Arcade's First Mission

"Are you sure this was a good idea?" Low Light asked as they looked at the Cobra outpost from the perimeter. "I mean Arcade hasn't exactly been training that long with us."

"He has the necessary computer expertise needed to get the files and find out what's going on there," Roadblock told him. "And all our other computer experts are on other missions. He'll be fine with the kids watching his back."

An explosion rocked the building. "You were saying?" Low Light told him.

"Let's move out!" Roadblock ordered. They advanced with a small squad of Greenshirts (Troops assigned to GI Joe). They saw a huge squadron of Cobra soldiers charging towards them. "Here we go! Yo Joe!"

"DON'T SHOOT!" One Cobra screamed.

"WE SURRENDER! WE SURRENDER!" Another yelled.

"SOMEBODY HELP ME!" Another trooper's behind was on fire.

"What the…?" Low Light blinked. They went inside and saw the insanity. All the machines in the place had turned on the Cobras. Lasers were firing out of vehicles moving by themselves. Robots were chasing Cobras.

"WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS TO CONNECT THE FREAKING OFFICE EQUIPMENT TO THE MAIN COMPUTER?" One scientist screamed as a few copier machines were chasing him, shooting out paper.

"So who's watching whose back?" Low Light asked as they made their way to the control room. They saw Arcade having a ball at the controls while the rest of the Misfits were relaxing. "I take it you guys have this under control?"

"It was easy," Lance yawned. "Once Arcade tapped into their computer he was able to use their own weapons and machines against them."

"NO! NOT THE ELECTRIC STAPLERS! ANYTING BUT THAT!" A Cobra screamed.

"It's good to see Arcade's getting rid of some of his frustration," Fred nodded. "It's so unhealthy for him to keep those feelings bottled up."

"BURN! BURN! BURN!" Arcade laughed as he punched in the codes, setting off several flame-throwers. "YES BURN MY PRETTIES! BURN! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"And it's especially unhealthy for all those Cobras down there that he is expressing his emotions so freely," Lance remarked. "You know, something tells me he and Pyro would get along pretty well."

"BURN! DESTROY! WRECK STUFF!" Arcade squealed with delight. Then he stopped. He looked at the others. "Uh…Did you guys want to blow stuff up too?"

"Nah you can take it all this mission," Todd waved. "We'll share next time."

"Okay," Arcade nodded. Then he went back to work. "BURN! BURN! KA-BOOOOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Oh man this kid does fit in here!" Roadblock groaned.