Wow. It's been like, a gabagillion years, I know. We're really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sorry. BUT GOO HAS RETURNED!! (Goo being "Genkai of Oz") Disclaimer: We no own, you no sue.
Ace: Where did my darling Hiei go? Waaaaa! cries
ZC: Remember the good ol' days when you used to be in denial?
Ace: Or bad ol' days depending on how you look at it. Back then he really could kill me; I wasn't a fic writer.
Zc: Ah, yes, the day you brought Hiei home on a chain collar.
Ace: Yea, thank god for sweet snow.
ZC: Shall we get on with the chapter?
Ace: Oui Oui!
Hiei: .
Ace: YAY! When'd you get here?
Hiei.
Kurama: He doesn't want you to know that he heard the word "sweet snow" and came running.
Hiei: deep blush yet still fuming....hn.
ZC: Alright, alright, we're doing the poppy scene. Don't forget to skip.
Ace: With smiles!
Cast: grooooan
In Evil Yaoi Castle
Ale: A-hah! So, you won't take warning, eh? All the worse for you, then!ÊI'll take care of you now instead of later! Hah!ÊWhen I gain those ruby slippers, my power will be the greatest in Oz, no, the entire WORLD! And now, my beauties! heehee
Something with passion in it, IÊthink. With passion in it, and attractive to the eye and soothing to the smell! Yaoi!ÊYaoi! Yaoi will put them to sleep........ with each other! evil laugh
(You would have to read the actuall script to truly appretiacte this)
In the poppy feild
Ace: And.... rolling!
Yusuke: with sarcasm Oh, whoopee! The emerald city, gordeous, simply gorgeous.
Hiei: Almost as gorgeous as Kurama's green eyaye-aye-aye! Dammit!
ZC: It's as we feared... the yaoi is strong in the poppies. I mean, I knew there was supposed to be a spell and all that.
Ace: Yea, but it's only supposed to make them go to sleep.... GO TO SLEEP?
ZC&Ace: OH CRAP! Ace: Get Yukina, she needs to do her snow thing.
ZC: But it's not in the script... waaaiiit... IT IS IN THE SCRIPT!
Ace: Oh My GOD! We're saved! ZC and Ace are busy dancing singing: We're saved! Yay! We're saved, like in the script
Meanwhile, Yusuke is trying to resist the evil tempatations created by the poppies
Yusuke: Come.. to me my... lov- ZAP! uuhhh.... Thanks... cough Hiei: Your mine Kitsune! Make lovve to meeeee- zzzzaaaapapappapppzzzaappzpzppapapappzpzpazpapzpzpzpzzzaaaaaaaaap Hiei is totally black and twitches.... kuso.
Ace: Oh.. yea... I set it on extra harsh for Hiei... Kurama too.
Kurama: is about to jump on Hiei SHZOOOOOOOOM! BANG! Kurama's charred body lays in the flowers uh... cough Im..never...ever....taking this off.
Ale: hiding in bushes Why are those collars so resistent to my poppies?
Yukina's face appears above the poppy feild. She waves her sparkly wand and smiles. heehee It starts to snow. Hiei starts sweat dropping from saying something like THAT to Kurama
Kuwabara: Hiei stop sweatdropping, you'll rust yourself. Hiei: Tooo erfin laahte.....barka is rusted so his speech is impeded
Kurama: Tosses oil can from a distance
ZC: Go oil 'im Ace.
Ace: Aye-Aye!
ZC sits back looking around. She looks over towards the bushes and sees Ale there with a pouch filled to the rim with evil yaoi magic
ZC: HEY! You! Get back here. just about to take down Ale when she sees her face Ale?
Ale: ZimmyChild?
ZC: What? How? Where? What!!?????? Why are you doing this? Traitor?
Ale: No, but I was employed by Botan the Bubbly so I had to. I'm not really an EYF. I kinda think it's funny, though.
ZC: The plot thickens!
ZC helps Ale up dusting off her gown. Hiei and Kurama both gawk at Ale, then point at ZC
Hiei: Traitor!
Kurama: Double crosser!
Yusuke: Girl!
Keiko: slaps and walks off Why I never.
Ace: Ale?
Ale: Ace is here to? ZC: Yup.
Ace: So, Ale, how's the random?
Ale: You'd never know till that prefixed tongue came up to smell you.
ZC: I thought it was the other way around.
Ale: Only in German my friend... only in German.
Karasu pops out of the bushes
Karasu: Ah, Ale. The Almighty Botan of the Bubble asked me to come here.
Ace: whispers to ZC How many names does Botan have now?
Ale: Why?
Karasu: You're little laugh unemployed. Im taking your spot... as EYF #1 Ale: What? You? EYF?
Karasu: EEvil YYaoi FFanguy! winks at Kurama Heeey Kurama.
Kurama: OH GOD NO! Traitors! Traitors all of you!
Ale: Then what am I?
Karasu: Your being taken to the Emerald City... where your kind of people live. Ace: What are you talking about? The Emerald City is full of yaoi lovers?
Ale: I told you guys: I'm not a yaoi type person, er, well not HieixKurama at least. I really only did that one fic as a joke.
Karasu: And that's precisley why your going there. Now Im poofing all of you to the front gates. Except maybe, my dearest little kitsune with lovely red locks.
Kurama: starts screaming and clings to Hiei's cloak
Hiei: EH-HEM!? Kurama screams again and clings to Ale instead
Ale: AH?
Karasu: Hmph! I'll get you... soon! POOF
At the front gates
Ale: Kurama still clinging to her Er? Kurama, circulation to my leg is necessary.
Kurama: shudder-shudder Don't let him get me.
Hiei: Shouldn't you bakas ring the bell or something?
Ace: Why is the city closed? I mean we shouldn't have to knock or anything. Come on, it's not like it's their house. It's a TOWN.
ZC: It's in the script.
Ace: Well, we're not exactly following the script, are we? Since when are EYFs, lemon trees, chibi fox costumes, Koorimes with runs in their stockings-
Yukina: But I didn't have a run in my stocking.
Everyone (except Hiei, Yukina, Kuwabara): almost silent laughter
Hiei: takes out kantana
Everyone: shuts up
Kuwabara: confused I don't understand.
ZC: What else is new? Anyway, Just ring the stupid bell.
Yusuke: Fine, Miss Bossy. rings bell
Girl: pokes head out Who rang that bell?
Yusuke: Just let us in.
Girl: Can't you rea- stares wide-eyed at group OH MY GOD!! IT'S YOU!! goes inside Guys, guys!! They're here!! Open the doors! Hurry!
DifferentVoices: We're hurrying, we're hurrying! Is it really them? I can't believe it!
Group: look at the door confused-like
Girl:Welcome! Welcome! Wowohmygodit'sreallyKuramaandHieiandthey'restandinginfrontofmeIcan'tbelieveit!
Ace: Uhh...Are you the Emerald City citizens?
Girl: Well, not really. Explaination time! puts on teacher costume Everyone in this thriving community is an Obssessed Fangirl (OF). And there's different kinds, too. Mostly Hiei Obssessed Fangirls (HOFs) and Kurama Obssesed Fangirls (KOFs). There's a few Yusuke Obssessed Fangirls (YOFs), a couple of Koenma Obssessed Fangirls (aka Baby Obssessed Fangirls (BOFs)), and two Kuwabara Obssessed Fangirls (aka Stupid Obssessed Fangirls (SOFs)). When we heard you were starting this fic, we moved in! We were hoping to meet all y'all AND HERE YOU ARE!! takes off teacher costume
OF#6: What's even better is that we're characters! In the story!! How cool!
ZC: Hold up, Missy. We're not going to make you all characters. pulls out Fanfic Writer Rules book See, says right here. "To be a character, one must have a name and have a personality"
OF#6: I have PLENTY of personality! Truckloads of personality! My personality can fill a football field three times! And my name is Bl-
Ace: Hold up! Listen, we don't have the time or patience to make you all characters.
OFs: Awwwwww.
ZC: Listen, we have to get this scene done with, then Genkai can do her thing, and then..... well, let's just get this over with. Okay, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kura- wait, where's Kurama? And Hiei? They're gone!
Ace: Crap! You don't think the EYFs?
OF#948: Don't worry. EYFs can not enter this domain, and their magic doesn't work here.
Ace: 'Kay that's all good. But we still don't know were Hiei and Kurama are. Okay, Yusuke, Kuwabara, split up and search for them. Yusuke? Kuwabara? ARG?! Our characters are disappearing as fast as magician assistants!
Ale: Don't fret. Yusuke and Kuwabara were taken away by some OFs.
Near Yusuke
YOF#25: You're awesome!
Yusuke: I know. I'm the best.
YOF#11:You're so strong, too.
Yusuke:Ohhh, yeah. These are my kind of ladies.
Keiko: slaps Yusuke How about ME, you blithering idiot! You know, the person who SAVED YOUR BODY from becoming burnt lump of DEATH.
And over by Kuwabara
SOF#1: I don't see why people hate you!
SOF#2: Yeah, you're really nice! The others just don't appriciate you.
Kuwabara: Well, thanks, but your statements would comfort me more if you weren't both blonde.
MEANWHILE in a dimly lit room
KOF#53872: Oh wow! Oh wow! Kurama's atually going to talk to us!
HOF#1314: I know, Hiei-sama, too!
(coughLookatthenumberonacalculatorupside-downcough)
HOF#153:SHH! They're starting.
Kurama and Hiei step up on a conviently placed stage
Kurama: ahem Hello.
KOFs:cheering like crazed radishs Okay, so radishes can't cheer, so sue me Wait, no, don't sue me. I have a disclaimer HA! still cheering
Kurama: holds up hand for silence
KOFs: silence
Kurama: I am sure most of you, if not all of you, know the dire situation we are in. At this moment, EYFs are plotting our unearthly demise.
KOFsHOFs: let out sounds of disgust and hate Ewww. Yuk. EYFs are so nasty!
Kurama: Most of those EYFs are fanfic writers, and thus Hiei and I, being characters, can not harm them.
KOFsHOFs: these are all different people, it's not like they're saying this in unison That's so unfair!! EYFs should die!!! Why did you guys call us here? Yes, oh mighty ones, what can we do to help?
Kurama: We called you here because we have learned a very important fact. You, the OFs, are mostly fanfic writers and NOT characters. And you have the power to DESTROY the EYFs.
KOFsHOFs: YAAY!! ALRIGHT!! chanting DESTROY EYFS! DESTROY EYFS! DESTROY EYFS!
Hiei: Silence!
Everyone: silence
Kurama: But that's not all. We also need-
door opens to room
ZC: THERE you guys are!! Ace, they're in here!
Ace: Finally! 'Kay guys, hurry up! We need to do the next scene. OFs, too, you can be extras.
Kurama and Hiei reluctantly leave and OFs follow
In Evil Yaoi Castle
Botan: looking in crystal ball Drats! They have found a loophole in my plan!! We can't let them destroy my army!
Karasu: Do not worry. For they have also missed one important fact. If the OFs are not characters, then neither are the EYFs.
Botan: HAH! Perfect! Bring me the EYF in charge of our army. We have a war to wage!! Oh, and also. THIS CHAPTER IS OVER! NAR-NE-NAR-NE-NAR-NEEE!
End of Chapter 7
Genkai: For being the title character, I don't have to do much work.
Ace: Where did my darling Hiei go? Waaaaa! cries
ZC: Remember the good ol' days when you used to be in denial?
Ace: Or bad ol' days depending on how you look at it. Back then he really could kill me; I wasn't a fic writer.
Zc: Ah, yes, the day you brought Hiei home on a chain collar.
Ace: Yea, thank god for sweet snow.
ZC: Shall we get on with the chapter?
Ace: Oui Oui!
Hiei: .
Ace: YAY! When'd you get here?
Hiei.
Kurama: He doesn't want you to know that he heard the word "sweet snow" and came running.
Hiei: deep blush yet still fuming....hn.
ZC: Alright, alright, we're doing the poppy scene. Don't forget to skip.
Ace: With smiles!
Cast: grooooan
In Evil Yaoi Castle
Ale: A-hah! So, you won't take warning, eh? All the worse for you, then!ÊI'll take care of you now instead of later! Hah!ÊWhen I gain those ruby slippers, my power will be the greatest in Oz, no, the entire WORLD! And now, my beauties! heehee
Something with passion in it, IÊthink. With passion in it, and attractive to the eye and soothing to the smell! Yaoi!ÊYaoi! Yaoi will put them to sleep........ with each other! evil laugh
(You would have to read the actuall script to truly appretiacte this)
In the poppy feild
Ace: And.... rolling!
Yusuke: with sarcasm Oh, whoopee! The emerald city, gordeous, simply gorgeous.
Hiei: Almost as gorgeous as Kurama's green eyaye-aye-aye! Dammit!
ZC: It's as we feared... the yaoi is strong in the poppies. I mean, I knew there was supposed to be a spell and all that.
Ace: Yea, but it's only supposed to make them go to sleep.... GO TO SLEEP?
ZC&Ace: OH CRAP! Ace: Get Yukina, she needs to do her snow thing.
ZC: But it's not in the script... waaaiiit... IT IS IN THE SCRIPT!
Ace: Oh My GOD! We're saved! ZC and Ace are busy dancing singing: We're saved! Yay! We're saved, like in the script
Meanwhile, Yusuke is trying to resist the evil tempatations created by the poppies
Yusuke: Come.. to me my... lov- ZAP! uuhhh.... Thanks... cough Hiei: Your mine Kitsune! Make lovve to meeeee- zzzzaaaapapappapppzzzaappzpzppapapappzpzpazpapzpzpzpzzzaaaaaaaaap Hiei is totally black and twitches.... kuso.
Ace: Oh.. yea... I set it on extra harsh for Hiei... Kurama too.
Kurama: is about to jump on Hiei SHZOOOOOOOOM! BANG! Kurama's charred body lays in the flowers uh... cough Im..never...ever....taking this off.
Ale: hiding in bushes Why are those collars so resistent to my poppies?
Yukina's face appears above the poppy feild. She waves her sparkly wand and smiles. heehee It starts to snow. Hiei starts sweat dropping from saying something like THAT to Kurama
Kuwabara: Hiei stop sweatdropping, you'll rust yourself. Hiei: Tooo erfin laahte.....barka is rusted so his speech is impeded
Kurama: Tosses oil can from a distance
ZC: Go oil 'im Ace.
Ace: Aye-Aye!
ZC sits back looking around. She looks over towards the bushes and sees Ale there with a pouch filled to the rim with evil yaoi magic
ZC: HEY! You! Get back here. just about to take down Ale when she sees her face Ale?
Ale: ZimmyChild?
ZC: What? How? Where? What!!?????? Why are you doing this? Traitor?
Ale: No, but I was employed by Botan the Bubbly so I had to. I'm not really an EYF. I kinda think it's funny, though.
ZC: The plot thickens!
ZC helps Ale up dusting off her gown. Hiei and Kurama both gawk at Ale, then point at ZC
Hiei: Traitor!
Kurama: Double crosser!
Yusuke: Girl!
Keiko: slaps and walks off Why I never.
Ace: Ale?
Ale: Ace is here to? ZC: Yup.
Ace: So, Ale, how's the random?
Ale: You'd never know till that prefixed tongue came up to smell you.
ZC: I thought it was the other way around.
Ale: Only in German my friend... only in German.
Karasu pops out of the bushes
Karasu: Ah, Ale. The Almighty Botan of the Bubble asked me to come here.
Ace: whispers to ZC How many names does Botan have now?
Ale: Why?
Karasu: You're little laugh unemployed. Im taking your spot... as EYF #1 Ale: What? You? EYF?
Karasu: EEvil YYaoi FFanguy! winks at Kurama Heeey Kurama.
Kurama: OH GOD NO! Traitors! Traitors all of you!
Ale: Then what am I?
Karasu: Your being taken to the Emerald City... where your kind of people live. Ace: What are you talking about? The Emerald City is full of yaoi lovers?
Ale: I told you guys: I'm not a yaoi type person, er, well not HieixKurama at least. I really only did that one fic as a joke.
Karasu: And that's precisley why your going there. Now Im poofing all of you to the front gates. Except maybe, my dearest little kitsune with lovely red locks.
Kurama: starts screaming and clings to Hiei's cloak
Hiei: EH-HEM!? Kurama screams again and clings to Ale instead
Ale: AH?
Karasu: Hmph! I'll get you... soon! POOF
At the front gates
Ale: Kurama still clinging to her Er? Kurama, circulation to my leg is necessary.
Kurama: shudder-shudder Don't let him get me.
Hiei: Shouldn't you bakas ring the bell or something?
Ace: Why is the city closed? I mean we shouldn't have to knock or anything. Come on, it's not like it's their house. It's a TOWN.
ZC: It's in the script.
Ace: Well, we're not exactly following the script, are we? Since when are EYFs, lemon trees, chibi fox costumes, Koorimes with runs in their stockings-
Yukina: But I didn't have a run in my stocking.
Everyone (except Hiei, Yukina, Kuwabara): almost silent laughter
Hiei: takes out kantana
Everyone: shuts up
Kuwabara: confused I don't understand.
ZC: What else is new? Anyway, Just ring the stupid bell.
Yusuke: Fine, Miss Bossy. rings bell
Girl: pokes head out Who rang that bell?
Yusuke: Just let us in.
Girl: Can't you rea- stares wide-eyed at group OH MY GOD!! IT'S YOU!! goes inside Guys, guys!! They're here!! Open the doors! Hurry!
DifferentVoices: We're hurrying, we're hurrying! Is it really them? I can't believe it!
Group: look at the door confused-like
Girl:Welcome! Welcome! Wowohmygodit'sreallyKuramaandHieiandthey'restandinginfrontofmeIcan'tbelieveit!
Ace: Uhh...Are you the Emerald City citizens?
Girl: Well, not really. Explaination time! puts on teacher costume Everyone in this thriving community is an Obssessed Fangirl (OF). And there's different kinds, too. Mostly Hiei Obssessed Fangirls (HOFs) and Kurama Obssesed Fangirls (KOFs). There's a few Yusuke Obssessed Fangirls (YOFs), a couple of Koenma Obssessed Fangirls (aka Baby Obssessed Fangirls (BOFs)), and two Kuwabara Obssessed Fangirls (aka Stupid Obssessed Fangirls (SOFs)). When we heard you were starting this fic, we moved in! We were hoping to meet all y'all AND HERE YOU ARE!! takes off teacher costume
OF#6: What's even better is that we're characters! In the story!! How cool!
ZC: Hold up, Missy. We're not going to make you all characters. pulls out Fanfic Writer Rules book See, says right here. "To be a character, one must have a name and have a personality"
OF#6: I have PLENTY of personality! Truckloads of personality! My personality can fill a football field three times! And my name is Bl-
Ace: Hold up! Listen, we don't have the time or patience to make you all characters.
OFs: Awwwwww.
ZC: Listen, we have to get this scene done with, then Genkai can do her thing, and then..... well, let's just get this over with. Okay, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kura- wait, where's Kurama? And Hiei? They're gone!
Ace: Crap! You don't think the EYFs?
OF#948: Don't worry. EYFs can not enter this domain, and their magic doesn't work here.
Ace: 'Kay that's all good. But we still don't know were Hiei and Kurama are. Okay, Yusuke, Kuwabara, split up and search for them. Yusuke? Kuwabara? ARG?! Our characters are disappearing as fast as magician assistants!
Ale: Don't fret. Yusuke and Kuwabara were taken away by some OFs.
Near Yusuke
YOF#25: You're awesome!
Yusuke: I know. I'm the best.
YOF#11:You're so strong, too.
Yusuke:Ohhh, yeah. These are my kind of ladies.
Keiko: slaps Yusuke How about ME, you blithering idiot! You know, the person who SAVED YOUR BODY from becoming burnt lump of DEATH.
And over by Kuwabara
SOF#1: I don't see why people hate you!
SOF#2: Yeah, you're really nice! The others just don't appriciate you.
Kuwabara: Well, thanks, but your statements would comfort me more if you weren't both blonde.
MEANWHILE in a dimly lit room
KOF#53872: Oh wow! Oh wow! Kurama's atually going to talk to us!
HOF#1314: I know, Hiei-sama, too!
(coughLookatthenumberonacalculatorupside-downcough)
HOF#153:SHH! They're starting.
Kurama and Hiei step up on a conviently placed stage
Kurama: ahem Hello.
KOFs:cheering like crazed radishs Okay, so radishes can't cheer, so sue me Wait, no, don't sue me. I have a disclaimer HA! still cheering
Kurama: holds up hand for silence
KOFs: silence
Kurama: I am sure most of you, if not all of you, know the dire situation we are in. At this moment, EYFs are plotting our unearthly demise.
KOFsHOFs: let out sounds of disgust and hate Ewww. Yuk. EYFs are so nasty!
Kurama: Most of those EYFs are fanfic writers, and thus Hiei and I, being characters, can not harm them.
KOFsHOFs: these are all different people, it's not like they're saying this in unison That's so unfair!! EYFs should die!!! Why did you guys call us here? Yes, oh mighty ones, what can we do to help?
Kurama: We called you here because we have learned a very important fact. You, the OFs, are mostly fanfic writers and NOT characters. And you have the power to DESTROY the EYFs.
KOFsHOFs: YAAY!! ALRIGHT!! chanting DESTROY EYFS! DESTROY EYFS! DESTROY EYFS!
Hiei: Silence!
Everyone: silence
Kurama: But that's not all. We also need-
door opens to room
ZC: THERE you guys are!! Ace, they're in here!
Ace: Finally! 'Kay guys, hurry up! We need to do the next scene. OFs, too, you can be extras.
Kurama and Hiei reluctantly leave and OFs follow
In Evil Yaoi Castle
Botan: looking in crystal ball Drats! They have found a loophole in my plan!! We can't let them destroy my army!
Karasu: Do not worry. For they have also missed one important fact. If the OFs are not characters, then neither are the EYFs.
Botan: HAH! Perfect! Bring me the EYF in charge of our army. We have a war to wage!! Oh, and also. THIS CHAPTER IS OVER! NAR-NE-NAR-NE-NAR-NEEE!
End of Chapter 7
Genkai: For being the title character, I don't have to do much work.