WTF? Yoshi gets diarrhea, Peach gets kidnapped by a mosquito, Sonic gets sued, Link’s getting deported, and more stories of insanity occurs in this story.

Lovers discuss the family silver, expensive pizza, and their rocky marriage. Ganondorf x Zelda.

O dia dos namorados está mais uma vez a chegar e na Mansão Smash, Mario não sabe o que há-de dar a Peach. Mario resolve pedir ajuda a Pit, Luigi e Wario para conseguir encontrar o presente perfeito. Oneshot.

Okay, hear this: This is now a oneshot, since I really can't actually plan the next chap, the flames, and the fact that I gotta go to school soon. Enjoy! -.-

After Master Hand recieved something in the mail, he pairs up a couple of people. Insanity. Ike and Pit fight like a married couple. Peach giggles. Samus is pessmistic. Crack.

-one shot- I will never know how you felt about me, or when time might bring me back to you again, or if it will bring me back to you at all, but until then…I will have to live with this sadness…this emptiness…this regret.

Roy starts his first year at boarding school and shares his room with the cold and distant Marth. Marth starts falling for Roy, but unfortunatly he is not the only one. What will happen between Marth and Roy? R&R YAOI!

Join Mario, Luigi and others on an epic quest to find a legendary treasure. Laughs,thrills and romance !

Two opposites from strangers to friends... All because of the Third Tournament.

A day in the life of the Smashers. Total crack and some yaoi is added. Read and review at your own risk.

A murderer strikes just as the smashers are preparing for their fourth tournament

Snake finds Falcon when he's looking for something else to spend his time on, and Falcon's drinking something that doesn't have a label on it. He decides he'll spend his time on Falcon. SnakeFalcon, some SnakeSamus and FalconSamus, for the SSB kink meme.

Of course, his sixth language was more useful than most people immediately assumed - Pokèmon were seeing more and more frequent use in front-line combat since the turn of the century. SnakexJigglypuff, some SnakexSamus. For the SSB kink meme on LJ.

Where do all the Super Smash Brothers, or sisters, go if they are rejected to join the fray or have been fired? The Office, of course! Oneshot.

What's this? Another retarded thing from the mind of the idiot CeleBaby20? Evanescence in a crackfic? WTF. Zelda discovers Samus is using Pit, so what does she do? Opens his eyes! ZeldaxPit, anti SamusxPit. Rated for Language. SamusxPit fans DO NOT READ!

A few nights after the Melee tournamnet has ended Mewtwo is about to leave the Mansion forever. But can Peach make it in time to tell how she truly feels? Or will she be too late? A MewtwoxPeach one shot, so read and review.

You did it out of greed," she spat, believing he only kissed her to humiliate and take the win. "No, I did it out of... Love." oneshot

Peach returns home to find that instead of her, Bowser has beaten and captured Mario! Witness her quest for revenge as she battles through the Nintendo Universe to find him.

In one universe, good battled evil and emerged victorious. In another, things were slightly different. Five events were changed, altering that world forever. This is the story of another Smash Mind - the story of five things that never happened.

A retelling of the Subspace Emissary that was begun in September '07. Most events are different, though some ideas may make small appearances. Includes some characters from Melee but not all from Brawl. Reviews are greatly appreciated! Some pairings.

Zelda enjoys reading and always spends her time in the library. One day, she found what seems to be an ancient diary. What can this hold for her future? .:MarthZelda:. COMPLETE! Sequel is out! -- Anything you want.

A fiery theif proves himself more than just a nuisance when his appearance triggers a chain reaction that could mean Altea's destruction or deliverence from a silent enemy. MarthRoy

A new girl comes to the mansion and she knows all of the other female smashers and guys. Question is will they be happy to see her or will it feel like a bad itch? REad to find out.

Four friends have to help the world of games, stop crazy hand and not get spammed in the process. YAY! P.S Lot's of awkward pauses, YAY! X 2

He didn't mind its gibberish. He didn't mind being shocked sometimes. He was annoyed when it stole his cigarettes. But when this "Pikachu" creature gave him a mocking grin as Samus hugged it to her chest, he knew. It was time for the rat to go.