A/N: I like piiiiiiiiiiiiie ^_^;;
Readers: Well...whats the note?!
Kiki: That WAS the note! ^_^
Everyone: X.X;;
Disclaimer: I do not ow--
Sora: wait...WHO'S THE DISCLAIMER?!
Muzzy: I thought they both died in the last chapter...o.0;;
Riku: *I* WILL BE THE DISCLAIMER, SINCE EVERYONE LOVES ME!
mob of pink dressed fan girls: OH, YES, EVERYONE DOES! *turns to the rest of the people in the chapter* they BETTER! *holds up badgers to their necks*
Kairi: EEEEEE!!!! I SURRENDER!
Everyone: o.o;;
Kiki: -.-;; *slaps forehead* ai ai ai...
Cloud: *pops out of rubber duckie that was in Oprahs tub* ;-; YOU STOLE MEH LINE, YAH LINE STEALER!!!
Kiki: HEY! I DECIDE WHO STEAL THE LINES AROUND HERE! I AM THE ALL-POWERFUL ONE!
Yuna: o.0;; like, I thought you were my hamburger...
Kiki: o.0;; noooooo, I'm not your hamburger...
Riku: ;-; I'M THE DISCLAIMER, BUT I HAVE YET TO....DISCLAIM!
mob of pink dressed fan girls: DO NOT FRET! WEEEE SHALL MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS QUIET!!! *holds up badgers to everyone again* there...*evil grin while staring at Riku* :]
Riku: ^_^ thank you mob of pink dressed fan girls! Now...I do not own Kingdom Hearts!
Lulu: well, DUH! like, your IN Kingdom Hearts!
Riku: MOB OF PINK DRESSED FAN GIRLS, ATTTAAAAAACK!!!!
mob of pink dressed fan girls: *foam at the mouth and tackle Lulu*
Kiki: x.x;; lets just get on with the story....
Chapter- This chapter is dedicated to Riku and all of his fan mail.
Riku: ^_________^ I'm a STAR!!!!! *begins to float upwards into little stars*
Everyone: o.0;;
Kiki: -.-;; anyways....
Riku: *opens letter* ooOOOooo...This one is from The evil fan girl from the moon!
Everyone: o.0;; really? *reads letter*
Like, Dear Riku!
Your TOTALLY TOTALLY TOTALLY TOTALLY TOTALLY HOOOOOOOTT *sizzle* please write back the time of the marraige! ^_^
-The evil fan girl from the moon
Everyone: o.0;; lets see the next one...
Riku: ^_^ okey dokey! *opens next one* Hmm...this one is from...Muzzy o.0;;...;-; too bad I can't read Spanish...
Kairi: ^_^ thats okay, *points to bottom of the letter* There are subtitles!
Kiki: o.0;; on a letter...?
Kairi: *nod nod*
Riku: *reads the subtitles*
My Dearest Riku,
You are hott
-Muzzy
Muzzy: ^________^;; *hiding pen behind back*
Riku: o.0;; ooooo...kaaaaaaay....on to the next one! *opens next closest letter* pfft! They spelled my name wrong!
Sora: o.0;; they did...? lemme see that....*reads*
Dear, sweet, hyperactive Rikku,
I think your cute and I wanna marry you.
-Maester Seymour
Rikku: ^_^ Yay!!! *goes up and hugglez Seymour*
Yuna: *runs off crying*
Seymour: ^___^;; er...eheheh???
Riku: *long pause*...and onto the next one! *pulls a letter out of Wakka's ear*
Wakka: 0.0 *runs back up to the bathroom*
Riku: *reading* why, its from Dr. Phil o.0
Dear Riku,
I really think that you should come on my show sometime. I promise it would be a changing day in your life! We could talk about Maleficent, those heartless, and that darkness thing.
-Dr. Phil
Everyone: o.0;;
Tidus: *twitch* ...squeak SQUUUUEAAAAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!! *runs off to find more nuts*
Yuffie: ...*runs after him*
Riku: o.0;; next letter...*an evil munchkin hands him a letter* Er...Sora...?
Sora: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?
Riku: This ones from your mother o.0
Sora: so THAAAAAAATS why she went off to divorce court last week! ^____^ I understand everything now!
Kiki: ...what is the purpose of meaning?
Sora: o.0;; What are you talking about? I don't understand what your saying!
Kiki: -.-;; my point exactly.
Riku: o.0;; anyways....*reads*
Dear Riku,
I just wanted to say that I want to maaaaaaarry you, and kiiiiiiiiiiiiss you, and huuuuuuuuuuuug you....and maaaaaaarry you!
-[CENSORED] a.k.a.: Sora's mom
P.S.: you left your underpants at our house when you slept over, hun. You can come and pick it up whenever. I was nice enough to even wash 'em for you! ^_^ tootaloo!
Riku: er..*blush and crumples up the letter* ^___^;;;;;; next one! *reads*....0.0;; um, ya'll don't need to read this one...*throws it behind them all, but it hits Ansem on the head*
Ansem: *girly scream* OUCH! *picks up letters* whats this? *reads* :] *snicker snicker* *holds it up infront of everyone*
Riku: NUUUUUU!!!!
Dear pumpkin poo, hunny pie (Riku),
I just wanted to make sure you weren't going to be late for dinner again! And also, Sora's mother called, and I want you to go and pick up your underwear right away young man! You better not forget your undies again the next time you sleep over! Oh, and DON'T THINK I DIDN'T FIND THOSE NICK JR. MAGAZINES UNDERNEATH YOUR MATTRESS! I'M VERY ASHAMED OF YOU RIKU! A boy your age should be looking at Playboy! ^_^
-Your loving mother
Everyone: *snicker snicker*
Riku: ;-; thats it...thats enough reading fan mail for today!
Munchkin #34: *snicker* yeah...*giggle* cause you have to go pick up your underwear right away!
Everyone but the mob of pink fan girls: *burst out laughing* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
mob of pink dressed fan girls: GRRRRR!!!!!! *foams at mouth and forms a barrier around Riku* NO ONE PICKS ON RIKU LIKE THAT!!! *let loose all the badgers*
And the chaos will continue in the next chapter .;;
Kiki: x.x;; that chapter really sucked....it was short and wasn't as funny...but, I hope ya'll still like it! ^_^ Please Review!
Readers: Well...whats the note?!
Kiki: That WAS the note! ^_^
Everyone: X.X;;
Disclaimer: I do not ow--
Sora: wait...WHO'S THE DISCLAIMER?!
Muzzy: I thought they both died in the last chapter...o.0;;
Riku: *I* WILL BE THE DISCLAIMER, SINCE EVERYONE LOVES ME!
mob of pink dressed fan girls: OH, YES, EVERYONE DOES! *turns to the rest of the people in the chapter* they BETTER! *holds up badgers to their necks*
Kairi: EEEEEE!!!! I SURRENDER!
Everyone: o.o;;
Kiki: -.-;; *slaps forehead* ai ai ai...
Cloud: *pops out of rubber duckie that was in Oprahs tub* ;-; YOU STOLE MEH LINE, YAH LINE STEALER!!!
Kiki: HEY! I DECIDE WHO STEAL THE LINES AROUND HERE! I AM THE ALL-POWERFUL ONE!
Yuna: o.0;; like, I thought you were my hamburger...
Kiki: o.0;; noooooo, I'm not your hamburger...
Riku: ;-; I'M THE DISCLAIMER, BUT I HAVE YET TO....DISCLAIM!
mob of pink dressed fan girls: DO NOT FRET! WEEEE SHALL MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS QUIET!!! *holds up badgers to everyone again* there...*evil grin while staring at Riku* :]
Riku: ^_^ thank you mob of pink dressed fan girls! Now...I do not own Kingdom Hearts!
Lulu: well, DUH! like, your IN Kingdom Hearts!
Riku: MOB OF PINK DRESSED FAN GIRLS, ATTTAAAAAACK!!!!
mob of pink dressed fan girls: *foam at the mouth and tackle Lulu*
Kiki: x.x;; lets just get on with the story....
Chapter- This chapter is dedicated to Riku and all of his fan mail.
Riku: ^_________^ I'm a STAR!!!!! *begins to float upwards into little stars*
Everyone: o.0;;
Kiki: -.-;; anyways....
Riku: *opens letter* ooOOOooo...This one is from The evil fan girl from the moon!
Everyone: o.0;; really? *reads letter*
Like, Dear Riku!
Your TOTALLY TOTALLY TOTALLY TOTALLY TOTALLY HOOOOOOOTT *sizzle* please write back the time of the marraige! ^_^
-The evil fan girl from the moon
Everyone: o.0;; lets see the next one...
Riku: ^_^ okey dokey! *opens next one* Hmm...this one is from...Muzzy o.0;;...;-; too bad I can't read Spanish...
Kairi: ^_^ thats okay, *points to bottom of the letter* There are subtitles!
Kiki: o.0;; on a letter...?
Kairi: *nod nod*
Riku: *reads the subtitles*
My Dearest Riku,
You are hott
-Muzzy
Muzzy: ^________^;; *hiding pen behind back*
Riku: o.0;; ooooo...kaaaaaaay....on to the next one! *opens next closest letter* pfft! They spelled my name wrong!
Sora: o.0;; they did...? lemme see that....*reads*
Dear, sweet, hyperactive Rikku,
I think your cute and I wanna marry you.
-Maester Seymour
Rikku: ^_^ Yay!!! *goes up and hugglez Seymour*
Yuna: *runs off crying*
Seymour: ^___^;; er...eheheh???
Riku: *long pause*...and onto the next one! *pulls a letter out of Wakka's ear*
Wakka: 0.0 *runs back up to the bathroom*
Riku: *reading* why, its from Dr. Phil o.0
Dear Riku,
I really think that you should come on my show sometime. I promise it would be a changing day in your life! We could talk about Maleficent, those heartless, and that darkness thing.
-Dr. Phil
Everyone: o.0;;
Tidus: *twitch* ...squeak SQUUUUEAAAAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!! *runs off to find more nuts*
Yuffie: ...*runs after him*
Riku: o.0;; next letter...*an evil munchkin hands him a letter* Er...Sora...?
Sora: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?
Riku: This ones from your mother o.0
Sora: so THAAAAAAATS why she went off to divorce court last week! ^____^ I understand everything now!
Kiki: ...what is the purpose of meaning?
Sora: o.0;; What are you talking about? I don't understand what your saying!
Kiki: -.-;; my point exactly.
Riku: o.0;; anyways....*reads*
Dear Riku,
I just wanted to say that I want to maaaaaaarry you, and kiiiiiiiiiiiiss you, and huuuuuuuuuuuug you....and maaaaaaarry you!
-[CENSORED] a.k.a.: Sora's mom
P.S.: you left your underpants at our house when you slept over, hun. You can come and pick it up whenever. I was nice enough to even wash 'em for you! ^_^ tootaloo!
Riku: er..*blush and crumples up the letter* ^___^;;;;;; next one! *reads*....0.0;; um, ya'll don't need to read this one...*throws it behind them all, but it hits Ansem on the head*
Ansem: *girly scream* OUCH! *picks up letters* whats this? *reads* :] *snicker snicker* *holds it up infront of everyone*
Riku: NUUUUUU!!!!
Dear pumpkin poo, hunny pie (Riku),
I just wanted to make sure you weren't going to be late for dinner again! And also, Sora's mother called, and I want you to go and pick up your underwear right away young man! You better not forget your undies again the next time you sleep over! Oh, and DON'T THINK I DIDN'T FIND THOSE NICK JR. MAGAZINES UNDERNEATH YOUR MATTRESS! I'M VERY ASHAMED OF YOU RIKU! A boy your age should be looking at Playboy! ^_^
-Your loving mother
Everyone: *snicker snicker*
Riku: ;-; thats it...thats enough reading fan mail for today!
Munchkin #34: *snicker* yeah...*giggle* cause you have to go pick up your underwear right away!
Everyone but the mob of pink fan girls: *burst out laughing* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
mob of pink dressed fan girls: GRRRRR!!!!!! *foams at mouth and forms a barrier around Riku* NO ONE PICKS ON RIKU LIKE THAT!!! *let loose all the badgers*
And the chaos will continue in the next chapter .;;
Kiki: x.x;; that chapter really sucked....it was short and wasn't as funny...but, I hope ya'll still like it! ^_^ Please Review!