MA: hey peoples! I hope you liked the last chapter cause here's the next.
Max: so what's on tap today?
MA: one of my fans suggested I do this so I will: direct from their hit
cartoon on cartoon network, here are the teen titans!
Robin: hey.
SF: it is good to be here. Do you have any mustard?
BB: what up peeps?
Cyborg: hey man.
Raven: I got out of bed for this?
MA: uh, ok. So what's it like to have the number 1 show on cartoon network?
Robin: it's great. The justice is really proud of us.
SF: yes. We have been making large mounds of green paper.
Robin: it's called money starfire.
SF: oh ok.
BB: yeah and the chicks cant keep their hands off me.
Raven: I think the real problem is the girls keeping their hands ON you.
Cyber: and we get all the best video games too.
Sam: (runs in.) hey guys! I just got soul caliber 2.
BB and Cyborg: SOUL CALIBER 2?! CAN WE PLAY?!
Sam: are you boys sure you want a piece of me?
BB: hey we're the teen titans!
Cyborg: we're the best!
Sam: All right then. Let's dance. (All three head to the den to play.)
Raven: this is pointless.
P: you're telling me. I could be training or meditating but no. I had to
hang with these Asses!
Raven: y-you like meditating too?
P: it's the only thing I can do to get away from my idiot comrades.
(Raven looks at pikkan with a funny look.)
P: why are you looking at me like that?
Raven: you are so cool!
(Pikkan shrugs her but it only makes her more interested. He leaves with
her in tow.)
MA: ok. Now that they are gone, time to get serious. Robin, starfire, tell
us the truth, is there something going on with you two?
SF: what does he mean?
Robin: it means do we have a relationship, more than friends?
SF: oh you mean like when we have sex?
MA and max: WHAT?!
Robin: starfire!!
SF: what? He asked!
Max: we just wanted to know if you two were dating but robin, man, you're
hitting that?!
Robin: uh yeah.
MA: you go boy!
Max: how long have you two been smashing?
SF: smashing what? Oh you mean fucking! Is that right? Robin and me fuck
all the time! It's very good. Do you wish to fuck?
Max: DO I?!
MA: hold it man. Remember you have a woman.
Max: oh yeah.
MA: (whispers) besides we can get her later. (Aloud) say starfire, can you
do disclaimer?
SF: of course. Ma does not own digimon or the teen titans. Was that fine?
MA: yes. Now while me and max make "plans", on with the fic!
D3: THE DEAMON'S STRIKE DOUBLE JEOPARDY
" Owwwwwww!"
" Stop moving around! You're only making it worse!" Kari told her future son. Once again, our team of heroes found themselves healing from another major battle with the deamons. Kari was putting iodine on some gashes he got while yolei wrapped a bandage around David's head.
" Man my head hurts!" he complained.
" I would be too if I went through what you two went through." Added veemon.
" Ironic that these would came from one of our allies." Said gatomon while pikkan sat in the corner with a band-aid on his cheek and a black eye.
" I can't believe you beat up on him like that! You should apologize!" snapped jeri.
" I won't! I wouldn't have to if those two were so damn arrogant!"
" Hey! We told you don't have control over what daike does!" yelled tike.
" Well he's a part of you two so it must your fault!"
" Hey settle down!" Davis tried to settle things but it looks like pikkan and the boys, despite their injuries, were willing to fight again. Just then, TK, patamon, tai and agumon came in just as it looked like things were gonna come to blows.
" Hey! Fellas come on! Settle down!" said Tai but it appeared that the two sides were too hurt to fight and sat back down.
" Leave for five minutes and people want to brawl." Said Tai as TK handed Kari some more bandages.
" What's up?"
" The same as last time; the boys blame pikkan and he blames them." she answered.
" So where is everyone?" asked jeri.
" Well X thought we were up too much so he told us to catch some sleep." Explained Tai.
" So everyone else is sleeping?" asked David.
" Yep. YAWN! And I'm head out too." He groaned.
" No way! I've got business to finish with pikk-huh?" tike started when he and the others notice that pikkan had his eyes closed, arms crossed, and sitting Indian style. Leomon came over and waved his hand over his face but got no reaction from him.
" I think he's asleep." He announced.
" But that's impossible! Pikkan never sleeps!" said kara.
" Oh he does." Said X as he entered.
" Pikkan needs only to sleep once a month. This just so happens to be his monthly sleep cycle." He explained.
" Well, he can't sleep here. Leomon, can you move him to one of the rooms?" jeri asked.
" Stop! It's not a good idea. Alterians are known for punching out when they are disturbed in their sleep. Just leave him there."
" Well if you think it's a good idea. Then I will sleep here with him." Jeri decided.
" Go ahead and sleep if you want but I'm gonna look around." Said tike.
" Oh no you're not. You are going to bed like the rest of us." Kari said in a motherly tone.
" And that goes double for you young lady." Added TK.
" Awww shit!" they both went.
" Don't aww shit me!" the teen responded with a stern look. The twins knew they couldn't fight what they said. Even thought they aren't their parents yet, they listened to them as if they were.
" Alright." They said defeated while David laughed.
" Enjoy your nap."
" That goes for you too." Said Davis.
" But why me?" he whined.
" You need your rest like the rest of us. You may be smarter than me but I'm still your dad." David saw through the logic and walked with the twins out of the room.
" How do you like that?" tike taunted.
" Shut up."
X walked the halls of the palace, which was now quiet, save the snores and groans of the children and digimon. X decided to peak in on some of them so using his powers of space appeared in many of their rooms. In one room, he found Tai and sora sleeping together with agumon and biyomon at the foot of the bed. He vanished and reappeared in the room of the second-generation digidestined where TK and Kari had the twins in their laps. Tike had kara foot in his mouth, obviously have a dream of eating, but she didn't seem to mind or notice for that matter. Davis was on the floor with David on his head drooling like a dog. X smiled as he teleported around the place. Next he went into the tamers' room where rika had her head on takato shoulder, while guilomon was talking in his sleep.
" Bread. Bread. Peanut better. More bread." He murmured while X smiled but you couldn't tell. He teleported out side to see blackWargreymon sitting next to a wall with renamon in his arms, both asleep. He warped again and found jeri sleep next to pikkan, who was still at his same spot. Then he decided to check on one more person, someone he thought a lot about visiting; keke. He appeared in her room and laid his eyes on her, in her sleeping form. Memories of her flooded his mind but he couldn't let it sway him and he turned to walk away.
" Huh?" He had felt that she was awake and he felt her eyes on him but he didn't turn around.
" X what are you doing here?" she asked.
" I was checking up on everyone. Making sure everyone is alright."
" Oh."
" Yeah. Uh I think I should let you rest." He said as he began to walk out of the room when suddenly he felt two hands on his back. He was shocked as keke had gotten and pressed herself on to him.
" Thank you for your concern."
" It is my duty. Now you must rest."
" No. I can't. I haven't been able to sleep since..."
" Oh. I'm sorry."
" Please, stay with me. I need company for the night." She requested as she wrapped her arms around him.
" I understand your feeling miss." he started while he took her arms from around him.
" But it would violate the rules of a high. To spent time with you is interfering in your life and by our laws, I cannot do that." he said as he walked to door.
" Keke, I know you are hurt but please, forget about me." He left the room with keke looking very down. With tears in her eyes, she fell on the bed and silently cried herself to sleep, mostly because she felt she betrayed max and his memory. Meanwhile, X rested his back on the door, somewhat saddened.
" Rough night?" He looked up to see Simms walking past. X sighed as he got off the door and walked with him.
" You could say that."
" She did something?"
" She asked me to stay with her for the night."
" Ouch! And what did you say?"
" I basically broke her heart."
" Oh. Well such is our fate."
" It's more than that. Keke and max have always had this connection between them."
" And you guess her offer was a result? Well it makes sense, since you are max my friend."
" No. I'm just max's shadow; all I have are his looks, memories and battle knowledge. Other than that, I am nothing like max."
" Shame you cant tell her that."
" Yeah it is."
" So what do you think our next move should be?"
" With the release of the 5th deamon, we need to bolster our forces. So I think we should use him."
" Are you sure? He hasn't fought since before the restoration. Do you think he will be ready?"
" I'm positive."
" Of all the worlds the next portal had to be, it had to be on this one!" takato spoke as he looked over the landscape. It had turned out that the 6th portal was located on a digital world in the west quadrant that happened to be the tamer's digital world. The group looked upon the dessert like world with the data streams streaking over the land.
" Um, guys, I don't wanna sound cruel but your world is a dump." Davis said, causing the tamer's digimon to give him a mean look.
" Davis, that's mean!" said Kari.
" Sorry. I mean it is a lot worse than most of the worlds we've been to."
" I'm gonna have to agree with him." Said koji.
" Koji!"
" I must admit it as well. Our world was in bad shape but this one is a lot worse." Said bokomon.
" Well he does have a point, we did leave this place for a reason." Said guardromon.
" Yep. Home sour home."
" Terriermon!"
" Well we shouldn't be worried about the state of your planet and more on the deamons." Ordered pikkan as he and blackWargreymon looked to the east with very serious looks on their faces.
" What's wrong? Can't you sense them?" asked renamon.
" That's just it; we can sense them. They seem to be making no attempt to hide their power."
" And that means that don't see us as a threat. And that is very bad."
" Why?"
" If the enemy doesn't see you as a threat then they aren't not afraid to fight us."
" But from what I can tell, they are still looking for the portal so we got time." Said Tai.
" So it best that we walk and not fly. I don't want them to know we are here."
" Alright team let's head out!" Davis yelled.
" Umm, Davis." The boy looked around to see that everyone was already on their way. His head drooped down as he and veemon ran after them. The party trudged along the dessert, avoid groups of wild digimon looking to upload some data and dodging data streams. As the search continued, Mimi began to notice that her daughter was looking rather depressed.
" Penny for your thoughts?" she asked as she fell back to her.
" Oh. Nothing. Everything's fine." She said with a fake smile.
" Oh please. You forget whom you are talking to. We may be the same age but I am still your mom and a mom knows these things. Now spill."
" Well it's about max."
" Well in that case, I should be in this too." Sora chimed in on the girls.
" You see, I miss max and last night I did something I'm regretting."
" Well it can't be that bad."
" Well do you know X?"
" Yeah that masked guy. What abut it?"
" Last night, I kinda, uh, asked him to. you know." With that, Mimi and sora looked at each other and then at keke with stunned eyes.
" You mean, you and him?"
" Together?"
" Oh no! Nothing happened! I asked and he rejected me."
" Awww sweetie!" Mimi said in comfort to her.
" Part of me felt something for him but another part of me tells me that I cheated on max."
" Well it's ok. I mean, max would want you to be happy and if you feel something for him then go for It." explained sora.
" Are you sure?"
" Hey, I'm max's mother so I know."
" Well I guess you're right."
" Beside, you're a hot young girl. You can have any guy you want." Mimi cheered. Just then the group came to a stop. The trio ran to front to see some of the boys lying on their stomach, peaking over the edge of a cliff.
" What are you boys doing on your-ahhhh!" Mimi went just as matt yanked her down with sora and keke.
" Shhh!"
" What's up?"
" Look over there." Girls looked over the side to see the deamons and the warlord on the ground. It seemed that they had stopped but still were looking.
" Did they free the next one?" asked sora.
" No. They're arguing. The warlord is saying that the box lead them to this spot and shendumon is asking where the portal is." answered pikkan.
" How can you hear all that?" asked kazu.
" See these big things on the side of my head? They are called ears." He snapped.
" So what do we do?" asked sam.
" Well we have the element of surprise on our side. So I think we should wait for a opening and then strike hard and fast." Said blackWargreymon when just then, kazu leaned out too far causing a group of rocks to slide down the side of the cliff. Everyone threw him a death glance as he smiled goofily.
" Sorry. Do you think they heard that?" Just then, a wave of lightening, fire and wind flew at them. They all ducked the attacks as they hit the cliff side.
" I would say it's a strong possibility!" yelled terriermon.
FU-SION HA!
" You fools got some balls to meet us here!" yelled tchangzumon.
" It will be the pity that our younger brother will not be here to share in the havoc." Said tso lanmon.
" Pity. Oh well!" shendumon before unleashing his dragon breath upon them but much to his dismay, daike jumped up and blocked the attack.
" Guess who's back?" he laughed.
" Oh you. Didn't you get the message with that last beating we gave you?"
" You would think so but just when you think you've beat me, daike comes back ever stronger!"
" STOP FUCKING ROUND AND FIGHT!" roared pikkan, causing daike to stick his tongue at him. Tso lanmon used his larger arms to propel him into the air.
" Behold my mastery of gravity!" he announced.
" Oh yeah?" Daike leapt into the sky and punched him in the mouth, dropping him back to the ground.
" Behold my mastery of whooping your ass!" he laughed. Almost like a rallying signal, the team of digimon and human poured off the cliff and onto the deamons. Takato and takuya made a beeline for the warlord while he dashed back. The boys punched him at the same time but he grabbed both of their fists with his palms.
" Hand over the box asshole!" ordered takuya.
" If you want it, you gotta kill me first!"
" I did it once! And I can do it again!"
" It won't be so easy- what!?" he exclaimed as a result of sam coming from behind him and putting him in a hold.
" Sorry to interrupt your rant unc, but we need that box!"
" Sorry to disappoint you dear nephew, but I'm afraid I still have some time with this!" he responded by kicking his foot behind him, tripping sam. He twisted the boy's arms around and threw them onto sam's body. He snickered at his maneuver when he looked up at the sky and laughed out loud.
" What are you laughing at fool?" said shendumon as he fought the dual Wargreymon.
" I found the portal!"
" Then where is it?"
" When looking for the sky deamon, look to the sky!" He grabbed the box from under his cape and threw it into the air. All eyes looked up as the box shot up. On instinct, Tai leapt into the air to try and grab the box but tchangzumon fired his thunder attack, striking him in the back. Tai and the other could only watch as the box opened the portal in sky. Out of the portal soared a small deamon with dark blue skin, bat like wings, and a long tail. He zoomed around the sky at an unbelievable rate of speed until he landed on the ground.
DA: hsi-wumon the sky deamon; although the smallest and youngest of the deamons, he is the fastest. Once in the sky, no one can catch him. His attack: sky cutter.
" Ahhhh! To feel the free air beneath my wings again!" the small deamon proclaimed.
" Brother wu, it seem confinement hasn't dulled your skills." Said xiao fangmon.
" You had better believe it!" he hopped around like a mad mon. Tai slowly made it to his feet in time to lay his eyes on the new deamon.
" That's the next deamon? But he's no taller than me! Stand back guys!" he ordered before he flew at the small deamon but to his surprise, he shot into the air and smiled.
" Tai! Don't follow him!" shouted pikkan but tai, still thinking that he could beat him, jumped into the sky and tried to punch him but the small digimon was fast enough to dodge his attack. Hsi wumon flew out of sight and reappeared behind him to whip him to the ground. Takuya and takato tried their hand at him. He vanished again and appeared behind the two, punching them as he did. Pikkan and blackWargreymon went on to get the drop on him. He some how saw them coming and flew out of their range.
" You fools! Haven't you figured it out?" The two looked down at the eldest deamon as he laughed.
" My brother may not have our over powering power, but when it comes to aerial combat, no one can match his speed or maneuverability!"
Pikkan and blackWargreymon knew he was right; the deamon was too fast for even the speedy alterian. Before he could finish his thought, his-wumon dove at them with his fists extended and drove them into the faces of the warriors. They slammed into the ground, leaving dual craters. Although they were down, they remain conscious as the deamon laughed at them.
" Brother I thought they were stronger than this!"
" You lucked out brother." Said shendumon.
" Come on! Give me someone! Anyone!" he screamed as he flew around the air like deranged bat. Daike thought about flying up to fight but even he had a hard time keeping up with him.
" HA! I knew it! You fools are too scared! No one can catch me off guard! I am unbeatable-ARGGGGG!" Hsi-wumon crashed into the earth as a gloved fisted impacted his thin face. As everyone got a look at the fist, it looked like it stretched out from somewhere. It retracted to the source and to those who remember, it came as a shock as to whom it belonged to.
" No way!" said daike.
" I don't believe it!" said taomon.
" Unreal!" sam added.
" But he's dead!" said Tai.
" Some body forgot to tell him that!" added sora.
" Max killed him!"
" Ok I'm lost. Just who is that?" asked lobomon, when his answer came in the form of one word.
" BUUUUUUUUUU!"
There, floating in the sky in all his pink and pudgy glory was buumon, with a huge grin on his face.
" Well, he must be pretty strong to get the drop on batty boy." snickered the warlord.
He must be strong. This might be interesting to watch.
As shendumon smirked as his younger brother dusted himself and took to the air again to confront his new foe.
" Who are you?"
" Who are you?"
" How dare you! I am hsi wumon, the deamon of the sky!"
" Me am buumon of candy!" Frustrated with his dumb answer and the fact that this digimon sucker punched him, hsi wumon flew around in a circle and vanished, using his speed but buumon made no effort to move. Like before, hsi wumon appeared and punched him in the face. He smiled but it soon faded as he realized that buumon hadn't moved or budged from it the blow. His response; he rose his arm and brought it down on his head, returning him to the ground. The blow caved in Buumon's face but he fixed it by puffing out his face to its normal state. Hsi wumon shrieked in rage as he shot back up and plowed his entire form into his belly. His skin stretched through him as he rammed him. Buumon reached into himself, pulled hsi wumon out of him, and threw him away from him.
" You stay out of buu! Only candy!" he spoke which seemed to only piss him off more. He hissed as he started to pound on him, his blubbery body absorbing all the blows while he countered with his own. The eyes of all the digimon and humans were watching the battle, all except sam and daike. They locked with each other and then looked at the distracted warlord. At that moment, the two rushed him at the same time, hoping to get the ying yang box. The warlord sensed them coming just in time and drew his sword to stop them but they both landed a punch to his face, causing him to fall back, and the box to drop out of his cloak.
" We thought you might be feeling left out of the action, unc.."
" So we decide to start some of our own. Hand over the box, butt wipe!"
" You must be crazy to think that you two pussy can make me fold. Well, come and get cut!" As the exchange went on, the box tumbled along the ground, the different sides shifting positions. When it came to a rest, another symbol appeared and a map projected in the air. The warlord saw this and jumped back and began to read the map.
" Oh this is kick ass! Hey shendumon!"
" What is it? Can't you see I'm watching the fight!"
" But I found the next portal!" This caused everyone to turn their attention to him while shendumon, using his super speed, ran over and read the map himself as a smile rolled on his face.
" If I read this right, the next portal is on this planet as well."
" Right-o! It's 50 miles that way!"
" Good! Hsi wumon! Finish up here!" shendumon yelled to his brother.
" Well as much as I'm enjoying our play time, my brother wants me to end it and I have to obey him! So I think I will finish RIGHT NOW!" he explained as his right hand glowed with a pink light.
SKY CUTTER
He made an upward motion with his hand, almost like an upper cut. The light left a trail that created a crescent shaped energy wave. It streak across the air and sliced buumon across the belly, splitting him in two. The two halves landed on earth as the culprit laughed.
" Well that was certainly anticlimactic. Come, family. Our brother waits!"
" Not so fast!" The deamons turned to see all the digidestined, digimon, and remaining fighter ready to fight.
" If you think we are gonna stand let you unleash another member of your whacked out family, think again!" lobomon said as he drew his saber when shendumon started to laugh mockingly.
" Haven't you fools realized it yet? You can't stop us! You didn't stop us from freeing my brothers and sister, you didn't stop us from freeing my little brother here, and you won't stop us from free my last two siblings! Do yourselves a favor, go home and live!" he spoke as he fired his dragon's breath in their path, unleashing a dust cloud over them.
" Come on! Let's go! Tso lanmon, get your sister!" he ordered.
" Why I have to carry her?" he muttered to himself as he used his gravity powers to levitate po kongmon and the group of conquers and the warlord flew off towards the next portal. Meanwhile, the digidestined and digimon cough the dust out of their lungs as it clears.
" Great and I just bathed today too." Complained kazu.
" You think you got it bad? It's all in my hair!" said kazemon, dusting out the bits of dirty from her hair.
" Well shake it off Blondie!" suggested rika while sora and biyomon ran over to Tai and helped him up.
" Tai, you ok?"
" Yeah. But never mind me. Everyone, go after them!"
" But you're hurt Tai!" pointed out Kari.
" I know but stopping the deamons is our top priority!"
" He's right! We can catch up." said takato, as he too got to his feet.
" I agree!" said megagargomon.
" Ok. You heard him! We head out! Everyone who can fight and move, go after the deamons!" and with that, slowly, the gang moved out in the direction of the villains.
" Gogglehead, you sure you gonna be ok?" asked sakuyamon.
" Trust me rika. I'll be fine." He assured as he waved her off. The entire gang of humans and digimon chased after the deamons leaving Tai, takato, takuya, daike, blackWargreymon and pikkan to tend to their wounds. BlackWargreymon and pikkan remained in their holes as the other goggled leaders limped over to them.
" Hey, you two still breathing?" yelled takuya.
" I'll live but I can't move!" answered blackWargreymon.
" Been better!" answered pikkan.
" Hey dumbass!"
" What do you want?" asked daike, knowing that pikkan was referring to him so he walked over.
" Reach into my pocket. There should be a bag of beans in there." Hunching his shoulders, he jumped into the hole and searched his pockets and soon found a small brown bag. He reached in a pulled out a small green bean from it.
" Give one to everyone."
" You want us to eat them? You should've have brought some burgers and fries or something!" he complained as he stared as the bean.
" Just do it ass!" Daike did as he told, secretly wishing for a burger instead, and passed everyone a bean. He opened pikkan and blackWargreymon's mouth and fed it to them. Everyone else followed suit and grimaced at the nasty taste.
" Ok what the fuck was the point?!" demanded daike.
" Yeah aside from killing our tastes buds!" added takuya.
" Just wait." After a few seconds, some thing happened as they all began to feel energized and renewed. The black mega slowly rose from the ground, looking at his hands and feeling better than he did a minute ago. Pikkan jumped to his feet and dusted himself, almost as if nothing had happened.
" What the hell just happened?" asked a bewildered Tai.
" How do you feel?"
" I feel great!"
" Then nothing is wrong." He said calmly as he took back the bag and put it in his pocket.
" I think I speak for us all that when I say that those aren't normal beans." Said black Wargreymon.
" You're right. Those were bajaral beans. They grow only on the alterian home world but they are worth the travel. Eating one can give you instant strength and energy, as well as heal you from injuries, no matter how server. Plus one bean will keep you full for ten days." Explained pikkan.
" Cool. But what about him?" takato said, pointing the two halves of buumon.
" Don't worry about him. He'll be alright." Pikkan's prediction came true as the bottom half jumped to it's feet while the top half popped up on his hands and jumped on the bottom, reuniting the fighter.
" Ok now that that's done, what the hell is he doing here?" Tai exclaimed when pikkan walked up to buumon and looked him right in the eye.
" You won't attack us will you?"
" No. Mask man said if buu come and fight with you, buu could see Susie."
" Who's susie?" asked takuya.
" Henry's little sister but what does she have to do with this?" answered takato.
" Everything. Takato, takuya, say hello to buumon." Takato and takuya jumped back with surprise and fright. It was no doubt that X had told them of the great destroyer and now he was alive in front of them.
" Shouldn't we be heading out of here before he turns us into cupcakes or something?" said takuya.
" I thought max killed him?" added takato.
" Oh wake up! If buumon wanted to kill us, we'd be dead already. Besides max did kill buumon but this one is different."
" I don't understand." Said daike, scratching his head in confusion.
" Never mind for now. We have to get to the others. They should be there by now." the alien spoke as he readied himself for flight when he stopped in his tracks and turned around suddenly.
" What?" asked blackWargreymon.
" Don't you hear that? Sounds unlike anything I've ever heard. Like a new kind of digimon."
" That's no digimon. That's a motorcycle!" smiled takato as over the horizon appeared a large cloud of dust. The air began to fill with the sound of a motorcycle while out of the dust appeared, on his hog, beelzemon. He came to a screeching halt in from of the fighters.
" Hey boys! Going my way?"
" Wow! Nice ride!" beamed takuya.
" Look but don't touch!" he warned.
" Still as hard assed as ever." Pikkan pointed out.
" Thanks and I love you too, big ears."
" What are you doing here? I don't think anyone told you what we were up to." Asked the mega.
" The big bird felt something was wrong so he kept me and the devas on high alert. So when you and your gang appeared, I hauled ass to meet you. Takato, I'm pissed. You guys were whooping ass and forget me?"
" Sorry buddy. We kinda had little notice. Besides I don't think you want in on this."
" Yeah, these deamons are scary strong." Added takuya.
" I ain't worried." He said nonchalantly when he caught sight of buumon.
" Hey. Do you I know you?"
" Me am buumon and you am." he started to say when pikkan caught his attention and simply shook his head, meaning that he didn't want him to know.
" Cool mon."
" Thanks. I like you already."
" Alright. Enough shmoozing! We gotta go help the others!" Tai said.
" Daike, how much time do you have in your fusion?" asked pikkan, causing the young fighter to check a watch he kept on his wrist.
" About 20 minutes."
" Good. Let's go and hope we get there in time." He announced as he took off, followed by the others.
" Say kid." Beelzemon spoke before daike flew off.
" What's up?"
" You look a little tired. Here, hop on." he offered. The boy jumped for joy and hopped on much to the surprise of the driver.
" Well? What the hell are you waiting for? Let's light this candle!"
Elsewhere the battle was not going good for our heroes as the megas and the d3s were the only fighters still up.
" Give up the box, jerkweed!" sam grunted as he and his devilish uncle were locked in a struggle over it.
" Sorry nephew! I'm not done playing with it!" he smirked as he pounded him in the face and kneeing him in the stomach.
" Respect you elders!" he yelled over his fallen body.
" Quit playing around and find that portal!" order the fire deamon as he head his problems with metal garurumon and sakuyamon. Imperildramon tried his hand on the wind and thunder deamon, while keke pelted the mountain deamon with ki blasts, and megagargomon took on the moon deamon.
" You're mine, dark mon!" he cried as he launched into his attack but tso lanmon raised his hand and a dark field surrounded him and he slammed into the ground.
" I don't think you know the gravity of your situation." And lastly, kara was being whirled by the power of the wind deamon. The warlord proceeds to use the box to find the portal.
" This should be easy." He said when he was hit in the back by a ki blast.
" Why did I say that?" he groaned.
" YEE HAW!" daike screamed as he rode on the back of beelzemon's bike, whirling his vest in the air.
" Now that's what I'm talking about!" beelzemon roared as he drew one of his guns.
DOUBLE IMPACT
The shell hit shendumon in the face, causing him to fall on his back. Although his face was a little blackened, he was unhurt by the attack.
" I am starting to become annoyed." He said simply, as Tai, takuya, takato, pikkan and blackWargreymon flew in, firing wave after wave of ki blasts. Buumon plowed pass hsi wumon and slammed on top of shendumon. He punched the former destroyer off him and into the air. Irate, buumon began to steam up, while shendumon smiled at the action.
" Interesting trick. Can you make it shoot out of your ass?" This only infuriated him more and proceeded to stretch out his arm and punch him in the face. Shendumon fired his heat beam eye blast and buumon ducked his head into his body, avoiding the beams. The two flew at each other and began to punch at high speed. After about five minutes of that, the both stop and stared at one another; although buumon was out of breath, shendumon wasn't even sweating.
" I am impressed! You certainly live up to your reputation as a planet destroyer. But you aren't as powerful as you should be. So I think it's time to finish this!" he said before he closed his eyes and his arms bulged out a little.
" Ahh! 30% of my power! This should be enough for you. Ready?" he asked. Buumon merely grunted and readied himself. Smiling the deamon then did something that surprise all but the deamons; using his super speed, he charged at him and drove his fist into the gut of buumon. But unlike the last times, where his stomach just stretched and absorb the blow, his fist ripped through his massive body and out the backside.
" Shit!" exclaimed daike.
" He punched straight through him!" said keke, horrified.
" Not even max could do that!" added kara.
" And he's only at 30%! Unbelievable!" pikkan snapped. Shendumon calmly landed, still with buumon on his arm, almost dead in appearance. He smirked as he threw his lifeless body on the ground.
" Found it!" called the warlord as he held the box over the ground.
" I figure if the sky deamon's was in the sky, then the earth deamon's was in the earth!" With a thrust, he jabbed the box into the ground, opening the portal in the earth. A large hand erupted from the swirling mass and grabbed the earth. Then pulling himself from the portal and on to the earth was large red clay colored digimon with huge arms, and bullhorns. He stomped the ground, causing everyone to lose their footing.
DA: Dai guimon, the earth deamon; despite his large side, he can move through the ground as easily as a fish in water. His special attack: san Andres slam.
" Once again, the very earth trembles in welcome as its master returned!" he roared in a deep demonic voice.
" Well brother. I hope your travel was well?" asked tso lanmon.
" It feels good to have true earth beneath my feet again." he answered, stomping the ground.
" Say brother, why not show these fools your powers?" suggested tchangzumon, pointing to the group of heroes.
" A good idea. I need to stretch out my powers a bit." He raised his arms in the air as to much of their surprise, they began to bulge out.
" I have a terrible feeling this is gonna hurt." Davis spoke.
SAN ANDRES SLAM
With a grunt, he slammed his arms into the ground, producing a massive shock wave, kicking up dust and dirt. The destined and digimon screamed since it was moving too fast for any of them to avoid. The ground gave way and sunk into the earth and when it was over, only the deamons were still standing.
" You could've given me some warning you know!" complained the warlord as he coughed out the dirt. He surveyed the scene and smiled evilly at the sight; everyone was out cold and cover in dirt, the digimon knocked in their in training forms and daike was now back to two boys as before.
" What a perfect opportunity! My enemies, unconscious and helpless! Now I can exact me reve-ACHKKKK!" he choked, due to shendumon using his collar.
" As I told you before, no revenge until all of us are free!"
" As least you forget, we have one more sibling to find!" said xiao fangmon.
" But we have to kill them or they will just get in the way!"
" NO! They will die, that you can be sure of, but I will not do it with out my sister by my side! Got it?"
" Got it." he squeaked out when he let go of him.
" You all got lucky but next time, you all die!" he threatened, rubbing his neck as they all began to leave. Little did they know that pikkan somehow remained awake and was attempting to get up but was too weak.
" Damn."
" Ok buumon, remember what I said?" said X. he, pikkan, Henry, takato and rika were all in shinjuku. They were near a park where someone buumon wanted to see for a long time was playing with her digimon.
" Ok. Buu remember."
" Good. Now go." Buumon took a deep breath and walked over to the sand box.
" See Lopmon? This is where princess pretty pants will live and rule all the underwear people."
" But Susie, terriermon can't fit in that little sand castle."
" This is just a model. When Henry and terriermon come back, we can make the real one."
" Buu like castle." Susie and Lopmon looked up to see the large pink digimon standing before them and, with no fear in them, they smiled.
" You want to play?"
" Buu like that?"
" What's your name?"
" me buumon but buu call buu buu."
" Buu. That's nice." Said Lopmon as they began to play in the sand and talked.
" Are you sure this is right? I mean, he is a destroyer." Pondered Henry.
" True, he is buumon but not the buumon of legend. You see, buumon was created as weapon and treated as such. He always did as he was told. Until he met Susie and Lopmon. They treated him as a friend and turned him away from his path until he got super angry. When that happened he split into two: the fat good buumon and the thin evil buumon. The two battle and the evil one defeated the good one and absorbed him, turning into an even more powerful digimon." Explained pikkan.
" Ok that I understand but how is he still alive? I thought max's bomb thing killed him." Asked rika.
" That's the thing. Max's life bomb was made of the combined good energy of all things in the digi-verse. Such a force can destroy only evil. When the evil buumon was destroy, the good buumon was still inside of him."
" I get it! And since the life bomb can only destroy evil..." started Henry.
" The good one survived." Finished takato.
" Correct. We found him after the restoration, near death but alive. We fed him, healed him and let him live on central planet. So I decided to send him your way and give you a hand. I promised him he could see Susie and Lopmon again."
" Ok that all well and good but what now? There is one more portal out there and last time I checked renamon is in no condition to fight any time soon." Said rika as they began to walk away.
" That's with all the digimon. What do we do when they find the next portal?"
" Simple. We find it first and defend it. Because if they free that last one, we are doomed; use and the entire digi-verse!"
NEXT TIME: the final portal is found, on the digidestined home world. They know where it, the deamon's know where it is and now it's goes to who ever can get to it first? Plus the return of another old friend.
THE DOCTOR IS IN.
MA: damn this one was late. Sorry folks. Been busy. Max: enough of this. I got the camera. Tai: and the girls are out of the house. P: and those two nimrods are playing FF X-2 so we got time. MA: All right! Ok star. Let's get it on! SF: ok. Will it be fun? MA: yep. (Whispers) for us. BW: say pikkan, where's raven? P: two words. Catfight. (Jeri and raven crash through the wall and are rolling around on the ground.) Jeri: you bitch! Stay away from my man! R: let him decide it, slut! Takato: man, I didn't think she had it in her. P: you see why I like her. Max: ok let's get to the train. Robin: what about me?!?! (Robin is tied up and chained.) MA: sorry but you stopped us before but not now. (Throws robin in the closet.) Star: will robin be ok? Takuya: sure baby. Now come on. Let's rock.
MA'S CORNER
MA: ok here is I and my characters answer any and all questions. Ok the first question goes to takato from infernoX. He asks will guilkatomon make an appearance. Takato: well I've been training to do that again but every time I try it, I risk Guilmon's data so I don't think he will make a cameo. MA: ok, our next set of questions come from ssj4takeru's OC coral. First she asks max if he would like to fight burizlar or omega X? Max: from what I read, burizlar might give me a challenge if I was sick and had only the use of my tongue. LOL! As for omega X? I would love to go one on one with him! MA: coral now asks keke what she thought of matt and Mimi having a son? Keke: I wouldn't mind having a little brother like Dimitri. He sounds cool and super, like me. MA: coral asks me if I would put him in my d3 series. Maybe but I don't have anything permeate so anything is possible. And lastly, she wants to know if she could come up and visit us. Sure! We'd love to have you coral and coming soon is the second annual ma's Christmas party. Last year's was wild but this year's will better. Everyone is invited so R.S.V.P. authors.
LATER FICCERS!
D3: THE DEAMON'S STRIKE DOUBLE JEOPARDY
" Owwwwwww!"
" Stop moving around! You're only making it worse!" Kari told her future son. Once again, our team of heroes found themselves healing from another major battle with the deamons. Kari was putting iodine on some gashes he got while yolei wrapped a bandage around David's head.
" Man my head hurts!" he complained.
" I would be too if I went through what you two went through." Added veemon.
" Ironic that these would came from one of our allies." Said gatomon while pikkan sat in the corner with a band-aid on his cheek and a black eye.
" I can't believe you beat up on him like that! You should apologize!" snapped jeri.
" I won't! I wouldn't have to if those two were so damn arrogant!"
" Hey! We told you don't have control over what daike does!" yelled tike.
" Well he's a part of you two so it must your fault!"
" Hey settle down!" Davis tried to settle things but it looks like pikkan and the boys, despite their injuries, were willing to fight again. Just then, TK, patamon, tai and agumon came in just as it looked like things were gonna come to blows.
" Hey! Fellas come on! Settle down!" said Tai but it appeared that the two sides were too hurt to fight and sat back down.
" Leave for five minutes and people want to brawl." Said Tai as TK handed Kari some more bandages.
" What's up?"
" The same as last time; the boys blame pikkan and he blames them." she answered.
" So where is everyone?" asked jeri.
" Well X thought we were up too much so he told us to catch some sleep." Explained Tai.
" So everyone else is sleeping?" asked David.
" Yep. YAWN! And I'm head out too." He groaned.
" No way! I've got business to finish with pikk-huh?" tike started when he and the others notice that pikkan had his eyes closed, arms crossed, and sitting Indian style. Leomon came over and waved his hand over his face but got no reaction from him.
" I think he's asleep." He announced.
" But that's impossible! Pikkan never sleeps!" said kara.
" Oh he does." Said X as he entered.
" Pikkan needs only to sleep once a month. This just so happens to be his monthly sleep cycle." He explained.
" Well, he can't sleep here. Leomon, can you move him to one of the rooms?" jeri asked.
" Stop! It's not a good idea. Alterians are known for punching out when they are disturbed in their sleep. Just leave him there."
" Well if you think it's a good idea. Then I will sleep here with him." Jeri decided.
" Go ahead and sleep if you want but I'm gonna look around." Said tike.
" Oh no you're not. You are going to bed like the rest of us." Kari said in a motherly tone.
" And that goes double for you young lady." Added TK.
" Awww shit!" they both went.
" Don't aww shit me!" the teen responded with a stern look. The twins knew they couldn't fight what they said. Even thought they aren't their parents yet, they listened to them as if they were.
" Alright." They said defeated while David laughed.
" Enjoy your nap."
" That goes for you too." Said Davis.
" But why me?" he whined.
" You need your rest like the rest of us. You may be smarter than me but I'm still your dad." David saw through the logic and walked with the twins out of the room.
" How do you like that?" tike taunted.
" Shut up."
X walked the halls of the palace, which was now quiet, save the snores and groans of the children and digimon. X decided to peak in on some of them so using his powers of space appeared in many of their rooms. In one room, he found Tai and sora sleeping together with agumon and biyomon at the foot of the bed. He vanished and reappeared in the room of the second-generation digidestined where TK and Kari had the twins in their laps. Tike had kara foot in his mouth, obviously have a dream of eating, but she didn't seem to mind or notice for that matter. Davis was on the floor with David on his head drooling like a dog. X smiled as he teleported around the place. Next he went into the tamers' room where rika had her head on takato shoulder, while guilomon was talking in his sleep.
" Bread. Bread. Peanut better. More bread." He murmured while X smiled but you couldn't tell. He teleported out side to see blackWargreymon sitting next to a wall with renamon in his arms, both asleep. He warped again and found jeri sleep next to pikkan, who was still at his same spot. Then he decided to check on one more person, someone he thought a lot about visiting; keke. He appeared in her room and laid his eyes on her, in her sleeping form. Memories of her flooded his mind but he couldn't let it sway him and he turned to walk away.
" Huh?" He had felt that she was awake and he felt her eyes on him but he didn't turn around.
" X what are you doing here?" she asked.
" I was checking up on everyone. Making sure everyone is alright."
" Oh."
" Yeah. Uh I think I should let you rest." He said as he began to walk out of the room when suddenly he felt two hands on his back. He was shocked as keke had gotten and pressed herself on to him.
" Thank you for your concern."
" It is my duty. Now you must rest."
" No. I can't. I haven't been able to sleep since..."
" Oh. I'm sorry."
" Please, stay with me. I need company for the night." She requested as she wrapped her arms around him.
" I understand your feeling miss." he started while he took her arms from around him.
" But it would violate the rules of a high. To spent time with you is interfering in your life and by our laws, I cannot do that." he said as he walked to door.
" Keke, I know you are hurt but please, forget about me." He left the room with keke looking very down. With tears in her eyes, she fell on the bed and silently cried herself to sleep, mostly because she felt she betrayed max and his memory. Meanwhile, X rested his back on the door, somewhat saddened.
" Rough night?" He looked up to see Simms walking past. X sighed as he got off the door and walked with him.
" You could say that."
" She did something?"
" She asked me to stay with her for the night."
" Ouch! And what did you say?"
" I basically broke her heart."
" Oh. Well such is our fate."
" It's more than that. Keke and max have always had this connection between them."
" And you guess her offer was a result? Well it makes sense, since you are max my friend."
" No. I'm just max's shadow; all I have are his looks, memories and battle knowledge. Other than that, I am nothing like max."
" Shame you cant tell her that."
" Yeah it is."
" So what do you think our next move should be?"
" With the release of the 5th deamon, we need to bolster our forces. So I think we should use him."
" Are you sure? He hasn't fought since before the restoration. Do you think he will be ready?"
" I'm positive."
" Of all the worlds the next portal had to be, it had to be on this one!" takato spoke as he looked over the landscape. It had turned out that the 6th portal was located on a digital world in the west quadrant that happened to be the tamer's digital world. The group looked upon the dessert like world with the data streams streaking over the land.
" Um, guys, I don't wanna sound cruel but your world is a dump." Davis said, causing the tamer's digimon to give him a mean look.
" Davis, that's mean!" said Kari.
" Sorry. I mean it is a lot worse than most of the worlds we've been to."
" I'm gonna have to agree with him." Said koji.
" Koji!"
" I must admit it as well. Our world was in bad shape but this one is a lot worse." Said bokomon.
" Well he does have a point, we did leave this place for a reason." Said guardromon.
" Yep. Home sour home."
" Terriermon!"
" Well we shouldn't be worried about the state of your planet and more on the deamons." Ordered pikkan as he and blackWargreymon looked to the east with very serious looks on their faces.
" What's wrong? Can't you sense them?" asked renamon.
" That's just it; we can sense them. They seem to be making no attempt to hide their power."
" And that means that don't see us as a threat. And that is very bad."
" Why?"
" If the enemy doesn't see you as a threat then they aren't not afraid to fight us."
" But from what I can tell, they are still looking for the portal so we got time." Said Tai.
" So it best that we walk and not fly. I don't want them to know we are here."
" Alright team let's head out!" Davis yelled.
" Umm, Davis." The boy looked around to see that everyone was already on their way. His head drooped down as he and veemon ran after them. The party trudged along the dessert, avoid groups of wild digimon looking to upload some data and dodging data streams. As the search continued, Mimi began to notice that her daughter was looking rather depressed.
" Penny for your thoughts?" she asked as she fell back to her.
" Oh. Nothing. Everything's fine." She said with a fake smile.
" Oh please. You forget whom you are talking to. We may be the same age but I am still your mom and a mom knows these things. Now spill."
" Well it's about max."
" Well in that case, I should be in this too." Sora chimed in on the girls.
" You see, I miss max and last night I did something I'm regretting."
" Well it can't be that bad."
" Well do you know X?"
" Yeah that masked guy. What abut it?"
" Last night, I kinda, uh, asked him to. you know." With that, Mimi and sora looked at each other and then at keke with stunned eyes.
" You mean, you and him?"
" Together?"
" Oh no! Nothing happened! I asked and he rejected me."
" Awww sweetie!" Mimi said in comfort to her.
" Part of me felt something for him but another part of me tells me that I cheated on max."
" Well it's ok. I mean, max would want you to be happy and if you feel something for him then go for It." explained sora.
" Are you sure?"
" Hey, I'm max's mother so I know."
" Well I guess you're right."
" Beside, you're a hot young girl. You can have any guy you want." Mimi cheered. Just then the group came to a stop. The trio ran to front to see some of the boys lying on their stomach, peaking over the edge of a cliff.
" What are you boys doing on your-ahhhh!" Mimi went just as matt yanked her down with sora and keke.
" Shhh!"
" What's up?"
" Look over there." Girls looked over the side to see the deamons and the warlord on the ground. It seemed that they had stopped but still were looking.
" Did they free the next one?" asked sora.
" No. They're arguing. The warlord is saying that the box lead them to this spot and shendumon is asking where the portal is." answered pikkan.
" How can you hear all that?" asked kazu.
" See these big things on the side of my head? They are called ears." He snapped.
" So what do we do?" asked sam.
" Well we have the element of surprise on our side. So I think we should wait for a opening and then strike hard and fast." Said blackWargreymon when just then, kazu leaned out too far causing a group of rocks to slide down the side of the cliff. Everyone threw him a death glance as he smiled goofily.
" Sorry. Do you think they heard that?" Just then, a wave of lightening, fire and wind flew at them. They all ducked the attacks as they hit the cliff side.
" I would say it's a strong possibility!" yelled terriermon.
FU-SION HA!
" You fools got some balls to meet us here!" yelled tchangzumon.
" It will be the pity that our younger brother will not be here to share in the havoc." Said tso lanmon.
" Pity. Oh well!" shendumon before unleashing his dragon breath upon them but much to his dismay, daike jumped up and blocked the attack.
" Guess who's back?" he laughed.
" Oh you. Didn't you get the message with that last beating we gave you?"
" You would think so but just when you think you've beat me, daike comes back ever stronger!"
" STOP FUCKING ROUND AND FIGHT!" roared pikkan, causing daike to stick his tongue at him. Tso lanmon used his larger arms to propel him into the air.
" Behold my mastery of gravity!" he announced.
" Oh yeah?" Daike leapt into the sky and punched him in the mouth, dropping him back to the ground.
" Behold my mastery of whooping your ass!" he laughed. Almost like a rallying signal, the team of digimon and human poured off the cliff and onto the deamons. Takato and takuya made a beeline for the warlord while he dashed back. The boys punched him at the same time but he grabbed both of their fists with his palms.
" Hand over the box asshole!" ordered takuya.
" If you want it, you gotta kill me first!"
" I did it once! And I can do it again!"
" It won't be so easy- what!?" he exclaimed as a result of sam coming from behind him and putting him in a hold.
" Sorry to interrupt your rant unc, but we need that box!"
" Sorry to disappoint you dear nephew, but I'm afraid I still have some time with this!" he responded by kicking his foot behind him, tripping sam. He twisted the boy's arms around and threw them onto sam's body. He snickered at his maneuver when he looked up at the sky and laughed out loud.
" What are you laughing at fool?" said shendumon as he fought the dual Wargreymon.
" I found the portal!"
" Then where is it?"
" When looking for the sky deamon, look to the sky!" He grabbed the box from under his cape and threw it into the air. All eyes looked up as the box shot up. On instinct, Tai leapt into the air to try and grab the box but tchangzumon fired his thunder attack, striking him in the back. Tai and the other could only watch as the box opened the portal in sky. Out of the portal soared a small deamon with dark blue skin, bat like wings, and a long tail. He zoomed around the sky at an unbelievable rate of speed until he landed on the ground.
DA: hsi-wumon the sky deamon; although the smallest and youngest of the deamons, he is the fastest. Once in the sky, no one can catch him. His attack: sky cutter.
" Ahhhh! To feel the free air beneath my wings again!" the small deamon proclaimed.
" Brother wu, it seem confinement hasn't dulled your skills." Said xiao fangmon.
" You had better believe it!" he hopped around like a mad mon. Tai slowly made it to his feet in time to lay his eyes on the new deamon.
" That's the next deamon? But he's no taller than me! Stand back guys!" he ordered before he flew at the small deamon but to his surprise, he shot into the air and smiled.
" Tai! Don't follow him!" shouted pikkan but tai, still thinking that he could beat him, jumped into the sky and tried to punch him but the small digimon was fast enough to dodge his attack. Hsi wumon flew out of sight and reappeared behind him to whip him to the ground. Takuya and takato tried their hand at him. He vanished again and appeared behind the two, punching them as he did. Pikkan and blackWargreymon went on to get the drop on him. He some how saw them coming and flew out of their range.
" You fools! Haven't you figured it out?" The two looked down at the eldest deamon as he laughed.
" My brother may not have our over powering power, but when it comes to aerial combat, no one can match his speed or maneuverability!"
Pikkan and blackWargreymon knew he was right; the deamon was too fast for even the speedy alterian. Before he could finish his thought, his-wumon dove at them with his fists extended and drove them into the faces of the warriors. They slammed into the ground, leaving dual craters. Although they were down, they remain conscious as the deamon laughed at them.
" Brother I thought they were stronger than this!"
" You lucked out brother." Said shendumon.
" Come on! Give me someone! Anyone!" he screamed as he flew around the air like deranged bat. Daike thought about flying up to fight but even he had a hard time keeping up with him.
" HA! I knew it! You fools are too scared! No one can catch me off guard! I am unbeatable-ARGGGGG!" Hsi-wumon crashed into the earth as a gloved fisted impacted his thin face. As everyone got a look at the fist, it looked like it stretched out from somewhere. It retracted to the source and to those who remember, it came as a shock as to whom it belonged to.
" No way!" said daike.
" I don't believe it!" said taomon.
" Unreal!" sam added.
" But he's dead!" said Tai.
" Some body forgot to tell him that!" added sora.
" Max killed him!"
" Ok I'm lost. Just who is that?" asked lobomon, when his answer came in the form of one word.
" BUUUUUUUUUU!"
There, floating in the sky in all his pink and pudgy glory was buumon, with a huge grin on his face.
" Well, he must be pretty strong to get the drop on batty boy." snickered the warlord.
He must be strong. This might be interesting to watch.
As shendumon smirked as his younger brother dusted himself and took to the air again to confront his new foe.
" Who are you?"
" Who are you?"
" How dare you! I am hsi wumon, the deamon of the sky!"
" Me am buumon of candy!" Frustrated with his dumb answer and the fact that this digimon sucker punched him, hsi wumon flew around in a circle and vanished, using his speed but buumon made no effort to move. Like before, hsi wumon appeared and punched him in the face. He smiled but it soon faded as he realized that buumon hadn't moved or budged from it the blow. His response; he rose his arm and brought it down on his head, returning him to the ground. The blow caved in Buumon's face but he fixed it by puffing out his face to its normal state. Hsi wumon shrieked in rage as he shot back up and plowed his entire form into his belly. His skin stretched through him as he rammed him. Buumon reached into himself, pulled hsi wumon out of him, and threw him away from him.
" You stay out of buu! Only candy!" he spoke which seemed to only piss him off more. He hissed as he started to pound on him, his blubbery body absorbing all the blows while he countered with his own. The eyes of all the digimon and humans were watching the battle, all except sam and daike. They locked with each other and then looked at the distracted warlord. At that moment, the two rushed him at the same time, hoping to get the ying yang box. The warlord sensed them coming just in time and drew his sword to stop them but they both landed a punch to his face, causing him to fall back, and the box to drop out of his cloak.
" We thought you might be feeling left out of the action, unc.."
" So we decide to start some of our own. Hand over the box, butt wipe!"
" You must be crazy to think that you two pussy can make me fold. Well, come and get cut!" As the exchange went on, the box tumbled along the ground, the different sides shifting positions. When it came to a rest, another symbol appeared and a map projected in the air. The warlord saw this and jumped back and began to read the map.
" Oh this is kick ass! Hey shendumon!"
" What is it? Can't you see I'm watching the fight!"
" But I found the next portal!" This caused everyone to turn their attention to him while shendumon, using his super speed, ran over and read the map himself as a smile rolled on his face.
" If I read this right, the next portal is on this planet as well."
" Right-o! It's 50 miles that way!"
" Good! Hsi wumon! Finish up here!" shendumon yelled to his brother.
" Well as much as I'm enjoying our play time, my brother wants me to end it and I have to obey him! So I think I will finish RIGHT NOW!" he explained as his right hand glowed with a pink light.
SKY CUTTER
He made an upward motion with his hand, almost like an upper cut. The light left a trail that created a crescent shaped energy wave. It streak across the air and sliced buumon across the belly, splitting him in two. The two halves landed on earth as the culprit laughed.
" Well that was certainly anticlimactic. Come, family. Our brother waits!"
" Not so fast!" The deamons turned to see all the digidestined, digimon, and remaining fighter ready to fight.
" If you think we are gonna stand let you unleash another member of your whacked out family, think again!" lobomon said as he drew his saber when shendumon started to laugh mockingly.
" Haven't you fools realized it yet? You can't stop us! You didn't stop us from freeing my brothers and sister, you didn't stop us from freeing my little brother here, and you won't stop us from free my last two siblings! Do yourselves a favor, go home and live!" he spoke as he fired his dragon's breath in their path, unleashing a dust cloud over them.
" Come on! Let's go! Tso lanmon, get your sister!" he ordered.
" Why I have to carry her?" he muttered to himself as he used his gravity powers to levitate po kongmon and the group of conquers and the warlord flew off towards the next portal. Meanwhile, the digidestined and digimon cough the dust out of their lungs as it clears.
" Great and I just bathed today too." Complained kazu.
" You think you got it bad? It's all in my hair!" said kazemon, dusting out the bits of dirty from her hair.
" Well shake it off Blondie!" suggested rika while sora and biyomon ran over to Tai and helped him up.
" Tai, you ok?"
" Yeah. But never mind me. Everyone, go after them!"
" But you're hurt Tai!" pointed out Kari.
" I know but stopping the deamons is our top priority!"
" He's right! We can catch up." said takato, as he too got to his feet.
" I agree!" said megagargomon.
" Ok. You heard him! We head out! Everyone who can fight and move, go after the deamons!" and with that, slowly, the gang moved out in the direction of the villains.
" Gogglehead, you sure you gonna be ok?" asked sakuyamon.
" Trust me rika. I'll be fine." He assured as he waved her off. The entire gang of humans and digimon chased after the deamons leaving Tai, takato, takuya, daike, blackWargreymon and pikkan to tend to their wounds. BlackWargreymon and pikkan remained in their holes as the other goggled leaders limped over to them.
" Hey, you two still breathing?" yelled takuya.
" I'll live but I can't move!" answered blackWargreymon.
" Been better!" answered pikkan.
" Hey dumbass!"
" What do you want?" asked daike, knowing that pikkan was referring to him so he walked over.
" Reach into my pocket. There should be a bag of beans in there." Hunching his shoulders, he jumped into the hole and searched his pockets and soon found a small brown bag. He reached in a pulled out a small green bean from it.
" Give one to everyone."
" You want us to eat them? You should've have brought some burgers and fries or something!" he complained as he stared as the bean.
" Just do it ass!" Daike did as he told, secretly wishing for a burger instead, and passed everyone a bean. He opened pikkan and blackWargreymon's mouth and fed it to them. Everyone else followed suit and grimaced at the nasty taste.
" Ok what the fuck was the point?!" demanded daike.
" Yeah aside from killing our tastes buds!" added takuya.
" Just wait." After a few seconds, some thing happened as they all began to feel energized and renewed. The black mega slowly rose from the ground, looking at his hands and feeling better than he did a minute ago. Pikkan jumped to his feet and dusted himself, almost as if nothing had happened.
" What the hell just happened?" asked a bewildered Tai.
" How do you feel?"
" I feel great!"
" Then nothing is wrong." He said calmly as he took back the bag and put it in his pocket.
" I think I speak for us all that when I say that those aren't normal beans." Said black Wargreymon.
" You're right. Those were bajaral beans. They grow only on the alterian home world but they are worth the travel. Eating one can give you instant strength and energy, as well as heal you from injuries, no matter how server. Plus one bean will keep you full for ten days." Explained pikkan.
" Cool. But what about him?" takato said, pointing the two halves of buumon.
" Don't worry about him. He'll be alright." Pikkan's prediction came true as the bottom half jumped to it's feet while the top half popped up on his hands and jumped on the bottom, reuniting the fighter.
" Ok now that that's done, what the hell is he doing here?" Tai exclaimed when pikkan walked up to buumon and looked him right in the eye.
" You won't attack us will you?"
" No. Mask man said if buu come and fight with you, buu could see Susie."
" Who's susie?" asked takuya.
" Henry's little sister but what does she have to do with this?" answered takato.
" Everything. Takato, takuya, say hello to buumon." Takato and takuya jumped back with surprise and fright. It was no doubt that X had told them of the great destroyer and now he was alive in front of them.
" Shouldn't we be heading out of here before he turns us into cupcakes or something?" said takuya.
" I thought max killed him?" added takato.
" Oh wake up! If buumon wanted to kill us, we'd be dead already. Besides max did kill buumon but this one is different."
" I don't understand." Said daike, scratching his head in confusion.
" Never mind for now. We have to get to the others. They should be there by now." the alien spoke as he readied himself for flight when he stopped in his tracks and turned around suddenly.
" What?" asked blackWargreymon.
" Don't you hear that? Sounds unlike anything I've ever heard. Like a new kind of digimon."
" That's no digimon. That's a motorcycle!" smiled takato as over the horizon appeared a large cloud of dust. The air began to fill with the sound of a motorcycle while out of the dust appeared, on his hog, beelzemon. He came to a screeching halt in from of the fighters.
" Hey boys! Going my way?"
" Wow! Nice ride!" beamed takuya.
" Look but don't touch!" he warned.
" Still as hard assed as ever." Pikkan pointed out.
" Thanks and I love you too, big ears."
" What are you doing here? I don't think anyone told you what we were up to." Asked the mega.
" The big bird felt something was wrong so he kept me and the devas on high alert. So when you and your gang appeared, I hauled ass to meet you. Takato, I'm pissed. You guys were whooping ass and forget me?"
" Sorry buddy. We kinda had little notice. Besides I don't think you want in on this."
" Yeah, these deamons are scary strong." Added takuya.
" I ain't worried." He said nonchalantly when he caught sight of buumon.
" Hey. Do you I know you?"
" Me am buumon and you am." he started to say when pikkan caught his attention and simply shook his head, meaning that he didn't want him to know.
" Cool mon."
" Thanks. I like you already."
" Alright. Enough shmoozing! We gotta go help the others!" Tai said.
" Daike, how much time do you have in your fusion?" asked pikkan, causing the young fighter to check a watch he kept on his wrist.
" About 20 minutes."
" Good. Let's go and hope we get there in time." He announced as he took off, followed by the others.
" Say kid." Beelzemon spoke before daike flew off.
" What's up?"
" You look a little tired. Here, hop on." he offered. The boy jumped for joy and hopped on much to the surprise of the driver.
" Well? What the hell are you waiting for? Let's light this candle!"
Elsewhere the battle was not going good for our heroes as the megas and the d3s were the only fighters still up.
" Give up the box, jerkweed!" sam grunted as he and his devilish uncle were locked in a struggle over it.
" Sorry nephew! I'm not done playing with it!" he smirked as he pounded him in the face and kneeing him in the stomach.
" Respect you elders!" he yelled over his fallen body.
" Quit playing around and find that portal!" order the fire deamon as he head his problems with metal garurumon and sakuyamon. Imperildramon tried his hand on the wind and thunder deamon, while keke pelted the mountain deamon with ki blasts, and megagargomon took on the moon deamon.
" You're mine, dark mon!" he cried as he launched into his attack but tso lanmon raised his hand and a dark field surrounded him and he slammed into the ground.
" I don't think you know the gravity of your situation." And lastly, kara was being whirled by the power of the wind deamon. The warlord proceeds to use the box to find the portal.
" This should be easy." He said when he was hit in the back by a ki blast.
" Why did I say that?" he groaned.
" YEE HAW!" daike screamed as he rode on the back of beelzemon's bike, whirling his vest in the air.
" Now that's what I'm talking about!" beelzemon roared as he drew one of his guns.
DOUBLE IMPACT
The shell hit shendumon in the face, causing him to fall on his back. Although his face was a little blackened, he was unhurt by the attack.
" I am starting to become annoyed." He said simply, as Tai, takuya, takato, pikkan and blackWargreymon flew in, firing wave after wave of ki blasts. Buumon plowed pass hsi wumon and slammed on top of shendumon. He punched the former destroyer off him and into the air. Irate, buumon began to steam up, while shendumon smiled at the action.
" Interesting trick. Can you make it shoot out of your ass?" This only infuriated him more and proceeded to stretch out his arm and punch him in the face. Shendumon fired his heat beam eye blast and buumon ducked his head into his body, avoiding the beams. The two flew at each other and began to punch at high speed. After about five minutes of that, the both stop and stared at one another; although buumon was out of breath, shendumon wasn't even sweating.
" I am impressed! You certainly live up to your reputation as a planet destroyer. But you aren't as powerful as you should be. So I think it's time to finish this!" he said before he closed his eyes and his arms bulged out a little.
" Ahh! 30% of my power! This should be enough for you. Ready?" he asked. Buumon merely grunted and readied himself. Smiling the deamon then did something that surprise all but the deamons; using his super speed, he charged at him and drove his fist into the gut of buumon. But unlike the last times, where his stomach just stretched and absorb the blow, his fist ripped through his massive body and out the backside.
" Shit!" exclaimed daike.
" He punched straight through him!" said keke, horrified.
" Not even max could do that!" added kara.
" And he's only at 30%! Unbelievable!" pikkan snapped. Shendumon calmly landed, still with buumon on his arm, almost dead in appearance. He smirked as he threw his lifeless body on the ground.
" Found it!" called the warlord as he held the box over the ground.
" I figure if the sky deamon's was in the sky, then the earth deamon's was in the earth!" With a thrust, he jabbed the box into the ground, opening the portal in the earth. A large hand erupted from the swirling mass and grabbed the earth. Then pulling himself from the portal and on to the earth was large red clay colored digimon with huge arms, and bullhorns. He stomped the ground, causing everyone to lose their footing.
DA: Dai guimon, the earth deamon; despite his large side, he can move through the ground as easily as a fish in water. His special attack: san Andres slam.
" Once again, the very earth trembles in welcome as its master returned!" he roared in a deep demonic voice.
" Well brother. I hope your travel was well?" asked tso lanmon.
" It feels good to have true earth beneath my feet again." he answered, stomping the ground.
" Say brother, why not show these fools your powers?" suggested tchangzumon, pointing to the group of heroes.
" A good idea. I need to stretch out my powers a bit." He raised his arms in the air as to much of their surprise, they began to bulge out.
" I have a terrible feeling this is gonna hurt." Davis spoke.
SAN ANDRES SLAM
With a grunt, he slammed his arms into the ground, producing a massive shock wave, kicking up dust and dirt. The destined and digimon screamed since it was moving too fast for any of them to avoid. The ground gave way and sunk into the earth and when it was over, only the deamons were still standing.
" You could've given me some warning you know!" complained the warlord as he coughed out the dirt. He surveyed the scene and smiled evilly at the sight; everyone was out cold and cover in dirt, the digimon knocked in their in training forms and daike was now back to two boys as before.
" What a perfect opportunity! My enemies, unconscious and helpless! Now I can exact me reve-ACHKKKK!" he choked, due to shendumon using his collar.
" As I told you before, no revenge until all of us are free!"
" As least you forget, we have one more sibling to find!" said xiao fangmon.
" But we have to kill them or they will just get in the way!"
" NO! They will die, that you can be sure of, but I will not do it with out my sister by my side! Got it?"
" Got it." he squeaked out when he let go of him.
" You all got lucky but next time, you all die!" he threatened, rubbing his neck as they all began to leave. Little did they know that pikkan somehow remained awake and was attempting to get up but was too weak.
" Damn."
" Ok buumon, remember what I said?" said X. he, pikkan, Henry, takato and rika were all in shinjuku. They were near a park where someone buumon wanted to see for a long time was playing with her digimon.
" Ok. Buu remember."
" Good. Now go." Buumon took a deep breath and walked over to the sand box.
" See Lopmon? This is where princess pretty pants will live and rule all the underwear people."
" But Susie, terriermon can't fit in that little sand castle."
" This is just a model. When Henry and terriermon come back, we can make the real one."
" Buu like castle." Susie and Lopmon looked up to see the large pink digimon standing before them and, with no fear in them, they smiled.
" You want to play?"
" Buu like that?"
" What's your name?"
" me buumon but buu call buu buu."
" Buu. That's nice." Said Lopmon as they began to play in the sand and talked.
" Are you sure this is right? I mean, he is a destroyer." Pondered Henry.
" True, he is buumon but not the buumon of legend. You see, buumon was created as weapon and treated as such. He always did as he was told. Until he met Susie and Lopmon. They treated him as a friend and turned him away from his path until he got super angry. When that happened he split into two: the fat good buumon and the thin evil buumon. The two battle and the evil one defeated the good one and absorbed him, turning into an even more powerful digimon." Explained pikkan.
" Ok that I understand but how is he still alive? I thought max's bomb thing killed him." Asked rika.
" That's the thing. Max's life bomb was made of the combined good energy of all things in the digi-verse. Such a force can destroy only evil. When the evil buumon was destroy, the good buumon was still inside of him."
" I get it! And since the life bomb can only destroy evil..." started Henry.
" The good one survived." Finished takato.
" Correct. We found him after the restoration, near death but alive. We fed him, healed him and let him live on central planet. So I decided to send him your way and give you a hand. I promised him he could see Susie and Lopmon again."
" Ok that all well and good but what now? There is one more portal out there and last time I checked renamon is in no condition to fight any time soon." Said rika as they began to walk away.
" That's with all the digimon. What do we do when they find the next portal?"
" Simple. We find it first and defend it. Because if they free that last one, we are doomed; use and the entire digi-verse!"
NEXT TIME: the final portal is found, on the digidestined home world. They know where it, the deamon's know where it is and now it's goes to who ever can get to it first? Plus the return of another old friend.
THE DOCTOR IS IN.
MA: damn this one was late. Sorry folks. Been busy. Max: enough of this. I got the camera. Tai: and the girls are out of the house. P: and those two nimrods are playing FF X-2 so we got time. MA: All right! Ok star. Let's get it on! SF: ok. Will it be fun? MA: yep. (Whispers) for us. BW: say pikkan, where's raven? P: two words. Catfight. (Jeri and raven crash through the wall and are rolling around on the ground.) Jeri: you bitch! Stay away from my man! R: let him decide it, slut! Takato: man, I didn't think she had it in her. P: you see why I like her. Max: ok let's get to the train. Robin: what about me?!?! (Robin is tied up and chained.) MA: sorry but you stopped us before but not now. (Throws robin in the closet.) Star: will robin be ok? Takuya: sure baby. Now come on. Let's rock.
MA'S CORNER
MA: ok here is I and my characters answer any and all questions. Ok the first question goes to takato from infernoX. He asks will guilkatomon make an appearance. Takato: well I've been training to do that again but every time I try it, I risk Guilmon's data so I don't think he will make a cameo. MA: ok, our next set of questions come from ssj4takeru's OC coral. First she asks max if he would like to fight burizlar or omega X? Max: from what I read, burizlar might give me a challenge if I was sick and had only the use of my tongue. LOL! As for omega X? I would love to go one on one with him! MA: coral now asks keke what she thought of matt and Mimi having a son? Keke: I wouldn't mind having a little brother like Dimitri. He sounds cool and super, like me. MA: coral asks me if I would put him in my d3 series. Maybe but I don't have anything permeate so anything is possible. And lastly, she wants to know if she could come up and visit us. Sure! We'd love to have you coral and coming soon is the second annual ma's Christmas party. Last year's was wild but this year's will better. Everyone is invited so R.S.V.P. authors.
LATER FICCERS!