Guilty Gear Specials
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I do not own the Guilty Gear series, nor do I own the Simpsons, or their Halloween episodes.
I waive the right for you to sue me.
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(Here's episode four: Johnny is wandering around the Mayship, when all of a sudden, he hears May's voice talking to someone else)
May (from afar): Oh! I remember you! You're Dizzy's friend?
Dizzy: Yes.
Bridget: Nice to meet you! Well, on friendly terms anyways!
(Johnny hears this)
Johnny: OH NO! NOT HIM AGAIN! I GOTTA HIDE!
(Johnny starts running very far, which unfortunately, catches the eyes of the other three, as he ducks into his room)
Johnny (shocked): Okay… GET OUT OF MY ROOM, TESTAMENT!
Testament (on Johnny's bed, with a broken leg): What!? So now this is rejection I'm feeling!? If I didn't know any better, you said that I could stay in your room until I could start walking again!
Johnny: Yes, I did say that. Well then, (hears footsteps) GOTTA GO!! (bashes the door down, and starts to run)
May: Johnny! WAIT!! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?
(Dizzy and May lift up the door)
Bridget (sort of crushed): Maybe he doesn't like me…
(Johnny keeps running and turns a corner into what seems like a dead end)
Johnny: Odd… I don't remember this being part of the ship. (feels his hands around) Maybe there is a secret pass—(feels his hand going through the wall; pulls it out quick) What the? (puts his hand in once more) Odd… Do I take my chances in what might be--
May: JOHNNY!!
Johnny: SOLD! (jumps into the wall)
Dizzy: Where did he go?
Bridget: This is a dead end!
Testament (using his scythe as a crutch): He couldn't have gone far!
(Meanwhile, Johnny is running into what seems like blackness, until he crosses a boundary line that turns his whole DNA and body into 3D graphics, like in those choppy Street Fighter EX games; Johnny is now amazed at the 3D electronic world around himself; let's say that whenever Johnny is in this world, his name will be in [], and the others will be capable of hearing his voice like in that Simpsons episode)
[Johnny] (to himself): Holy advances of mankind. All that is created by the one man who controls the whole cosmos and the whatnot.
Testament: Where could he have gone?
[Johnny]: HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS!!! (gong sound) OW! OH GREAT! NOW I CAN'T GET OUT! I'M TRAPPED!!
Dizzy (confused): Johnny? Where are you?
[Johnny]: Well, um, this Johnny reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally doesn't know where he is. You know that dead end that doesn't seem right in the ship?
May: Yep.
Bridget: Yep.
Dizzy: Yep.
Testament: Yep.
Testament's bird, Hitomi: *squawk*
[Johnny]: Well, there's a strange break in the space-time continuum around there.
Axl: Hey guys! What's happening?
May: How the!? (angry) HOW DID YOU GET ABOARD!?
[Johnny]: Axl? AXL, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP ME!
Axl (spooked): Where di-did that voice come from? Johnny's a spirit!!!
Testament: No, Johnny's lost in another dimension.
(In the virtual dimension)
Axl: You mean, like he disappeared in, you know, egotistical air? (starts laughing his annoying laugh)
[Johnny] (starts walking around): Hey! Shut up! (looks at something) Oh, so that's what the chemical formula for benzene looks like.
Bridget: I guess you could say that!
[Johnny]: You're on my list, transvestite boy!
Testament (to Bridget): I don't believe we've been properly introduced. My name is Testament. I am Dizzy's guardian.
[Johnny]: HEY! Are you guys just going on and engaging tea conversations, or are you guys helping me?
Axl: What do you need, Johnny?
[Johnny]: Well, this strange dimension I'm in… do you remember that 200-year old movie Tron?
Axl: Yeah, I remember! I watched that three times in my old time!
[Johnny]: Well, that's basically what I'm in. So how about thinking of a way of getting this Johnny out? (looks at a digital pool of water that has fish in it) Oh yes. If I can get out of here, we'll have some fish! (fish move away) Damn…
Testament: Johnny, if you can hear me, I will send Hitomi to scout out your location! Go! (Testament's crow enters the dimension) She will locate Johnny, and bring him back.
[Johnny]: What was that about a 'Hitomi'? Oh, and that's the formula for the sine of a critical angle… (sees a crow coming right at him) AAH!! DEMON! (unsheathes his katana) MIST FINER!!
(all you could hear from the real world was a bird's interrupted squawk before dying out in blood and cutting sounds; everyone else is appalled)
Testament (holding back rage): Johnny… what happened to Hitomi?
[Johnny]: Oh! That was Hitomi!? Um, well… I wonder what she'll taste like?
Testament (now murderous rage): I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! (opens a portal) NIGHTMARE CIRCULAR!! (the uncanny blast enters the dimension; nothing happens)
[Johnny] (laughing): You suck! That blast didn't even enter the dimension!
Testament (saddened): Don't talk to me.
[Johnny] (looking at a sign post): Geez, this place looks expensive. I feel like I'm wasting money just standing here… well, better make the best of this. (does nothing for a few seconds, then starts picking at his ear with his pinky finger and starts singing to himself) Sing a song of sixpence, a pocketful of rye; four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie; (stops singing) That's actually quite disgusting. (hears the air getting parted as a yo-yo hits him in the back of the head) OW! What the? That's it! Now I am really going to kill you when I get back, yo-yo boy!
Bridget: Look Johnny, you're not being rational here! Just grab onto the yo-yo, and I'll retrieve you back through the dimension!
Axl: It's a good deal, Johnny.
Venom (out of nowhere): That is true. And now if you excuse me, I'll go away. (leaves)
[Johnny]: Damn you, British people! Alright! (grabs the yo-yo) Got it.
(Nothing happens)
[Johnny] (getting impatient): This Johnny is getting impatient… PULL, YOU BASTARD!!
Bridget: Come on! (keeps pulling on the yo-yo string) Nothing's happening.
Dizzy: You sure?
May: You wussy!!
(Everyone grabs onto Bridget's arm, and give one mighty tug; you can practically hear Johnny scream as he is being hurtled towards his possible freedom)
[Johnny]: SWEET GOD!! I'M COMING BAC—(gong sound) OW! What the!?
(everyone on the other side falls down since the weight [Johnny] has been lost and they are flung back a bit; the yo-yo hits Testament's face)
Testament: OW! (holding forehead) Why today, of all days!?
[Johnny]: Why aren't I out!? (grabs some random sharp object) I HATE THIS STUPID PLACE!! (throws the object to the center of the dimension; gets sucked in) Oops…
May: What do you mean, 'Oops'!? Johnny, what's happening?
[Johnny]: Hold on. Just a second. (stares at the hole he made) Hm… I really wish I had continued school… That way, I could understand this form of astro physics…
(his face almost gets sucked into the black hole, and now he starts to run for his god-fearing life as the black hole starts to increase in intensity and size, as he is cursing up a storm)
May: JOHNNY!!
Testament: It seems that destiny wants him to die. (jackass) Good, that's what he gets for killing Hitomi!
Axl: Kind of mean, Testy.
(May, Bridget and Dizzy are sort of giggling about the funny name)
Testament (stares at Axl blankly): What… did you just call me?
[Johnny]: HELP ME! I'm going to die, and you guys are just calling Testament pointless names! Actually, Testy is kind of funny.
Testament: No it isn't!!
May (tying a rope around her body): Well screw you guys! I'm actually going to give a damn about this, and save Johnny! (runs into the portal)
Dizzy: MAY, DON'T!
(May passes the boundary line, and becomes 3D)
[May] (admiring herself): Hey… I don't look too bad…
(She then sees that the only remnants of the dimension is outer edges, and Johnny on the opposite end)
[Johnny] (panicky; speaking fast): OhmygodI'mgonnagetsuckedintoablackhole, I'mgonnagetsuckedintoablackhole, andwhereI'llendupontheotherside, thisJohnnyDOESN'TKNOW!!
[May]: JOHNNY! (believing in Johnny) You're going to have to jump!
[Johnny]: YOU'RE ****ING KIDDING, RIGHT!? I can walk around!
(Johnny starts to carefully walk on the edges of the black hole, until he trips, and slips into the black hole itself… Poor Johnny…)
[Johnny]: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!! (as he says this, his body is now divided into small segments, and disintegrates)
(The dimension now collapses on itself, leaving May to fall to her untimely demise… wait… wait for it… yep, untimely demise… no wait… Everyone else on the other side pulls their hardest to bring May back; but if Johnny couldn't get back the same way he got in, then so can't May)
[May] (rope snaps off): NOOOOOOOOO! (disintegrates)
Dizzy: MAY! JOHNNY!
Axl: Poor Johnny…
Testament (thinking on the bright side): Maybe he'll do just fine…
(At that point, Johnny's loud "Crap" screams echoes all over the ship, as soon following May's scream)
Testament: They've probably gone to a better place…
Bridget: Hated to see them go.
Axl: But sadness aside, who gets the ship? (Nothing happens for a few seconds; Axl runs off) MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!
Bridget and Dizzy: HEY! (chasing after Axl) COME BACK HERE!!
Testament: THAT SHIP SHOULD BE MINE! (starts hovering after the others)
(Meanwhile; in another city, in another universe, we see a strange figure falling from the sky towards an empty alleyway, landing straight on its face)
Figure (voice sounding like a pair of familiar male and female voices joined together): Ow… my head… I'm glad we're out of that dimension… (realizes) Wait a second… we're!? OH NO! OUR BODIES MERGED TOGETHER!!!
(Suddenly!)
Person: Oh no! The city's under attack!
Figure: Oh well, might as well make the best of our situation!
(And the merged Johnny/May figure runs off to save the day! Let's hope that a cheesy cartoon doesn't get created from this, because if brought to America, they will ruin it!)
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