Here is chapter 2. And yes we get Shadi in this chapter. Luv you Shadi-
sama!
::Disclaimers: ...............*blasts laywers into oblivion with authoress powers* Mwahahahahahahaha! I finally own Yugioh! Sweet! I can get rid of Anzu! I can have shounen ai! I can legally say I'm Yami's sister! I can.....*stops because lawyers have come back as zombies* Damn.....thought it would work. I'll never own Yugioh but no one can say I will stop watching it *sighs with a big sweatdrop*::
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Meanwhile, in the ancient lands of Egypt, a certian mystical man that disappears like Yami at an anime covention for fangirls whenever he pleases, carries the two scared items known as The Sennen Scale & Key, but neither contain a spirit like three other items. He argues that he doesn't wear a dress, but the public thinks differently. His name: Shadi(I don't think anyone knows his last name, if you do, can you tell me?) His mission: Finding himself a girlfriend. He had never had one in his life and his mother had been pressing him for ages for him to do so. So, today would be the day. He had just gotten off of the phone and was about to ask Isis if she could help him out. Though, actually asking her is a whole other story. If he could ask her without being interrupted by her younger brother Malik and his yami. And the factoid that he was really shy around women didn't help much either. Yes, our great man in a bathrobe is shy. How amusing...
"Quit making fun of me!" he shouted up to the heavens.
I wonder who he was speaking to?
"You know who I'm yelling at! I'm yelling at you!" he shouted angrily.
Who me? Are you fighting with the narrator?
"There's only one person here, so who else could I be fighting with?" he asked.
Really? There's one other person here? It's looks like you alone to me.
"That's what I meant! I'm the only person here so I am arguing with you!" he yelled at the narrator.
I don't like arguing so go on with the story!
"Not until you say that I don't wear a dress!"
It does look like a dress!
"Does not!"
Does too.
"Does not!"
Does too!
"DOES NOT!!"
Oh forget this, I'm trasporting you to Japan right now!
"You wouldn't dare!"
Watch me turban-boy!
"I'm 22!"
Shadi is then mysteriously transported to Japan, right infront of the Ishtar residence.
"I hate you," Shadi said with distaste.
Proud to be hated turban-boy! Now knock on the door!
"What if I don't want to?"
"Hey Shadi-sama!" Marik said, appearing out of no where, making Shadi jump thirty feet into the air.
"Don't sneak up on me like that! You want to give me an early heart attack!?" Shadi all but yelled.
"Sorry, but who were you arguing with? Sounded pretty intense," Marik said, with a questioning glance.
"Don't ask.." he said, giving the heavens a poisonous look.
"Okay, whatever you say, Shadi-sama. If your looking for the Pharaoh, he lives on the other side of town, he's not here," Marik said, pointed his thumb in the direction of Yugi's home.
"I'm not here because of the Pharaoh.," Shadi said.
"Oh, are you here to experince Japan?"
"No."
"Some new evil is coming?"
"No."
"There's a new sennen item that has been discovered?"
"No."
"Finding a new dress?"
"I do not wear a dress."
"It sure looks like a dress."
"It's an egyptain sorcerer's gown."
"But isn't a gown a dress?"
"Yes, but.... wait no!"
"Wow, you admitted you wear a dress!"
"I do not wear a dress! It's a gown!
"Same difference, you just said so yourself that a gown is a dress, so techinally....you are wearing a dress," Marik concluded.
"A gown is different than a dress!"
"How so? A dress is like a very long skirt that covers your upper body as well and maybe your arms and a gown is basically the same thing."
"..........." Shadi was silent.
"Maybe Malik will know the difference, I'll go ask him as soon as he calms down."
"Why, what's happend to him?" Shadi asked, curious.
"I don't know. Something about Bakura-kun, Ryou-chan's birthday present, dismembering the Pharaoh and going to hell."
"Interesting," Shadi said.
"Yeah, Malik was pretty angry. I wonder what they were talking about."
"Oh, I've been meaning to ask..."
"Where's the nearest dress store?"
"No!"
"Then what?" Marik asked.
"Where is your sister?"
"I don't have a sister, unless there was something that my parents didn't tell me," Marik said, going into a thinking mode.
"No! I meant where is your hikari's sister, Isis?"
"Oh, Sister Isis? She went to the library this morning. She was really sad this morning, so don't make her cry, or you answer to me if you do!"
"Thanks a lot Marik, I'll keep that in mind," Shadi answered back, thinking 'keep away from the psycho yami.'
::Disclaimers: ...............*blasts laywers into oblivion with authoress powers* Mwahahahahahahaha! I finally own Yugioh! Sweet! I can get rid of Anzu! I can have shounen ai! I can legally say I'm Yami's sister! I can.....*stops because lawyers have come back as zombies* Damn.....thought it would work. I'll never own Yugioh but no one can say I will stop watching it *sighs with a big sweatdrop*::
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Meanwhile, in the ancient lands of Egypt, a certian mystical man that disappears like Yami at an anime covention for fangirls whenever he pleases, carries the two scared items known as The Sennen Scale & Key, but neither contain a spirit like three other items. He argues that he doesn't wear a dress, but the public thinks differently. His name: Shadi(I don't think anyone knows his last name, if you do, can you tell me?) His mission: Finding himself a girlfriend. He had never had one in his life and his mother had been pressing him for ages for him to do so. So, today would be the day. He had just gotten off of the phone and was about to ask Isis if she could help him out. Though, actually asking her is a whole other story. If he could ask her without being interrupted by her younger brother Malik and his yami. And the factoid that he was really shy around women didn't help much either. Yes, our great man in a bathrobe is shy. How amusing...
"Quit making fun of me!" he shouted up to the heavens.
I wonder who he was speaking to?
"You know who I'm yelling at! I'm yelling at you!" he shouted angrily.
Who me? Are you fighting with the narrator?
"There's only one person here, so who else could I be fighting with?" he asked.
Really? There's one other person here? It's looks like you alone to me.
"That's what I meant! I'm the only person here so I am arguing with you!" he yelled at the narrator.
I don't like arguing so go on with the story!
"Not until you say that I don't wear a dress!"
It does look like a dress!
"Does not!"
Does too.
"Does not!"
Does too!
"DOES NOT!!"
Oh forget this, I'm trasporting you to Japan right now!
"You wouldn't dare!"
Watch me turban-boy!
"I'm 22!"
Shadi is then mysteriously transported to Japan, right infront of the Ishtar residence.
"I hate you," Shadi said with distaste.
Proud to be hated turban-boy! Now knock on the door!
"What if I don't want to?"
"Hey Shadi-sama!" Marik said, appearing out of no where, making Shadi jump thirty feet into the air.
"Don't sneak up on me like that! You want to give me an early heart attack!?" Shadi all but yelled.
"Sorry, but who were you arguing with? Sounded pretty intense," Marik said, with a questioning glance.
"Don't ask.." he said, giving the heavens a poisonous look.
"Okay, whatever you say, Shadi-sama. If your looking for the Pharaoh, he lives on the other side of town, he's not here," Marik said, pointed his thumb in the direction of Yugi's home.
"I'm not here because of the Pharaoh.," Shadi said.
"Oh, are you here to experince Japan?"
"No."
"Some new evil is coming?"
"No."
"There's a new sennen item that has been discovered?"
"No."
"Finding a new dress?"
"I do not wear a dress."
"It sure looks like a dress."
"It's an egyptain sorcerer's gown."
"But isn't a gown a dress?"
"Yes, but.... wait no!"
"Wow, you admitted you wear a dress!"
"I do not wear a dress! It's a gown!
"Same difference, you just said so yourself that a gown is a dress, so techinally....you are wearing a dress," Marik concluded.
"A gown is different than a dress!"
"How so? A dress is like a very long skirt that covers your upper body as well and maybe your arms and a gown is basically the same thing."
"..........." Shadi was silent.
"Maybe Malik will know the difference, I'll go ask him as soon as he calms down."
"Why, what's happend to him?" Shadi asked, curious.
"I don't know. Something about Bakura-kun, Ryou-chan's birthday present, dismembering the Pharaoh and going to hell."
"Interesting," Shadi said.
"Yeah, Malik was pretty angry. I wonder what they were talking about."
"Oh, I've been meaning to ask..."
"Where's the nearest dress store?"
"No!"
"Then what?" Marik asked.
"Where is your sister?"
"I don't have a sister, unless there was something that my parents didn't tell me," Marik said, going into a thinking mode.
"No! I meant where is your hikari's sister, Isis?"
"Oh, Sister Isis? She went to the library this morning. She was really sad this morning, so don't make her cry, or you answer to me if you do!"
"Thanks a lot Marik, I'll keep that in mind," Shadi answered back, thinking 'keep away from the psycho yami.'