rated M for safety. Based on one of IGN's April Fool's things. This is the way Crazy Hand wants Super Smash Brothers Brawl to come out as...and the Smashers should be thankful it'll never happen.

Every female paring in the SSB universe. Starring Peach, Samus, Nana, Jigglypuff, and Zelda! Surprisingly, will be revived soon!

Takes Place in Ultiman92's Smash Mind Universe After the Hands recaptured the Smashers Bowser begins to have wierd nightmares, all involving the Beast inside him, Giga Bowser.

Zelda is a champion in gymnastics. Link is not good at it at all. Will Zelda go out with the guy she thinks is more athletic or the guy that saved her life many times? **EDIT** OMG. LIKE THE FIRST STORY I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE FIVE SO PLEASE BE GENTLE. ASDFGHJKL I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO GET RID OF THIS.

Takes place in Melee. Ness needs to learn that not everything is always what you expect. Ness Ice Climbers gen.

It's almost closing time for the Malee series but just as Mewtwo is just getting rested to leave, an old friend drops from the sky to visit him! And he's mad about it! Will Mew be able to break open his heart in time before the tournament ends? MewtwoxMew

First of many a stupid Super Smash Brothers one shots, a small series I call 'Life In the Smash Mansion'. Rated T for language. No pairings. No yoai. Just comedy.

the title has nothing to do with the story an i rated it T just in case and please review it

Peach invites Link and Marth to a peaceful picnic, although it seems... Link and Marth have a battle to see who gets Peach. Which man will become victorious and which will be depressed. **EDIT** OH GOD GUYS I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE FIVE. I WANT TO TAKE IT DOWN SO BADLY BUT IT WAS MY FIRST STORY SO I DON'T WANT TO PART WITH IT. PLEASE BE GENTLE. LOL

Somebody secretly hates Sonic so much that they'll do anything to hurt him. Sonic is left confused on why Wario raped him; little does he know that the reason is much darker and sinister than he could ever guess. Rated M for rape and language. Complete!

Luigi is trying to find a way to spice up Smash. Bros. But what happens when he gets more than he bargained for? Chapter Fourteen is up, please read and review.

Experience the lives of all newcomers, who have come to join the third tournament of Super Smash Brothers Brawl! What will they get into? Can they handle the time of they're lives finally being accepted as a Smasher?

Title speaks for most of this. A simple oneshot telling the story of what happens when a badass alien shooter spends the night with two pretty princesses, and how they got a little secret out of her.

Because the simple things really do matter. One-shot. Ike x Marth. Fluff

A party awaits them... until a new opportunity comes along. SaMarth oneshot, drabble.

He was always there. Watching her. He never said anything, just stood there. He would wear a veiled expression on his face, never let any emotion seep through. One day, though, he finally spoke.

Cause, for some odd reason, finding the answer to love has something to do with ripping petals off a plant. Where's the answer in that! Slight Ike/Samus

PitxIke boy/boy YAOI Don't like, don't read. First fic. HAS A PLOT yay! Rated for suggestive themes, nothing graphic, unless I put something sour in and SWEARING.

THIS IS MY FIRST STORY AND I COULDNT THINK OF A TITLE AND MCBILL has nothin to do with anythin just a title an bad humor

Nothing can come between two best friends and brothers... except for a girl. Pairings: Aaaahhh! it's too confusing! Not really, it's just a surprise. My 2nd fanfic ever! except for the failed one R&R!

On one of winters' snowy days, Jiggly narrates a short bit of fun they had. Jigglypuffcentric, does not include very many characters. Yes, I know it's short and rushed. Oneshot.

HAND JOB ///Ganondorf/Masterhand centric///

This is my entry for the Smash Mansion ten-line fanfic contest. Kaepora Gaebora joins the Smashers. Oh God.

What happens when you take in too many mushrooms? You get what you friggin' deserve...! Err I mean, well, this stuff happens to you. Link, Marth, Roy, Pit, and Ike fall in love with each other, Snake has a sneaky affair with both Samus and Zelda, and Captain Falcon can't WAIT to show us his moves. YESZ!

HOOT! HOOT!" screamed Zelda. "As you can see, Your Honor, she is clearly insane!" announced Marth. Stream of consiousness fic written for Smash Mansion's 10 Line fanfic contest.