Disclaimer: It will be fat hope to wish that I own LOTR. Do you think I may
get the chance if I get fatter? :P
Anime_rulez: I'm back! Miss me??
Legolas: You are a disgrace for not keeping to your updating schedule.
Anime_rulez: I can't help it. School has returned.
Legolas: Whatever.hey, did I look great fighting that Oliphaunt??
Anime_rulez: Very cool. Just stop harping on it already.
Legolas: Spoilsport.
Finally! Another chapter updated. Sorry for the wait. School has reopened again and I doubt I may not be able to update very frequently. Forgive me please. *ducks the incoming bombs, missiles and other items hurled* Anyway, this chapter is not really finished. If you have any other ideas to add, put it in your review and I will add them. I've watched the ROTK. It was fantastic! I was kind of sad it ended. Go LOTR!
Lesson 4: Your skills
Many of you have wondered, "Hey, now that I've got the looks and behavior, what about those awesome elf moves?" Don't be impatient, below are some lists of skills you can pick up.
Level of difficulty: Low-* Medium-** Hard-*** Extremely hard-**** Danger! -*****
Bow and arrow-***
Pretty much a must for any elf. Start with darts first. Remember the picture in lesson 3? That's a good thing to start on. Spend at least half the day aiming and shooting at that right place. Widen the gap between the picture and you. Don't worry that you can't aim correctly even if you are 10cm away from the picture, it just means that you are not gifted. If you can even shoot 3 meters away, time to get to the real stuff.
Get your REAL bow and arrow. I don't know how you are going to do that but if you are from Mirkwood, you can ask from me. ^_^ Having gotten your equipment, start your shooting on the picture (just make sure that you stick the picture onto a tree or something. I got caught once from using my father's cupboard for practice, guess what happened. OUCH!). Repeat the game on moving objects and finally, on real life orcs or goblins.
Use of knives-***
Firstly, I must warn you to have a pair of protective gloves with you. I wouldn't want any complains about having nine fingers or no hands from my readers. Better still, protect yourself from head to toe and practice in an isolated place. Believe me, you wouldn't want to suddenly find lots of dead bodies around you before you even try the basics. Learn juggling. It would make this skill a whole lot easier to learn.
There are two moves you may practice with your knife.
1) The cowboy stunt.
It is the twisting of your knife from the front to kill any enemies at the back.
2) The shooting stunt. Literally throwing the knife to hit your target.
Use of swords-***
Since we make them (the finest), we use them. However, they are normally used in short ranged battles. But this doesn't mean that you don't practice them often. Anime_rulez: School has returned and I am not happy. Who is anyway?
Legolas: Not everybody is as lazy as you.
Anime_rulez: Look who's talking about laziness. You made me type all..*gets muffled*
Legolas: Ahem..review please. ^___________^;;;
Anime_rulez: I'm back! Miss me??
Legolas: You are a disgrace for not keeping to your updating schedule.
Anime_rulez: I can't help it. School has returned.
Legolas: Whatever.hey, did I look great fighting that Oliphaunt??
Anime_rulez: Very cool. Just stop harping on it already.
Legolas: Spoilsport.
Finally! Another chapter updated. Sorry for the wait. School has reopened again and I doubt I may not be able to update very frequently. Forgive me please. *ducks the incoming bombs, missiles and other items hurled* Anyway, this chapter is not really finished. If you have any other ideas to add, put it in your review and I will add them. I've watched the ROTK. It was fantastic! I was kind of sad it ended. Go LOTR!
Lesson 4: Your skills
Many of you have wondered, "Hey, now that I've got the looks and behavior, what about those awesome elf moves?" Don't be impatient, below are some lists of skills you can pick up.
Level of difficulty: Low-* Medium-** Hard-*** Extremely hard-**** Danger! -*****
Bow and arrow-***
Pretty much a must for any elf. Start with darts first. Remember the picture in lesson 3? That's a good thing to start on. Spend at least half the day aiming and shooting at that right place. Widen the gap between the picture and you. Don't worry that you can't aim correctly even if you are 10cm away from the picture, it just means that you are not gifted. If you can even shoot 3 meters away, time to get to the real stuff.
Get your REAL bow and arrow. I don't know how you are going to do that but if you are from Mirkwood, you can ask from me. ^_^ Having gotten your equipment, start your shooting on the picture (just make sure that you stick the picture onto a tree or something. I got caught once from using my father's cupboard for practice, guess what happened. OUCH!). Repeat the game on moving objects and finally, on real life orcs or goblins.
Use of knives-***
Firstly, I must warn you to have a pair of protective gloves with you. I wouldn't want any complains about having nine fingers or no hands from my readers. Better still, protect yourself from head to toe and practice in an isolated place. Believe me, you wouldn't want to suddenly find lots of dead bodies around you before you even try the basics. Learn juggling. It would make this skill a whole lot easier to learn.
There are two moves you may practice with your knife.
1) The cowboy stunt.
It is the twisting of your knife from the front to kill any enemies at the back.
2) The shooting stunt. Literally throwing the knife to hit your target.
Use of swords-***
Since we make them (the finest), we use them. However, they are normally used in short ranged battles. But this doesn't mean that you don't practice them often. Anime_rulez: School has returned and I am not happy. Who is anyway?
Legolas: Not everybody is as lazy as you.
Anime_rulez: Look who's talking about laziness. You made me type all..*gets muffled*
Legolas: Ahem..review please. ^___________^;;;
