Chapter 3: I'm not sexy enough?!

Hey hey hey! Sorry about the mistake with chapter 2. I'm still getting the hang of this and really didn't mean to put it up twice. So anyway here's the real new chapter.

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Draco tossed on onto his back again. He'd been doing this for almost and hour now. Toss onto back, toss onto side, toss onto tummy, toss onto- " Malfoy! Will you please stop it?! I've got a test tomorow and need to sleep! " she sat up in her soft bed.

" Granger this thing you claim is a couch was obvisuly made by muggles! No one could make something so uncomfortable but muggles!" He jumped up and yanked the coushion off. A little tag was under it "Made by Malfoy Inc." Hermione jumped up and looked at it while Draco stood there with his jaw dropped. Hermione started laughing so hard she fell backwards on the bed. " this is great! You called yourself a muggle!!! "

"I'm glad you fins this amusing Granger, but I refuse to sleep on that couch another night! "

Hermione shrugged. " Your problem not mine. " She climbed back in bed, snuggled under the blankets and closed her eyes. Draco looked over at her, at the couch, back at her, then at the couch again. "Your pretty small Granger. "

" What?" she said with her eyes still closed.

" You don't need alot of room."

" No, Malfoy. Your not kicking me out of MY bed. "

He shrugged. "Suit yourself." Draco walked over to the bed, pulle dback the blankets and climbed in. Hermione sat up. "MALFOY!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!?!?!" she screamed.

" Trying to sleep. Be quiet will you."

" Your not sleeping with me! "

" Then get out. "

" It's my bed! "

He sat up. " Look Granger. We both need sleep. No one could ever slep on that couch. Except mabye Weasley. He'd think he'd gone to heaven. " he smirked. " I'm not going to rape you, so calm down. I have better taste then a mudblood. "

" And what do you mean by that?!"

" It's mean I'm not going to rape you. Go to sleep."

" You mean I'm not sexy enough to rape?! That I'm too ugly!!!"

Draco sat up and stared at her. " What?"

" You don't think I'm sexy enough to sleep with do you?! I'm plain old ugly mudblood Granger?! Is that it!?!"

He hesitated. "...do you want me to rape you?"

"NO!!! EWWWW!!!! YOU PREVERT!!!!! YOUR SICK!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed and hit him with her pillow. He blinked a couple times. " Granger you have issues. " Draco laid back down and went to sleep. ( A/N: I know. That was werid. But I've had a convo like that before.)

Hermione woke up around three am with soemthign heavy draped across her waist. She opened her eyes slowly. Draco had his arms wrapped around her waist, one leg over hers and his head resting in the crook of her neck. " Oh Merlin.." she whispered. She tried wiggling away from him, but the more she wiggled, the tighter he held on. She sighed. " You better not try to blame this one on me."

The sun poured throught the window, moving across the bed to Draco's face. " Just five mroe minutes " he murmmed. Then he felt something move. Draco opened his eyes and saw Hermione laying in his arms. " Oh no..." he whispered. Draco slowly moved away from her untill he was off the bed. Then he did the one thing that any guy would do. He ran into the bathroom.

Draco splashed some water on his face and reached for a towel. " What the hell was I doign wiht Granger? He looked at himself in the mirror, grey eyes staring back at him. She's a mudblood.

Hermione pounded on the bathroom door. " Malfoy! Hurry up!! I need to use the bathroom too!!" Draco opened the door, not bothering with his hair gel, letting his hair hang in his face. "Granger, no matter how long you spend in the bathroom, you will never look as good as me. " he smirked.

"Grow up Malfoy. The rest of us have."

" Yeah you did Granger. " he said raking eyes down her. Her face grew red. " Shove it ferret boy. Draco laughed. Today was looking pretty good.

Today sucks!!! Draco thought angriely in Proffeser Binns class. Being paired with Weasley to write a 5,000 word essay.

"Alright Weasley. You write the first half and I'll do the second. And wash your hands before you do."

" Fine. Then you give it back to me and I'll get Hermione to check it for mistakes. "

Draco sneered. "Bad enough your touching it, but mudblood too."

" You leave Hermione alone!" Ron half yelled.

" Kind of hard to do when we're living in the same room."

" WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MALFOY?!?!?!" Ron yelled pulling out his wand.

" Mr. Wealsey! Sit down! 25 points from Gryffindor! " Professer Binns came over. " Is there a problem?! "

Ron shook his head. " No sir, but I am a bit tired. I didn't get much sleep last night. Too busy-"

" MALFOY I"M GOING TO HEX YOU TO THE NEXT CENTURY!!!!!!!" Ron yelled jumping up again.

" Mr.Weasley! Detention with Mr. Flinch tongiht at seven! Now sit down!" Profeesser Binns yelled. He took a deep breath. " Mr. Weasley you will be paired with Mr. Longbottom. Mr. Malfoy you will be paired with Miss Granger. Now sit!"