ZC: Well, the EYFs are gone. For now. I think we should continue.
Ace: Yeah. Disclaimer: Too lazy to repeat. Check other chapters. Let's see, what part of the fanfic are we at?
Yusuke: The end.
ZC: Of the munchkin scene. Uh... I think it's Yukina's line.
Yukina: ahem I'm afraid you've made rather a bad enemy of the Wicked Witch of the West. The sooner you get out of Oz, the safer you'll sleep.
Yusuke: Well no duh, I wanna get outta here. But what am I goona do? Call up a tornado to take me back? Can't do that!
Yukina: I suppose that's true. The only person that can help you is the great and powerful Wizard of Oz herself. Koenma bows. After he relizes Hiei isn't bowing, he floats up and pulls him down
Yusuke: holds chin with hand Wizard of Oz, eh? Is she a good guy or bad guy?
Yukina: Oh very good, but very mysterious. She lives in Emerald City which is quite a long journey from here. Did you bring your broomstick?
Yusuke: sarcastically Oh, yes. Haven't you noticed? I've been holding it the whole time. But seriously, no. I have no sweeping device on hand.
Yukina: Well, then you'll have to walk. The munchkins will see you safely to the border of Munchkin Land.
Yusuke: And somehow I'll magically know how to get to Emerald City?
Yukina: All you have to do is follow the yellow brick-
Ace: Wait, wait! Sorry, we couldn't find any yellow bricks. It's just a...... red brick road.
Yusuke: What do you mean you couldn't find yellow bricks?!? Couldn't you've just painted them yellow?!?! I mean, who's gonna follow a RED brick road?
Ace: We didn't paint it because.................... stuff. Please continue!
Yukina: All you have to do is follow the red brick road.
Yusuke: But that's so stup-
Yukina: Just follow the red brick red. disappears in bubble thingy
Koenma: Follow the red brick road!
Hiei: What they said.
ZC: Time for the song. Hiei? Sing along.
Hiei: Hn. Okay. EveryoneOnSet(which is only three people and one cat, remember): Follow the red brick road. Follow the red brick road. Follow follow follow follow follow the red brick road.
We're of to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz.
We hear she is a wiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there waz.
If ever, oh ever, a wiz there waz, the Wizard of Oz is one be-coz Be-coz, be-coz, be-coz, be-coz, be-coz-
Be-coz of the wonderful things she does(Yusuke: Yeah, right.
We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz.
Yusuke and Kuwa'sCat exit
Hiei: FINALLY! goes Hiei-super-speed to the changing room, makes sure to destroy the camera, and changes into his regular clothes Ace: Okay now it's the...... oh no. Scarecrow scene.
Kuwabara: Yeah, alright! I actually get to do something.
Ace: Put this on. And hurry up. shoves Scarecrow costume towards Kuwabara
Kuwabara: Uh...okay. goes into changing room changes comes out with patched up ugly costume with straw coming out of it Well, this is embarrassing.
Yusuke: It's nothing compared to Hiei.
Hiei: glare
ZC: Let's just get started!
Act I, Scene IV The red brick road splits. In the middle is a fake corn feild with Kuwabara standing in front of a pole looking grumpy (and stupid
ZC: Ace? We have a problem.
Ace: trying to unlock script room with bobby pin What is it?
ZC: What do we do if the Scarecrow is taller than the pole that he's suppose to be hanging off of?
Ace: Just-I don't know! Pretend or something!
ZC: Okay, I guess there's no delaying it any longer. Let's get started.
Yusuke: enters Uh. looks to the left path looks to the right path Isn't this just peachy-keen. Which way do we go now?
Kuwabara: Uh... um... Line?
ZC: You point left and then you say "Pardon me, but that's a nice way to go"
Kuwabara: Oh points right That way's okay.
Yusuke: What the? Who said that?
Kuwa'sCat: He did. points to Kuwabara
Yusuke: Toto, don't be stupid! Idiots can't talk! looks away from Kuwabara
Kuwabara: Uhh..... Line?
ZC: whacks self Point the other direction and say "That ways a pretty nice way, too"
Kuwabara: Oh yeah! points right again That way's cool, too.
Yusuke: That's funny, he's still pointing THE SAME DIRECTION AS BEFORE.
Kuwabara: Uh? Oh! points left
Yusuke: Hey, even funnier. He's pointing a different direction.
Kuwabara: Lin-
ZC: Point in BOTH directions and say "Of course, people do go both ways"!!!! Ace: gives up trying to unlock script room What's all the yelling about?
ZC: KuwaBAKA here forgot his lines.
Kuwabara: I didn't forget them. I never knew them.
ZC: whacks self You know what, better yet-whacks Kuwabara
Kuwabara: Ow, hey!
Ace: sigh Here, I thought this might happen. I wrote all his lines on these cue cards. Koenma, hold these up for me.
Koenma: floats to eye-level Why me?
Ace: You have nothing else to do.
Koenma: Oh, alright. holds up cue cards
Kuwabara: ahem points arms both ways Of course, people do go both ways.
Yusuke: You can read?
Kuwabara: shakes head nods shakes head nods
Yusuke: Are you stupid? Or can't you make up your mind?
Kuwabara: All of the above.
Ace: THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE. How could you POSSIBLY get it wrong? Your lines are right in front of you!!!! Where's Botan's broom-slash-oar-slash-flying thingy when you need it?
Kuwabara: Oh ahem That's the problem. I can't make up my mind. 'Cause I haven't got a brain.
Yusuke: Yes, the first step recovery is admitting you have a problem, Kuwabara. But how can you talk if don't have a brain?
Kuwabara: I don't know. But some people who don't have brains do an awful lot of talking.
Yusuke: You can say that again! I guess we haven't met properly. WAASSSSUUUPPP!
Kuwabara: How do you do?
Ace: sniker That's the one thing I never expected Kuwabara to say.
Yusuke: I've just been sucked from my home with a cat that hates me with EYFs changing the script. I'm just fine.
Kuwabara: Oh, I'm not feeling at all well. You see it's very tedious having a pole stuck up your back.
Yusuke: Um.....Okay. What does that have to do with you?
Kuwabara: Just play along, Urameshi!
Yusuke: Fine. Can you get down?
Kuwabara: No, I'm stuck.
Yusuke: I guess I'm going to have to help you down. pulls him onto the red brick road
Kuwabara: does a really fake fall and fake stuffing falls out There goes some of me again!
Yusuke: Are you gonna die now?
Kuwabara: Of coure not! I just pick it up and stuff it back it in again! Yusuke: Oh poo.
Ace: You know what, this is pathetic. No one wants to read a scene with you two in it. They're just gonna keep scrolling down muttering "C'mon, c'mon. Where's Kurama saying all that stuff that the EYFs are making him say? I want Hiei in that dress! Or at least him changing into it"
Kurama: You disturb me greatly.
Ace: I'm just sayin! There's a lot of EYFs reading this! Or at least a couple NTEBSEYFs.
ZC: What are those?
Ace: Not That Evil But Sorta Evil Yaoi Fangirls.
ZC: Oh. Kay.
Ace: I want to go to the Tinman scene. Hiei! Costume change!
Hiei: goes into changing room comes out wearing an AWESOME silver tuxedo Grrrr.
ZC: Whoa! THAT'S the Tinman costume? Since when do we have a COOL costume?
Ace: I thought Hiei deserved something cool after the....... dress.
Hiei: I DON'T wear tuxedos.
EYF: magically appears That's not fair! We all want Hiei to be tortured! See! I even painted the OTHER Tinman costume pink with white hearts! holds it up
ZC: AH-HA! Everyone, ATTACK HER WHILE SHE'S ALONE!
EYF: EEP! disappers
everyone slams into each other where the EYF was seconds before
Ace:Owwww.
Kurama: is under Hiei AHH!! Get off of me!
Hiei: ARG!! quickly gets off Kurama: Your always on top-NO!!! I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!! hits head against wall-DONK DONK DONK DONK
Ace: after everyone got up and dusted themselves off Um.... Let's go to the tree scene right before the Tinman scene.
Act I Scene V a bunch of cardboard trees and a fake cottage-thingy
Yusuke: walks up to tree Oh yipptee-doo. App---wait a minute. These aren't apples. They're lemons!
KuramaHiei: LEMONS!?!? starts pounding on the studio door GET US OUT OF HERE!
Trees: evil giggles
Yusuke: Uh-oh. I know those evil giggles anywhere.
Trees: TIME TO FINISH THE CHAPTER!
ZC: Aw, crap. Fine.
Ace: We didn't DO anything in this chapter!
KuramaHiei: now trying to break down door with battering ram
ZC: Stop it, guys!! Stop it!!! We need you!
Kurama: The EYFs have LEMONS!!! We're NOT staying!
Kuwabara:I don't get it.
everyone stops what they're doing
ZCAce: Oi gavach! END OF CHAPTER 4!!
Ace: Yeah. Disclaimer: Too lazy to repeat. Check other chapters. Let's see, what part of the fanfic are we at?
Yusuke: The end.
ZC: Of the munchkin scene. Uh... I think it's Yukina's line.
Yukina: ahem I'm afraid you've made rather a bad enemy of the Wicked Witch of the West. The sooner you get out of Oz, the safer you'll sleep.
Yusuke: Well no duh, I wanna get outta here. But what am I goona do? Call up a tornado to take me back? Can't do that!
Yukina: I suppose that's true. The only person that can help you is the great and powerful Wizard of Oz herself. Koenma bows. After he relizes Hiei isn't bowing, he floats up and pulls him down
Yusuke: holds chin with hand Wizard of Oz, eh? Is she a good guy or bad guy?
Yukina: Oh very good, but very mysterious. She lives in Emerald City which is quite a long journey from here. Did you bring your broomstick?
Yusuke: sarcastically Oh, yes. Haven't you noticed? I've been holding it the whole time. But seriously, no. I have no sweeping device on hand.
Yukina: Well, then you'll have to walk. The munchkins will see you safely to the border of Munchkin Land.
Yusuke: And somehow I'll magically know how to get to Emerald City?
Yukina: All you have to do is follow the yellow brick-
Ace: Wait, wait! Sorry, we couldn't find any yellow bricks. It's just a...... red brick road.
Yusuke: What do you mean you couldn't find yellow bricks?!? Couldn't you've just painted them yellow?!?! I mean, who's gonna follow a RED brick road?
Ace: We didn't paint it because.................... stuff. Please continue!
Yukina: All you have to do is follow the red brick road.
Yusuke: But that's so stup-
Yukina: Just follow the red brick red. disappears in bubble thingy
Koenma: Follow the red brick road!
Hiei: What they said.
ZC: Time for the song. Hiei? Sing along.
Hiei: Hn. Okay. EveryoneOnSet(which is only three people and one cat, remember): Follow the red brick road. Follow the red brick road. Follow follow follow follow follow the red brick road.
We're of to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz.
We hear she is a wiz of a wiz if ever a wiz there waz.
If ever, oh ever, a wiz there waz, the Wizard of Oz is one be-coz Be-coz, be-coz, be-coz, be-coz, be-coz-
Be-coz of the wonderful things she does(Yusuke: Yeah, right.
We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz.
Yusuke and Kuwa'sCat exit
Hiei: FINALLY! goes Hiei-super-speed to the changing room, makes sure to destroy the camera, and changes into his regular clothes Ace: Okay now it's the...... oh no. Scarecrow scene.
Kuwabara: Yeah, alright! I actually get to do something.
Ace: Put this on. And hurry up. shoves Scarecrow costume towards Kuwabara
Kuwabara: Uh...okay. goes into changing room changes comes out with patched up ugly costume with straw coming out of it Well, this is embarrassing.
Yusuke: It's nothing compared to Hiei.
Hiei: glare
ZC: Let's just get started!
Act I, Scene IV The red brick road splits. In the middle is a fake corn feild with Kuwabara standing in front of a pole looking grumpy (and stupid
ZC: Ace? We have a problem.
Ace: trying to unlock script room with bobby pin What is it?
ZC: What do we do if the Scarecrow is taller than the pole that he's suppose to be hanging off of?
Ace: Just-I don't know! Pretend or something!
ZC: Okay, I guess there's no delaying it any longer. Let's get started.
Yusuke: enters Uh. looks to the left path looks to the right path Isn't this just peachy-keen. Which way do we go now?
Kuwabara: Uh... um... Line?
ZC: You point left and then you say "Pardon me, but that's a nice way to go"
Kuwabara: Oh points right That way's okay.
Yusuke: What the? Who said that?
Kuwa'sCat: He did. points to Kuwabara
Yusuke: Toto, don't be stupid! Idiots can't talk! looks away from Kuwabara
Kuwabara: Uhh..... Line?
ZC: whacks self Point the other direction and say "That ways a pretty nice way, too"
Kuwabara: Oh yeah! points right again That way's cool, too.
Yusuke: That's funny, he's still pointing THE SAME DIRECTION AS BEFORE.
Kuwabara: Uh? Oh! points left
Yusuke: Hey, even funnier. He's pointing a different direction.
Kuwabara: Lin-
ZC: Point in BOTH directions and say "Of course, people do go both ways"!!!! Ace: gives up trying to unlock script room What's all the yelling about?
ZC: KuwaBAKA here forgot his lines.
Kuwabara: I didn't forget them. I never knew them.
ZC: whacks self You know what, better yet-whacks Kuwabara
Kuwabara: Ow, hey!
Ace: sigh Here, I thought this might happen. I wrote all his lines on these cue cards. Koenma, hold these up for me.
Koenma: floats to eye-level Why me?
Ace: You have nothing else to do.
Koenma: Oh, alright. holds up cue cards
Kuwabara: ahem points arms both ways Of course, people do go both ways.
Yusuke: You can read?
Kuwabara: shakes head nods shakes head nods
Yusuke: Are you stupid? Or can't you make up your mind?
Kuwabara: All of the above.
Ace: THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE. How could you POSSIBLY get it wrong? Your lines are right in front of you!!!! Where's Botan's broom-slash-oar-slash-flying thingy when you need it?
Kuwabara: Oh ahem That's the problem. I can't make up my mind. 'Cause I haven't got a brain.
Yusuke: Yes, the first step recovery is admitting you have a problem, Kuwabara. But how can you talk if don't have a brain?
Kuwabara: I don't know. But some people who don't have brains do an awful lot of talking.
Yusuke: You can say that again! I guess we haven't met properly. WAASSSSUUUPPP!
Kuwabara: How do you do?
Ace: sniker That's the one thing I never expected Kuwabara to say.
Yusuke: I've just been sucked from my home with a cat that hates me with EYFs changing the script. I'm just fine.
Kuwabara: Oh, I'm not feeling at all well. You see it's very tedious having a pole stuck up your back.
Yusuke: Um.....Okay. What does that have to do with you?
Kuwabara: Just play along, Urameshi!
Yusuke: Fine. Can you get down?
Kuwabara: No, I'm stuck.
Yusuke: I guess I'm going to have to help you down. pulls him onto the red brick road
Kuwabara: does a really fake fall and fake stuffing falls out There goes some of me again!
Yusuke: Are you gonna die now?
Kuwabara: Of coure not! I just pick it up and stuff it back it in again! Yusuke: Oh poo.
Ace: You know what, this is pathetic. No one wants to read a scene with you two in it. They're just gonna keep scrolling down muttering "C'mon, c'mon. Where's Kurama saying all that stuff that the EYFs are making him say? I want Hiei in that dress! Or at least him changing into it"
Kurama: You disturb me greatly.
Ace: I'm just sayin! There's a lot of EYFs reading this! Or at least a couple NTEBSEYFs.
ZC: What are those?
Ace: Not That Evil But Sorta Evil Yaoi Fangirls.
ZC: Oh. Kay.
Ace: I want to go to the Tinman scene. Hiei! Costume change!
Hiei: goes into changing room comes out wearing an AWESOME silver tuxedo Grrrr.
ZC: Whoa! THAT'S the Tinman costume? Since when do we have a COOL costume?
Ace: I thought Hiei deserved something cool after the....... dress.
Hiei: I DON'T wear tuxedos.
EYF: magically appears That's not fair! We all want Hiei to be tortured! See! I even painted the OTHER Tinman costume pink with white hearts! holds it up
ZC: AH-HA! Everyone, ATTACK HER WHILE SHE'S ALONE!
EYF: EEP! disappers
everyone slams into each other where the EYF was seconds before
Ace:Owwww.
Kurama: is under Hiei AHH!! Get off of me!
Hiei: ARG!! quickly gets off Kurama: Your always on top-NO!!! I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!! hits head against wall-DONK DONK DONK DONK
Ace: after everyone got up and dusted themselves off Um.... Let's go to the tree scene right before the Tinman scene.
Act I Scene V a bunch of cardboard trees and a fake cottage-thingy
Yusuke: walks up to tree Oh yipptee-doo. App---wait a minute. These aren't apples. They're lemons!
KuramaHiei: LEMONS!?!? starts pounding on the studio door GET US OUT OF HERE!
Trees: evil giggles
Yusuke: Uh-oh. I know those evil giggles anywhere.
Trees: TIME TO FINISH THE CHAPTER!
ZC: Aw, crap. Fine.
Ace: We didn't DO anything in this chapter!
KuramaHiei: now trying to break down door with battering ram
ZC: Stop it, guys!! Stop it!!! We need you!
Kurama: The EYFs have LEMONS!!! We're NOT staying!
Kuwabara:I don't get it.
everyone stops what they're doing
ZCAce: Oi gavach! END OF CHAPTER 4!!