*This first bit is a crazy little note to my friend ... I can't believe I'm actually putting it in here though, I mean, I sound even stupider than usual!*
*Insert friend's name here*,
MUAHAHAHAHAHA*cough,cough*HAHAHAHA freakin' HA! The great and powerful Lady BlackDragonFire is MORE than a match for this pairing! First I will... I will...
Um...
I will...
Uh...
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! I will ignore this pairing until I... uh... have thought of something DEVIOUS enough to do this pairing justice, not that I haven't thought of anything! MUHAHAHAHA!
Lady BDF's Sensible Inner Voice: Yeah right. You just got shocked by the fact it's a yuri pairing.
Lady BDF: Shut up. I did not and I will NOT argue with myself.
Sensible Inner Voice: *Rolls eyes*
Lady BDF: DIE!
***Big ass cat fight ensues***
^_^''''' -- Lady BDF's Regular Person Voice (can't believe two of her multiple personalities are fighting one another)
Ahem, anyway...
*This would be the beginning of the story*
Once upon a time, Aisha Clan Clan of the Cataro Cataro and Twilight Suzuka of the ... uh ... Ass-Kicking Super Cool Assassins' Society were both about to profess their undying love for Gene Starwind (and Jim, in Aisha's case) when Melfina told them the terrible news.
Gene and Jim (Kawaii! It rhymes! ^____^) had run off together.
"Well ... shoot." Was the general reaction of Aisha and Suzuka.
"Isn't that illegal? Molesting a minor? I mean, Jim's what, twelve, fourteen at best?" said Suzuka, mad at being beaten to her true love by a child.
Aisha started whistling at that point.
In any case, a drowning of the sorrows was in order, well, that and it *might* be a good idea to get Suzuka drunk enough to unable her from swinging that sword around like a maniac (which is what she was). So Aisha dragged Suzuka to a bar.
Six hours of straight drinking later it was pretty damn obvious the alcohol was having an effect, much to the joy of all the male patrons at the bar.
A few more hours later, Aisha and Suzuka figured out that the key to a good relationship was not true love, but rather, it was how well your partner could do the horizontal tango.
Anyway, Suzuka and Aisha came back to the ship sometime in the day (Suzuka and Aisha: Hey, *you* try telling time when you have a hangover) and found Jim working on the ship and Gene drinking coffee.
"We heard about you and Jim." said Suzuka once the room stopped spinning.
"Eh?" said Gene, not really listening.
"Yeah, you guys do make a kinda cute couple." said Aisha.
Gene spit out his coffee and Jim's head hit the dashboard above him.
"What?! We aren't ... we - you - him - what?!"
At this point Melfina popped her head out of the kitchen and giggled.
Two seconds later she was running for her life from, well, everyone. Suzuka and Aisha because she lied to them (for which they would never admit they were actually grateful for). Gene because Melfina had caused him to miss out on a threesome, and Jim because the whole reason Melfina had done it was so she could have Gene and Jim all to herself.
The End.
Oh, yeah, and Suzuka and Aisha lived happily ever after because they balanced each other out with Suzuka's mellowness and Aisha's nuttiness and all that mushy stuff. Just in case your interested.
***The Real The End***
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