MA: hey peoples! I'm gonna try to update this as soon as I can. But things are gonna get hot.
Takuya: and speaking of hot, did you see that scene in digimon? All right!
Tai: damn you! Sora and me never had that!
Takuya: yep. My head in Zoe's lap. That was so cool!
Zoe: I wouldn't have any other head there but you, taky.
MA: if you don't know, they just showed the biggest piece of tazumi evidence to day; takuya's head lying in Zoe's lap.
Tai: not kouchi!
Takato: not koji!
Max: and damn sure not JP!
MA: you did all right kid.
Takuya: thanks man. I really thought you guys were gonna whoop my ass if I didn't.
Tai: no we wouldn't do that.
(Behind their backs was a host of different weapons.)
Tai: no. Hey let's go out and celebrate.
Takuya: right. (Hears the weapons being dropped.) What was that?
The boys: nothing.
MA: hey man. Since you and Zoe are together, do the disclaimer.
Zoe: certainly. Ma doesn't own digimon or the Jackie Chan adventures.
Takuya: so please, lay off him. Now as we head out, on with the fic!
D3: THE DEAMON'S STRIKE
THE D3'S RETURN
Smithymon's on planet dunes: the seediest dive in entire north galaxy. Known for attracting the Digi-verse's most 'colorful' digimon from thieves and crooks to assassins and all around bad asses. In all the cursing and drunken fighting, no one seemed to notice the lone human in the Place with a large digimon, shrouded in a cloak. The human was working with some kind of box as a slutty waitress walked over.
" Wanna order?" she asked.
" Nothing me thank you." said the human.
" Are you a human?"
" Sorry. I'm anything but that." he smiled.
" Pity. I've always wanted to do a human. And you?"
" A fujina sunset." The digimon ordered.
" Damn. No one has ordered that in a long time." She pointed out as she walked away.
" Why do we have to be here? That bitch has been shooting me glances since we got here." Grunted the warlord as he worked.
" I thought you like poon."
" But only on my terms. If she isn't begging for her life while chained to the wall, buck naked, as I'm whipping the life out of her with a electro whip, I'm not interested." He explained as the waitress returned.
" Here you go." She greeted with his drink and left, throwing another look at the warlord.
" Bitch."
" You know, you would've made a half way decent deamon, if you weren't such a weakling."
" I'm flattered." He said sarcastically when the box came to life, show the map again and highlighted another planet.
" Got it? Which one is it?"
" That one belongs to my youngest sister."
" Which one?"
" Po kongmon."
" Oh her."
" Enough chatting. We move." he said before gulping down his drink and getting up. But before they could leave, two digimon blocked their path.
" Hey! You have to pay for that drink." The owner said.
" I did pay for it. You are all alive aren't you?" shendumon snapped.
" Oh yeah. Boys, ruff him up." he ordered as his men cracked their knuckles and advanced upon them.
" I was gonna let you all live but since you want to be like this, get ready to DIE!!!"
" Oooooooohhhhhhh!" Tai groaned as he opened his eyes, nearly being blinded by the lights. He slowly sat up, only to find that his entire body was in agony. He looked over his body and saw that he was wrapped in bandages. He looked over to see that takuya and takato were in the same, if not worse shape he was. Takuya arm and legs were heavily wrapped while takato mouth was wrapped tightly, probably making it hard for him to talk. Rika was also there, asleep with her head on his head.
" Tai."
Tai looked at the door to the room to see sora, with a tray of bandages, agumon with a tray of food on his head and X, standing behind them.
" Tai you need to rest. You're still hurt." Agumon said.
" Nope. I'm cool just let me get my legs." He said as he tried to stand but failed.
" Your legs are out to lunch. Now lay down." Sora ordered as she gently pushed him down on to the bed.
" Well tai how do you feel?" asked X as sora changed his bandages.
" Like crap."
" What's the last thing you remember?"
" Oh a large fist pounding me in the face. That's about it."
" He's really that strong?" asked agumon.
" No. Stronger. He said we didn't have the honor to fight him at his maximum. He only used 1% of his real power."
" He did this to all of you with that little?" asked a stunned and now awake, rika.
" Yep rika. He basically bitch slapped us. So where is everyone?"
" That orb thing came to life and they found another active portal. Shinmon is meeting with who's left."
" Who's left?"
" Takuya's group and the tamers are watching over the digimon. Davis, matt and our group are the only ones well enough to go."
" Well I better......achkkkkkk!" he groaned as he tried to get up.
" Oh no you don't! You're too injured to fight so sit back and rest. That's a order." Stated sora.
" Yes mother."
" Mmmmmm."
It seemed as if takato wanted some action but his mouth was wrapped so tightly that all he could do was mumble and grunt.
" Mmmmmm, mmmmmmhp, mmmmmmmmmmmmm."
" Don't even think about it gogglehead. Until you can speak understandable words, you're grounded."
" Mmmmm, mmmm." He mumbled in defeated.
" So where is everyone?"
" This is embarrassing!" said veemon. The digidestined comprised of matt and gabumon, Mimi and palmon, izzy and tentomon, TK and patamon, Kari and gatomon, Davis and veemon, Cody and armadillomon, yolei and hawkmon, and ken and wormmon were all walking outside the palace with Sims and shinmon.
" Tell me about bud. We couldn't handle that warlord, and now this shendumon tore into our best fighters like TP. Man, how could you have a brother like that, ken?" said Davis.
" He's not my brother. My brother was a kind and generous person. That monster isn't nothing like him." Ken simply said as yolei saw the pain in his eyes.
" Sir why are we here? Shouldn't we be heading out to stop the deamons?" asked Cody.
" You will. Since you guys are going alone this time, we figured you might needs some help." Answered Simms.
" But the first deamon is out already. What else can we do?" asked hawkmon.
" Since you couldn't stop the first one from getting out, your new mission is now to recover the box." Said shinmon.
" I see. Since we can't stop shendumon now, we can at least stop any more deamons from coming through. Then we can focus on beating shendumon. Am I right?" pondered izzy.
" Correct."
" Man izzy, you're brain is as big as my muscles." Tentomon said as he began to flex the little muscle he had.
" Check out these pythons!"
" More like garter snakes." Quipped gatomon.
" So what are doing here?" asked Kari.
" Just getting some help."
Just as shinmon finished a large flash erupted from the sky as the sounds of fist colliding filled the air.
" What was that?" asked TK.
" They are at it again." Simms simply said as he looked up into the sky. The digidestined and digimon watched as flashes of light and silhouettes of two fighters were seen. The sounds of the two were now louder than before.
" Gatomon do you see them?"
" Barely Kari. I can tell you they are stronger than all of us."
" Who are they?" asked gabumon when a huger flashed filled the sky, blinding everyone. When it was over, they were surprised to find a small boy in front of them: he had blonde hair with light brown eyes with a orange gi with a black under shirt and a pair of goggles on his head. Just then, another boy landed across from him: he wore a pair of glasses over his red eyes, spiky brown hair with a strand in his face, and blue gi with no shirt.
" That was pretty good David." The blonde one said.
" Thanks tike. You've gotten stronger as of late." Said the brown haired one when another young child ran onto the scene; she wore a light brown shirt with a pair of pink shorts, a white fisherman's hat that covered her brown hair and a pair of blue eyes.
" What the hell you guys think you are doing?" she scowled.
" We were just sparring kara." Explained tike.
" Sparring my ass! You two dip shits know better than that. We aren't supposed to be this far out yet!"
" But we didn't know!" said David. As the youngster argued, the digidestined looked on dumbfounded.
" They are gonna help us?" asked Davis.
" We are so screwed!" added veemon.
" Don't underestimate those kids. What they lack in height, they make up for in power." Explained Simms as the kids continued to argue when two teens landed out of the sky: one was a girl with golden brown hair, blue eyes, about mimi's height with a pink tee and a pink mini skirt and boots. The other was a boy with dark blue hair tied back into a ponytail and bangs in the front, violet eyes, a blue button up shirt with a white under shirt, baggy jeans with white sneakers.
" So this is where three went to." Spoke the girl.
" You know better than to spar this far out. You know shinmon told us not to go here. Now let's head back." Ordered the boy.
" Children." Shinmon spoke, getting their attention. They slowly turned to meet the eyes of the digi-verse's highest power.
" Yes shinmon?" they all asked meekly.
" Normally I would be angered that you would disobey my orders but I won't since we were on our way to see you all."
" We?" pondered keke as she caught sight of everyone behind him, including matt.
" MATT!"
With out warn, the teen ran over and hugged matt with all her might and with her super strength, it was proving to be fatal.
" Matt! I've missed you so much! How are you? I'm so glad you are here!"
" Can't breath."
" Oh sorry." she said lighten her grip on him.
" That's quite a grip you have there." Said gabumon.
" Thanks. Did I hurt you matt?"
" No. I'm fine. How is it that you know me?"
" Umm, kek, need I remind you that they don't remember who we are?" sam pointed out.
" I know that, you ass!"
" And you were just hugging out of reflex." He shot as she threw him the bird. Meanwhile Mimi, who saw the whole scene, was now glaring beastly at matt. Palmon was slightly holding back her partner as she tried to advance on the girl.
" Yamato, who is this girl? Another groupie?!" she growled at him.
" Man she's really mad at you. She doesn't use your real name unless she's very pissed at you." TK said.
" Look meems! I don't know this girl! I'm mean sure, she's hot......"
" Oh so she's hot!"
" That's not what I mean! I mean, I don't what I mean!" he said holding his head.
" Oh you have a head ache do you matt? Here let me kiss it and make it worse!" she yelled as she lunged for him while the rest of the digidestined and digimon tried to hold her back.
" For the love of god, mimi, stop!" pleaded tentomon.
" Yeah, come on it doesn't have to be like this!" said Kari.
" Don't try and stop me! I'll kill him! Kill him dead!"
" Wait a minute!" exclaimed keke.
" What is it?" growled the enraged pink haired digidestined.
" You mean......you think......that I......with him......and that we......" she asked before she busted into a fit of laughter much to the bewilderment of everyone around her.
" What are you laughing about?"
" You think I want to do matt? No way! Not in a million years!"
" See meems. She doesn't want to-what?!" matt said, seemingly displeased by her answer.
" Really?" asked a much calmer Mimi.
" Yeah. I mean, why would I? He's my father after all." She explained simply enough.
" Oh I see. It's because you're my......what the fuck?!" matt shouted as the reality of what she said sunk in while the others had an even harder time believing it themselves.
" I might as well tell you now. Digidestined meet the d3s; your children from 25 years in the future, back to help you fight." Explained Simms.
" We helped you fight the warlord and buumon in the other time line before the restoration. Shinmon got us here to help out against the deamon." Added sam.
" Oh where are my manners? Allow me to introduce myself; the name's kyoke ishida but my friends call me keke." She smiled as she extended her hand to matt who shook it nervously.
" Uh, yeah."
" What's wrong matt?" asked gabumon.
" It's kinda weird being jumped by my future daughter."
" Don't worry about. You weren't any better in the other time line either."
" Cool. So who's your mother?" matt asked when she started to giggle.
" Here's a hint; she's your biggest fan."
With that, matt and gabumon almost immediately screamed in horror as they jumped around in pain on the ground.
" Matt what's wrong?" asked TK.
" No! Not her! Anyone but her! Keke you mean to say that I'm gonna marry (gulp) Jun?"
" Jun? Oh Davis' sister! No you two barely saw each other during the war. No, my mom is your other biggest fan." She answered as she pointed to Mimi. Matt looked over at her and scratched his head.
" Who? Why are you pointing to palmon?"
" She's pointing to me you ass! I'm her mother!" she shouted when she just covered her mouth when she realized what she just said. Both teens were now blushing furiously while keke giggled away.
" Well that is not too surprising to me. I knew they would get together." Said yolei.
" How's this for surprising. The name's sam ichijoji, I'm your son." He said to the purpled hair girl. She looked at him and ken and then back to sam again before fainting dead away.
" Yolei! My goodness! are you ok? Speak to me!" demanded hawkmon, waving his wing in her face.
" Sam? I take it by the name that I'm your father?"
" Yep. Sucks huh?"
" And hey! You must be TK's kid right?" Davis asked tike.
" Uhhh yeah."
" And you must be Kari's daughter right?"
" What's your point?" she asked.
" That must mean... that I'm your father!"
" WHAT THE FUCK?!" the three younger children exclaimed.
" It makes sense. Me and Kari get married and have you and TN gets married to some woman and has your little boyfriend."
" MY/HER WHAT?!!"
" You two are so close so I guess you got together. Sorry TE, but if you can't get Kari, your son could have a chance with my beautiful daughter." He taunted.
" Just smile and nodded. We can kill later." Kari said.
" As long as I can pound him in the balls." TK added.
" I think he's on that stuff called weed." Thought patamon.
" Or catnip at least." Gatomon added. The twins were obliviously angry and Davis somewhat ashamed of his future father's actions.
" David, may we?" kara asked him.
" Please, before I slapped the taste of his mouth." He responded while rubbing his head.
" Alright jack ass! Get two things through the skull of yours! One, I have blue eyes. You and Kari both have brown eyes so that means that you are not my father, dick head!"
" And two, she is not my girlfriend! I don't have any romantic interest in her what so ever! She's like my sister. Oh wait! She is my sister! Oh wait again! She is my twin sister!"
" HUH?! If she's your sister and you look like them, then that means......" Davis stuttered when miraculously put two and two together and promptly fainted.
" Uh-oh. There goes another one." cut armadillomon as veemon tried to wake his partner while TK and Kari were looking at each other with crimson masks on.
" They're in la la land." Said gatomon.
" Come on guys. It's ok. Snap out of it." tike said as he tugged on their legs.
" Forget it bro. It's no use." Kara spoke when Davis came back to the world.
" Davis you're awake."
" Ohh man. veemon I had a terrible dream where we had to fight these horrible dragon digimon and these two kids who said they were Kari and TK's kids."
" It was no dream, davis." Said the young boy with glasses. Davis looked over and saw the twins tugging at the legs of Kari and TK.
" Aww man! That they're gonna get married some day and I'm gonna die loveless and alone." He pouted.
" Doubtful."
" How do you know?"
" David motomiya. I'm your son." The boy said as he gave out his hand for a shake. Davis merely rolled his eyes and fainted.
" He took that better than I expected."
" How did you expect him to take it?" asked Cody.
" I half expected for his head to explode."
" My feet are starting hurt." The warlord complained as he and his reptilian master walked over the terrain of the mountainous planet himalayous in search of the next portal.
" Quit complaining! It's cold here and I'm not complaining." He said as he rubbed his arms.
" But it 99 degrees out here."
" I know how cold it is. So where is it?"
" Somewhere around here." He answered as he checked the box when he stopped suddenly.
" What is it?"
" We have company."
" Them again?"
" Not all of them. My brother is among them and a few more friends I never thought I'd see again. They may give us some problems."
" Don't worry about it. Find the portal. I'll take care of our guests. Which way?"
" Ten miles that way." He pointed out. Shendumon smiled when he took off into the sky and zoomed out of sight.
Meanwhile, the digidestined, now with the d3s, walked around in search of the warlord and his deamon friend.
" I still can't believe it." said TK.
" What?" asked Kari.
" They look so much like us, although they have different eye color."
" Well, I can't believe that we have kids."
" I know. I mean, I want to have kids someday but I never thought with you."
" Really?"
" I mean I have thought of it-I mean not I do like you like that-I mean......"
" You can stop TK. You get yourself tongue tied." She said with a giggle.
" You got to admit, TK, they do look like yourselves when you were little." Said matt.
" Trust me, the seminaries end there." Added keke.
" Hey! What the fuck is that suppose to mean?" snapped tike.
" Yeah, we are just like them. Hell we could be better." Kara added.
" Don't you think you little kids should stop the sailor talk?" asked gatomon.
"We don't talk like any pussy sailors. We just curse a lot."
" See what I have to deal with all the time?" David asked his future father.
" I see."
" So where is this deamon cat any way?" asked sam.
" Right here."
Without warning, shendumon fell from the sky and landed with a thud in front of them.
" We meet again. So you chose to try and stop me huh?"
" Yeah asshole! We're here to stop you!" shot kara.
" What's this? You've gotten little kids to fight for you now?"
" Hey! Who the fuck are you calling little?!" yelled tike.
" Such big talk from such a little person. Do you have the guts to back it up?"
" Kids, wait!" said sam just when they were about to attack.
" What is it?" asked David.
" Notice something? That asshole warlord isn't here."
" Yep. He wouldn't miss a chance to see us get beaten up." said keke.
" He must be up ahead, opening the next portal." Said izzy.
" So he had shendumon hold us off while he lets his sibling out." Added tentomon.
" Very good at figuring that out but I won't let any of you let you stop him."
" Sam, keke, you go stop that buttmunch! We got this bitch!" said tike.
" Wait for us!"
GABUMON WARP DIGI-VOLVE TO----- METALGARURUMON
PALMON ULTIMATE DIGI-VOLVE TO---- LILLYMON
With that, keke, sam, Mimi with Lillymon and matt with metal garurumon flew off to the direction of the warlord.
" You think I would let you stop me so easily?"
He pointed his palm to the sky and prepared to blow them down to earth when a fist collided with his cheek, knocking him to the ground.
" What was that?!" he growled as he rubbed his cheek when he saw tike with a grin.
" Don't worry about them, jack-off! You're cooking with us now!" he said as his sister and best friend jumping beside him.
" Ok you little ankle biters! You wanna ride the dragon? Then come on! Line starts behind my fist!" he roared before he flew at them with his fist. The trio scattered as he hit the dirt but tike hopped on his fist and ran up his arms to kick him in the face. He swatted at him as he jumped away but didn't see David rolled behind him and jabbed him behind the behind the knees. Kara rebounded off her brother and flew across his face with a punch. Tike ran up to him and head butted him in the groin. His eyes almost popped out of his head from the pain as he kneeled on ground.
" Kara, fast ball special!" David called out as kara ran at the boy and jumped into his arms. She curled into ball and he launched her at the fallen deamon. Her ball like body knocked him in the face and onto his back.
Damn kids! They're fast and strong! Where did they come from?
" Alright! He's on the ropes! Come sis! Let's finish him!"
The twin stood side by side as he interlocked his left with her right and wrapped their arms around their shoulders. The twins ran to the rising deamon and double head butted his gut. As they jumped back, David ran from behind them, jumped on and off their shoulders, spun around and delivered a kick to his eyes. Unlocking from his sister, tike and David jumped up back up into the air.
" Get ready asshole!"
" Cause here comes the kill!"
The boys gave him a double drop kick to the forehead, smiling as the titan fell to the ground in a beaten daze.
" Ok! Let's finish him off!"
The trio powered up and transformed into their ascendant forms and prepared to dish out their signature attacks.
SPEICAL BEAM CANNON
FINAL FLASH
TSUNAMI WAVE
The golden lade children let loose their attacks on him, creating a huge explosion that kicked up dust, rocks and debris everywhere. The digidestined and their digimon took cover until the siege was over.
" Wow!" was all Davis got out as he and his friend bear witness to the large crater created by the kids who appeared in front of them with a smile.
" Did you expect anything else?" said tike.
" I expected more from him." Commented kara.
" But let's not get ahead of ourselves. Let's check on him!" suggested David. They looked over the crater to see the motionless and dirt covered body of shendumon and almost immediately, the trio began to laugh.
" Yes! We beat him!" kara cheered as the boys flexed their muscles.
" I didn't think you guys had it in you." said TK.
" What?! You mean you didn't have faith in us?" asked kara.
" That's bullshit!" said tike.
" Don't be so sure!"
The talking stopped as all eyes turned to the crater as shendumon rose off his back and shook off the dirt with a small smile on his face.
" Impressive. You kids are certainly stronger that the last ones I fought but you can't win."
" What the fuck are you shitting about? We whooped you bad!"
" That's because I was using only 1% of my full power."
" So why don't you use all of it?"
" Against you my dear? You wish! Powerful as you are, you aren't worthy of my full strength. But I think-no! I know that 10% will be enough to handle you three."
" Well then! Come on!" said David as they powered up while shendumon only smiled.
" Crap! He must be having fun!" the warlord swore to himself. He was at the base of a tall mountain, climbing slowly as to get a good reading on the box.
" All that pain, chaos, and suffering and I'm missing it to look for this damn portal! Lucky bastard."
" He would be the luckier one than you."
The warlord looked above him to see keke and sam, full on ascendant and mad, floating above him. To either side of him was matt on metal garurumon and Lillymon with Mimi.
" Well back for more I see. And you've brought help. Hello keke. You're looking well."
" Thanks. I so don't appreciate it." she snapped.
" I see. And hello to you dear nephew."
" Hi unc. Just here to show my hate."
" Well as much I would love to remember old pains, I just don't have time."
" Well then make time!"
MASENKO
TRI BEAM
METAL WOLF CLAW
FLOWER CANNON
The assault hit the spot but the fiend leapt into the air before he got blasted.
" Ok. You want my time? Fine! It's go time!" he said taking out his sword and charged at them. Keke and sam fired some ki shots but he batted them away with his sword and began spin around. The duo dodged the sword while his fired ki blasts to the digidestined. Metal garurumon and Lillymon moved out of the way in time.
" Damn!"
" Damn is right!" keke shouted before he sucker punched him in the face, causing him to drop his sword and the box. Sam jumped in and together they rammed him onto the mountain and held him there.
" Give it up, unc. We won't let you release anymore deamons!"
" Sam, keke, the box!" matt shouted as the object in question rolled down the side of the mountain but then came to an unnatural stop. It floated up some and jammed itself in the side of the mountain and with the same green glow as before, a portal, a few sizes larger than the last one, opened up.
" Looks like you don't have a choice." He taunted before he pushed the teens off him and flew down to the portal. Sam and keke went down after him, just in time to see a gigantic figure emerge from the portal.
" Kek?"
" Yeah sam?"
" I think we are in big trouble."
" Understatement."
As for the children, they were not faring well. Shendumon was proving to be far more powerful then they gave him credit for as the deamon was now pounding tike. He took a punch before sliding back some feet into his friends.
" I don't think he was kidding about that power thing." Said gatomon.
" Please stop fighting! He's too strong!" urged Kari.
" What? Are you kidding?" said tike.
" Yeah we live for moments like this!" added kara.
" Shall we jump back in this?" asked David as shendumon snickered.
" So you youngsters still want to fight? You must be sick or something. I've got the perfect medicine for you."
The trio prepares to fight again but stop as the ground began to shake.
" Earthquake?" asked Davis.
" Sounds more like foot steps." Answered izzy when sam, keke, Mimi, matt and their digimon ran back to the rest of them.
" What's wrong?"
" We were too late! He released the next deamon!" said an out of breath palmon.
" And?" asked Cody.
" It's big!" said gabumon.
" How big?"
" Big!"
Out of the trees, knocking many down as it came was the deamon, twice the size of shendumon. The warlord was standing her shoulder while the warlord floated up.
" Whoa!" stated the twins.
" You said it!" added David.
" Ahh! I see your friends have met my little sister."
" LITTLE SISTER?!" They exclaimed.
DA: po kongmon, the mountain deamon: posses all the powers of mountain, she is the large deamon yet. Also she has the power to grow to almost any size. Her attacks: volcanic blast, blizzard strike, and avalanche crash.
" Po kongmon, welcome!"
" It's good to be back here. But now, I am hungry!" she spoke in a booming voice.
" Well then, you can eat those kids. And look! They're bite size!" pointed out the warlord.
" Good. I'd love a snack!" she said as she licked her lips.
" Oh! That's disgusting! She wants to eat us!" said David.
" No fucking way! I am not getting eaten!" said kara.
" Ditto sis. HEY! YOU! YOU'RE NOT EATING US!"
" As if you can stop me!"
" YES I CAN YOU BIG FAT BITCH!"
" Uh-oh." Was all shendumon said before he moved out of the way while po kongmon seemed to be getting mad.
" I'M...NOT......FAT!!! I'M STOUT!!!!!" she roared as she seemed to grow about three times her original size, which was now unbelievably massive.
" I forgot to mention, my sister is very sensitive about her weight!"
" You just had to say fat didn't you?" asked kara.
" How was I supposed to know? Besides the bigger they are, the bigger they hurt!" he said, flying up with his sister and friend in tow.
" Just watch this!"
TSUNAMI WAVE
Tike's attack didn't get far as po kongmon reached and grabbed it, crushing it in her massive hand like a bug.
" Ok that's not good."
BLIZZARD STRIKE
In her hand, a light blue aura started to form and fired a wave of snow and wind. The attack hit tike and blew him on to the ground, leaving him a frozen mess.
VOLCANIC BLAST
Like before, a red aura appeared and this time fire and lava balls shot out, hitting kara. She screamed as she hit the ground and lay there as the lava hardened, leaving only David.
AVALANCHE CRASH
Once again, the now brown aura glowed and a wash of rocks and dirt covered the young fighter. Kari, TK, and Davis rushed over to retrieve their children.
" They're unconscious but fine." Said TK.
" Then pick them up and let's get out of here!" said sam.
" But what about them?" asked ken.
" Sorry but the deamon's would crush us, figuratively and literally."
Matt sighed as he saw the logic in this. Before, they knew, the gang was aboard imperildramon and speeding away from the battlefield while po kongmon thrashed around.
" Calm down, sis. It's alright."
" But he called me fat." She cried.
" But we both know that's not true." He said rubbing her back.
" Excellent! You spray more bullshit than me!" the warlord whispered in his ear.
" Silence or I'll have her sit on you."
" So she's that big?" asked kazu. The team returned and relayed the battle to the tamers and digidestined while Simms healed the unconscious twins.
" Yeah. Just don't call her fat." Said sam holding an ice pack to his head.
" At least her face." Added keke who also had an ice pack to her cheek.
" That's a big face." Said David.
" And I thought I was big." Said JP.
" So how's the goggled three?" asked matt.
" Tai's up and limping about, takato still can't talk, takuya can only talk." Informed jeri.
" Nice." Simms said as the twins woke up. They jumped up in a fighting stance, ready to fight.
" Where are they?" said tike.
" We're on cp kid."
" What happened?" asked kara.
" You sorta......well......you see......" started Kari.
" You got your butts whooped!" said Davis. The twin smiled a little while their eyes start to twit. Sam, keke, and David seemed to know what was coming.
" Counting down. 3..."
" 2..."
" 1..."
" WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!! HOW THE HELL COULD WE LOSE TO THOSE COCKSUCKERS?!"
" THOSE CHICKENSHIT BASTARD FUCKING CHEATED US! THAT ATTACK WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER HORSE SHIT! THOSE DAMN UNCLE FUCKERS!"
Everyone could only stand back as the two ranted and curse more that them and their parents put together in their lifetimes.
" Are they always like this?" asked Kari.
" No. Sometimes they can be really pissed." Answered David.
" WHAT THE......I......AND WE......AND THEY......OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!! SHIT!"
" FUCK!"
" SHIT FUCK!!!!!!!!"
NEXT TIME: the next portal is found and our heroes have two deamons to deal with but now a old friend of tai's jumps in to help.
HUNTERMON'S QUEST
MA: wow! That was a lot of cursing but when it's the twins, what do you expect?
Takuya: thanks for the food guys.
Tai: don't worry about it kid.
Takuya: are you sure you guys weren't gonna kick my ass right?
Takato: no. What makes you think that?
(Brock leshner enters.)
Takuya: wow! WWE champion Brock leshner! What are you doing?
Brock: I'm here to kick your ass-
Max: NO! He's here to congratulate you on you and Zoe being a couple, right brock?
Brock: oh! Yeah! Congrates man!
Takuya: thanks! Can I have your autograph?
Brock: sure. (Signs paper) I thought you said I was gonna whoop some ass.
MA: change of plans.
Brock: well I came to bring to the pain.
Ryo: hi guys!
MA: you can whoop his ass.
Brock: thanks. Hi my name's brock.
Ryo: (shakes hand) hi. My name is-ow! Squeezing kinda hard there! Hey! Ow! OW!
Brock: come here, bitch!
LATER FICCERS!
Takuya: and speaking of hot, did you see that scene in digimon? All right!
Tai: damn you! Sora and me never had that!
Takuya: yep. My head in Zoe's lap. That was so cool!
Zoe: I wouldn't have any other head there but you, taky.
MA: if you don't know, they just showed the biggest piece of tazumi evidence to day; takuya's head lying in Zoe's lap.
Tai: not kouchi!
Takato: not koji!
Max: and damn sure not JP!
MA: you did all right kid.
Takuya: thanks man. I really thought you guys were gonna whoop my ass if I didn't.
Tai: no we wouldn't do that.
(Behind their backs was a host of different weapons.)
Tai: no. Hey let's go out and celebrate.
Takuya: right. (Hears the weapons being dropped.) What was that?
The boys: nothing.
MA: hey man. Since you and Zoe are together, do the disclaimer.
Zoe: certainly. Ma doesn't own digimon or the Jackie Chan adventures.
Takuya: so please, lay off him. Now as we head out, on with the fic!
D3: THE DEAMON'S STRIKE
THE D3'S RETURN
Smithymon's on planet dunes: the seediest dive in entire north galaxy. Known for attracting the Digi-verse's most 'colorful' digimon from thieves and crooks to assassins and all around bad asses. In all the cursing and drunken fighting, no one seemed to notice the lone human in the Place with a large digimon, shrouded in a cloak. The human was working with some kind of box as a slutty waitress walked over.
" Wanna order?" she asked.
" Nothing me thank you." said the human.
" Are you a human?"
" Sorry. I'm anything but that." he smiled.
" Pity. I've always wanted to do a human. And you?"
" A fujina sunset." The digimon ordered.
" Damn. No one has ordered that in a long time." She pointed out as she walked away.
" Why do we have to be here? That bitch has been shooting me glances since we got here." Grunted the warlord as he worked.
" I thought you like poon."
" But only on my terms. If she isn't begging for her life while chained to the wall, buck naked, as I'm whipping the life out of her with a electro whip, I'm not interested." He explained as the waitress returned.
" Here you go." She greeted with his drink and left, throwing another look at the warlord.
" Bitch."
" You know, you would've made a half way decent deamon, if you weren't such a weakling."
" I'm flattered." He said sarcastically when the box came to life, show the map again and highlighted another planet.
" Got it? Which one is it?"
" That one belongs to my youngest sister."
" Which one?"
" Po kongmon."
" Oh her."
" Enough chatting. We move." he said before gulping down his drink and getting up. But before they could leave, two digimon blocked their path.
" Hey! You have to pay for that drink." The owner said.
" I did pay for it. You are all alive aren't you?" shendumon snapped.
" Oh yeah. Boys, ruff him up." he ordered as his men cracked their knuckles and advanced upon them.
" I was gonna let you all live but since you want to be like this, get ready to DIE!!!"
" Oooooooohhhhhhh!" Tai groaned as he opened his eyes, nearly being blinded by the lights. He slowly sat up, only to find that his entire body was in agony. He looked over his body and saw that he was wrapped in bandages. He looked over to see that takuya and takato were in the same, if not worse shape he was. Takuya arm and legs were heavily wrapped while takato mouth was wrapped tightly, probably making it hard for him to talk. Rika was also there, asleep with her head on his head.
" Tai."
Tai looked at the door to the room to see sora, with a tray of bandages, agumon with a tray of food on his head and X, standing behind them.
" Tai you need to rest. You're still hurt." Agumon said.
" Nope. I'm cool just let me get my legs." He said as he tried to stand but failed.
" Your legs are out to lunch. Now lay down." Sora ordered as she gently pushed him down on to the bed.
" Well tai how do you feel?" asked X as sora changed his bandages.
" Like crap."
" What's the last thing you remember?"
" Oh a large fist pounding me in the face. That's about it."
" He's really that strong?" asked agumon.
" No. Stronger. He said we didn't have the honor to fight him at his maximum. He only used 1% of his real power."
" He did this to all of you with that little?" asked a stunned and now awake, rika.
" Yep rika. He basically bitch slapped us. So where is everyone?"
" That orb thing came to life and they found another active portal. Shinmon is meeting with who's left."
" Who's left?"
" Takuya's group and the tamers are watching over the digimon. Davis, matt and our group are the only ones well enough to go."
" Well I better......achkkkkkk!" he groaned as he tried to get up.
" Oh no you don't! You're too injured to fight so sit back and rest. That's a order." Stated sora.
" Yes mother."
" Mmmmmm."
It seemed as if takato wanted some action but his mouth was wrapped so tightly that all he could do was mumble and grunt.
" Mmmmmm, mmmmmmhp, mmmmmmmmmmmmm."
" Don't even think about it gogglehead. Until you can speak understandable words, you're grounded."
" Mmmmm, mmmm." He mumbled in defeated.
" So where is everyone?"
" This is embarrassing!" said veemon. The digidestined comprised of matt and gabumon, Mimi and palmon, izzy and tentomon, TK and patamon, Kari and gatomon, Davis and veemon, Cody and armadillomon, yolei and hawkmon, and ken and wormmon were all walking outside the palace with Sims and shinmon.
" Tell me about bud. We couldn't handle that warlord, and now this shendumon tore into our best fighters like TP. Man, how could you have a brother like that, ken?" said Davis.
" He's not my brother. My brother was a kind and generous person. That monster isn't nothing like him." Ken simply said as yolei saw the pain in his eyes.
" Sir why are we here? Shouldn't we be heading out to stop the deamons?" asked Cody.
" You will. Since you guys are going alone this time, we figured you might needs some help." Answered Simms.
" But the first deamon is out already. What else can we do?" asked hawkmon.
" Since you couldn't stop the first one from getting out, your new mission is now to recover the box." Said shinmon.
" I see. Since we can't stop shendumon now, we can at least stop any more deamons from coming through. Then we can focus on beating shendumon. Am I right?" pondered izzy.
" Correct."
" Man izzy, you're brain is as big as my muscles." Tentomon said as he began to flex the little muscle he had.
" Check out these pythons!"
" More like garter snakes." Quipped gatomon.
" So what are doing here?" asked Kari.
" Just getting some help."
Just as shinmon finished a large flash erupted from the sky as the sounds of fist colliding filled the air.
" What was that?" asked TK.
" They are at it again." Simms simply said as he looked up into the sky. The digidestined and digimon watched as flashes of light and silhouettes of two fighters were seen. The sounds of the two were now louder than before.
" Gatomon do you see them?"
" Barely Kari. I can tell you they are stronger than all of us."
" Who are they?" asked gabumon when a huger flashed filled the sky, blinding everyone. When it was over, they were surprised to find a small boy in front of them: he had blonde hair with light brown eyes with a orange gi with a black under shirt and a pair of goggles on his head. Just then, another boy landed across from him: he wore a pair of glasses over his red eyes, spiky brown hair with a strand in his face, and blue gi with no shirt.
" That was pretty good David." The blonde one said.
" Thanks tike. You've gotten stronger as of late." Said the brown haired one when another young child ran onto the scene; she wore a light brown shirt with a pair of pink shorts, a white fisherman's hat that covered her brown hair and a pair of blue eyes.
" What the hell you guys think you are doing?" she scowled.
" We were just sparring kara." Explained tike.
" Sparring my ass! You two dip shits know better than that. We aren't supposed to be this far out yet!"
" But we didn't know!" said David. As the youngster argued, the digidestined looked on dumbfounded.
" They are gonna help us?" asked Davis.
" We are so screwed!" added veemon.
" Don't underestimate those kids. What they lack in height, they make up for in power." Explained Simms as the kids continued to argue when two teens landed out of the sky: one was a girl with golden brown hair, blue eyes, about mimi's height with a pink tee and a pink mini skirt and boots. The other was a boy with dark blue hair tied back into a ponytail and bangs in the front, violet eyes, a blue button up shirt with a white under shirt, baggy jeans with white sneakers.
" So this is where three went to." Spoke the girl.
" You know better than to spar this far out. You know shinmon told us not to go here. Now let's head back." Ordered the boy.
" Children." Shinmon spoke, getting their attention. They slowly turned to meet the eyes of the digi-verse's highest power.
" Yes shinmon?" they all asked meekly.
" Normally I would be angered that you would disobey my orders but I won't since we were on our way to see you all."
" We?" pondered keke as she caught sight of everyone behind him, including matt.
" MATT!"
With out warn, the teen ran over and hugged matt with all her might and with her super strength, it was proving to be fatal.
" Matt! I've missed you so much! How are you? I'm so glad you are here!"
" Can't breath."
" Oh sorry." she said lighten her grip on him.
" That's quite a grip you have there." Said gabumon.
" Thanks. Did I hurt you matt?"
" No. I'm fine. How is it that you know me?"
" Umm, kek, need I remind you that they don't remember who we are?" sam pointed out.
" I know that, you ass!"
" And you were just hugging out of reflex." He shot as she threw him the bird. Meanwhile Mimi, who saw the whole scene, was now glaring beastly at matt. Palmon was slightly holding back her partner as she tried to advance on the girl.
" Yamato, who is this girl? Another groupie?!" she growled at him.
" Man she's really mad at you. She doesn't use your real name unless she's very pissed at you." TK said.
" Look meems! I don't know this girl! I'm mean sure, she's hot......"
" Oh so she's hot!"
" That's not what I mean! I mean, I don't what I mean!" he said holding his head.
" Oh you have a head ache do you matt? Here let me kiss it and make it worse!" she yelled as she lunged for him while the rest of the digidestined and digimon tried to hold her back.
" For the love of god, mimi, stop!" pleaded tentomon.
" Yeah, come on it doesn't have to be like this!" said Kari.
" Don't try and stop me! I'll kill him! Kill him dead!"
" Wait a minute!" exclaimed keke.
" What is it?" growled the enraged pink haired digidestined.
" You mean......you think......that I......with him......and that we......" she asked before she busted into a fit of laughter much to the bewilderment of everyone around her.
" What are you laughing about?"
" You think I want to do matt? No way! Not in a million years!"
" See meems. She doesn't want to-what?!" matt said, seemingly displeased by her answer.
" Really?" asked a much calmer Mimi.
" Yeah. I mean, why would I? He's my father after all." She explained simply enough.
" Oh I see. It's because you're my......what the fuck?!" matt shouted as the reality of what she said sunk in while the others had an even harder time believing it themselves.
" I might as well tell you now. Digidestined meet the d3s; your children from 25 years in the future, back to help you fight." Explained Simms.
" We helped you fight the warlord and buumon in the other time line before the restoration. Shinmon got us here to help out against the deamon." Added sam.
" Oh where are my manners? Allow me to introduce myself; the name's kyoke ishida but my friends call me keke." She smiled as she extended her hand to matt who shook it nervously.
" Uh, yeah."
" What's wrong matt?" asked gabumon.
" It's kinda weird being jumped by my future daughter."
" Don't worry about. You weren't any better in the other time line either."
" Cool. So who's your mother?" matt asked when she started to giggle.
" Here's a hint; she's your biggest fan."
With that, matt and gabumon almost immediately screamed in horror as they jumped around in pain on the ground.
" Matt what's wrong?" asked TK.
" No! Not her! Anyone but her! Keke you mean to say that I'm gonna marry (gulp) Jun?"
" Jun? Oh Davis' sister! No you two barely saw each other during the war. No, my mom is your other biggest fan." She answered as she pointed to Mimi. Matt looked over at her and scratched his head.
" Who? Why are you pointing to palmon?"
" She's pointing to me you ass! I'm her mother!" she shouted when she just covered her mouth when she realized what she just said. Both teens were now blushing furiously while keke giggled away.
" Well that is not too surprising to me. I knew they would get together." Said yolei.
" How's this for surprising. The name's sam ichijoji, I'm your son." He said to the purpled hair girl. She looked at him and ken and then back to sam again before fainting dead away.
" Yolei! My goodness! are you ok? Speak to me!" demanded hawkmon, waving his wing in her face.
" Sam? I take it by the name that I'm your father?"
" Yep. Sucks huh?"
" And hey! You must be TK's kid right?" Davis asked tike.
" Uhhh yeah."
" And you must be Kari's daughter right?"
" What's your point?" she asked.
" That must mean... that I'm your father!"
" WHAT THE FUCK?!" the three younger children exclaimed.
" It makes sense. Me and Kari get married and have you and TN gets married to some woman and has your little boyfriend."
" MY/HER WHAT?!!"
" You two are so close so I guess you got together. Sorry TE, but if you can't get Kari, your son could have a chance with my beautiful daughter." He taunted.
" Just smile and nodded. We can kill later." Kari said.
" As long as I can pound him in the balls." TK added.
" I think he's on that stuff called weed." Thought patamon.
" Or catnip at least." Gatomon added. The twins were obliviously angry and Davis somewhat ashamed of his future father's actions.
" David, may we?" kara asked him.
" Please, before I slapped the taste of his mouth." He responded while rubbing his head.
" Alright jack ass! Get two things through the skull of yours! One, I have blue eyes. You and Kari both have brown eyes so that means that you are not my father, dick head!"
" And two, she is not my girlfriend! I don't have any romantic interest in her what so ever! She's like my sister. Oh wait! She is my sister! Oh wait again! She is my twin sister!"
" HUH?! If she's your sister and you look like them, then that means......" Davis stuttered when miraculously put two and two together and promptly fainted.
" Uh-oh. There goes another one." cut armadillomon as veemon tried to wake his partner while TK and Kari were looking at each other with crimson masks on.
" They're in la la land." Said gatomon.
" Come on guys. It's ok. Snap out of it." tike said as he tugged on their legs.
" Forget it bro. It's no use." Kara spoke when Davis came back to the world.
" Davis you're awake."
" Ohh man. veemon I had a terrible dream where we had to fight these horrible dragon digimon and these two kids who said they were Kari and TK's kids."
" It was no dream, davis." Said the young boy with glasses. Davis looked over and saw the twins tugging at the legs of Kari and TK.
" Aww man! That they're gonna get married some day and I'm gonna die loveless and alone." He pouted.
" Doubtful."
" How do you know?"
" David motomiya. I'm your son." The boy said as he gave out his hand for a shake. Davis merely rolled his eyes and fainted.
" He took that better than I expected."
" How did you expect him to take it?" asked Cody.
" I half expected for his head to explode."
" My feet are starting hurt." The warlord complained as he and his reptilian master walked over the terrain of the mountainous planet himalayous in search of the next portal.
" Quit complaining! It's cold here and I'm not complaining." He said as he rubbed his arms.
" But it 99 degrees out here."
" I know how cold it is. So where is it?"
" Somewhere around here." He answered as he checked the box when he stopped suddenly.
" What is it?"
" We have company."
" Them again?"
" Not all of them. My brother is among them and a few more friends I never thought I'd see again. They may give us some problems."
" Don't worry about it. Find the portal. I'll take care of our guests. Which way?"
" Ten miles that way." He pointed out. Shendumon smiled when he took off into the sky and zoomed out of sight.
Meanwhile, the digidestined, now with the d3s, walked around in search of the warlord and his deamon friend.
" I still can't believe it." said TK.
" What?" asked Kari.
" They look so much like us, although they have different eye color."
" Well, I can't believe that we have kids."
" I know. I mean, I want to have kids someday but I never thought with you."
" Really?"
" I mean I have thought of it-I mean not I do like you like that-I mean......"
" You can stop TK. You get yourself tongue tied." She said with a giggle.
" You got to admit, TK, they do look like yourselves when you were little." Said matt.
" Trust me, the seminaries end there." Added keke.
" Hey! What the fuck is that suppose to mean?" snapped tike.
" Yeah, we are just like them. Hell we could be better." Kara added.
" Don't you think you little kids should stop the sailor talk?" asked gatomon.
"We don't talk like any pussy sailors. We just curse a lot."
" See what I have to deal with all the time?" David asked his future father.
" I see."
" So where is this deamon cat any way?" asked sam.
" Right here."
Without warning, shendumon fell from the sky and landed with a thud in front of them.
" We meet again. So you chose to try and stop me huh?"
" Yeah asshole! We're here to stop you!" shot kara.
" What's this? You've gotten little kids to fight for you now?"
" Hey! Who the fuck are you calling little?!" yelled tike.
" Such big talk from such a little person. Do you have the guts to back it up?"
" Kids, wait!" said sam just when they were about to attack.
" What is it?" asked David.
" Notice something? That asshole warlord isn't here."
" Yep. He wouldn't miss a chance to see us get beaten up." said keke.
" He must be up ahead, opening the next portal." Said izzy.
" So he had shendumon hold us off while he lets his sibling out." Added tentomon.
" Very good at figuring that out but I won't let any of you let you stop him."
" Sam, keke, you go stop that buttmunch! We got this bitch!" said tike.
" Wait for us!"
GABUMON WARP DIGI-VOLVE TO----- METALGARURUMON
PALMON ULTIMATE DIGI-VOLVE TO---- LILLYMON
With that, keke, sam, Mimi with Lillymon and matt with metal garurumon flew off to the direction of the warlord.
" You think I would let you stop me so easily?"
He pointed his palm to the sky and prepared to blow them down to earth when a fist collided with his cheek, knocking him to the ground.
" What was that?!" he growled as he rubbed his cheek when he saw tike with a grin.
" Don't worry about them, jack-off! You're cooking with us now!" he said as his sister and best friend jumping beside him.
" Ok you little ankle biters! You wanna ride the dragon? Then come on! Line starts behind my fist!" he roared before he flew at them with his fist. The trio scattered as he hit the dirt but tike hopped on his fist and ran up his arms to kick him in the face. He swatted at him as he jumped away but didn't see David rolled behind him and jabbed him behind the behind the knees. Kara rebounded off her brother and flew across his face with a punch. Tike ran up to him and head butted him in the groin. His eyes almost popped out of his head from the pain as he kneeled on ground.
" Kara, fast ball special!" David called out as kara ran at the boy and jumped into his arms. She curled into ball and he launched her at the fallen deamon. Her ball like body knocked him in the face and onto his back.
Damn kids! They're fast and strong! Where did they come from?
" Alright! He's on the ropes! Come sis! Let's finish him!"
The twin stood side by side as he interlocked his left with her right and wrapped their arms around their shoulders. The twins ran to the rising deamon and double head butted his gut. As they jumped back, David ran from behind them, jumped on and off their shoulders, spun around and delivered a kick to his eyes. Unlocking from his sister, tike and David jumped up back up into the air.
" Get ready asshole!"
" Cause here comes the kill!"
The boys gave him a double drop kick to the forehead, smiling as the titan fell to the ground in a beaten daze.
" Ok! Let's finish him off!"
The trio powered up and transformed into their ascendant forms and prepared to dish out their signature attacks.
SPEICAL BEAM CANNON
FINAL FLASH
TSUNAMI WAVE
The golden lade children let loose their attacks on him, creating a huge explosion that kicked up dust, rocks and debris everywhere. The digidestined and their digimon took cover until the siege was over.
" Wow!" was all Davis got out as he and his friend bear witness to the large crater created by the kids who appeared in front of them with a smile.
" Did you expect anything else?" said tike.
" I expected more from him." Commented kara.
" But let's not get ahead of ourselves. Let's check on him!" suggested David. They looked over the crater to see the motionless and dirt covered body of shendumon and almost immediately, the trio began to laugh.
" Yes! We beat him!" kara cheered as the boys flexed their muscles.
" I didn't think you guys had it in you." said TK.
" What?! You mean you didn't have faith in us?" asked kara.
" That's bullshit!" said tike.
" Don't be so sure!"
The talking stopped as all eyes turned to the crater as shendumon rose off his back and shook off the dirt with a small smile on his face.
" Impressive. You kids are certainly stronger that the last ones I fought but you can't win."
" What the fuck are you shitting about? We whooped you bad!"
" That's because I was using only 1% of my full power."
" So why don't you use all of it?"
" Against you my dear? You wish! Powerful as you are, you aren't worthy of my full strength. But I think-no! I know that 10% will be enough to handle you three."
" Well then! Come on!" said David as they powered up while shendumon only smiled.
" Crap! He must be having fun!" the warlord swore to himself. He was at the base of a tall mountain, climbing slowly as to get a good reading on the box.
" All that pain, chaos, and suffering and I'm missing it to look for this damn portal! Lucky bastard."
" He would be the luckier one than you."
The warlord looked above him to see keke and sam, full on ascendant and mad, floating above him. To either side of him was matt on metal garurumon and Lillymon with Mimi.
" Well back for more I see. And you've brought help. Hello keke. You're looking well."
" Thanks. I so don't appreciate it." she snapped.
" I see. And hello to you dear nephew."
" Hi unc. Just here to show my hate."
" Well as much I would love to remember old pains, I just don't have time."
" Well then make time!"
MASENKO
TRI BEAM
METAL WOLF CLAW
FLOWER CANNON
The assault hit the spot but the fiend leapt into the air before he got blasted.
" Ok. You want my time? Fine! It's go time!" he said taking out his sword and charged at them. Keke and sam fired some ki shots but he batted them away with his sword and began spin around. The duo dodged the sword while his fired ki blasts to the digidestined. Metal garurumon and Lillymon moved out of the way in time.
" Damn!"
" Damn is right!" keke shouted before he sucker punched him in the face, causing him to drop his sword and the box. Sam jumped in and together they rammed him onto the mountain and held him there.
" Give it up, unc. We won't let you release anymore deamons!"
" Sam, keke, the box!" matt shouted as the object in question rolled down the side of the mountain but then came to an unnatural stop. It floated up some and jammed itself in the side of the mountain and with the same green glow as before, a portal, a few sizes larger than the last one, opened up.
" Looks like you don't have a choice." He taunted before he pushed the teens off him and flew down to the portal. Sam and keke went down after him, just in time to see a gigantic figure emerge from the portal.
" Kek?"
" Yeah sam?"
" I think we are in big trouble."
" Understatement."
As for the children, they were not faring well. Shendumon was proving to be far more powerful then they gave him credit for as the deamon was now pounding tike. He took a punch before sliding back some feet into his friends.
" I don't think he was kidding about that power thing." Said gatomon.
" Please stop fighting! He's too strong!" urged Kari.
" What? Are you kidding?" said tike.
" Yeah we live for moments like this!" added kara.
" Shall we jump back in this?" asked David as shendumon snickered.
" So you youngsters still want to fight? You must be sick or something. I've got the perfect medicine for you."
The trio prepares to fight again but stop as the ground began to shake.
" Earthquake?" asked Davis.
" Sounds more like foot steps." Answered izzy when sam, keke, Mimi, matt and their digimon ran back to the rest of them.
" What's wrong?"
" We were too late! He released the next deamon!" said an out of breath palmon.
" And?" asked Cody.
" It's big!" said gabumon.
" How big?"
" Big!"
Out of the trees, knocking many down as it came was the deamon, twice the size of shendumon. The warlord was standing her shoulder while the warlord floated up.
" Whoa!" stated the twins.
" You said it!" added David.
" Ahh! I see your friends have met my little sister."
" LITTLE SISTER?!" They exclaimed.
DA: po kongmon, the mountain deamon: posses all the powers of mountain, she is the large deamon yet. Also she has the power to grow to almost any size. Her attacks: volcanic blast, blizzard strike, and avalanche crash.
" Po kongmon, welcome!"
" It's good to be back here. But now, I am hungry!" she spoke in a booming voice.
" Well then, you can eat those kids. And look! They're bite size!" pointed out the warlord.
" Good. I'd love a snack!" she said as she licked her lips.
" Oh! That's disgusting! She wants to eat us!" said David.
" No fucking way! I am not getting eaten!" said kara.
" Ditto sis. HEY! YOU! YOU'RE NOT EATING US!"
" As if you can stop me!"
" YES I CAN YOU BIG FAT BITCH!"
" Uh-oh." Was all shendumon said before he moved out of the way while po kongmon seemed to be getting mad.
" I'M...NOT......FAT!!! I'M STOUT!!!!!" she roared as she seemed to grow about three times her original size, which was now unbelievably massive.
" I forgot to mention, my sister is very sensitive about her weight!"
" You just had to say fat didn't you?" asked kara.
" How was I supposed to know? Besides the bigger they are, the bigger they hurt!" he said, flying up with his sister and friend in tow.
" Just watch this!"
TSUNAMI WAVE
Tike's attack didn't get far as po kongmon reached and grabbed it, crushing it in her massive hand like a bug.
" Ok that's not good."
BLIZZARD STRIKE
In her hand, a light blue aura started to form and fired a wave of snow and wind. The attack hit tike and blew him on to the ground, leaving him a frozen mess.
VOLCANIC BLAST
Like before, a red aura appeared and this time fire and lava balls shot out, hitting kara. She screamed as she hit the ground and lay there as the lava hardened, leaving only David.
AVALANCHE CRASH
Once again, the now brown aura glowed and a wash of rocks and dirt covered the young fighter. Kari, TK, and Davis rushed over to retrieve their children.
" They're unconscious but fine." Said TK.
" Then pick them up and let's get out of here!" said sam.
" But what about them?" asked ken.
" Sorry but the deamon's would crush us, figuratively and literally."
Matt sighed as he saw the logic in this. Before, they knew, the gang was aboard imperildramon and speeding away from the battlefield while po kongmon thrashed around.
" Calm down, sis. It's alright."
" But he called me fat." She cried.
" But we both know that's not true." He said rubbing her back.
" Excellent! You spray more bullshit than me!" the warlord whispered in his ear.
" Silence or I'll have her sit on you."
" So she's that big?" asked kazu. The team returned and relayed the battle to the tamers and digidestined while Simms healed the unconscious twins.
" Yeah. Just don't call her fat." Said sam holding an ice pack to his head.
" At least her face." Added keke who also had an ice pack to her cheek.
" That's a big face." Said David.
" And I thought I was big." Said JP.
" So how's the goggled three?" asked matt.
" Tai's up and limping about, takato still can't talk, takuya can only talk." Informed jeri.
" Nice." Simms said as the twins woke up. They jumped up in a fighting stance, ready to fight.
" Where are they?" said tike.
" We're on cp kid."
" What happened?" asked kara.
" You sorta......well......you see......" started Kari.
" You got your butts whooped!" said Davis. The twin smiled a little while their eyes start to twit. Sam, keke, and David seemed to know what was coming.
" Counting down. 3..."
" 2..."
" 1..."
" WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!! HOW THE HELL COULD WE LOSE TO THOSE COCKSUCKERS?!"
" THOSE CHICKENSHIT BASTARD FUCKING CHEATED US! THAT ATTACK WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER HORSE SHIT! THOSE DAMN UNCLE FUCKERS!"
Everyone could only stand back as the two ranted and curse more that them and their parents put together in their lifetimes.
" Are they always like this?" asked Kari.
" No. Sometimes they can be really pissed." Answered David.
" WHAT THE......I......AND WE......AND THEY......OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!! SHIT!"
" FUCK!"
" SHIT FUCK!!!!!!!!"
NEXT TIME: the next portal is found and our heroes have two deamons to deal with but now a old friend of tai's jumps in to help.
HUNTERMON'S QUEST
MA: wow! That was a lot of cursing but when it's the twins, what do you expect?
Takuya: thanks for the food guys.
Tai: don't worry about it kid.
Takuya: are you sure you guys weren't gonna kick my ass right?
Takato: no. What makes you think that?
(Brock leshner enters.)
Takuya: wow! WWE champion Brock leshner! What are you doing?
Brock: I'm here to kick your ass-
Max: NO! He's here to congratulate you on you and Zoe being a couple, right brock?
Brock: oh! Yeah! Congrates man!
Takuya: thanks! Can I have your autograph?
Brock: sure. (Signs paper) I thought you said I was gonna whoop some ass.
MA: change of plans.
Brock: well I came to bring to the pain.
Ryo: hi guys!
MA: you can whoop his ass.
Brock: thanks. Hi my name's brock.
Ryo: (shakes hand) hi. My name is-ow! Squeezing kinda hard there! Hey! Ow! OW!
Brock: come here, bitch!
LATER FICCERS!