Ace: Yo. Disclaimer: See last four chapters. Sooo... who's gonna gonna tell Kuwabara about lemons? looks at ZC
ZC: Oh no! I'm not telling! Do you remember not too long ago when Kuwabara was ignorant of another embarrassing fact?
Ace: I seem to recall such an event.
Flashback to Chapter 1
ZC: A nice girl like you shouldn't know. I'LL tell Kuwabara.
Ace:Yay! Go ZC!
Zc: You owe me big time! Okay Kuwabara, come over here. whispers
End of Flashback
Ace: Why isn't the "C" in "ZC" capitialized?
ZC: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!! I told Kuwabara about yaoi, now YOU tell him about lemons!
Kuwabara: I know what lemons are! They're small, egg-shaped, ediable citrus fruits with pale-yellow rinds and a juciy, sour pulp, rich in vitamin C.
Ace: He's so dumb he's a genius!
Kuwabara: Hey! Don't call me names!Um, What's a genius anyway?
Ace: Well, here goes nothin. whispers to Kuwabara what a "lemon" is
Kuwabara: motioless for seconds............ even more seconds......... seconds............... Yusuke hits him I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!! THAT'S JUST NASTY!!! Thank god there's no fics about me!
EYF/Tree: Who ever said that?
Kuwabara: twitch twitch AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ZC: The sooner we get this scene is over with, the sooner we can leave.
Hiei: still helping Kurama with the battering ram.... We're leaving NOW.
ZC: sigh walks over to door and stops Hiei and Kurama points to sign that says "MADE BY AND FOR FANFIC WRITERS. Can not be destroyed by characters
Kurama:Where did you get all this fanfic property, anyway?
Ace: smiles Inheritance.
Kurama: Inheritance? From wh-
ZC: Okay, let's get started now, shall we? Hiei, we gave you a cool costume. Technically, you're not in the tree-scene thing anyway. So can you please just go up? The EYFs won't be near you.
Hiei: Can't you just destroy the EYFs?
ZC: Okay, we've told you a billion times: characters can't hurt fanfic writers!
Kurama: What? But you-
Ace: We're BOTH fanfic writers AND characters, if you haven't noticed. The same goes for all the EYFs. So that means-
ZC: Wait a minute, Ace. Who said they were all fic writers?
Ace: Uh? What do you mean? Of course they're all-
ZC: Maybe not! They're Evil Yaoi FanGIRLS. Not fanfic writers. I'm sure some of them are authors of thos terrible terrible yaoi storys, but not all of them.
Ace: A loophole! But we don't have any time to do anything about it. Let's just get going. Yusuke, it's your line.
Act I, Scene VI Yusuke: No way! I'm not working with these sickos! points to EYFs
EYF: Aw, come on. We won't do anything THAT bad!
Yusuke: OF course you'll do stuff THAT bad! Hell, you'll probably do worse!
Ace: Okay, then skip right to the part where you guys meet the Tinman. Which is nowhere near the EYF lemon trees. It's of the side..... sorta... kinda... JUST GET ON WITH IT!! Hiei, take your spot. Oh, and take this. gives Hiei a crappy plastic ax
Hiei: Grrrr. goes over to spot holding crappy plastic ax
Yusuke: walks right in front of him and points Oh look. A man. sniker Well, a man who wore a dress.
Hiei: trys to kill Yusuke, but he can't move WAHMMERF GMMNAF?!? FYI: he can't move his mouth either
ZC: Sorry, Hiei, but we knew you wouldn't stay in character. We put a spell on you that prevents you from moving. You know, like the rusted up Tinman dude? Anyway, the only way for you to move again is to squirt you with the stuff in that oil can points to oil can next to Hiei.
Hiei: annoyed actually, more like pissed Hn.
Ace: Yusuke, please just say your normal lines.
Yusuke: Okay, but they won't make sense. ahem Look. A man made out of tin.
Hiei: Hn.
Yusuke: Are you talking to me?
Hiei: Hn.
Yusuke: He said "Hn", which I suppose translates to "Oil can.
Kuwabara: What can oil do?
Yusuke: Wha?
Kuwabara: I mean- Oil can what?
Kuwa'sCat: Bark. gives oil can to Yusuke
Yusuke: Okay, I'm going out on a limb here, but I think he was talking about this. holds up can Uh... wait a minute. This next line sounds like an EYF wrote it.
ZC: No, that's really in the script.
Yusuke: Crap through clenched teeth Where do you want to be oiled first?
EYFs: evil giggles
Yusuke: Shut up!
Hiei: Hn.
Kuwabara: He said "Hn" which translates to "I want to kill you all". Let's oil his mouth.
Yusuke: Whatever you say. squirts stuff on Hiei's mouth
Hiei: coughs That stuff tastes like shit.
Ace: Sorry. Can we-
EYF: pops out of nowhere Hold up! The Bubbley One wants us to stop this chapter now.
Ace:What? The Bubbley One? Oh, you mean Botan. Wait a minute, we aren't letting you end this chapter! We're right in the middle of a scene.
ZC: How did you know Botan is "The Bubbley One?
Ace: She's all.... Well because.... She's bubbley! You know!
ZC: No.
EYF: Okay, I am ending the chapter. So there.
ZC: Can you at least tell us WHY "The Bubbley One" wants you to end the chapter?
EYF: No. I can not.
Genkai: I can. She-
EYF: Okay, end of chapter 5!
ZC: Oh no! I'm not telling! Do you remember not too long ago when Kuwabara was ignorant of another embarrassing fact?
Ace: I seem to recall such an event.
Flashback to Chapter 1
ZC: A nice girl like you shouldn't know. I'LL tell Kuwabara.
Ace:Yay! Go ZC!
Zc: You owe me big time! Okay Kuwabara, come over here. whispers
End of Flashback
Ace: Why isn't the "C" in "ZC" capitialized?
ZC: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!! I told Kuwabara about yaoi, now YOU tell him about lemons!
Kuwabara: I know what lemons are! They're small, egg-shaped, ediable citrus fruits with pale-yellow rinds and a juciy, sour pulp, rich in vitamin C.
Ace: He's so dumb he's a genius!
Kuwabara: Hey! Don't call me names!Um, What's a genius anyway?
Ace: Well, here goes nothin. whispers to Kuwabara what a "lemon" is
Kuwabara: motioless for seconds............ even more seconds......... seconds............... Yusuke hits him I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!! THAT'S JUST NASTY!!! Thank god there's no fics about me!
EYF/Tree: Who ever said that?
Kuwabara: twitch twitch AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ZC: The sooner we get this scene is over with, the sooner we can leave.
Hiei: still helping Kurama with the battering ram.... We're leaving NOW.
ZC: sigh walks over to door and stops Hiei and Kurama points to sign that says "MADE BY AND FOR FANFIC WRITERS. Can not be destroyed by characters
Kurama:Where did you get all this fanfic property, anyway?
Ace: smiles Inheritance.
Kurama: Inheritance? From wh-
ZC: Okay, let's get started now, shall we? Hiei, we gave you a cool costume. Technically, you're not in the tree-scene thing anyway. So can you please just go up? The EYFs won't be near you.
Hiei: Can't you just destroy the EYFs?
ZC: Okay, we've told you a billion times: characters can't hurt fanfic writers!
Kurama: What? But you-
Ace: We're BOTH fanfic writers AND characters, if you haven't noticed. The same goes for all the EYFs. So that means-
ZC: Wait a minute, Ace. Who said they were all fic writers?
Ace: Uh? What do you mean? Of course they're all-
ZC: Maybe not! They're Evil Yaoi FanGIRLS. Not fanfic writers. I'm sure some of them are authors of thos terrible terrible yaoi storys, but not all of them.
Ace: A loophole! But we don't have any time to do anything about it. Let's just get going. Yusuke, it's your line.
Act I, Scene VI Yusuke: No way! I'm not working with these sickos! points to EYFs
EYF: Aw, come on. We won't do anything THAT bad!
Yusuke: OF course you'll do stuff THAT bad! Hell, you'll probably do worse!
Ace: Okay, then skip right to the part where you guys meet the Tinman. Which is nowhere near the EYF lemon trees. It's of the side..... sorta... kinda... JUST GET ON WITH IT!! Hiei, take your spot. Oh, and take this. gives Hiei a crappy plastic ax
Hiei: Grrrr. goes over to spot holding crappy plastic ax
Yusuke: walks right in front of him and points Oh look. A man. sniker Well, a man who wore a dress.
Hiei: trys to kill Yusuke, but he can't move WAHMMERF GMMNAF?!? FYI: he can't move his mouth either
ZC: Sorry, Hiei, but we knew you wouldn't stay in character. We put a spell on you that prevents you from moving. You know, like the rusted up Tinman dude? Anyway, the only way for you to move again is to squirt you with the stuff in that oil can points to oil can next to Hiei.
Hiei: annoyed actually, more like pissed Hn.
Ace: Yusuke, please just say your normal lines.
Yusuke: Okay, but they won't make sense. ahem Look. A man made out of tin.
Hiei: Hn.
Yusuke: Are you talking to me?
Hiei: Hn.
Yusuke: He said "Hn", which I suppose translates to "Oil can.
Kuwabara: What can oil do?
Yusuke: Wha?
Kuwabara: I mean- Oil can what?
Kuwa'sCat: Bark. gives oil can to Yusuke
Yusuke: Okay, I'm going out on a limb here, but I think he was talking about this. holds up can Uh... wait a minute. This next line sounds like an EYF wrote it.
ZC: No, that's really in the script.
Yusuke: Crap through clenched teeth Where do you want to be oiled first?
EYFs: evil giggles
Yusuke: Shut up!
Hiei: Hn.
Kuwabara: He said "Hn" which translates to "I want to kill you all". Let's oil his mouth.
Yusuke: Whatever you say. squirts stuff on Hiei's mouth
Hiei: coughs That stuff tastes like shit.
Ace: Sorry. Can we-
EYF: pops out of nowhere Hold up! The Bubbley One wants us to stop this chapter now.
Ace:What? The Bubbley One? Oh, you mean Botan. Wait a minute, we aren't letting you end this chapter! We're right in the middle of a scene.
ZC: How did you know Botan is "The Bubbley One?
Ace: She's all.... Well because.... She's bubbley! You know!
ZC: No.
EYF: Okay, I am ending the chapter. So there.
ZC: Can you at least tell us WHY "The Bubbley One" wants you to end the chapter?
EYF: No. I can not.
Genkai: I can. She-
EYF: Okay, end of chapter 5!