ZC: Do I HAVE to say the stupid disclaimer? Ace already said it, like, two times! Well, here it is: Don't own Yu yu Hakusho or Wizard of Oz. We have no problem with yaoi (or yuri) but everyone here IS STRAIGHT. Okay so let's begin! Yusuke, your line.
Yusuke: What? Oh. ahem Who the heck is she? points to Botan I tought I killed the stinkin' witch.
Yukina: This is her sister, the Wicked Witch of the West. She's much uglier than the other one.
Botan: vein pops out
Yukina: I mean... She's much WORSE than the other one.
Botan: with witch costume on Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you? points to Yusuke
Yusuke: Hell yeah!
Yukina: to Botan Aren't you forgeting something?
Botan: The ruby slippers! Yes! goes to crappy scenery aka house They're gone! The ruby slippers! What have you done with them?! Give them back to me or I'll-
Yukina: It's too late! There they are, and there they'll stay!
everyone looks at Yusuke's feet
Yusuke: What are you guys look-WHAT THE?!? Yusuke has ruby slippers on
Kuwa'sCat: BWHAHAHAHA!
Yusuke: What the? Why are you laughing?
Kuwa'sCat: I've always hated you.
Yusuke: I helped you out once!
Kuwa'sCat: I could've taken care of myself.
Ace: Hold up! Since when do cats talk?
ZC: Haven't you seen Sailor Moon?
Ace: But that's an anime! This-uh... oh... please continue.
Yusuke: What the &#? No way I'm wearing glittery high-heels! THEY HAVE BOWS ON 'EM!
Botan: Then hand over the slippers!
ZC: No, Yusuke! Don't give them to her!
Yusuke: They're just props!
Ace: Yes... uh... about that. These are actually the REAL MAGICAL ruby slippers!
Kuwabara: Let me get this straight. Almost everything you have is crappy except for the ruby slippers, which you could proabaly get hundred of thousands of dollars for and buy better scenery.
ZC: shock Um... well, actually... yes. So Yusuke give the slippers to us. We'll give you these spray-painted sneakers. holds up Converse
Yusuke: Fine! trys to take them off but they electrically shock him What the? Ace: Wait! I thought it was too easy to get those slippers!
Flashback
in dimly lighted room
Ace: So, these are the genuine article?
MysteriousPerson: Yes, the real ruby slippers!
Ace: They'll be perfect for the fanfic!
MP: You's going to be Dorothy?
Ace: Uh... heh heh... Urameshi Yusuke.
MP: giggles evilly Perfect. That'll be three dollars
End Flashback
Ace: Oh no, I get it now!
ZC: What?
Ace: The Mysterious Person! It said on her shirt "They're more than just friends!
ZC: What? That means she must have been -gasp- an EVIL YAOI FANGIRL!
EYF: takes picture of Yusuke evil giggle I'll get at least five hundred dollars for this on E-Bay!
DifferentEYF: also takes pictue Excuse me now, I need to use my Photoshop evil giggle
Botan: This will make it mych easier to take the slippers! trys to take them but gets shocked WHAT?!? EYF#1: Read the bottom of the shoe.
Botan: somehow gets Yusuke to lift his foot "The Real Ruby Slippers: Edited by the Evil Yaoi Fangirls" So? Your working for me, remember?
EYF#2: You got it it backwards, missy! Fanfic writers ALWAYS overpower the characters! BWHAHAHAHAHA!
Botan: Oh, fiddle sticks.
EYF#1: But we'll keep working working for you! As long as you supply us with OUR kind of doujinshis.
Kurama: HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK WE'RE GAY!
ZC: Ace and I have travled to the far courners of the internet. You don't want to know, Kurama. You don't want to know.
Hiei: How many many people DON'T think we're gay?
Ace: Oh, a lot! But they all LOVE you guys! ZC: For example, we know you're not gay. And Ace is madly in love with Hiei.
Hiei: sweatdrop Your kidding, right?
Ace: YES, SHE'S KIDDING!!! strangles ZC He's a cartoon character! I don't have any feelings for him!!!! Besides, ZC, your walls are covered with pictures of you and Kurama!
ZC: Heh heh heh.
Kurama: sweatdrops So which is wrose? EYF or the THEIR kind?
Ace: OKAY, PEOPLE! Back on track! ahem
Botan: I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too! holds up oar
Everyone: gasp
ZC: The oar! That's where it went!
Botan: waves oar and she and the EYFs disapper
ZC: They're gone! Yay!
Ace: trys to go in the script room Crap! It's locked!
KuramaHiei: Nooooooooooooo!
Kurama: This is so unfair!
Kuwabara: I feel un-loved.
Yukina: pats him on back
Hiei: GLARE
Genkai: I'm going to end this chapter now.
Ace: Only writers/directors can end it! How-
Genkai: annoyed I'm..... a freakin..... psychic!
Ace: Oh. Right. Bye, everyone.
End of Chapter 3
Yusuke: What? Oh. ahem Who the heck is she? points to Botan I tought I killed the stinkin' witch.
Yukina: This is her sister, the Wicked Witch of the West. She's much uglier than the other one.
Botan: vein pops out
Yukina: I mean... She's much WORSE than the other one.
Botan: with witch costume on Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you? points to Yusuke
Yusuke: Hell yeah!
Yukina: to Botan Aren't you forgeting something?
Botan: The ruby slippers! Yes! goes to crappy scenery aka house They're gone! The ruby slippers! What have you done with them?! Give them back to me or I'll-
Yukina: It's too late! There they are, and there they'll stay!
everyone looks at Yusuke's feet
Yusuke: What are you guys look-WHAT THE?!? Yusuke has ruby slippers on
Kuwa'sCat: BWHAHAHAHA!
Yusuke: What the? Why are you laughing?
Kuwa'sCat: I've always hated you.
Yusuke: I helped you out once!
Kuwa'sCat: I could've taken care of myself.
Ace: Hold up! Since when do cats talk?
ZC: Haven't you seen Sailor Moon?
Ace: But that's an anime! This-uh... oh... please continue.
Yusuke: What the &#? No way I'm wearing glittery high-heels! THEY HAVE BOWS ON 'EM!
Botan: Then hand over the slippers!
ZC: No, Yusuke! Don't give them to her!
Yusuke: They're just props!
Ace: Yes... uh... about that. These are actually the REAL MAGICAL ruby slippers!
Kuwabara: Let me get this straight. Almost everything you have is crappy except for the ruby slippers, which you could proabaly get hundred of thousands of dollars for and buy better scenery.
ZC: shock Um... well, actually... yes. So Yusuke give the slippers to us. We'll give you these spray-painted sneakers. holds up Converse
Yusuke: Fine! trys to take them off but they electrically shock him What the? Ace: Wait! I thought it was too easy to get those slippers!
Flashback
in dimly lighted room
Ace: So, these are the genuine article?
MysteriousPerson: Yes, the real ruby slippers!
Ace: They'll be perfect for the fanfic!
MP: You's going to be Dorothy?
Ace: Uh... heh heh... Urameshi Yusuke.
MP: giggles evilly Perfect. That'll be three dollars
End Flashback
Ace: Oh no, I get it now!
ZC: What?
Ace: The Mysterious Person! It said on her shirt "They're more than just friends!
ZC: What? That means she must have been -gasp- an EVIL YAOI FANGIRL!
EYF: takes picture of Yusuke evil giggle I'll get at least five hundred dollars for this on E-Bay!
DifferentEYF: also takes pictue Excuse me now, I need to use my Photoshop evil giggle
Botan: This will make it mych easier to take the slippers! trys to take them but gets shocked WHAT?!? EYF#1: Read the bottom of the shoe.
Botan: somehow gets Yusuke to lift his foot "The Real Ruby Slippers: Edited by the Evil Yaoi Fangirls" So? Your working for me, remember?
EYF#2: You got it it backwards, missy! Fanfic writers ALWAYS overpower the characters! BWHAHAHAHAHA!
Botan: Oh, fiddle sticks.
EYF#1: But we'll keep working working for you! As long as you supply us with OUR kind of doujinshis.
Kurama: HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK WE'RE GAY!
ZC: Ace and I have travled to the far courners of the internet. You don't want to know, Kurama. You don't want to know.
Hiei: How many many people DON'T think we're gay?
Ace: Oh, a lot! But they all LOVE you guys! ZC: For example, we know you're not gay. And Ace is madly in love with Hiei.
Hiei: sweatdrop Your kidding, right?
Ace: YES, SHE'S KIDDING!!! strangles ZC He's a cartoon character! I don't have any feelings for him!!!! Besides, ZC, your walls are covered with pictures of you and Kurama!
ZC: Heh heh heh.
Kurama: sweatdrops So which is wrose? EYF or the THEIR kind?
Ace: OKAY, PEOPLE! Back on track! ahem
Botan: I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too! holds up oar
Everyone: gasp
ZC: The oar! That's where it went!
Botan: waves oar and she and the EYFs disapper
ZC: They're gone! Yay!
Ace: trys to go in the script room Crap! It's locked!
KuramaHiei: Nooooooooooooo!
Kurama: This is so unfair!
Kuwabara: I feel un-loved.
Yukina: pats him on back
Hiei: GLARE
Genkai: I'm going to end this chapter now.
Ace: Only writers/directors can end it! How-
Genkai: annoyed I'm..... a freakin..... psychic!
Ace: Oh. Right. Bye, everyone.
End of Chapter 3