Chapter 5: A Win and an Ass Slap
Disclaimer: I own nothing that has to do with holes. Though I wish I did! Anyway I only own Kaylee Walters and the dancing fairies in my head! Hey no dancing nude fairies, nude night is on Fridays!
Recap: "Kaylee since you're so good why don't you take over for me?" suggested Caveman.
"Sure, if its ok with your royal highness, here." I said as I pointed to X-Ray.
"Well, um, shit, fine." He said, "Let's start over."
Ok, so now was my chance to show the boys I wasn't some rich, snobby girl. I could be like them, right? Yeah, of course you can, Kaylee, you can do anything. That wasn't my voice in my head, was it? No that's Micah's. God Micah why can't you be here? I miss you so much. I was dropped into reality when X-Ray's hand flew in front of my face. "Hello, Kaylee, are you there?"
"What, yeah, lets get this ass kicking on the road." I said determined
"Hey everyone, Kaylee's gonna play X-Ray in pool." Caveman yelled to the Wreck Room.
In an instant guys from all the tents were crowded around the pool table. Man, talk about nerve wracking! But I know I can kick this guys ass. So I ask, "Who's breaking?"
"Ladies first!" X-Ray said actually quite politely.
Ok, this means I'll get ahead in the beginning and he will never be able to catch up, right? Right! I position myself and broke! It was beautiful red and blue stripe go into the right corner pocket! I'm ahead! "Lucky shot!" my concentration was broken by X-Ray's surprised voice, "Bet you can't do that again!"
"Watch me!" I yell as I position another perfect shot. I was about to shoot when I felt a hand hit me on the ass. I turn around to face the scum that slapped me and I see this greasy looking guy. "What's your name?"
"GB." He replied.
"What's that for, Grease Ball?" I asked. I heard laughing from behind me.
"No Great Britain, bitch! That's where I'm from!" He said.
"Oh, sorry so I guess it's normal for guys in Great Britain to come and slap girls asses?" More laughter "Because where I come from that's not nice. Got it?"
"And you come from where SlutsVille?" he replied rather fiercely.
Two seconds after that came from his mouth he was on the ground. "I wanna make one thing clear!" I said as I stepped on his groin. "I'm not a slut. Ok. Now I know that right now you can't breathe, right? Right! So I'm gonna step off you and next time you have to urge to slap my ass, think twice. Ok?"
"Damn, are you crazy or something?" he asked as he caught his breath.
"No, I just have a very sensitive ass. And you threw off my concentration!" Ok, I said now back to the game. I realigned my shot I thought of Squid sitting in the tent all alone. I have to finish this game, fast! I shot my shot and it hit three balls, all of them stripes, into different pockets. Good I only had two more and the eight ball. So lined up the shot and it was perfect! All three went in. Some guys cheered, others cursed. But it was so great to see X-Rays face.
"What how did you do that?" he stammered.
"Well X-Ray my dear boy, practice. And to imagine I've only been playing two years!" I laughed at his surprised face. "Sorry boys, but it looks as if you have a new champion at this hell forsaken camp. I would love to stay, but I need my beauty sleep! Tootles!"
"What no!" Kaylee, get back here! I want a rematch!" X-Ray screamed to my back.
I was walking back to the tent to tell Squid of my wonderful feat. I was sure that would cheer him up. I was singing a wonderful round of "I am the champion" when I suddenly hit rock bottom faster then you could say X. And that's pretty fast. I walked into the tent and "Squid what are you doing?"
I love cliffhangers like that! So good, because I know what's gonna happen but ya'll don't! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(breath)ahahahahahahahahahahah! I'm so evil! But ya'll will just have to wait till I write more!
Disclaimer: I own nothing that has to do with holes. Though I wish I did! Anyway I only own Kaylee Walters and the dancing fairies in my head! Hey no dancing nude fairies, nude night is on Fridays!
Recap: "Kaylee since you're so good why don't you take over for me?" suggested Caveman.
"Sure, if its ok with your royal highness, here." I said as I pointed to X-Ray.
"Well, um, shit, fine." He said, "Let's start over."
Ok, so now was my chance to show the boys I wasn't some rich, snobby girl. I could be like them, right? Yeah, of course you can, Kaylee, you can do anything. That wasn't my voice in my head, was it? No that's Micah's. God Micah why can't you be here? I miss you so much. I was dropped into reality when X-Ray's hand flew in front of my face. "Hello, Kaylee, are you there?"
"What, yeah, lets get this ass kicking on the road." I said determined
"Hey everyone, Kaylee's gonna play X-Ray in pool." Caveman yelled to the Wreck Room.
In an instant guys from all the tents were crowded around the pool table. Man, talk about nerve wracking! But I know I can kick this guys ass. So I ask, "Who's breaking?"
"Ladies first!" X-Ray said actually quite politely.
Ok, this means I'll get ahead in the beginning and he will never be able to catch up, right? Right! I position myself and broke! It was beautiful red and blue stripe go into the right corner pocket! I'm ahead! "Lucky shot!" my concentration was broken by X-Ray's surprised voice, "Bet you can't do that again!"
"Watch me!" I yell as I position another perfect shot. I was about to shoot when I felt a hand hit me on the ass. I turn around to face the scum that slapped me and I see this greasy looking guy. "What's your name?"
"GB." He replied.
"What's that for, Grease Ball?" I asked. I heard laughing from behind me.
"No Great Britain, bitch! That's where I'm from!" He said.
"Oh, sorry so I guess it's normal for guys in Great Britain to come and slap girls asses?" More laughter "Because where I come from that's not nice. Got it?"
"And you come from where SlutsVille?" he replied rather fiercely.
Two seconds after that came from his mouth he was on the ground. "I wanna make one thing clear!" I said as I stepped on his groin. "I'm not a slut. Ok. Now I know that right now you can't breathe, right? Right! So I'm gonna step off you and next time you have to urge to slap my ass, think twice. Ok?"
"Damn, are you crazy or something?" he asked as he caught his breath.
"No, I just have a very sensitive ass. And you threw off my concentration!" Ok, I said now back to the game. I realigned my shot I thought of Squid sitting in the tent all alone. I have to finish this game, fast! I shot my shot and it hit three balls, all of them stripes, into different pockets. Good I only had two more and the eight ball. So lined up the shot and it was perfect! All three went in. Some guys cheered, others cursed. But it was so great to see X-Rays face.
"What how did you do that?" he stammered.
"Well X-Ray my dear boy, practice. And to imagine I've only been playing two years!" I laughed at his surprised face. "Sorry boys, but it looks as if you have a new champion at this hell forsaken camp. I would love to stay, but I need my beauty sleep! Tootles!"
"What no!" Kaylee, get back here! I want a rematch!" X-Ray screamed to my back.
I was walking back to the tent to tell Squid of my wonderful feat. I was sure that would cheer him up. I was singing a wonderful round of "I am the champion" when I suddenly hit rock bottom faster then you could say X. And that's pretty fast. I walked into the tent and "Squid what are you doing?"
I love cliffhangers like that! So good, because I know what's gonna happen but ya'll don't! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(breath)ahahahahahahahahahahah! I'm so evil! But ya'll will just have to wait till I write more!