The Sakura petals floated to the ground like small pink feathers before them. Tsuzuki gave a look as if in awe of the site, but really it was just confusion and disgust.

"You live in a god damn tree house?"

"Yeah…so…"

"That has to be the biggest cherry blossom tree I have ever seen."

"Oh shut up its Sakura not cherry blossom you stupid hick!"

"Whatever…Damn that's a big tree…didn't think they grew that big…"

"Yeah yeah…let's go open my cat food."

The two began to climb up the tree about 5 minutes later…

"Damn it Hisoka that's the 5th time one of those fuck'n petals fell in my eye! Move faster before I get permanent retina damage or something!" Tsuzuki then broke off a branch and poked Hisoka's ass with it. Hisoka gave an orgasmic scream.

"OH GOD MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!" The boy yelled. Tsuzuki just made a face and threw the stick to the side.

"I'm not gonna' do that again..." He said to himself.

"But I will!" A perky voice said.

"Watari?" Tsuzuki said in shock to the flying scientist. Watari had the stick in his hand and jabbed it up Hisoka's bum and chuckled while Hisoka moaned and squealed his way up the tree.

"OH. YES. YES. DAMN. MY. JEANS. ARE. CHAFING!" At the word "chafing" they all made it to the top and Watari just danced around singing.

"Watari…what the hell are you doing here?" Tsuzuki asked

"Um…I'm not sure…" Watari scrunched his face up with his eyes crossed and looked confused and disgruntled….

"Damn…I kinda' need to change my pants…" Hisoka said

"What? How come?"

Hisoka just blushed and looked down "It's none of your business…" Hisoka opened the door to his house however it couldn't be entered. The door was filled with gray fur.

"What the hell is that?!"

"It's Mr. Kitty…" Hisoka said while petting the fur. The fur began to move and wave and suddenly a head popped through and was staring at the three from the center of the doorway.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" Tsuzuki said.

"Cant you tell?"

"IT'S FUCKING HUGE! JESUS H. CHRIST!"

"Oh, Mr. Kitty can't help it…he's a problem eater…plus its hot out so he's a bit bloated. He'll go down at around five or so…"

"But how are we going to get in?

"Duh isn't it obvious? We push through." Hisoka said as he disappeared into the fat.

"Oh god…"

"Hey Tsuzuki! Did you know I can stick my tongue out and touch my nose?" Watari asked as he began to poke his nose and stick his tongue out. Tsuzuki just sighed and rolled his eyes and entered the fat.

"Hehehe….I'm so CRAZY…" Watari said as he followed into the fat.

It was quiet in the fat and Tsuzuki found it a bit creepy seeing as he was traveling through this dark endless world of fat.

"I can't hear or see anything…God this is scary…" Tsuzuki said to himself.

"Hey Tsuzuki! I pooped my pants!" Watari screamed from behind him.

"Oh…I guess I can hear. Damn it…"

"Tsuzuki…." A voice bellowed from the darkness.

"Shut the fuck up Watari I don't care that you took a dump now-"

"Tsuzuki…." The voice said again. This time Tsuzuki wasn't sure if it was Watari or not, since the scientist would have found a way to launch his fecal matter at him instead of continuing talking.

"Wa-tari?..." Tsuzuki called; a little less sure of himself this time.

"Tsuzuki…this is God speaking…"

"What? Why? This isn't a very good place to talk right now."

"No, its perfect, the fat channels my voice to the world. This is the closest anyone can get to me."

"Oh…imagine that…"

"So what's up?"

"I have a mission for you, my son."

"What? You do? What is it?"

Suddenly a splat and a giggle came from the dark. Followed by God screaming, "Damn it! Watari! That's just disgusting! How am I gonna get this stain out..."

"He he he! I flung my poo!" Watari said as he danced about and sang.

"Watari," Tsuzuki scolded "Tell God you're sorry."

"NO!" Watari screamed in protest.

"WATARI!" Tsuzuki said more stern now.

"NO NO NO NO NO!"

"Fine then!" God screamed in rage, "I'm causing Armageddon and theirs not a damn thing you two can do about it!" And with that a lighting bolt struck and the fat was gone; the entirety of Hisoka's house could now be seen. Tsuzuki ran to Hisoka's room and burst the door open to reveal Hisoka wearing nothing but a leather corset and some satin crotch-less panties.

"HISOKA WATARI CAUSED ARMAGEDON-HOLY JESUS WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!?"

"Uh…I'm waiting for my clothes to get washed…"

"And that's all you have?"

"Yeah…"

"But why…?The panties…?D-Don't you have different underwear?"

"Uh…not really… I only prefer crotch-less…"

"But what's the point?! Why wear underwear if it doesn't support your…junk" Tsuzuki said while blushing and looking down at the panties…

"I dunno…It makes me feel pretty?" Hisoka had no clue as to why he was wearing the undergarment. Watari then entered the room screaming, "YAY I CAN SEE HISOKA'S THINGY!" He then leaped on the boy and started to grope him, "OH AND THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!"

"Oh yeah about that." Tsuzuki said, "What are we going to do about it?"

T.B.C…

I never re-read this so it probably doesn't make any sense! SO YAY I SUCK!