ZC: WHY DID WE TAKE SO LONG!
Ace: Writers block.
Hiei: Do you how long I've been standing here?
Ace: snikers at evil plan to keep Hiei as a statue in her room
Yusuke: Can we PLEASE get on with the stupid scene already?
ZC: Okay, Hiei, you know your next line.
Hiei: Oil my arms, please, oil my elbows.
Ace: Is he actually in character? A miricle.
ZC: Something's not right Yusuke: Yeah, something's fishy.
Hiei: Whatever do you mean? blink blink (not cute blinks. Just...Hiei blinks
Yusuke: Here Kuwabara, you oil him.
EYFs: goes into a fit of giggles
Hiei: glare
Kuwabara: You guys think I can't do it, don't you? I, the great Kuwabara Kazuma can do everything! squirts oil
Hiei: punches Kuwabara with now free arm
Kuwabara: I think I'll take a nappy now. faints
Ace: He may not be in character, but at least he hurt Kuwabara. Hiei's so kick-ass!
Hiei: grabs oil can Thanks, I can take it from here. oils self
Yusuke: trys to follow script Um... How did this happen to you? Hiei: points to Ace
Yusuke: Well, you're perfect now.
Hiei: Hn.
ZC: Say your line!
Hiei: Grrrr. I'm not perfect. I don't have a heart. Not that I care. Kurama: sipping coffee Are we almost to my scene?
ZC: Yeah, are we almost to his scene?? I have the coolest costume for him!
Kurama: Uh-oh.
Ace: Well, we still have Hiei's song in this scene.
Hiei: pupils shrink
ZC: What, you don't like the idea of singing?
Hiei: glares at directors I am NOT singing that baka ningen song.
Ace: But-
Hiei: glare
Ace: Okay, okay!! Fine! Let's just go to Kurama's scene.
ZC: YAY!
Meanwhile, at the Evil Lair of Bubbley
Botan: floating on her oar and dressed in black evil cackle So, they don't want Hiei to sing his song, eh? I can fix THAT!
EYF21: What do you propose we do?
Botan: The Directors/Writers are planing to broadcast the Genkai of Oz: A Yu Yu Hakusho parody on Fox. And-
EYF37: Why Fox?
Botan: HBO sucks. Anyway, instead of the Genkai of Oz, I'M going to air a DIFFERENT tape.
EYF45: I have a question, Bubbley One. Why did you stop in the middle of the Tinman scene anyway?
Botan: Two reasons. One, so I could edit this tape. And two, to piss off the readers and make them go away forever!
EYF45: looks at YOU Doesn't seem to be working.
Scene (number... um..) : Fox Scene.
Kuwabara: Oh goodie, my favorite part! This my part to shown off my incredible signing voice!!! grabs kareoke micrphone
ZC: Kuwabara, this isn't a song!
Ace: Too late.
Kuwabara: singing in an incredibly AWFUL singing voice. I mean, add nails on a chalkboard and Backstreet Boys and multiply it by a billion. That's how bad his voice is LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY! LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY! LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY!
Yusuke: plugging ears MY EARS!
Hiei: puts on earmuffs to block sound
Ace:EEEEEE!!!! HIEI'S SO CUTE WITH EARMUFFS!
ZC: hits Ace You're too obsessed.
Hiei:takes off earmuffs and bears through the incredicably horrible singing
Kuwabara: LIONS AND TIGERS AND......uh......um.....I forgot the rest.
Yusuke: stuffs a pilliow in Kuwabara's mouth
Ace: Hey, now Kuwabara's down in the mouth. cracks up at own pathetic attempt at a joke
EveryoneElse: falls on their face
Kurama: in chibi fox costume perfectly in character Hah! Put 'em up! Put 'em up! Which ones of yas first? I'll takes yas alls togethers if ya alls want. I'll fight ya' with one paws tied behind my back! I'll fight ya standing on one foot! I'll fight ya' with my eyes closed. Oh, pullin' a axe on me, eh?
Hiei: shocked at Kurama's in-caracter-ness Not really.
Kurama: Sneaking up on me, eh?
Kuwabara: What?
Ace: Okay, Kurama. Very good. But.... it's.... it's...... just not you.
Kurama: Of course it's not me. I am acting.
ZC: Well, you're a very good actor. Like when you act that you're losing a fight!! I mean, you're not ACTUALLY losing.
Kurama: Heh heh. Yes. Acting.
Hiei: Hn.
ZC: But, I think that's enough acting for now. All you have to do is your song!
Kurama: But they didn't have to sing!! points to Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara
ZC: They probably CAN'T sing.
Ace: HEY! I bet Hiei can sing!
Hiei: Hn.
ZC: Oh yeah, what WOULD he sign?
Ace: Uh... He would sign.... um... Actually, I can't imagine him signing.
ZC: Right. So, Kurama. Will you pleeeease sign for me? sparkley eyes
Kurama, a bit taken aback, blinked a few times. But then nodded solemly
ZC: Yay! hands Kurama microphone
Kurama: holds mic and begins to sign
A Half an Hour Later
The cast walks out of the forest scenery to the lounge. ZC is sparkly eyed, Ace is stunned, Hiei is.... normal, Yusuke is twiching convulsively, Kuwabara is on a stretcher carried by Keiko and Koenma (Yukina is checking up on his breathing which had become raspy)
Kurama: er.. How was I?
ZC: Words fail me! swoons
Ace: It was stupendous! I loved it and I'm sure Hiei would have done just as good a job!
Hiei: Hn. (translation: You're kidding right!?)
Yusuke: Are you kiding!? That was the single most DORKIEST things I've ever seen Kurama do.
Kurama ;
The cast is relaxing back stage while Ace and ZC woory themselves over the next scene
Ace: This next one is totally in the hands of Botan... and... the EYFs! Bum Bum Buuum
Zc: Hmmmm.
scene fade out
Botan's Castle OF EVIL
Botan leans over a bright sphere
Botan: evil cackle So they think I'm planning somehting evil do they? evil cackle again Well... THEY'RE RIGHT! EYF #22776 fetch me..... #1!
EYF #22776: gasp But... but.. I know I'm all for yaoi with Kurama and Hiei... but... Ale? Ale the Almighty?
¥Botan motions her oar towards the exit.¥ Botan: No argumants!
EYF #22776 scurried along the corridors, dark and eerie, every wall decorated with the most famous EYFs of all time. To the EYFs this was their Royalty. The last of their royal blood was none other than the one called Ale. As EYF #22776 cowered before large oak door there was an abrupt shreik from inside. EYF #22776 pushed the door open. There, sitting in a seat of gold in a brightly lit room, was a high school student dressed in a flowing black cloak and held a mirror in front of her. The mirror had images of a yaoi torture scene, where the ear-piercing shriek had come from
Ale: Ah. Has Botan the Bubbly sent you?
EYF #22776: nod It-It-I-It-It-I-I-It-It was... handed to you to do the... to do the... to do the.
Ale grimaced and held her mirror in front of the EYFs face. A scene showed a scene with Heero and Duo of Gundam Wing. The sheets closley wrapped around them, the sweat serving as an adhesive. Heero's hands were gripped tightly onto Duo's waist. Duo was in a squat position in front of Heero. Heero used is muscular legs to
EYF #22776: lets out a scream of "beyond terror" from the scene where Heero had used his legs to do something beyond sickness in yaoi Miss-Miss Ale... weird all Oogled out eyes stared into space The bubbly one commands it that you.. you do the poppy scene.
Ale: pouts People think that just because I wrote that one fic that Im and EYF! Argh, well, I have a reputation to uphold. Please, lead my to the Bubbly One's chamber and I shall do my worst!
scene fades out
We find our heros still in the break room
Yusuke: Go on Hiei.... say it. Say it.
Hiei: No.
Kuwabara: You know you waaant to.
Hiei: No.
Kurama: Say it. Saaaaay it.
Hiei: FINE! GO FISH!
Hiei crossed his arms with his cards in his right hand, slid back in his chair and did the "Hiei Pout". Well, the "Hiei Pout" isn't really a pout at all its more of a, " I didn't want to say it- But what is the point in arguing with idiots..." and then to top it all off a " I shall glare at you now glares at you now" Kurama pulled up a 3 of hearts and Yusuke asked Kuwabara if he had any Kings
Kuwabara: I Bust so... hit me and Ill raise you fifty for that Los Angeles Dodgers Baseball Card.
all silent with odd expressions made at Kuwabara
Kurama: sighs I suppose we should find ZC and Ace before they think of something else for us to do besides the next scene.
Hiei and the rest nodded as they lay down their cards and went off in search of ZC and Ace. And they found them almost instantly
ZC: There you are! We've been looking all over.
Ace: We bought Shock Collars!
Yusuke: What?
Hiei: Hn?
Kurama: Please say that comment was completley random and had absolutley nothing to do with our next scene.
Ace: That comment was not completley random and has absoltley everything to so with your next scene.
Kurmama: groan
ZC: These shock collars will protect you from at least SOME yaoi seasonings they decide to sprinkle on the poppy feild. Ace nods and slipped on the "Acme" shock collars around each of their necks
Ace: Give them a try!
Kuwabara: WHAT?
Ace: Give them a try!
ZC pulled out a magical wand for fanfic writers and swooshed it through the air
Yusuke: I see.... his normal animated style turns to that of doujinshi, black and white and very... eh.... pretty? though I must say close up on eyes that seem perfect this gives me perfect chance to tell Kuwabara how I feel...close up on moist steaming lips
Kuwabara: What the hell!? Yusuke snap out of it! OH GAWD!
Yusuke leaned forward and embraced Kuwabara, who was pertrified with horror, and drew him close to his lips
Ace: crossing her fingers
Ace: Oh god let this work, else I'll be scarred for life. everyone else had turned their eyes away, Hiei's face was turning green
Seconds befoer Yusuke's bewitched self could set a landmark for sick fanfics everywhere a large jolt went through his collar. Zapping him back to his normal animation, which was now charred and black
Yusuke: Thank....... god.... cough of black smoke
Ace: Good... good. excelent. Now Hiei your tur.
But Hiei has disappered leaving a note behind
I'll be back for the next scene... maybe. I can't endure to look at that. On the off chance that the insane Ace would ask me to do the same nauseating thing, I'm not saying where I'm going. (Ace: Heh, heh.) -Hn.
Hiei
ZC: Oh well, now that we're all set let's go to the ...er... set!
Scene Fade out
Evil Yaoi Castle
Ale: Hm? Well, those "Acme" collars won't hold a finger against my dark magics! lets out a laugh of ... something besides a cackle We'll see. Hm? Why do ZC and Ace... those names.. so familliar.
EYF #33768: Misstress Ale, the Almighty Bubbly one thinks this chapter has gone on long enough.
Ale: Understood. Come my minions! many a little realistic doll of anime bishoujo and bishounen, no doubt used in fanfic plotting, come flying out of the crakcs in the walls..... Kinda like those dust sprites from Totoro
LilVash: Endings are always kinda sad.
LilMillie: WWWAAAAHHH! Did it have to end so soon?
LilKenshin: Indeed, it is not the most favorable of activities but it needs to be done, that it does.
Lil-Inuyasha: Let's just get this over with!
LilSumomo(Plum): On my count now! pulls out large whistle TWEET! TW-TWEEET! Heave Ho!
A large black screen falls down and ... well... that's the end.
------------End of Chapter 6-
Ace: I HATE is when they do this! Its like they just ends it so suddenly.
ZC: still all heart eyed from Kenshin's "that it does" line Yea, but It wouldn't have been much of the rest of this chapter if I were to write it... All my creative writing juices have run out.
Ace: How so?
ZC: Well let's look at creativness and crowd lovingness like a sponge. pulls down a few sponges, and a pointer to point at them with You see our first chapters are reasonably soggy, not out of control, but still a very good fic an a crowd pleaser.
Ace: Wher's those things come fro?
ZC: Pay attention! 20 points from Gryffindor! As I was saying. These sponges are reasobly soggy with the waters of creativity. points at the sponge on the far right. (or left if your reading this fanfic manga style! .) Now this chapter started out nice and soggy...... now look at the bottom. It's starting to dry up.
Ace: Um?
ZC: The point I'm trying to make is that I'm running low on juics and this conversation right now is a last minute burst. Now we have to end this chapter's follow-up comments now before the EYFs gain conrol of this portion too!
Ace: All right. Can I please have my points back now?
ZC: Sigh 20 points to Gryffindor for being.... annoying.
Ace: HEY!
And thus ends this Chapter... Don't forget to review.. ZC grabs wand.... Or else... You'll be making out with Kuwabara before you can say Ale'sGoingToDoHerWorstInTheNextChapterOfGenkaiOfOz!.. So yea.
Also as a teensyweensymeensyfleensy reminder email: - To email - To email ZimmyChild(ZC). Email her, now, because she's starting to feel left out... Zc: I thought we were a team Ace! Writing together. sniffle I'm going to have some pretend Sake now since I;m under the drinking age......