ZC: Ace! Some people actually reviewed!

Ace: No waaaay.

ZC: Look! shows her reviews

Ace: Oh my god! THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED! ahem Back to the story! Oh wait. Disclaimer: blah blah don't own YYH (or Wizard of Oz) blah blah wish I did blah blah don't sue blah blah. And I want to clear one thing up: I have nothing against male/male (or female/female) relations. It's just that the YYH Gang are ALL STRAIGHT AS AN INCREDIBLY STRAIGHT ARROW. ahem Now back to the story!

Keiko: But those EYFs changed the script! I know that someone is gonna say something nasty sooner or later. I don't want to be scarred for life!

ZC: The guys just have to be really careful. Especially Kurama, Hiei, and maybe Yusuke. Kuwabara and Koenma don't have much to worry about.

Yusuke: Apparently being the most disliked character has it's good points, heh Kuwabara?

Kuwabara: You can say that again............HEY! There are people who like me!

Yusuke: Yeah, I saw both of them yesterday.

Koenma: Thank goodness I have a baby body! Or I would be in deep trouble.

Ace: Okay, people, let's get a move on! We're at the part where the munchkins come out and Glinda has her first song.

Yukina: Goodie! ahem singing Come out, come out, where ever you are and meet the young fellow who fell from a star. He fell from the sky, he fell very far, and Kansas he says is the name of his star

Munchkins: Hiei (who still has duct tape on) is only doing it because he's forced Kansas he says is the name of his star.

Yukina: He brings you good news, or haven't you heard? When he fell out of Kansas a miracle occurred.

Yusuke: singing reluctantly It really was no miracle, what happened was just this. This wind began to pitch, the house to twitch, and suddenly the hinges started to un-hitch. Just then the witch, to satisfy an itch went riding on her broom stick, thumbing for a hitch.

Koenma: Oh, what happened next was rich!

Munchkins: Hiei (you won't believe this, but he has duct tape over his mouth) is just about fuming The house began to pitch, the kitchen took a slitch, it landed on the wicked witch in the middle of a ditch WHICH was not a healthy SITUation for the wicked with, who began to twitch and was reduced to just a stitch of what was once the wicked witch.

Koenma: Uhh.....what's the next line?

Directors flipping through the script carefully looking for any...changesby the EYFs. One of them grabs the script again and the Directors start chasing her

Ace: Uh....let's just skip to the song right before the Witch comes in...the "Tral-la-la" thing. We're kinda busy.

Hiei: rips of duct tape from mouth (bet you didn't see that coming) YEEESSS!!! everyone stares at Hiei for his sudden outburst of happiness What? I don't want to sing that idiotic "Lullaby League " song! And "Ding-Dong The Witch is Dead". But I really love the dress-HEY! NO I DON'T!!! WHO'S THE &$# BAKA THAT WROTE THAT?!?!?

EYF: evil giggle

ZC: Wait! That may be Jesanae Tekani's friend! ( check the reviews for this story ) GET HER!

Hiei: tries to go at Hiei-super-speed to catch the EYF, but trips ARG! STUPID NINGEN CLOTHES! This dress cringes is too long!

Kuwabara: Even THAT'S too big on you! You really are a shrimp!

Kurama: I think you look beautiful in -CRAP! NOT AGAIN! Hiei, gimme some of that duct tape!!

Hiei: puts duct tape back on mouth and tosses it to Kurama...but an EYF intercepts! And she's at the 50 yard line! 40! 30! 10 yards! TOUCHDOWN!! ahem Uh..back to our regularly scheduled program

Kurama: NOOO! covers mouth with hands to ensure no more...uh...that stuff

ZC: All right people! Huddle up!

Yusuke: Okay, it was almost funny the first time, but don't over do it.

ZC: Oh...right.

Ace: Back on track! Everyone in the scene has to sing the "Tra-la-la" song. And will someone PLEASE restrain Botan before it is her turn to go on?

Kuwabara: What?! No way your still letting HER stay here! After she let loose these..these..things! points to EYFs (Although I must admit, some of the stuff they do is pretty entertaining.)

HieiKurama: WE HEARD THAT!!

Kuwabara: Eep.

ZC: Come on, Kuwabara. More emotion!

Kuwabara: Fine! ahem EEP!

ZC: There ya go.

Ace: BACK ON TRACK!!! Sing the "Tra-la-la" song already!

Hiei: I'm not spending one more second in this outfit. Those EYFs are already going crazy AND THIS DRESS ISN'T HELPING!!!!

Kurama: I'll help you get undress-ARG!!! WHY ARE THEY PICKING ON MEEEEEEEE??

ZC: Because it's easier to imagine you saying things like that?

Kurama: pulls off a Hiei-glare

ZC: I'm kidding! Not serious! Don't kill me!

Ace: OKAY, PEOPLE! You see this!? points to ground That's "on track". That's where we're SUPPOSED to be. You know where we are? KAA-BOOM!! flings arms dramatically away from the imaginary "track" to show that the group is very far away from it

Yukina: Please, Hiei, just cooperate. We're almost done.

Hiei: Hn. Fine.

Everyone on set: Hiei and Yusuke reluctantly Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-

Botan: appears in very realistic special effects with two EYFs next to her evil cackle

Ace: Botan! You're entrance is WAY early!And get those EYFs to leave! (Since when do we have such good effects?)

Botan: I'll enter whenever I please! And these are my top girls! They're not leaving my side!

EYF#1: And we think it's about time we end this chapter!

Cast: 'cept EYFs and Botan WHAT?!?! We've just started!

EYF#2: But before we leave, I'd like to say something ahem

Surveillance camera: $350

Stealth gear to hide it in the changing room: $490

Bribing the (not-so-)grim reaper in to doing this "Mastercard" bit: $65

Having video of Hiei CHANGING into a DRESS: Priceless.

Hiei: WHAT!?! WHERE?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Genkai: I didn't even get to do anything in this chapter.

Ace: You-

Genkai: rock so much I don't HAVE to do anything to be cool. I know.

Ace: How did you-?

Genkai: I'm a freakin psychic.

EYF#1: We're done here! That's all for now! evil cackle

Botan: AHEM

EYF#1: Sorry. I mean evil giggle