Harry Potter :: not mine.

This chapter dedicated to reviewer Craw/Brad! Yay you!

CHAPTER TWO

"Welcome back to the Weakest Mink! Let's see who the Weakest Mink was this round… Mr. Voldemort, you put…Harry Potter! Mr. Riddle, you put…Harry Potter. Cho Chang, you put Ms. Chang…Alright. Mr. Snape, you put…Cho Chang. Mr. Potter, you put…Voldemort. And Mr. Malfoy, you put…Cho Chang. Alright, Ms. Chang, you are the Weakest Mink. Goodbye."

Cho giggled and clapped, and ran off stage, very happy.

"And now we begin round two. Ready? Begin. Mr. Voldemort, please correctly spell 'calliope.'"

"Um…k-a-l-l-e-y-e-o-p-e-e."

"Incorrect. Mr. Riddle?"

"C-a-l-l-i-o-p-e."

"Correct. Mr. Snape, please correctly identify this object."

She held up a screw driver.

"A…um…muggle torture device?"

"Incorrect. Mr. Potter?"

"A screwdriver."

"Correct. Mr. Malfoy, what does one call the hangy-downy thingy in the back of one's throat?"

"…the 'hangy-downy thingy in the back of one's throat'?"

"Incorrect. Mr. Voldemort?"

"The…Mandible!"

"Incorrect. Mr. Riddle?"

"The uvula?"

"Correct. Mr. Snape, what is the Hawaiian stringed instrument related to the modern guitar?"

"…A ukulele."

"Correct! Mr. Potter! What are the other two wizarding schools in Europe?"

"Um…Beauxbatons and Durmstrang…"

"Correct!"

The game continued in such a manner for the remainder of the time.

"TIME!" the hostess called. "Alright, here are the statistics for this round: Mr. Voldemort answered 1 of 6 correctly; Mr. Riddle answered 5 of 6 correctly, Mr. Snape answered 6 out of 6 correctly, Mr. Potter answered 6 out of 6 correctly, and Mr. Malfoy answere 3 out of 6 correctly. You have $647 in the bank. Please select the Weakest Mink! We'll be back after this!"

Thanks to…

ForestGlenny :: ^_^ Well, looks like you're right! Who do you want out next?

^_^; :: LOL! Alright, I guess they can all die painful deaths…but I don't think I'll put that up here. Maybe in the sequel they'll play for their lives? Maybe?

Mamour :: LOL! In retrospect, I suppose that if she had said 42, she might have gotten them all right! I do hope you have read the Hitchhiker's Guide so that that answer makes sense. Well, either way, you were right! Yay!

Dragon's-Dreams :: LOL. Great laught!

Usually Immaculate Aristocrat :: Yay! You're right!!

David :: David, david, david. It's been a while since you've reviewed me. Don't think that just because I hate your (ex)roommates as much as you do, I'll let you off for being mean to me! ;-; you make me cry! Like you care! Hah! Oh well. We have to go see Big Fish, ok?

Fireblade K'Chona :: decent. Even better now that my roommate has been scared off.

Craw/Brad :: This chapter is yours! I dedicate it to you because I had forgotten about this story until you reviewed it! Thanks a bunch! :_) Oh, and Harry is getting all the easy ones as a bit of commentary on my part on the books. ^.^ I hope you like this chapter!

Please review! I love yall! Even you, David!