A/N: the last chapter really sucked .;; but...THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!!! *stomps through curtains*
Everyone: o.0;;
Kiki: AHHH!!! *gets tangled up by the evil curtains* *sob sob*
Everyone: THOSE DARN CURTAINS!
Curtains: *innocent whistle* but we're little angels!
Everyone: *glare, and looks at them*
Curtains: *suddenly, little angel design appears on them*
Everyone: 0.0
Kiki: WAAAAA!!! NOW I GOTS A BOO BOO!!!! *holds up finger* WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*suddenly football players ram through the curtains grunting*
random football player: o.0 this isn't the football field...
Cloud: *comes out of random waffle* o.0 ai ai ai...*slaps forehead again*
Kiki: WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *suddenly stops*.....*sniff sniff*...do you smell that....? It smells like....*sniff* THE DISCLAIMER!!!!!
Disclaimer: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! *cough hack sneeze choke die* x.x
Kiki: o.0 ok...from now on, I'm the disclaimer....
Disclaimer: I do--
Kairi: *GASP* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD, DISCLAIMER!!!!!
Riku: *trying to shove Disclaimers non-existent body into arcade machine* 0.0 it's not dead? *looks at obviously dead disclaimer*
Kiki: x.x NO! I SAID, FROM NOW ON, I'M THE DISCLAIMER!
Kairi: but, if you're the disclaimer...then you have to be dead!
Kiki: X.X;;;;;;;; ~I'm getting tired of this....~ Kairi! look over there! PUDDING!!!
Kairi: *GASP* PUDDING?! WHERE?!
Kiki: *points to random spot away from where she was standing* THERE! GO GET IT BEFORE IT HIDES IN WAKKA'S EARS!!!
Wakka: 0.0 *covers ears*
Kairi: *runs off like a dog, and a few others follow including Yuffie, Tidus, and the evil muchkins*
Kiki: there...ANYHOO! I do not own Kingdom Hearts...*shake head* *sigh* glarg...I wish I did...
Worm that was supposed to be squished in recent chapter: *holds up present* I GOT IT FOR YOU!
Kiki: *big teary eyes* thank you so much worm! I lov--*looks inside poorly wrapped box, and sees the game inside* x.x I have the game...stoopid worm....*looks up to see big rain cloud above her* ;-;
Wakka: ...how could he wrap a present if he don't have any hands, yah?
Kiki: 0.0 I don't know....
Worm: WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?!
Kiki: 0.0 uhh....how do I say this...
Worm: *cough* I was talking to Riku...
Everyone: 0.0
Riku: o.0 *inches away out of sight*
Kiki: .... ._.;; onto the story....
Chapter--the cast and a few extras are still somehow at Kiki's house, but now its in the afternoon, and they're all doing random things of stuffishness.....and, no, Kiki's mom still didn't find out...x.x;;
Riku: ahh..all this fan mail to look through! *swims in piles of fan mail*
Kairi: *is watching TV* *sobs* I LOVE IT WHEN DOROTHY GOES BACK HOME!!! *blow nose in random tissue that the random echo gave her and hands it to the pudding sitting beside her*
evil munchkins: 0.0;; *suddenly gets interested and plant themselves infront of the TV*
random munchkin number 23: how can Dorothy go back home if we're not there to help her follow the yellow brick road...?
all other munchkins: SHHHHH!!! *goes back to watching*
random munchkin number 23: *sob* I MUST KNOW!!!!!
Kiki: o.0 o...k...
Worm: TRALALALALA--*is somehow swinging around butterfly net, but suddenly tripped over Muzzy's head* OOF! ouch...heeeeeey...Muzzy, what yah doing down there? and...where's your body?! OH NO! IT DISSAPEARED JUST LIKE KIKI!!!!!
Kiki: o.0;; uhh...I'm like right here yah...*suddenly has Wakkas accent* 0.0
Sora:...o.0 this somehow seems slightly familiar...*twitches as he remembers all the trippings over his head* -.0
Muzzy: *sob* the Disclaimer burried me...
Everyone: *GASP* BUT I THOUGHT THE DISCLAIMER WAS DEAD!!!!!!
evil munchkins: SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kiki: o.0;; how the heck could a dead person bury someone into my carpet...?
Dorothy on TV: *keeps running around and around on Yellow brick road that just goes in spirals*
In the bathroom....
Wakka: *has q-tip in ear* I gotta make sure nothing else is in mah ear, brudda.......why am I talking to myself...? o.0 *continues cleaning out ear*
Kiki's mom: *suddenly walks into the bathroom* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Wakka: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Tigger: *pops out of the shower with a towel around his waist and a shower cap* AHHHHHH!!!!
Kiki: *downstairs* WHAT WAS THAT?! DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?!
FFX girls: noooooooooope...
upstairs again....
Wakka: *q-tip flies from hands and pops out of his ear* *a kitty comes with it* 0.0 thats where mew-mew was hiding....*picks up kitty and hugglez it* I LOVE YOU MEW-MEW!
random guy holds up sign to readers that says: say AWWWWWWWW!!!!
Readers: Awwwwwww....
Kiki's mom: 0.0 who are you two?!
Tigger: uhh...we're Kiki's playmates! *bubbles on him go POP!*
Wakka: *nervous nod*
Kiki's mom: oh, well, ok! just make sure that kitty doesn't go on the carpet!
Wakka: ...what carpet...?
Kiki's mom: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME YOUNG MAN! *cough* that one...*suddenly points to tiger rug*
Tigger: 0.0 *springs into the sink drain* *unfortunately, IT was hiding in there to, and he gobbled up Tigger*
Kiki: *still downstairs* are you sure you didn't hear anything...?
evil munchkins: SHHHHHHH!!!!!!
football players: I hate this channel...*picks up remote and turns it to the discovery channel*
TV: and here, we will insert a mi-cro-scop-ic camera, so that you can actually SEE the sperm fertilize the egg...
evil munchkins: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs away crying 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!'*
Kiki: AHHH!!! IT BURNS THE EYES!!!!!!
random football player number 34: AHHH!!! CHANGE IT! QUICK!!!
Yuffie: *barfs up meow-mix*
Everyone: EWWWWW!!!!
football players: GIVE...IT TO...MEEEE!!! *fighting over the remote* *suddenly drops it*
Kiki: 0.0 *batteries fall out* NUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! *sobs*
football players: *try to put them back in* NO! NO! IT GOES THAT WAY!
Kiki: *covering eyes* just get them in, quick!!!!
*suddenly, Ansem jumps from down the stairs, wearing a pink spongebob T-shirt, and some baby blue flares*
Kiki: *turns around so that she can opens eyes* *opens them* AHHHHH!!! *sees Ansem infront of her* ...hey...IS THAT MY MOMS BRA YOU STUFFED?!
Ansem: *high voice* uhh...no...AND I DIDN'T STUFF A BRA ;P THESE ARE REAL!
Kiki: x.x oh gawd...first the horrors of reproduction, and now this...
Ansem: *looks behind Kiki* OOOOoooo!!!! my favourite channel!
Everyone: *barfs*
Ansem: *plops down on couch and watches*
Everyone: CHANGE...IT!!!! *is about to die*
Yuna: *changes it to wrestling* there...
football players: YAHHH!!! GO YUNAAAA!!!! *tackles her...o.0*
Sora: *looks over to Ansem* *whistle* who's the hott babe in the spongebob tee?
Everyone but Sora and Ansem: 0.0
Ansem: *still high voice* I am...uh...Mesna! o.0
Kiki: 0.0 isn't that just Ansem spelled backwards...?
Muzzy: SHHH!!!
Kiki: o.0;;
Sora: Well, yah wanna go get some stir fry? I got munny! *leans towards Kiki* psst, can I borrow a twenty...?
Kiki: 0.0 noooooooooo...*slaps forehead* you idiot, Sora....
Ansem: *glares at Kiki* NO MATTER! I HAVE SOME MUNNY!! *takes out round gold things from Wakkas ear*
Wakka: 0.0 how did I get here?! *runs back to bathroom*
Everyone: o.0;;
Ansem: anyways...lets go!!! *both are about to step out of the door, when suddenly Ansem turns around to everyone* MY EVIL PLAN IS WORKING! I HAVE BECOME A MARY SUE! AND SOON, ALL THE BOYS OF THE WORLD WILL BOW DOWN TO MEEEEEEEE!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA--*chokes on random emu* *cough cough* HA!!!!
Everyone: o.0 o...k....
Kairi: *not paying attention to anything whatsoever* gah...I hate this channel...*switches it to Powerpuff girls* OO! yay! Go Blossom!
Blossom on TV: We are heroins, and we need to get a good nights sleep so that we can be ready for fighting villians in the morning!
Kairi: Heroins...? They're on drugs....?
Everyone: x.x;;
Kairi: SO THATS HOW THEY FLY!!!
Bubbles: *suddenly pops out of TV and starts to cry* NO WE'RE NOT!!!
Kiki: *slaps forehead again* grrr...
Kiki's mom: Anyone want some sushi? *comes in holding plate full of sushi with little colorful toothpicks going through the middle*
Everyone except Kairi(shes trying to calm down Bubbles): I DO!
Ansem: *regular voice while munching on sushi* yum...*munch munch* where did you get this Mrs. Kiki's mom?
Kiki's mom: from Japan! duh, silly!....hey...is that my bra you're wearing...? o.0
Ansem: uhh...no...?
Random echo: yes it is! it is! it is! it is!
Kiki's mom: 0.0 *tackles Ansem*
football players: woo! dog pile! *hop ontop of the Kiki's mom and Ansem*
FFX girls: *trying to build a human pyramid* *Rikku on bottom and Lulu on the top*
Lulu: and woo!! Lets go team!
Rikku: AHHHHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! THE WORM....IS TICKLING ME!!!! AHHHHHAAAAA!!!
Worm: *evil snicker and continues to tickle*
*pyramid falls*
*curtain closes*
random voice from the behind the curtain that sounds like Riku's: WHERE'D ALL THESE GIRLS COME FROM?
Kiki: *tries to open the curtain back up* EVIL CURTAIN! NO! WAIT READERS! THE CHAPTERS NOT OVER YET!!!
Readers: awwwwww darnit...
Kiki: x.x I was just joking....
Readers: *begin to party* W00T!! *blows on kazoos and throws confetti...o.0*
Kiki: X.X *dies*
Kairi: AHHH!! NOW BOTH DISCLAIMERS ARE DEAD!!!
*curtain closes on Kiki's head*
supposed to be dead Kiki: OW!!!
Everyone: THOSE DARN CURTAINS!
Everyone: o.0;;
Kiki: AHHH!!! *gets tangled up by the evil curtains* *sob sob*
Everyone: THOSE DARN CURTAINS!
Curtains: *innocent whistle* but we're little angels!
Everyone: *glare, and looks at them*
Curtains: *suddenly, little angel design appears on them*
Everyone: 0.0
Kiki: WAAAAA!!! NOW I GOTS A BOO BOO!!!! *holds up finger* WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*suddenly football players ram through the curtains grunting*
random football player: o.0 this isn't the football field...
Cloud: *comes out of random waffle* o.0 ai ai ai...*slaps forehead again*
Kiki: WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *suddenly stops*.....*sniff sniff*...do you smell that....? It smells like....*sniff* THE DISCLAIMER!!!!!
Disclaimer: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! *cough hack sneeze choke die* x.x
Kiki: o.0 ok...from now on, I'm the disclaimer....
Disclaimer: I do--
Kairi: *GASP* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD, DISCLAIMER!!!!!
Riku: *trying to shove Disclaimers non-existent body into arcade machine* 0.0 it's not dead? *looks at obviously dead disclaimer*
Kiki: x.x NO! I SAID, FROM NOW ON, I'M THE DISCLAIMER!
Kairi: but, if you're the disclaimer...then you have to be dead!
Kiki: X.X;;;;;;;; ~I'm getting tired of this....~ Kairi! look over there! PUDDING!!!
Kairi: *GASP* PUDDING?! WHERE?!
Kiki: *points to random spot away from where she was standing* THERE! GO GET IT BEFORE IT HIDES IN WAKKA'S EARS!!!
Wakka: 0.0 *covers ears*
Kairi: *runs off like a dog, and a few others follow including Yuffie, Tidus, and the evil muchkins*
Kiki: there...ANYHOO! I do not own Kingdom Hearts...*shake head* *sigh* glarg...I wish I did...
Worm that was supposed to be squished in recent chapter: *holds up present* I GOT IT FOR YOU!
Kiki: *big teary eyes* thank you so much worm! I lov--*looks inside poorly wrapped box, and sees the game inside* x.x I have the game...stoopid worm....*looks up to see big rain cloud above her* ;-;
Wakka: ...how could he wrap a present if he don't have any hands, yah?
Kiki: 0.0 I don't know....
Worm: WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?!
Kiki: 0.0 uhh....how do I say this...
Worm: *cough* I was talking to Riku...
Everyone: 0.0
Riku: o.0 *inches away out of sight*
Kiki: .... ._.;; onto the story....
Chapter--the cast and a few extras are still somehow at Kiki's house, but now its in the afternoon, and they're all doing random things of stuffishness.....and, no, Kiki's mom still didn't find out...x.x;;
Riku: ahh..all this fan mail to look through! *swims in piles of fan mail*
Kairi: *is watching TV* *sobs* I LOVE IT WHEN DOROTHY GOES BACK HOME!!! *blow nose in random tissue that the random echo gave her and hands it to the pudding sitting beside her*
evil munchkins: 0.0;; *suddenly gets interested and plant themselves infront of the TV*
random munchkin number 23: how can Dorothy go back home if we're not there to help her follow the yellow brick road...?
all other munchkins: SHHHHH!!! *goes back to watching*
random munchkin number 23: *sob* I MUST KNOW!!!!!
Kiki: o.0 o...k...
Worm: TRALALALALA--*is somehow swinging around butterfly net, but suddenly tripped over Muzzy's head* OOF! ouch...heeeeeey...Muzzy, what yah doing down there? and...where's your body?! OH NO! IT DISSAPEARED JUST LIKE KIKI!!!!!
Kiki: o.0;; uhh...I'm like right here yah...*suddenly has Wakkas accent* 0.0
Sora:...o.0 this somehow seems slightly familiar...*twitches as he remembers all the trippings over his head* -.0
Muzzy: *sob* the Disclaimer burried me...
Everyone: *GASP* BUT I THOUGHT THE DISCLAIMER WAS DEAD!!!!!!
evil munchkins: SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kiki: o.0;; how the heck could a dead person bury someone into my carpet...?
Dorothy on TV: *keeps running around and around on Yellow brick road that just goes in spirals*
In the bathroom....
Wakka: *has q-tip in ear* I gotta make sure nothing else is in mah ear, brudda.......why am I talking to myself...? o.0 *continues cleaning out ear*
Kiki's mom: *suddenly walks into the bathroom* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Wakka: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Tigger: *pops out of the shower with a towel around his waist and a shower cap* AHHHHHH!!!!
Kiki: *downstairs* WHAT WAS THAT?! DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?!
FFX girls: noooooooooope...
upstairs again....
Wakka: *q-tip flies from hands and pops out of his ear* *a kitty comes with it* 0.0 thats where mew-mew was hiding....*picks up kitty and hugglez it* I LOVE YOU MEW-MEW!
random guy holds up sign to readers that says: say AWWWWWWWW!!!!
Readers: Awwwwwww....
Kiki's mom: 0.0 who are you two?!
Tigger: uhh...we're Kiki's playmates! *bubbles on him go POP!*
Wakka: *nervous nod*
Kiki's mom: oh, well, ok! just make sure that kitty doesn't go on the carpet!
Wakka: ...what carpet...?
Kiki's mom: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME YOUNG MAN! *cough* that one...*suddenly points to tiger rug*
Tigger: 0.0 *springs into the sink drain* *unfortunately, IT was hiding in there to, and he gobbled up Tigger*
Kiki: *still downstairs* are you sure you didn't hear anything...?
evil munchkins: SHHHHHHH!!!!!!
football players: I hate this channel...*picks up remote and turns it to the discovery channel*
TV: and here, we will insert a mi-cro-scop-ic camera, so that you can actually SEE the sperm fertilize the egg...
evil munchkins: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs away crying 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!'*
Kiki: AHHH!!! IT BURNS THE EYES!!!!!!
random football player number 34: AHHH!!! CHANGE IT! QUICK!!!
Yuffie: *barfs up meow-mix*
Everyone: EWWWWW!!!!
football players: GIVE...IT TO...MEEEE!!! *fighting over the remote* *suddenly drops it*
Kiki: 0.0 *batteries fall out* NUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! *sobs*
football players: *try to put them back in* NO! NO! IT GOES THAT WAY!
Kiki: *covering eyes* just get them in, quick!!!!
*suddenly, Ansem jumps from down the stairs, wearing a pink spongebob T-shirt, and some baby blue flares*
Kiki: *turns around so that she can opens eyes* *opens them* AHHHHH!!! *sees Ansem infront of her* ...hey...IS THAT MY MOMS BRA YOU STUFFED?!
Ansem: *high voice* uhh...no...AND I DIDN'T STUFF A BRA ;P THESE ARE REAL!
Kiki: x.x oh gawd...first the horrors of reproduction, and now this...
Ansem: *looks behind Kiki* OOOOoooo!!!! my favourite channel!
Everyone: *barfs*
Ansem: *plops down on couch and watches*
Everyone: CHANGE...IT!!!! *is about to die*
Yuna: *changes it to wrestling* there...
football players: YAHHH!!! GO YUNAAAA!!!! *tackles her...o.0*
Sora: *looks over to Ansem* *whistle* who's the hott babe in the spongebob tee?
Everyone but Sora and Ansem: 0.0
Ansem: *still high voice* I am...uh...Mesna! o.0
Kiki: 0.0 isn't that just Ansem spelled backwards...?
Muzzy: SHHH!!!
Kiki: o.0;;
Sora: Well, yah wanna go get some stir fry? I got munny! *leans towards Kiki* psst, can I borrow a twenty...?
Kiki: 0.0 noooooooooo...*slaps forehead* you idiot, Sora....
Ansem: *glares at Kiki* NO MATTER! I HAVE SOME MUNNY!! *takes out round gold things from Wakkas ear*
Wakka: 0.0 how did I get here?! *runs back to bathroom*
Everyone: o.0;;
Ansem: anyways...lets go!!! *both are about to step out of the door, when suddenly Ansem turns around to everyone* MY EVIL PLAN IS WORKING! I HAVE BECOME A MARY SUE! AND SOON, ALL THE BOYS OF THE WORLD WILL BOW DOWN TO MEEEEEEEE!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA--*chokes on random emu* *cough cough* HA!!!!
Everyone: o.0 o...k....
Kairi: *not paying attention to anything whatsoever* gah...I hate this channel...*switches it to Powerpuff girls* OO! yay! Go Blossom!
Blossom on TV: We are heroins, and we need to get a good nights sleep so that we can be ready for fighting villians in the morning!
Kairi: Heroins...? They're on drugs....?
Everyone: x.x;;
Kairi: SO THATS HOW THEY FLY!!!
Bubbles: *suddenly pops out of TV and starts to cry* NO WE'RE NOT!!!
Kiki: *slaps forehead again* grrr...
Kiki's mom: Anyone want some sushi? *comes in holding plate full of sushi with little colorful toothpicks going through the middle*
Everyone except Kairi(shes trying to calm down Bubbles): I DO!
Ansem: *regular voice while munching on sushi* yum...*munch munch* where did you get this Mrs. Kiki's mom?
Kiki's mom: from Japan! duh, silly!....hey...is that my bra you're wearing...? o.0
Ansem: uhh...no...?
Random echo: yes it is! it is! it is! it is!
Kiki's mom: 0.0 *tackles Ansem*
football players: woo! dog pile! *hop ontop of the Kiki's mom and Ansem*
FFX girls: *trying to build a human pyramid* *Rikku on bottom and Lulu on the top*
Lulu: and woo!! Lets go team!
Rikku: AHHHHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! THE WORM....IS TICKLING ME!!!! AHHHHHAAAAA!!!
Worm: *evil snicker and continues to tickle*
*pyramid falls*
*curtain closes*
random voice from the behind the curtain that sounds like Riku's: WHERE'D ALL THESE GIRLS COME FROM?
Kiki: *tries to open the curtain back up* EVIL CURTAIN! NO! WAIT READERS! THE CHAPTERS NOT OVER YET!!!
Readers: awwwwww darnit...
Kiki: x.x I was just joking....
Readers: *begin to party* W00T!! *blows on kazoos and throws confetti...o.0*
Kiki: X.X *dies*
Kairi: AHHH!! NOW BOTH DISCLAIMERS ARE DEAD!!!
*curtain closes on Kiki's head*
supposed to be dead Kiki: OW!!!
Everyone: THOSE DARN CURTAINS!