Kagome walks to Inuyasha, "Inuyasha, are you really that stupid?"
"No! Hey ya'll tricked me didn't ya!"
Miroku whispers to Sango, "If I have to be that stupid, I don't think I
want to be a redneck."
Kagome, I don like bein lied to! Now is ya gonna tell me were they live or
do I have to leave and find them myself?"
"I'm not telling you Inuyasha."
"Then I guess I'll be leavin, again. Peace Out"
"Inuyasha, rednecks don't say that."
"Oh ya, that ain't right. What does they then?"
Kagome shrugs her shoulders" I don't know."
For a moment there is an awkward silence then, Inuyasha leaves.
Inuyasha goes into the well, comes out in Kagome's time and looks around.
"I wonder where them guys live."
Kagome's little brother looks at Inuyasha, "Hey, you're Inuyasha right?"
"No, I ain't Inuyasha."
"Oh, sorry, my bad."
Inuyasha walks down the steps, looks left and starts to walk, "Dang, I wish
I knew where them guys is at."
"Hey now, thers at guy that called me an animal, Maybe he knows where
Cledus and Billy-bob live."
"Hey, ya'll wouldn't happen to know where Cledus and Billy-bob live? Would
ya."
The bus driver looks at Inuyasha, "You mean the two gay guys that live over
on the country side?"
"Gay? They ain't gay."
"Oh yes they are. Trust me I would know. Uhh, I have to go."
"Dang! I can't believe it."
Inuyasha starts to walk back to the well, "If I have got to be gay to be
like Cledus and Billy-bob, maybe I'll be a pimp, but what if he was gay
too."
Meanwhile, back in the feudal age.
"Miroku what are we going to do about Inuyasha?"
"I don't know Kagome; he has his mind set on being a redneck."
Inuyasha comes through the well, and Kagome sees him, "Inuredneck, back so
soon?"
"Huh? Oh ya whatever."
"What's wrong?"
"I just found out that Cledus and Billy-bob are gay."
Miroku falls on the ground laughing, "That means you have got to be gay
too, right? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"No way! I am as straight as an arrow man, and if you say that again I'll
kick your ass!"
Kagome slowly walks up to Inuyasha, "Oh, Inuyasha, you must feel terrible."
Kagome mouths to Miroku and Sango, "He's gay." and covers her mouth trying
not to laugh.
Inuyasha looking at the ground, "I mean I can't believe I loved I-I mean
Uhh."
Everyone but Inuyasha bust out laughing, Inuyasha is on the ground with
red on his face, "Shut-up! Or I'll kick all your asses."
Miroku mocking Inuyasha, "WOOOOEEEEE big man. HAHAHAHA!"
Sango also mocking him, "What are you going to do smack us with your Two-by-
fo. HAHAHAHA!"
Kagome stops laugh and say, "O.K. guys I think that's enough.'
Shippo jumps up, "No way! This is fun. Hey, Inuredneck, You are stupid.
HAHAHAHAHA!"
Everyone agrees, "That wasn't funny."
Kagome grabs Inuyasha by the arm, "Come on Inuyasha, get up, it's just that
those guys were gay and you wanted to be just like them is funny."
"I don't want to get up, and it's not funny my life is over. I don't know
what else to do."
"You can get up and look for the sacred jewel shards."
"Oh ya, I can still do that."
"Hey, Miroku!"
"Yes, Inuyasha."
"You know I was only acting to be stupid, right?"
"I don't know Inuyasha, Your not the sharpest nail in the box."
"The sharpest what?"
'Never mind."
"Hey, are you calling me stupid!"
Miroku says, sarcastically, "No, of course not.'
"Oh. Hey! Was that a sarcoostic remark?"
"Do you men sarcastic?"
"Yes, what did I say?"
"Sarcoostic."
"Bless you."
"So, was it?"
"No, Inuyasha, Of course not."
"Oh... Hey! I'm smart see, two plus two is five."
"WOW! Inuyasha you sure proved me wrong. You are very smart."
"Thank you. Hey!"
Everyone walks off into the sunset with Inuyasha and Miroku still arguing.
"OH MY GOSH!"
"Are you O.K. Kagome?"
Kagome yells down stairs, "Yes mom I just had a really weird dream."
"Oh.O.K. Breakfast is ready."
"O.K. mom I'll be down in a minute."
"No! Hey ya'll tricked me didn't ya!"
Miroku whispers to Sango, "If I have to be that stupid, I don't think I
want to be a redneck."
Kagome, I don like bein lied to! Now is ya gonna tell me were they live or
do I have to leave and find them myself?"
"I'm not telling you Inuyasha."
"Then I guess I'll be leavin, again. Peace Out"
"Inuyasha, rednecks don't say that."
"Oh ya, that ain't right. What does they then?"
Kagome shrugs her shoulders" I don't know."
For a moment there is an awkward silence then, Inuyasha leaves.
Inuyasha goes into the well, comes out in Kagome's time and looks around.
"I wonder where them guys live."
Kagome's little brother looks at Inuyasha, "Hey, you're Inuyasha right?"
"No, I ain't Inuyasha."
"Oh, sorry, my bad."
Inuyasha walks down the steps, looks left and starts to walk, "Dang, I wish
I knew where them guys is at."
"Hey now, thers at guy that called me an animal, Maybe he knows where
Cledus and Billy-bob live."
"Hey, ya'll wouldn't happen to know where Cledus and Billy-bob live? Would
ya."
The bus driver looks at Inuyasha, "You mean the two gay guys that live over
on the country side?"
"Gay? They ain't gay."
"Oh yes they are. Trust me I would know. Uhh, I have to go."
"Dang! I can't believe it."
Inuyasha starts to walk back to the well, "If I have got to be gay to be
like Cledus and Billy-bob, maybe I'll be a pimp, but what if he was gay
too."
Meanwhile, back in the feudal age.
"Miroku what are we going to do about Inuyasha?"
"I don't know Kagome; he has his mind set on being a redneck."
Inuyasha comes through the well, and Kagome sees him, "Inuredneck, back so
soon?"
"Huh? Oh ya whatever."
"What's wrong?"
"I just found out that Cledus and Billy-bob are gay."
Miroku falls on the ground laughing, "That means you have got to be gay
too, right? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"No way! I am as straight as an arrow man, and if you say that again I'll
kick your ass!"
Kagome slowly walks up to Inuyasha, "Oh, Inuyasha, you must feel terrible."
Kagome mouths to Miroku and Sango, "He's gay." and covers her mouth trying
not to laugh.
Inuyasha looking at the ground, "I mean I can't believe I loved I-I mean
Uhh."
Everyone but Inuyasha bust out laughing, Inuyasha is on the ground with
red on his face, "Shut-up! Or I'll kick all your asses."
Miroku mocking Inuyasha, "WOOOOEEEEE big man. HAHAHAHA!"
Sango also mocking him, "What are you going to do smack us with your Two-by-
fo. HAHAHAHA!"
Kagome stops laugh and say, "O.K. guys I think that's enough.'
Shippo jumps up, "No way! This is fun. Hey, Inuredneck, You are stupid.
HAHAHAHAHA!"
Everyone agrees, "That wasn't funny."
Kagome grabs Inuyasha by the arm, "Come on Inuyasha, get up, it's just that
those guys were gay and you wanted to be just like them is funny."
"I don't want to get up, and it's not funny my life is over. I don't know
what else to do."
"You can get up and look for the sacred jewel shards."
"Oh ya, I can still do that."
"Hey, Miroku!"
"Yes, Inuyasha."
"You know I was only acting to be stupid, right?"
"I don't know Inuyasha, Your not the sharpest nail in the box."
"The sharpest what?"
'Never mind."
"Hey, are you calling me stupid!"
Miroku says, sarcastically, "No, of course not.'
"Oh. Hey! Was that a sarcoostic remark?"
"Do you men sarcastic?"
"Yes, what did I say?"
"Sarcoostic."
"Bless you."
"So, was it?"
"No, Inuyasha, Of course not."
"Oh... Hey! I'm smart see, two plus two is five."
"WOW! Inuyasha you sure proved me wrong. You are very smart."
"Thank you. Hey!"
Everyone walks off into the sunset with Inuyasha and Miroku still arguing.
"OH MY GOSH!"
"Are you O.K. Kagome?"
Kagome yells down stairs, "Yes mom I just had a really weird dream."
"Oh.O.K. Breakfast is ready."
"O.K. mom I'll be down in a minute."