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Written by: Mayumi-chan (the person who loves dragging fan fights on and on..)

Disclaimer: You see this all the time! Characters belong to either Yuu Watase-sama or Kazuya Minekura-sama! (Even with the cool 'lord' name behind too.)

Note: This chapter, a very stupid fan fight - hikari sukunami, Miaka and Taka's child - more about fan fights. Thats it. No dragging (You think? Heh heh.)

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Gojyo woke up with a yawn, finding aches all over his body. Sanzo snickered a little. "You frantic monk! (definition of frantic - wild with anger) You did this, didn't you?" "What was that? I didn't bother to listen to you." "Hrmp. Darn you, darn you." Gojyo angrily left the room. "Wake up Tasuki! Goku! na no da." "Zzzzzzzzzzzzz!" Goku and Tasuki were still busily sleeping. "WAKE UP! Na no da." Chichiri dragged Tasuki out of the bed, then Goku. "Itaaa! Chichiri! I'm tired! I need energy to beat that Monk in my fan fight!" "But Taka's here! Na no da!" "Taka? Honto?" Tasuki got up immediatly. "Hey, Goku... Wanna meet 'little demon'?" "A demon? Doko? (Where?)" Tasuki looked at Chichiri. "He's not a demon, really. He just has the chinese character 'oni' on his forehead. So I call him 'little demon'! (Obake-chan)" "Really? Cool!" Tasuki got up, and walked downstairs. "Matte!!! Matte Tasuki!!"

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"Obake-chan!! (little demon) Long time no see! How are -" Taka walked over, and hit Tasuki on the head. "Who are you calling Obake-chan? (little demon)" Chichiri was carrying Hikari, Miaka and Taka's child. "So this is the 'little demon' you were talking about, Tasuki?" Goku questioned. "AHEM! I'm Taka. Taka Sukunami." "Oh! Hi Taka!! Do you have money? HARAHETA..." replied Goku, with his stomach rumbling. "Oh god... Not again.. Here you go, my favourite food, a peach." "Thank you!!" Goku munched away happily. "Taka! Y'know, this little bugger down 'ere ain't half that bad. But the best is that he looks like me!" said Tasuki, pointing to Taka's child, Hikari. "Thank goodness then. Mister Genrou!" Taka gave a cold glare at Tasuki. Tasuki looked away, pretending it was none of his bussiness. "Y'know, Taka... I don't know which Blondie is worse." "What do you mean?" "Theres' a Blondie, droopy eyed monk up there in that room. I wonder if Nakago was better than 'im." Sanzo just stepped out of his room, and happened to overhear the conversation. "You are so dead." Sanzo clenched his fists tightly on his fan. "I mean, Nakago was like so much better than that Blondie."

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"Uhhhhh, Tasuki... Do you mean... HIM?" Tasuki turned around, and got whacked in the face by Sanzo. "Itaaaaaa! What are you doing?!?!?" "Good." Sanzo turned around and walked away briskly. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY GOOD?!?!" Tasuki was getting angrier. "HRMP!" Goku ran after Sanzo, but was stopped by Gojyo. "Psst ~ Bakasaru!" Goku turned around to face Gojyo. "Whadd'ya want? Kono Ero Kappa! I'm trying to catch up with Sanzo!" "Just telling you this - Don't sleep in the Same room as Sanzo!" "Why nawt?" asked Goku, curiously. "He's crazy." "I HEARD that." Sanzo shouted. "And YOU'RE DEAD, Kono Ero Kappa!!" Everybody turned away, pretending not to see what was happening. Sanzo was hitting Gojyo with his fan - bhard/b. "HEEEEELLLLPPP!!!! The darn corrupt monk is gonna kill me!!!" Gojyo shouted for help. Hakkai walked over to Sanzo, and tried to stop him. "Yare yare desu ne... Sanzo, don't you think you're a little too hard on him? Anyway, I doubt Goku listened to him." "I don't care about whether that Bakasaru listened or not, I just want him to pay! Count yourself lucky then, Kono Ero Kappa." Hakkai smiled at Gojyo, and helped him up. "Hope he wasn't too hard on you this time, Gojyo."

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"Say.... Y'know..." Goku said. "I'm feeling hungry again. SANZO ~ HARAHETA!!!" Sanzo turned round and whacked Goku on the head. "I'm not in the mood for food." "Sanzo!!!!! You made a rhyme!!!" Goku said excitedly. "SHUT THE HELL UP!!" "Ch' Stingy Monk!" Goku sat down on the floor, angrily. "Oy, Goku! Here, take this bit of money to buy your food!" Tasuki threw some money over. "Thank you!!!" Goku ran to the counter and got himself some food. "Now, I can't buy Sake.." Tasuki sighed. He walked over to Chichiri, who was still holding onto Hikari, and carried Hikari. "Oh, Little thing! Don't grow up to be like your father, grow up to be like the cool Gen-chan! Okay?" Chichiri giggled a little. "Listen.. You must not like Milk, and you must hate the people you hate!" "Excuse me, mister Tasuki... Stop teaching my child all your nonsense!" "Well, you don't want her to grow up being like YOU, would you? Ahhh... I'm bored. I'll go find that Blondie and pay him back double what he did to me!" Tasuki walked up the stairs to Sanzo's room. It was cold, he could feel it from outside. Should he go in? He pondered. Even Gojyo couldn't enter the room, since SANZO said so. "Might 'swell, since he hit me with his fan. And I'm bored." Tasuki leaned against Sanzo's rooms' door. Sanzo walked to the door, and opened it. Tasuki fell to the ground. "What do YOU want?" Sanzo asked impatiently. "To continue fighting you! I won't lose!" with that, Tasuki took his fan and whacked Sanzo. "The hell -"

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Sanzo took his fan (Which appeared from nowhere) and began to hit Tasuki back. "You'll die!" Sanzo continued hitting Tasuki. Tasuki could take no more. "Okay! You're the expert... I give up!" Tasuki raised his hands, since he didn't have a white cloth to wave. "REKKA SHINEN!" Sanzo choked in the smoke. "Are you trying to kill me?!?!?!" "Close enough." Tasuki laughed and ran off. "See ya sucker!" "Omae wo Korosu!"

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Hakkai tickled Hikari, and Hikari giggled. "She's really cute, if only Kanan were alive... She'd love to have a child of her own, but not that of a demon's...." Gojyo patted Hakkai's shoulder and said, "Yeah, that little bugger there is cute." Hakkai looked at Goku, who was still munching on a last piece of chicken. "Ne, Gojyo... Do you think Sanzo regards Goku as his son or as his pet?" "Neither. He treats Goku like a punching bag, but used for whacking with a fan or shooting at." Hakkai laughed. "Yeah, you're right. Ha ha."

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To be continued....

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[author's notes]

Sorry I took so long!! Okay, this time. I made it. Sanzo won (with thorough discussion with friends). I was pretty much hoping it was a draw, but there wouldn't be any fun left in it! So just had to do it! It turned out crappy, but its good enough to please a person like me! I hope you enjoyed the past 4 chapters! This is really long, eh? Heh heh. I write alot (of junk).