A/N: Yet another freaky chapter that has nothing to do with anything inparticular. o.0 but...uh....
Ansem: DARKNESS SHALL REIGN OVER ALLLLLLLL!!!
Kiki: ....o.0 yah...ok...I'll go with him...*drags Riku along and follows Ansem*
Disclaimer: noooo...I don't own Kingdom Hearts...
Kiki: *puts him down on the floor* GET KINGDOM HEARTS FOR ME!!!
Riku: uhh....no...?
Kiki:...darn...why can't you be like my dog??????? X.O
Riku:...you don't have a dog... o.0
Kiki: *thinks* oh yah o.o;;;
Riku: o.0;; *inches away slowly*
And so the randomishnessthingamabobberjigger continues!!!
Chapter--Somehow the whole cast, and a few extras, came to Kiki's(*cough* ME *cough cough* house o.0 and it is breakfast time...
Sora: *reading Newspaper while eating Ostrich eggs*
Riku: *eating low fat pancakes...are there such things...? o.0* mmm!!!! this is great!
Sora: YAH! I KNOW! JCPENNIES IS HAVE A SALE ON PANTIES!!!
Everyone: 0.0 *food drops off utensils like in the cartoons*
Kairi: OO! OO! I WANNA WATCH CARTOONS!!!
Kiki: no! not until you've taken your vitaball!
Kairi: aw....darnit...
Kiki: *hands her gumball vitamin thingy*
Ansem: ooo!! ooo!!! I want my vitaball!!!
Li(friend of Kiki): *suddenly rams through the wall and hits Ansem with ze proppled meese* YOU STOLE MEH LLAMAS!! NOW YOU MUST PAY!!!
Ansem: *sob* but the random echo stole my lunch money!!! ;-;
Random echo: *innocent whistle. whistle. whistle. whistle.--
Kiki: THATS ENOUGH ECHOING!!!
Random echo: echoing! echoing! echoing! *fades away again*
Kiki: o.0 *just realizes the whole KH cast and a few extras are in her kitchen* MY MOM'LL KILL ME!
Selphie: EEEE!!!! SORA! WHY DID YOU TOUCH MY LEG?!
*SLAP*
Kairi: *GASP*
*SLAP*
Tidus: *nibble nibble on cereal*
Worm: *blush* sorry, that was me...
Selphie: o.0....o...k....
Worm: WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?!
Riku: EW! I WILL NOT! THATS JUST WRONG!!!
Everyone: 0.0
Worm:...ehhhh...I was talking to Kairi...
Selphie: *sob* but you touched my leg!!!!
random echo: HE WAS LYING! I DID IT! DID IT! DID IT! DID IT! DID IT!
Lawyers: DO YOU GUYS WANNA SETTLE THIS IN COURT?!
Everyone: *silence*
Lawyers: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! We'll be leaving now...*court music starts to play*
Lawyer #1: *whispers* shhh!!! turn of the tape player!
Lawyer #2: oops! sorry! *slaps briefcase of table, opens, takes out tape player, and turns it off* *music suddenly stops playing* NOW we'll be leaving...*ahem* yah...
Lawyers: *suddenly run through the oven*
Everyone: 0.0;;
Wakka: *just notices what Sora is eating* *GASP* I'M AN OSTRICH RIGHTS ACTIVIST!!!!
Sora: ...o.0 did I mention JCpennies is having a sale on panties...? *nervous chuckle*
Wakka: *tackles Sora*
Riku: EW! YOU GUYS, IF YOUR GONNA DO THAT, TAKE IT OUTSIDE!!!
Tigger: EWWWW!!! RIKU!!!
Yuffie: *drinks from kitty bowl* Meow...?
Everyone: 0.0
Sora and Wakka: *squish worm that was unfortunatly in the way of them rolling on the ground*
Kiki: *GASP* I'M A WORM RIGHTS ACTIVIST AND I'M TOTALLY INSULTED!!!!
Everyone: 0.0
Sora and Wakka: 0.0;; *nervous laugh*
Kiki: *tackles them both*
Cloud: *comes from the endless abyss* *slaps forehead* ai ai ai...
Kiki: hey, thats my line!
Selphie: o.0...? *suddenly turns into a Paupo*
Selphie: YAY! MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!
Riku: ...you always wanted to be a paupo...?
Selphie:...well, no...I just don't have to deal with that darn weggie since I don't have to wear clothes!
Everyone: 0.0 *shudders at image of Selphie not wearing clothes*
Meh: wait a minute...how can she talk if shes a paupo...?
Sora: *shrugs*
Wakka: *shrugs*
Riku: *shrugs*
Lawyers: *shrugs* (wait...I thought they left? Kiki: *shrugs* o.0)
Football players: *comes out of the TV and shrugs*
Cheerleaders/FFX girls that supposudly ran away at Mareg baring his teeth: *steps through random closed window* *shrugs*
Tigger: *shrugs*
Kairi: *shrugs*
Tidus: *nibble nibble* SQUEEEEAAAAAAAL!!!....*twitchity twitch* *nibble nibble*
Munchkins: *evil cackle*
Squall: 0.0 how did I get here? *shrugs* *walks away*
Kiki: 0.0
Yuffie: *hiss growl* meeeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwww!!!!!!! hiss hiss!!
Ansem: *looks around at chaos* o.0;; now is the time to release my evil plan...I will soon take over the world, with my...*holds up his underwear* oh wait...that not it...*blushes and zips up his pants*...AHA! *holds up lip gloss container* muhahahahaha...*slips away into Kiki's room*
Everyone: *not notice that Ansem left cuz they don't care*
Riku: EEE!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!
Kairi: ...was it...PUDDING?!
Everyone: 0.0
Riku: noooo....something pulled my hair, and then I heard a snipping sound...
Sora: *innocent whistle* lalala..I didn't cut Riku's hair...*holds scissors behind back*
Riku: *looks in mirror that was convinietly placed beside him* EEEEEE!!!! MY HAIR! MY PERFECT LITTLE HAIR!!!!
Everyone: 0.0
Riku: DIE, BANANA SHOES!!! *tackles Sora*
Kiki: WAIT! STOP EVERYTHING!!!!!
Everyone: *freezes* *unfortunately, Yuffie was going to the bathroom in the litter box again when the Kiki yelled this*
Kiki: ...don't fight when someone has scissors in their hand!
Wakka: *sobs* too late ;-; *has scissors in his ear*
Everyone: 0.0
Kairi: ^_^;; woops, sorry, I put them there! Eheheh
Everyone: x.x;;
Kiki: o..k...anyways...you may now begin the fight...
Riku and Sora: *punch kick POW!*
Kiki: GO RIKU!!! W00T! WHOOP THAT BALLOON PANTS' *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
News reporter: *has cereal spoon up to mouth and using it like microphone* in other news, this horrible fight started this morning. Nobody knows who will win, but first, lets talk to a witness. So, what do you have to say about this, Vodka?
Everyone: 0.0
Wakka: x.x its Wakka...and...*starts to sob hysterically* I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES AND EARS!!! *points to scissors still sticking out of ears*
News reporter: 0.0 o..k...now to Theodoric Rumpelstiltskin for the weather...
Camera man: *suddenly starts to film Riku and the fight*
Riku: o.0 we're being filmed...? *stops fighting, gets up, and starts posing* For all you fan girls out there, I'm single..*wink wink*
Sora: *waves at camera* HI MOM!!!!
Sora's mom: o.0 ehhh..hunny, I'm right behind you...
Sora: *turns around* AHHHHHH!!! SOMEONE CLONED MEH MOMMY!!!!! nuuuuuuuuu!!!!! *runs*
Kiki's mom: *from up in the shower* HUNNY?! WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?!
Kiki: o.0;; uhh....*nervous look* nothing mom!!!
Random echo: nothing mom! nothing mom! nothing mom!
Meh: EEEE!!! SHES GONNA FIGURE OUT THAT THE WHOLE CAST FROM KH ARE HEEEEEEERE!!!
Yuffie: *nuzzle nuzzle against Tidus' leg and starts to purr*
Everyone: 0.0
Tidus: *twitch twitch*
Narrator: So many questions! Will Kiki's mom find out about the whole cast of KH is eating breakfast in the kitchen? Will Tidus and Yuffie become a couple? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE PUDDING KAIRI WAS TALKING ABOUT?! Tune in next time to--
Kiki: uhh...you forgot something...
Narrator: ...I did?
Kiki: yah, you forgot the one thing...
Narrator: what did I forget?
Kiki: you forgot: *suddenly has the same Narrator voice* WHAT IS THE EVIL PLAN THAT ANSEM HAS IN MIND?! ......yah....
Narrator: o..k...*pulls script out of Wakkas ear* oh...whoopsies! ^_^;; anyways, TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!!!
Wakka: ;-; ...how come everything is in my ears...?
Kiki: shutup Wakka! The chapters over!
*Curtain closes*
random voice that sounds like Kiki from behind the curtain: ..hey...when did we get a curtain...? o.0;;
Ansem: DARKNESS SHALL REIGN OVER ALLLLLLLL!!!
Kiki: ....o.0 yah...ok...I'll go with him...*drags Riku along and follows Ansem*
Disclaimer: noooo...I don't own Kingdom Hearts...
Kiki: *puts him down on the floor* GET KINGDOM HEARTS FOR ME!!!
Riku: uhh....no...?
Kiki:...darn...why can't you be like my dog??????? X.O
Riku:...you don't have a dog... o.0
Kiki: *thinks* oh yah o.o;;;
Riku: o.0;; *inches away slowly*
And so the randomishnessthingamabobberjigger continues!!!
Chapter--Somehow the whole cast, and a few extras, came to Kiki's(*cough* ME *cough cough* house o.0 and it is breakfast time...
Sora: *reading Newspaper while eating Ostrich eggs*
Riku: *eating low fat pancakes...are there such things...? o.0* mmm!!!! this is great!
Sora: YAH! I KNOW! JCPENNIES IS HAVE A SALE ON PANTIES!!!
Everyone: 0.0 *food drops off utensils like in the cartoons*
Kairi: OO! OO! I WANNA WATCH CARTOONS!!!
Kiki: no! not until you've taken your vitaball!
Kairi: aw....darnit...
Kiki: *hands her gumball vitamin thingy*
Ansem: ooo!! ooo!!! I want my vitaball!!!
Li(friend of Kiki): *suddenly rams through the wall and hits Ansem with ze proppled meese* YOU STOLE MEH LLAMAS!! NOW YOU MUST PAY!!!
Ansem: *sob* but the random echo stole my lunch money!!! ;-;
Random echo: *innocent whistle. whistle. whistle. whistle.--
Kiki: THATS ENOUGH ECHOING!!!
Random echo: echoing! echoing! echoing! *fades away again*
Kiki: o.0 *just realizes the whole KH cast and a few extras are in her kitchen* MY MOM'LL KILL ME!
Selphie: EEEE!!!! SORA! WHY DID YOU TOUCH MY LEG?!
*SLAP*
Kairi: *GASP*
*SLAP*
Tidus: *nibble nibble on cereal*
Worm: *blush* sorry, that was me...
Selphie: o.0....o...k....
Worm: WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?!
Riku: EW! I WILL NOT! THATS JUST WRONG!!!
Everyone: 0.0
Worm:...ehhhh...I was talking to Kairi...
Selphie: *sob* but you touched my leg!!!!
random echo: HE WAS LYING! I DID IT! DID IT! DID IT! DID IT! DID IT!
Lawyers: DO YOU GUYS WANNA SETTLE THIS IN COURT?!
Everyone: *silence*
Lawyers: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! We'll be leaving now...*court music starts to play*
Lawyer #1: *whispers* shhh!!! turn of the tape player!
Lawyer #2: oops! sorry! *slaps briefcase of table, opens, takes out tape player, and turns it off* *music suddenly stops playing* NOW we'll be leaving...*ahem* yah...
Lawyers: *suddenly run through the oven*
Everyone: 0.0;;
Wakka: *just notices what Sora is eating* *GASP* I'M AN OSTRICH RIGHTS ACTIVIST!!!!
Sora: ...o.0 did I mention JCpennies is having a sale on panties...? *nervous chuckle*
Wakka: *tackles Sora*
Riku: EW! YOU GUYS, IF YOUR GONNA DO THAT, TAKE IT OUTSIDE!!!
Tigger: EWWWW!!! RIKU!!!
Yuffie: *drinks from kitty bowl* Meow...?
Everyone: 0.0
Sora and Wakka: *squish worm that was unfortunatly in the way of them rolling on the ground*
Kiki: *GASP* I'M A WORM RIGHTS ACTIVIST AND I'M TOTALLY INSULTED!!!!
Everyone: 0.0
Sora and Wakka: 0.0;; *nervous laugh*
Kiki: *tackles them both*
Cloud: *comes from the endless abyss* *slaps forehead* ai ai ai...
Kiki: hey, thats my line!
Selphie: o.0...? *suddenly turns into a Paupo*
Selphie: YAY! MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!
Riku: ...you always wanted to be a paupo...?
Selphie:...well, no...I just don't have to deal with that darn weggie since I don't have to wear clothes!
Everyone: 0.0 *shudders at image of Selphie not wearing clothes*
Meh: wait a minute...how can she talk if shes a paupo...?
Sora: *shrugs*
Wakka: *shrugs*
Riku: *shrugs*
Lawyers: *shrugs* (wait...I thought they left? Kiki: *shrugs* o.0)
Football players: *comes out of the TV and shrugs*
Cheerleaders/FFX girls that supposudly ran away at Mareg baring his teeth: *steps through random closed window* *shrugs*
Tigger: *shrugs*
Kairi: *shrugs*
Tidus: *nibble nibble* SQUEEEEAAAAAAAL!!!....*twitchity twitch* *nibble nibble*
Munchkins: *evil cackle*
Squall: 0.0 how did I get here? *shrugs* *walks away*
Kiki: 0.0
Yuffie: *hiss growl* meeeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwww!!!!!!! hiss hiss!!
Ansem: *looks around at chaos* o.0;; now is the time to release my evil plan...I will soon take over the world, with my...*holds up his underwear* oh wait...that not it...*blushes and zips up his pants*...AHA! *holds up lip gloss container* muhahahahaha...*slips away into Kiki's room*
Everyone: *not notice that Ansem left cuz they don't care*
Riku: EEE!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!
Kairi: ...was it...PUDDING?!
Everyone: 0.0
Riku: noooo....something pulled my hair, and then I heard a snipping sound...
Sora: *innocent whistle* lalala..I didn't cut Riku's hair...*holds scissors behind back*
Riku: *looks in mirror that was convinietly placed beside him* EEEEEE!!!! MY HAIR! MY PERFECT LITTLE HAIR!!!!
Everyone: 0.0
Riku: DIE, BANANA SHOES!!! *tackles Sora*
Kiki: WAIT! STOP EVERYTHING!!!!!
Everyone: *freezes* *unfortunately, Yuffie was going to the bathroom in the litter box again when the Kiki yelled this*
Kiki: ...don't fight when someone has scissors in their hand!
Wakka: *sobs* too late ;-; *has scissors in his ear*
Everyone: 0.0
Kairi: ^_^;; woops, sorry, I put them there! Eheheh
Everyone: x.x;;
Kiki: o..k...anyways...you may now begin the fight...
Riku and Sora: *punch kick POW!*
Kiki: GO RIKU!!! W00T! WHOOP THAT BALLOON PANTS' *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
News reporter: *has cereal spoon up to mouth and using it like microphone* in other news, this horrible fight started this morning. Nobody knows who will win, but first, lets talk to a witness. So, what do you have to say about this, Vodka?
Everyone: 0.0
Wakka: x.x its Wakka...and...*starts to sob hysterically* I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES AND EARS!!! *points to scissors still sticking out of ears*
News reporter: 0.0 o..k...now to Theodoric Rumpelstiltskin for the weather...
Camera man: *suddenly starts to film Riku and the fight*
Riku: o.0 we're being filmed...? *stops fighting, gets up, and starts posing* For all you fan girls out there, I'm single..*wink wink*
Sora: *waves at camera* HI MOM!!!!
Sora's mom: o.0 ehhh..hunny, I'm right behind you...
Sora: *turns around* AHHHHHH!!! SOMEONE CLONED MEH MOMMY!!!!! nuuuuuuuuu!!!!! *runs*
Kiki's mom: *from up in the shower* HUNNY?! WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?!
Kiki: o.0;; uhh....*nervous look* nothing mom!!!
Random echo: nothing mom! nothing mom! nothing mom!
Meh: EEEE!!! SHES GONNA FIGURE OUT THAT THE WHOLE CAST FROM KH ARE HEEEEEEERE!!!
Yuffie: *nuzzle nuzzle against Tidus' leg and starts to purr*
Everyone: 0.0
Tidus: *twitch twitch*
Narrator: So many questions! Will Kiki's mom find out about the whole cast of KH is eating breakfast in the kitchen? Will Tidus and Yuffie become a couple? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE PUDDING KAIRI WAS TALKING ABOUT?! Tune in next time to--
Kiki: uhh...you forgot something...
Narrator: ...I did?
Kiki: yah, you forgot the one thing...
Narrator: what did I forget?
Kiki: you forgot: *suddenly has the same Narrator voice* WHAT IS THE EVIL PLAN THAT ANSEM HAS IN MIND?! ......yah....
Narrator: o..k...*pulls script out of Wakkas ear* oh...whoopsies! ^_^;; anyways, TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!!!
Wakka: ;-; ...how come everything is in my ears...?
Kiki: shutup Wakka! The chapters over!
*Curtain closes*
random voice that sounds like Kiki from behind the curtain: ..hey...when did we get a curtain...? o.0;;