This chapter is mainly Shishio, Yumi, and the car ride, so I'm gonna try to
put more Soujiro in the next chapter. Promise. ^-^
Disclaimer: It hurts so much to say it, but, Rurouni Kenshin and Soujiro belong to Watsuki, not me. There you go; you wanted it, now you have it. Now all that's left is you paying me twenty-five dollars. I know one of you out there promised me twenty-five dollars!
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:: All the Juppon Gatana are STILL in their living-room-type-thing. ::
Hennya: *has been bored out of his mind since Saizuchi started telling his life long story. Let me rephrase that. Story about his LONG life.* Yo, Kamatari. When are you gonna take us to the movies?
Kamatari: When I feel like it which will be in 25, 24, 23-
Saizuchi: And when I turned eight, I got a wonderful surprise for my birthday!
Kamatari: *hurrying* 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Okay everybody! I'm gonna go get Shishio and Yumi! Everybody get ready to go to the movies! *leaves*
Saizuchi: But I haven't finished telling the story of my life!
Soujiro: *just woke up from his nap (he fell asleep during the story)* It's okay. You can finish it when we get back. *whispers* Of course, nobody will be paying attention to you..
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:: Shishio and Yumi are in Houji's room. Yumi is sleeping, and Shishio is trying to read one of Houji's 3,580 page long books ::
Shishio: *amazed at what Houji reads* GADZOOKS! How can Houji stand to read all of this?!
Yumi: *talking in her sleep* Shishio, did you just say, Gadzooks?
Shishio: *jumps at hearing Yumi interrupt the silence* *thinking* How did she hear that?! For goodness sake the woman is sleeping!
Kamatari: *bursts through the door which falls off because she (I'm just gonna call Kamatari she) hit it so hard. I know Kamatari's a guy* Come on Shishio, Yumi, we're to go to the movies right now!
Shishio: *had immediately put the book back on the shelf as soon as he sensed Kamatari* I thought we were going to go in about 22 seconds.
Kamatari: Well, Saizuchi began to tell his life-long life story. I stopped him at age 8.
Shishio: Oh, I understand. You're lucky you didn't let him get to his teenage years. The people back then did some *eyes get huge* VERY, nasty things.
Kamatari: Thanks for the tip. Now, come on! I want to get to the movies a.s.a.p! *looks at Yumi drooling on the couch in her sleep* Look! A Kodak moment! *takes out digital camera and takes a picture of Yumi* I'm gonna sell copies of this on e-bay! Get ready to go! *rushes out the doorway which doesn't have a door anymore*
Shishio: *bursts out laughing realizing what Kamatari just did.* I should buy one of those!
Yumi: *wakes up the instant after Kamatari left* *looks at Shishio* AHHH! A MUMMY!
Shishio: *gives Yumi and evil and VERY dark glare*
Yumi: I mean, Shishio, what happened? What are you doing?
Shishio: Nothing. Get ready to go to the movies! Kamatari's gonna take us! *Yumi doesn't budge* Hurry up, we're gonna miss the movie!
Yumi: Why bother? If Kamatari's taking us, then that means it's Kamatari's turn to drive.
Shishio: So, if you hurry up we can sti-HOLY SHIT KAMATARI'S GONNA DRIVE!?
Yumi: Yup, we're gonna miss our movies. *realizes something* Wait! If Kamatari's going to drive, then I need to hurry up so we'll get on the street faster! That way we'll get to the theater faster! That way we'll get out tickets faster! That way-
Shishio: *interrupted Yumi* Shut up already! Let me finish it for you. *starts TRYING to talk like Yumi* That way we'll get our food and seats faster! Because I like to sit in the VERY middle of the theater. *starts talking normal* Now, get ready!
Yumi: *finishes giving Shishio an evil stare for imitating her, then starts getting ready*
Shishio: *watching Yumi get ready "quickly"* *thinking* GODS SHE'S SLOW!
Yumi: *looks at Shishio's impatient expression* What are you thinking Shishio?
Shishio: I was, um, thinking, er, that.I want to see the movie previews! Yeah! I, um, like the movie previews!
Yumi: Oh, I thought you were thinking that I was sl-
Shishio: Come on Yumi! Let's go! (says 'let's go like he did in outtakes where he spoke in a high pitched voice) *sprints out door*
Yumi: Wait for me Lord Shishio! *runs and catches up with Shishio*
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::Everyone's in the, er, car (it's big, okay?) well, Fuji isn't cause he's too big, but.so everyone's in the car, and Kamatari's going at a SLOW speed::
Kamatari: Whatever you guys say, I'm not going to go faster than 20 miles per hour! *is going at 20 miles per hour*
Chou: *is eating the donuts Usui got him, while reading the magazine that Usui also gave him* *looks up from the magazine* Come on Kamatari, have some pity, I mean, aren't you going to miss you're movie?
Kamatari: No. My movie starts when I want it to, courtesy of some on-the- phone bribery.
Hennya: *also eating his donuts and reading the magazine over Chou's shoulder* You threatened the theater people with their lives, didn't you?
Kamatari: SHUT UP! I mean, of course I didn't. *evil smile*
Chou: Well can you hurry up? I'm almost done with *reads writing on the side of the donut box* my western pastries.
Soujiro: *looks at Chou immediately* Pastries, did I hear pastries?
Hennya: *whispering* sh*t.
Ryuta: *freezes time with her awesome authoress powers, comes out of a mysterious portal that appeared out of nowhere, and puts a sign on Hennya's chest*
Sign: *reads* I'm Hennya, the bat-like buffoon, who completely ignores the rating of the story and underestimates the all-powerful Ryuta's neat-o authoress powers.
Ryuta: *finishes reading the sign* Hmm, there's something missing.I know! *puts pistachio pudding all over Hennya's face, also puts cucumber slices over his eyes* Perfect! *leaves/unfreezes time*
Hennya: *doesn't notice the stuff on his face or the sign on his chest* Chou, I think Soujiro's gonna take our donuts.
Soujiro: *stole their western pastries with lightning speed* *eating donuts* Mmm, good. Me likey donuts.
Chou: Too late. *looks at Hennya's face and sign and bursts out laughing* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Hennya: *pissed* What's so funny?!
Chou: *can't stop laughing* I, haha, think you know, haha, you bat-like buffoon. Haha, hey, haha, where can I, haha, get a make over? Haha.
Kamatari: *wants to know what's going on and pulls car over* What's so funny Chou? *looks at Hennya's face/chest* Yay! My second Kodak moment this chapter! *takes photo with digital camera* *dark smile* Another item to sell on e-bay! *starts driving again*
Hennya: I don't get it! Tell me what's so funny!
Everyone: NO! HA HA HA HA HA! *quits laughing*
Yumi: Kamatari, speed this car up, or else.
Kamatari: Or else what? *holds up a printed photo of Yumi sleeping* Or else I'll sell copies of this on e-bay?
Yumi: *has angry face* W-W-When did you take this?! *grabs photo and rips it to shreds* Not so high and mighty now, are you?
Kamatari: I took it earlier today, and so what about that photo? There's plenty more where that came from. *grins evilly for, like, the fourth time this chapter*
Yumi: You wouldn't dare.
Kamatari: Oh, but I would.
************************************************************************* Hennya will never learn his lesson, will he? Well, that's it for chapter 2! Hope you enjoyed it! R&R! Also, if any of you review and you have ideas for something Soujiro could do in the next chapter, please put it in your review. I CAN'T THINK OF ANY FOR HIM, THOUGH I LOVE HIM! That is all. * Ryuta turns off her megaphone and goes up to her wall to look at Kamatari's 'Kodak Moments', which Kamatari framed herself*
Disclaimer: It hurts so much to say it, but, Rurouni Kenshin and Soujiro belong to Watsuki, not me. There you go; you wanted it, now you have it. Now all that's left is you paying me twenty-five dollars. I know one of you out there promised me twenty-five dollars!
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:: All the Juppon Gatana are STILL in their living-room-type-thing. ::
Hennya: *has been bored out of his mind since Saizuchi started telling his life long story. Let me rephrase that. Story about his LONG life.* Yo, Kamatari. When are you gonna take us to the movies?
Kamatari: When I feel like it which will be in 25, 24, 23-
Saizuchi: And when I turned eight, I got a wonderful surprise for my birthday!
Kamatari: *hurrying* 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Okay everybody! I'm gonna go get Shishio and Yumi! Everybody get ready to go to the movies! *leaves*
Saizuchi: But I haven't finished telling the story of my life!
Soujiro: *just woke up from his nap (he fell asleep during the story)* It's okay. You can finish it when we get back. *whispers* Of course, nobody will be paying attention to you..
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:: Shishio and Yumi are in Houji's room. Yumi is sleeping, and Shishio is trying to read one of Houji's 3,580 page long books ::
Shishio: *amazed at what Houji reads* GADZOOKS! How can Houji stand to read all of this?!
Yumi: *talking in her sleep* Shishio, did you just say, Gadzooks?
Shishio: *jumps at hearing Yumi interrupt the silence* *thinking* How did she hear that?! For goodness sake the woman is sleeping!
Kamatari: *bursts through the door which falls off because she (I'm just gonna call Kamatari she) hit it so hard. I know Kamatari's a guy* Come on Shishio, Yumi, we're to go to the movies right now!
Shishio: *had immediately put the book back on the shelf as soon as he sensed Kamatari* I thought we were going to go in about 22 seconds.
Kamatari: Well, Saizuchi began to tell his life-long life story. I stopped him at age 8.
Shishio: Oh, I understand. You're lucky you didn't let him get to his teenage years. The people back then did some *eyes get huge* VERY, nasty things.
Kamatari: Thanks for the tip. Now, come on! I want to get to the movies a.s.a.p! *looks at Yumi drooling on the couch in her sleep* Look! A Kodak moment! *takes out digital camera and takes a picture of Yumi* I'm gonna sell copies of this on e-bay! Get ready to go! *rushes out the doorway which doesn't have a door anymore*
Shishio: *bursts out laughing realizing what Kamatari just did.* I should buy one of those!
Yumi: *wakes up the instant after Kamatari left* *looks at Shishio* AHHH! A MUMMY!
Shishio: *gives Yumi and evil and VERY dark glare*
Yumi: I mean, Shishio, what happened? What are you doing?
Shishio: Nothing. Get ready to go to the movies! Kamatari's gonna take us! *Yumi doesn't budge* Hurry up, we're gonna miss the movie!
Yumi: Why bother? If Kamatari's taking us, then that means it's Kamatari's turn to drive.
Shishio: So, if you hurry up we can sti-HOLY SHIT KAMATARI'S GONNA DRIVE!?
Yumi: Yup, we're gonna miss our movies. *realizes something* Wait! If Kamatari's going to drive, then I need to hurry up so we'll get on the street faster! That way we'll get to the theater faster! That way we'll get out tickets faster! That way-
Shishio: *interrupted Yumi* Shut up already! Let me finish it for you. *starts TRYING to talk like Yumi* That way we'll get our food and seats faster! Because I like to sit in the VERY middle of the theater. *starts talking normal* Now, get ready!
Yumi: *finishes giving Shishio an evil stare for imitating her, then starts getting ready*
Shishio: *watching Yumi get ready "quickly"* *thinking* GODS SHE'S SLOW!
Yumi: *looks at Shishio's impatient expression* What are you thinking Shishio?
Shishio: I was, um, thinking, er, that.I want to see the movie previews! Yeah! I, um, like the movie previews!
Yumi: Oh, I thought you were thinking that I was sl-
Shishio: Come on Yumi! Let's go! (says 'let's go like he did in outtakes where he spoke in a high pitched voice) *sprints out door*
Yumi: Wait for me Lord Shishio! *runs and catches up with Shishio*
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::Everyone's in the, er, car (it's big, okay?) well, Fuji isn't cause he's too big, but.so everyone's in the car, and Kamatari's going at a SLOW speed::
Kamatari: Whatever you guys say, I'm not going to go faster than 20 miles per hour! *is going at 20 miles per hour*
Chou: *is eating the donuts Usui got him, while reading the magazine that Usui also gave him* *looks up from the magazine* Come on Kamatari, have some pity, I mean, aren't you going to miss you're movie?
Kamatari: No. My movie starts when I want it to, courtesy of some on-the- phone bribery.
Hennya: *also eating his donuts and reading the magazine over Chou's shoulder* You threatened the theater people with their lives, didn't you?
Kamatari: SHUT UP! I mean, of course I didn't. *evil smile*
Chou: Well can you hurry up? I'm almost done with *reads writing on the side of the donut box* my western pastries.
Soujiro: *looks at Chou immediately* Pastries, did I hear pastries?
Hennya: *whispering* sh*t.
Ryuta: *freezes time with her awesome authoress powers, comes out of a mysterious portal that appeared out of nowhere, and puts a sign on Hennya's chest*
Sign: *reads* I'm Hennya, the bat-like buffoon, who completely ignores the rating of the story and underestimates the all-powerful Ryuta's neat-o authoress powers.
Ryuta: *finishes reading the sign* Hmm, there's something missing.I know! *puts pistachio pudding all over Hennya's face, also puts cucumber slices over his eyes* Perfect! *leaves/unfreezes time*
Hennya: *doesn't notice the stuff on his face or the sign on his chest* Chou, I think Soujiro's gonna take our donuts.
Soujiro: *stole their western pastries with lightning speed* *eating donuts* Mmm, good. Me likey donuts.
Chou: Too late. *looks at Hennya's face and sign and bursts out laughing* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Hennya: *pissed* What's so funny?!
Chou: *can't stop laughing* I, haha, think you know, haha, you bat-like buffoon. Haha, hey, haha, where can I, haha, get a make over? Haha.
Kamatari: *wants to know what's going on and pulls car over* What's so funny Chou? *looks at Hennya's face/chest* Yay! My second Kodak moment this chapter! *takes photo with digital camera* *dark smile* Another item to sell on e-bay! *starts driving again*
Hennya: I don't get it! Tell me what's so funny!
Everyone: NO! HA HA HA HA HA! *quits laughing*
Yumi: Kamatari, speed this car up, or else.
Kamatari: Or else what? *holds up a printed photo of Yumi sleeping* Or else I'll sell copies of this on e-bay?
Yumi: *has angry face* W-W-When did you take this?! *grabs photo and rips it to shreds* Not so high and mighty now, are you?
Kamatari: I took it earlier today, and so what about that photo? There's plenty more where that came from. *grins evilly for, like, the fourth time this chapter*
Yumi: You wouldn't dare.
Kamatari: Oh, but I would.
************************************************************************* Hennya will never learn his lesson, will he? Well, that's it for chapter 2! Hope you enjoyed it! R&R! Also, if any of you review and you have ideas for something Soujiro could do in the next chapter, please put it in your review. I CAN'T THINK OF ANY FOR HIM, THOUGH I LOVE HIM! That is all. * Ryuta turns off her megaphone and goes up to her wall to look at Kamatari's 'Kodak Moments', which Kamatari framed herself*