Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, however, I do own the movie tickets when I
go to watch the movies. :P
Legolas: Welcome to the next guide!
Anime_rulez: Thanks for all of your reviews. I will try my best not to make the elves sound so horrible, but for the humor, there may be slight weirdness. I'm very sorry.
Legolas: Look what you have done!
Anime_rulez: Sorry, don't shoot me. ^_____^;; Anyway, I've edited the first chapter. Inform me if there are any more mistakes. Also, I can't seem to be able to bold the headings, can anyone tell me how to?
Lesson 2: Your attitude
You all know that we elves are pretty much on the good side of things. Well, we can be nasty if we want to, but normally we tend to show our more calm and graceful side, however, how can you attain it?
Firstly, I wish to warn you, if you want to be an elf, do not harbour any evil thoughts every day of your life. You may find yourself changing in an orc very soon before you can even say 'Legolas'.
Now, let's get down to your attitude. Basically, if you are the one people always say 'kind', 'helpful' and 'never seen a better person in my life' in your face all the time, you can really skip this chapter. However, if you are just acting them out, then it's all the more you should continue.
Right, this lesson will focus on different problems. If you or someone: has a lack of self-confidence in any aspect, e.g., height, harbour evil thoughts, is lazy especially in keeping your looks. Don't worry yet, scroll down.
1) A lack of self-confidence. This is pretty much your perspective, no one can ever help you. However, you can try doing something about it. For example, if your height has been a topic of laughter, tell them in their face that they can never achieve the shortness that you have and that they have to put down their heads to talk to you, which doesn't look nice at all compared to the way you are looking up and proud.
2) Harbour evil thoughts. This is hard, but if you are interested in reading this section, you do have a chance of recovery. Try strapping yourself or anyone to a chair and play Barney shows over and over again, especially the ending song "I love you, you love me, we are happy family," (Oh, the horror!) This should work, unless they are at such a high level of evilness that they are immune to this kind of stuff.
3) Laziness. Gosh, you must be one of Aragorn's relations (sorry, Aragorn fans. :P). For haven's sake, please do something. Your hard earned looks are not easy to get. One way to solve this is to transfer your bedroom to a mirror room, such that every time you wake up, you have to look at yourself, this may frighten you to work harder.
If whatever I've listed does not work, see a psychiatrist. If it still does not work, either A) give this up, or B) get a wizard to change you into an elf, however, this has minimal chance of succeeding for they are extremely busy, and such small trivial matters only sets them to turning you into something 'unusual'.
Legolas: I'm sorry if I can't add even more problems into the guide. If you seek help, press the review button and tell me, I'll try to help.
Anime_rulez: I love you, you love meeeeeee
Legolas: I caught her trying to kill my pet cockroach, so, it's Barney for her! ^______^
REVIEW PLEASE!
Legolas: Welcome to the next guide!
Anime_rulez: Thanks for all of your reviews. I will try my best not to make the elves sound so horrible, but for the humor, there may be slight weirdness. I'm very sorry.
Legolas: Look what you have done!
Anime_rulez: Sorry, don't shoot me. ^_____^;; Anyway, I've edited the first chapter. Inform me if there are any more mistakes. Also, I can't seem to be able to bold the headings, can anyone tell me how to?
Lesson 2: Your attitude
You all know that we elves are pretty much on the good side of things. Well, we can be nasty if we want to, but normally we tend to show our more calm and graceful side, however, how can you attain it?
Firstly, I wish to warn you, if you want to be an elf, do not harbour any evil thoughts every day of your life. You may find yourself changing in an orc very soon before you can even say 'Legolas'.
Now, let's get down to your attitude. Basically, if you are the one people always say 'kind', 'helpful' and 'never seen a better person in my life' in your face all the time, you can really skip this chapter. However, if you are just acting them out, then it's all the more you should continue.
Right, this lesson will focus on different problems. If you or someone: has a lack of self-confidence in any aspect, e.g., height, harbour evil thoughts, is lazy especially in keeping your looks. Don't worry yet, scroll down.
1) A lack of self-confidence. This is pretty much your perspective, no one can ever help you. However, you can try doing something about it. For example, if your height has been a topic of laughter, tell them in their face that they can never achieve the shortness that you have and that they have to put down their heads to talk to you, which doesn't look nice at all compared to the way you are looking up and proud.
2) Harbour evil thoughts. This is hard, but if you are interested in reading this section, you do have a chance of recovery. Try strapping yourself or anyone to a chair and play Barney shows over and over again, especially the ending song "I love you, you love me, we are happy family," (Oh, the horror!) This should work, unless they are at such a high level of evilness that they are immune to this kind of stuff.
3) Laziness. Gosh, you must be one of Aragorn's relations (sorry, Aragorn fans. :P). For haven's sake, please do something. Your hard earned looks are not easy to get. One way to solve this is to transfer your bedroom to a mirror room, such that every time you wake up, you have to look at yourself, this may frighten you to work harder.
If whatever I've listed does not work, see a psychiatrist. If it still does not work, either A) give this up, or B) get a wizard to change you into an elf, however, this has minimal chance of succeeding for they are extremely busy, and such small trivial matters only sets them to turning you into something 'unusual'.
Legolas: I'm sorry if I can't add even more problems into the guide. If you seek help, press the review button and tell me, I'll try to help.
Anime_rulez: I love you, you love meeeeeee
Legolas: I caught her trying to kill my pet cockroach, so, it's Barney for her! ^______^
REVIEW PLEASE!