How did it come to this?
Author: Pseudo-lux-serpens
A/N I'm so happy! I got a review! As you can probably tell I don't get many reviews but I got one! And I'm very happy so I'm updating for them. even if it is only one person. So far! For all I know I might get a whole horde of reviews. by the way laur laur sux my butt. she gets too many reviews for her own good! Anyway on with the next chapter.
Sorath: oh, you're gonna die!
At this point Touya breaks his way out of the ice dome that was intended to hold Sorath.
Jin: git me out a 'ere before she kills me!
Kuwabara: how'd she get out?!
Sorath is walking towards Jin at a steady pace with scissors held high in hand while everyone else is just too scared to stop her.
Jin: isn't anyone going to help me?!
Rinku: we're too scared to stop her. You're on your own, you got yourself into this.
Jin: are ya' kiddin' me?! If you' da helped me in the first place this never would have happened
Sorath: If you had let me cut your hair this never would have happened, but know you just had to believe that it hurts to cut one's hair!
Jin: take it easy there. . .
Sorath crouches down next to Jin as all the rest of them stare in hopes that she won't hurt them for anything. Jin looks to Sorath scared as anythin'. . . ahem! Anything thank you very much.
Sorath: Jin.
Jin: yeah.
Sorath: I will give you a choice, but no matter what I will cut your hair at some point or another. I WILL I TELL YOU! AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME! MUAHAHAHHAHA!!! Now onto the decision; A) you can let me beat on you to my hearts content for the unspeakable thing that you did or B) you can let me cut your hair now and get it over with.
Jin: what if I don't want either of those?
Sorath: then I will pick A.
Jin: can't ya just let me go and uh. beat on me later?
Sorath: OKAY. I PICK A.
Jin: wait no?!
The others jump at a small chance to help Jin but were all too late. Sorath had already stood up and kicked Jin. . . where it hurtz, not just hurts, but hurtz. Sorath picked up her giant scissors and they automatically shrink down to normal size. She then uses her foot to push Jin over onto his side while he's curling up. (he he he, I've always wanted to do that to a guy *myself being a girl* but I never have.) Yuseke, Kuwabara, Rinku, and Chuu all cringe. Sorath claps her hands together and smiles maniacally.
Sorath: I feel better, but I'm sure that he doesn't. he he he. Oh wait, I forgot that all of you guys were, well. . . guys?
Yuseke: when do you ever do that to a guy?!
Sorath: whenever the hell I feel like it! You know, I'm a girl. I have boobs and no little lump in my pants. Unless you didn't recognize one.
Kuwabara: we recognized you a girl but still! Not like you know what it feels like!
Sorath: and I thank all the gods for that! I don't know how you do it? I mean it seems like you people have to think really hard to be a guy, but I've found out that you don't. It just seems to come really naturally to you.
Jin at this point looks like he's feeling a little better. He kind of staggers up but still seems to be hurtin'. . . AAARRRGGG! Hurting thank you very much.
Jin: as soon as I git my hands on you!
Sorath: *touched* oh, Jin! *Badly acting* I didn't know that you felt that way about me?! But then again you already did get your hands on me!
Jin: not like that!
Sorath: *also badly acting* don't toy with my feelings! *Fake sob*
Jin: just shut up!
Sorath: you set me off, after all you should have thought more about what you were going to say.
Kurama: well, I think all of you are getting along fine now.
Rinku: for now.
Hiei: can we just get going?
Sorath: I still don't know you people.
Yuseke: maybe some other time we can get better introduced.
Sorath: to tell the truth I get enough guys in my life, so you don't have to think about it that much. I won't be offended if you don't care, because I really don't care. But I want his name! *Points to Hiei*
Kuwabara: why do you need to know his name and none of ours?
Sorath: so that I can say he sucks.
Yuseke: why?
Sorath: BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HELP ME!
Kuwabara: his name is Hiei. . . the little shrimp.
Hiei shoots Kuwabara a bad stare.
Sorath: okay thank you! YOU SUCK HIEI. BURN! ARG YOU!
Everybody face fault. -_-
Sorath: aarrgg. *glare*
Kurama: okay then, lets get going.
Yuseke: yeah, we really have to go.
The Rekai Tantei run off into the forest and away from the crazed female demon. Quickly. And all scared like.
A/N: Not quite as long as the last chapter. But I do like reviews . . . *grins expectantly*. Yeah, no life but I do very much like reviews. And uh. well if you wanted to know Sorath is the kabbalistic demon of the sun. I don't have a doll yet but that's just because my computer is in the slow and painful experience of dying just to spite myself! I SHALL SMITE THE WITH THINE OWN WEAPON FOUL WENCH! That's what my computer would be saying if it could speak to me. Oh and if you have any better ideas about the rating DO NOT HESITATE TO TELL ME. But that could be asking too much. Anyway review. And I won't care if you review more that once just to tell me to update. Because I don't like to update unless someone has to tell me to.
Author: Pseudo-lux-serpens
A/N I'm so happy! I got a review! As you can probably tell I don't get many reviews but I got one! And I'm very happy so I'm updating for them. even if it is only one person. So far! For all I know I might get a whole horde of reviews. by the way laur laur sux my butt. she gets too many reviews for her own good! Anyway on with the next chapter.
Sorath: oh, you're gonna die!
At this point Touya breaks his way out of the ice dome that was intended to hold Sorath.
Jin: git me out a 'ere before she kills me!
Kuwabara: how'd she get out?!
Sorath is walking towards Jin at a steady pace with scissors held high in hand while everyone else is just too scared to stop her.
Jin: isn't anyone going to help me?!
Rinku: we're too scared to stop her. You're on your own, you got yourself into this.
Jin: are ya' kiddin' me?! If you' da helped me in the first place this never would have happened
Sorath: If you had let me cut your hair this never would have happened, but know you just had to believe that it hurts to cut one's hair!
Jin: take it easy there. . .
Sorath crouches down next to Jin as all the rest of them stare in hopes that she won't hurt them for anything. Jin looks to Sorath scared as anythin'. . . ahem! Anything thank you very much.
Sorath: Jin.
Jin: yeah.
Sorath: I will give you a choice, but no matter what I will cut your hair at some point or another. I WILL I TELL YOU! AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME! MUAHAHAHHAHA!!! Now onto the decision; A) you can let me beat on you to my hearts content for the unspeakable thing that you did or B) you can let me cut your hair now and get it over with.
Jin: what if I don't want either of those?
Sorath: then I will pick A.
Jin: can't ya just let me go and uh. beat on me later?
Sorath: OKAY. I PICK A.
Jin: wait no?!
The others jump at a small chance to help Jin but were all too late. Sorath had already stood up and kicked Jin. . . where it hurtz, not just hurts, but hurtz. Sorath picked up her giant scissors and they automatically shrink down to normal size. She then uses her foot to push Jin over onto his side while he's curling up. (he he he, I've always wanted to do that to a guy *myself being a girl* but I never have.) Yuseke, Kuwabara, Rinku, and Chuu all cringe. Sorath claps her hands together and smiles maniacally.
Sorath: I feel better, but I'm sure that he doesn't. he he he. Oh wait, I forgot that all of you guys were, well. . . guys?
Yuseke: when do you ever do that to a guy?!
Sorath: whenever the hell I feel like it! You know, I'm a girl. I have boobs and no little lump in my pants. Unless you didn't recognize one.
Kuwabara: we recognized you a girl but still! Not like you know what it feels like!
Sorath: and I thank all the gods for that! I don't know how you do it? I mean it seems like you people have to think really hard to be a guy, but I've found out that you don't. It just seems to come really naturally to you.
Jin at this point looks like he's feeling a little better. He kind of staggers up but still seems to be hurtin'. . . AAARRRGGG! Hurting thank you very much.
Jin: as soon as I git my hands on you!
Sorath: *touched* oh, Jin! *Badly acting* I didn't know that you felt that way about me?! But then again you already did get your hands on me!
Jin: not like that!
Sorath: *also badly acting* don't toy with my feelings! *Fake sob*
Jin: just shut up!
Sorath: you set me off, after all you should have thought more about what you were going to say.
Kurama: well, I think all of you are getting along fine now.
Rinku: for now.
Hiei: can we just get going?
Sorath: I still don't know you people.
Yuseke: maybe some other time we can get better introduced.
Sorath: to tell the truth I get enough guys in my life, so you don't have to think about it that much. I won't be offended if you don't care, because I really don't care. But I want his name! *Points to Hiei*
Kuwabara: why do you need to know his name and none of ours?
Sorath: so that I can say he sucks.
Yuseke: why?
Sorath: BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HELP ME!
Kuwabara: his name is Hiei. . . the little shrimp.
Hiei shoots Kuwabara a bad stare.
Sorath: okay thank you! YOU SUCK HIEI. BURN! ARG YOU!
Everybody face fault. -_-
Sorath: aarrgg. *glare*
Kurama: okay then, lets get going.
Yuseke: yeah, we really have to go.
The Rekai Tantei run off into the forest and away from the crazed female demon. Quickly. And all scared like.
A/N: Not quite as long as the last chapter. But I do like reviews . . . *grins expectantly*. Yeah, no life but I do very much like reviews. And uh. well if you wanted to know Sorath is the kabbalistic demon of the sun. I don't have a doll yet but that's just because my computer is in the slow and painful experience of dying just to spite myself! I SHALL SMITE THE WITH THINE OWN WEAPON FOUL WENCH! That's what my computer would be saying if it could speak to me. Oh and if you have any better ideas about the rating DO NOT HESITATE TO TELL ME. But that could be asking too much. Anyway review. And I won't care if you review more that once just to tell me to update. Because I don't like to update unless someone has to tell me to.