun**!!!) we got into a small argument...
"No... on birthdays, you give US gifts!!" Pippin yelled.
**(-Kun= Friend that's a boy, not boyfriend!)
"NO! YOU give me gifts! YOU!" I yelled back.
"Maybe human birthdays are different," Sam contemplated. For someone trying to rape Frodo-kun, he had half of a brain.
"NO! All holidays are the same, Sam, THE SAME" yelled Merry. Legolas, who had been watching the whole damn confrontation, shook his head. He was leaning against a tree. We were on the borders of a small forest.
"Okay, how about this: We all get each other gifts, OKAY?" I asked the hobbits.
"Deal!" Merry held out his hand reluctantly and we shook.
Legolas POV:
Humans and hobbits are so similar, mind a few small height variations...
Frodo POV:
Heeeey!
Legolas POV:
Well. It IS the truth... Wait... HOW...
Frodo POV:
Its just your imagination... I'm not clairvoyant at all...
Nessa POV:
Pippin and Merry and Sam all got Morwen pots and pans, cutrosey of Sam, and Morwen got them all... Stuff that she had in her backpack when we fell... you didn't know we still have stuff from their, did you, huh?
"This," Morwen held up a Flashlight, in her backpack, she carries twelve at one time, Don't ask me why, "Is a flashlight, you press this button, it gives light" And then she demonstrated, "This is an umbrella" she had given the flashlight to Pippin, "Press button, protects from rain" She demonstrated and gave it to Sam, "And this is a Maryland Terps had... Adjustable!" She demonstrated and gave it to Merry, "Protects your little heads from hot sun, and has the best team on earth and not on middle earth, on it. Fear the turtle, Dammit!" for the rest of the day she wore a soup pan on her head. Freak.
Frodo, whom had read her mind and knew about the human custom, got her a scarf, actually, it was the one he had been wearing all the way from the shire. After cleaning it, Morwen whore it for the rest of the day, She got Frodo, from her bag of goodies, a refrigerator magnet. It was a little glass dolphin with sand inside it. Frodo thought it was some kind of sacred fish.
Nerwen POV:
Since I haven't had a POV so for the whole stupid chapter... it's my turn.
For Chan-u-kah and Christ-mas (UG! I'm actually having trouble pronouncing the stupid mortal holidays!) because of the confusion, no one got anyone gifts, though Tari tryed to paint Gandalf's staff green for reasons unknown. What Morwen, Nessa and Tari DID do, was steal a whole Elven Chorus and teach them strange Hymns like 'Jingle bells' and 'Dreydel, Dreydel'. The Elven Chorus sung it very well, but then again, they sing all things well, if not PERFECT.
Nessa AM:
S'good?
Morwen AM:
S'good. The end.
Nerwen AM:
Heyyyy...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``
Morwen: Lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaala!
OWARI*
*(Owari=End)