A/N: Thank you for the reviews! I feel so special. And, as I have promised in the last chapter, the chaos will continue! ^____^
Riku: *tap taps Kiki on the shoulder* ;-; I don't want to be the disclaimer anymore...
Kiki: o.0;; why?
Riku: *shifty eyes and lowers his voice* didn't yah notice...*suddenly screams* THEY ALL DIE!!!!!!!!
Kiki: o.0;; wow....your right...Lets give the job to Kairi! ^_____^
Kairi: *looks up from a 4 peice puzzle that was spread on the floor* Pudding?
Kiki: :] hey Kairi, if you be the disclaimer...I'll give you....PUDDING!!!! *evil snicker*
Kairi: PUDDING?!
Kiki: *nod nod*
Kairi: OKEY POKEY DOKEY! La la la...*steps on stage* The author does no--EE! *gets shot by an assassin*
Kiki: YES! SCORE!
Everyone: 0.0;;;;;
Kiki: o.0;; I mean...the poor sucker...anyways...I don't own Kingdom Hearts...-.-;;...*mumbles* for the millionth time...*is suddenly psychotic* MUHAHAHAHA!!!! DO YAH HEAR THAT LAWYERS?! I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS!!!! *slaps butt in their faces* NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH! ;p!!!!! I DON'T OWN KINGODM HEARTS! I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS! MUHAHAHAHA!! NEED ME TO SAY IT AGAIN, YAH IDIOTS?! I'LL SAY IT SLOWLY FOR YOU! I...DO...NOT...OWN...KIN--*gets shot in the butt with a paralysis dart*
The nice men with the white jackets and the padded trucks: *carries the unconscious Kiki away into truck by the legs*
Kairi: o.0 that was strange...
Everyone: 0.0 Kairi, your dead, aren't you?!
Kairi: o.0;; OOHH!! YEAH, I WAS SHOT, WASN'T I? *suddenly falls to the floor dead*
Everyone: *just stands there, making sure she wouldn't move again before they did something else*
Ansem:....Okay....how about we go on to the story?
Everyone: *slow nod nod*
Ansem: ...hmm..okay!
Everyone in unison: Now, onto the story! *biiiiiiiig smile as they tap dance off the stage and the curtains open*
Chapter- I would like to thank Chibi Neko-chan for the idea for this chapter ^__^ The cast all went to a football game!
FFX girls: *standing up in the front row of the bleachers in cheerleading outfits* LETS GO TEAM! *does cartwheels and flips...unfortunately right off the bleachers*
CRUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!
Everyone: eeeeeeewwww....
Rikku: ....ehhh....I see the bright light....what is that...? *vision clears, and she sees the sun right above her* AHHHH!! IT BURNS MY CUTE LITTLE EYES!!!!
Sun: ;-; I'm hurt! Well, at least I don't Moon you!
*bum dum CHOO!*
Kiki: o.0;; when did we get drums...?
Person behind them all: WOOOO!!!!! YAH!! *suddenly stands up and spills his popcorn and soda on everyone accidently*
Kiki: *hair soaked with soda and butter* -.- I HATE football games...if the FFX girls weren't cheerleaders...I wouldn't even BE here...*grumbles*
Kairi that somehow revived: *licks face of soda and popcorn like scooby doo* hmmm...I wanna get something to eat! ^_^
The worm: IIIIIIIIII'll walk you to the consession stand! ^______^ *sweet non-exsistent smile*
Kairi: ^____^ OKEY POKEY DOKEY!
random echo from nothingness: DOKEY! DOKEY! dokey! dokey! *fades away*
Kiki: o.0;;
Kairi: *walks off to the consession stand with the worm*
Worm: *suddenly turns around* MUHAHAHAHA!!! MY EVIL PLAN IS WORKING!!!!!!!! I WILL VISIT EVERY CONSESSION STAND IN THE WORLD AT LEAST 5 TIMES, SO THAT THE WORKERS WILL GET SO ANNOYED, THEY'LL GIVE ME THE WORLD JUST SO I'D STOP!!!!! MUHAHAHA!!!! *goes back to walking with Kairi to the consession stand*
Ansem: ;-; YOU STOLE MY PLAN! *runs off crying*
Kiki: Yes! Three down, umm....a lot more to go...o.0;;
Some random really fat person: *sits down next to Kiki*
Kiki: -.-;; great....just great...
The random really fat person: *FAAAAAAAART! burp belch! PASS GAS!!!!*
Kiki: *holding nose* *in nasily voice* I wish that the worm and Kairi were back....
Luckily, the worm and Kairi just happen to show up.....and with literally tons of food.
Kairi: ^_____^ I think that I got just enough food to hold me out for the game!
Worm: *panting heavily while carrying over 345,464 times its weight* :[ maybe my plan won't work after all...
Sora: oooOOOoooo...Kairi, can I have some pudding?
Kairi: *foams at the mouth and barks at Sora* BARK WOOF! Translation: BARK WOOF!
Sora: o.0;;
Kairi: *stops foaming at the mouth, and tries to sit down* Umm....incredibly fat person....your in my seat...
the random really fat person: *in really high squeaky voice* oh, sorry Miss! *moves*
Kairi: ^_^ Thankyou! *sits down, and worm sits next to her*
Riku: o.0;; don't you think you have enough food there, I'M HOTT! *now he has spasms in every sentence....just to let you know*
Kairi: *shakes head* ^___^ nope! *begins to much happily on a pickle*
Riku: o.0;; *goes back to watching the game*
Kairi: *sniff sniff* hmmm...*sniff* ....*turns to Riku and shows him whats up her nose* DO I HAVE A BAT IN DA CAVE?!
Riku: 0.0 *inches away slowly, but bumps in Kiki* oh...I-I'm s-sorry, I'M HOTT, there, Kiki! I didn't mean to, I'm hott, bump into you there...
Kiki: o.0;; no, its okay....
Riku: I'M HOTT, good...^_____^;;
Kiki: You know...with those spasms you should really see a doctor...whats next, seizures?
random pink dressed Riku fan: EEE!!! LOOK! THERES RIKU!!! *begins to have a seizure*
Riku: hmm...your, I'M HOTT, right...people are beginning to have seizures when the see me!
Kiki: x.x thats not really what I meant...but...okay...whatever...
A thunder clap is heard, and it starts to pour. Everyone gets out they're umbrella's. That is...everyone but Kiki.
Kiki: -.-;; juuuuuuuuust peachy...another reason to hate football...
Kairi: *hands Kiki a peach* ^_____^ there you go! Now its even MORE peachy!!!!
Kiki: .;; babbling idiot...
Kairi: *also hands her a babbling idiot, a.k.a. Goofy* ^_______^
Kiki: x.X;;
Goofy: HYUCK HYUCK! *sits on her lap* yer puuuuuurty *mindless drool*
Kiki: eheheheh...HOW ABOUT WE END THE CHAPTER NOW?! ^___________^;;; *twitch twitch*
Readers: *gets down on knees and begs*
Okay then...the chapters over! *flips the 'applause' button on, and clapping is heard as the curtains falls down*
Kiki: *from behind the curtains* Wait a minute...we have an applause machine? x.X no one ever tells me these things!!!
After this chapter, I might not be updating a lot, sorry ^_____^;; *covers head from rotting produce*
Riku: *tap taps Kiki on the shoulder* ;-; I don't want to be the disclaimer anymore...
Kiki: o.0;; why?
Riku: *shifty eyes and lowers his voice* didn't yah notice...*suddenly screams* THEY ALL DIE!!!!!!!!
Kiki: o.0;; wow....your right...Lets give the job to Kairi! ^_____^
Kairi: *looks up from a 4 peice puzzle that was spread on the floor* Pudding?
Kiki: :] hey Kairi, if you be the disclaimer...I'll give you....PUDDING!!!! *evil snicker*
Kairi: PUDDING?!
Kiki: *nod nod*
Kairi: OKEY POKEY DOKEY! La la la...*steps on stage* The author does no--EE! *gets shot by an assassin*
Kiki: YES! SCORE!
Everyone: 0.0;;;;;
Kiki: o.0;; I mean...the poor sucker...anyways...I don't own Kingdom Hearts...-.-;;...*mumbles* for the millionth time...*is suddenly psychotic* MUHAHAHAHA!!!! DO YAH HEAR THAT LAWYERS?! I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS!!!! *slaps butt in their faces* NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH! ;p!!!!! I DON'T OWN KINGODM HEARTS! I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS! MUHAHAHAHA!! NEED ME TO SAY IT AGAIN, YAH IDIOTS?! I'LL SAY IT SLOWLY FOR YOU! I...DO...NOT...OWN...KIN--*gets shot in the butt with a paralysis dart*
The nice men with the white jackets and the padded trucks: *carries the unconscious Kiki away into truck by the legs*
Kairi: o.0 that was strange...
Everyone: 0.0 Kairi, your dead, aren't you?!
Kairi: o.0;; OOHH!! YEAH, I WAS SHOT, WASN'T I? *suddenly falls to the floor dead*
Everyone: *just stands there, making sure she wouldn't move again before they did something else*
Ansem:....Okay....how about we go on to the story?
Everyone: *slow nod nod*
Ansem: ...hmm..okay!
Everyone in unison: Now, onto the story! *biiiiiiiig smile as they tap dance off the stage and the curtains open*
Chapter- I would like to thank Chibi Neko-chan for the idea for this chapter ^__^ The cast all went to a football game!
FFX girls: *standing up in the front row of the bleachers in cheerleading outfits* LETS GO TEAM! *does cartwheels and flips...unfortunately right off the bleachers*
CRUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!
Everyone: eeeeeeewwww....
Rikku: ....ehhh....I see the bright light....what is that...? *vision clears, and she sees the sun right above her* AHHHH!! IT BURNS MY CUTE LITTLE EYES!!!!
Sun: ;-; I'm hurt! Well, at least I don't Moon you!
*bum dum CHOO!*
Kiki: o.0;; when did we get drums...?
Person behind them all: WOOOO!!!!! YAH!! *suddenly stands up and spills his popcorn and soda on everyone accidently*
Kiki: *hair soaked with soda and butter* -.- I HATE football games...if the FFX girls weren't cheerleaders...I wouldn't even BE here...*grumbles*
Kairi that somehow revived: *licks face of soda and popcorn like scooby doo* hmmm...I wanna get something to eat! ^_^
The worm: IIIIIIIIII'll walk you to the consession stand! ^______^ *sweet non-exsistent smile*
Kairi: ^____^ OKEY POKEY DOKEY!
random echo from nothingness: DOKEY! DOKEY! dokey! dokey! *fades away*
Kiki: o.0;;
Kairi: *walks off to the consession stand with the worm*
Worm: *suddenly turns around* MUHAHAHAHA!!! MY EVIL PLAN IS WORKING!!!!!!!! I WILL VISIT EVERY CONSESSION STAND IN THE WORLD AT LEAST 5 TIMES, SO THAT THE WORKERS WILL GET SO ANNOYED, THEY'LL GIVE ME THE WORLD JUST SO I'D STOP!!!!! MUHAHAHA!!!! *goes back to walking with Kairi to the consession stand*
Ansem: ;-; YOU STOLE MY PLAN! *runs off crying*
Kiki: Yes! Three down, umm....a lot more to go...o.0;;
Some random really fat person: *sits down next to Kiki*
Kiki: -.-;; great....just great...
The random really fat person: *FAAAAAAAART! burp belch! PASS GAS!!!!*
Kiki: *holding nose* *in nasily voice* I wish that the worm and Kairi were back....
Luckily, the worm and Kairi just happen to show up.....and with literally tons of food.
Kairi: ^_____^ I think that I got just enough food to hold me out for the game!
Worm: *panting heavily while carrying over 345,464 times its weight* :[ maybe my plan won't work after all...
Sora: oooOOOoooo...Kairi, can I have some pudding?
Kairi: *foams at the mouth and barks at Sora* BARK WOOF! Translation: BARK WOOF!
Sora: o.0;;
Kairi: *stops foaming at the mouth, and tries to sit down* Umm....incredibly fat person....your in my seat...
the random really fat person: *in really high squeaky voice* oh, sorry Miss! *moves*
Kairi: ^_^ Thankyou! *sits down, and worm sits next to her*
Riku: o.0;; don't you think you have enough food there, I'M HOTT! *now he has spasms in every sentence....just to let you know*
Kairi: *shakes head* ^___^ nope! *begins to much happily on a pickle*
Riku: o.0;; *goes back to watching the game*
Kairi: *sniff sniff* hmmm...*sniff* ....*turns to Riku and shows him whats up her nose* DO I HAVE A BAT IN DA CAVE?!
Riku: 0.0 *inches away slowly, but bumps in Kiki* oh...I-I'm s-sorry, I'M HOTT, there, Kiki! I didn't mean to, I'm hott, bump into you there...
Kiki: o.0;; no, its okay....
Riku: I'M HOTT, good...^_____^;;
Kiki: You know...with those spasms you should really see a doctor...whats next, seizures?
random pink dressed Riku fan: EEE!!! LOOK! THERES RIKU!!! *begins to have a seizure*
Riku: hmm...your, I'M HOTT, right...people are beginning to have seizures when the see me!
Kiki: x.x thats not really what I meant...but...okay...whatever...
A thunder clap is heard, and it starts to pour. Everyone gets out they're umbrella's. That is...everyone but Kiki.
Kiki: -.-;; juuuuuuuuust peachy...another reason to hate football...
Kairi: *hands Kiki a peach* ^_____^ there you go! Now its even MORE peachy!!!!
Kiki: .;; babbling idiot...
Kairi: *also hands her a babbling idiot, a.k.a. Goofy* ^_______^
Kiki: x.X;;
Goofy: HYUCK HYUCK! *sits on her lap* yer puuuuuurty *mindless drool*
Kiki: eheheheh...HOW ABOUT WE END THE CHAPTER NOW?! ^___________^;;; *twitch twitch*
Readers: *gets down on knees and begs*
Okay then...the chapters over! *flips the 'applause' button on, and clapping is heard as the curtains falls down*
Kiki: *from behind the curtains* Wait a minute...we have an applause machine? x.X no one ever tells me these things!!!
After this chapter, I might not be updating a lot, sorry ^_____^;; *covers head from rotting produce*