Hi again!!
Thanx to everyone that reviewed!!
Disclaimer: I don't own beyblade, or it's characters. Please don't sue me.(puppy dog eyes) Pwease???
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As Max walked back out to the room where Kai and the computers were, Tyson walked into the room with Kenny, Rei and Mr. Dickinson to watch.
'Soooo Tyson. I never knew that you were so observant,' smirked Rei.
'Pardon?' Answered Tyson.
'Well you seem to be able to notice how hot Kai's ass is,' grinned Rei.
Tyson blushed, 'Ah, well the thing is......'
'Don't worry Tyson, I was just messing with ya,' laughed Rei.
'Good, cause otherwise I would have had to mention a certain blonde whose name starts with a 'M'.'
Rei: =0
'I think we see eye to eye now,' stated Tyson.
'Or in your case eye to ass,' Mumbled Rei.
' WHAT?!!' shouted Tyson.
Kenny: ^_^; 'Oh look Max and Kai have started talking.'
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Max: So.
Kai: Sooooo.
Max: Soooooooo.
Kai: Soooooooooooo.
Max: Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Dizzy: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai:.....
Max:.......
Kai:...........
Max:..........................
Dizzy: SAY SOMETHING!!!
Mas: So....
Dizzy: DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!
Max: o.0
Kai: o.0
Kai: 1) Do you really like Rei? (was I right? XD)
Max: Um....... I'm not at liberty to say. ^_^;
Kai: The hell you aren't. I want to know if I was right. (not that I'm not, cause I'm ALWAYS right.)
Max: Well I..........
Kai: Yes?
Max: Maybe.......
Kai: Yes?
Max: A little.........
Kai: Yes?
Max: Bit of a lot..........
Kai: YES???
Max: Sorta, kinda.......
Kai: JUST GET TO THE POINT!!!!!!!!
Max: Do.
Kai: Do what?
Max: FINE. YES! I DO!
Kai: Which brings me to my next question.........
Kai gives Max an evil, evil smile. (A/N:I know you know the smile I'm talking about.)
2) How much do you want to fuck him?
Max: WHAT!!!????
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In the observation room:
'WHAT!!!????' shouted Rei.
'That's my Kai, always blunt and straight to the point. ^_^' (Guess who said that. cough*Tyson*cough)
Kenny: ^_^; 'We're only on question 2 and already their talking about sex, typical.'
Rei: o.0
'What do you think Max is going to say Rei???' asked Tyson.
Rei: =0 'Oh......god.'
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Max: I think I may have misheard the last question.
I think I heard you ask "How much do you want to fuck him?" when you meant something else.
Kai: No.
Max: Pardon?
Kai: You did not mishear.
Max: Why do you want to know _that_?!
Kai: Payback for trying to glomp me after our first match. (the first tournament when Max got Draciel)
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In the observation room:
Dizzy: Vindictive little bastard isn't he,
'HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH! UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOU A VIRUS!!' yelled Tyson.
Dizzy: Ohh scary. Protecting your boyfriend. What are you going to do big shot......... check out my ass and compare it to Kai's?
Rei: o.0
Kenny: o.0
Mr Dickinson: ^_^ (yes he is still there -_-;)
'Stupid computer,' growled Tyson.
Then he mumbled 'Anyway even if you did have an ass I'm sure that not only it wouldn't come close to Kai's but it would be the biggest ugliest ass I ever did see........worse than Kennys even.'
Kenny glared at Tyson, 'HEY DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS!!!!!' He then turned around in circles trying to look at his own ass, 'It really isn't that bad is it?'
Dizzy: AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!!! ARE YOU SAYING MY ASS IS WORSE THAT YOURS!!?? I THINK NOT!!!
Rei shrugs and says, 'It dosen't matter whose ass is hottest guys.........besides, none of them would ever compare to Max's.'
'Oh yeah,' challenged Tyson.
'Yeah,' Rei replied, glareing.
'KAI'S IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER!!!!'
'NOT COMPARED TO MAX'S!!'
'KAI'S!'
'MAX'S!'
'KAI'S!'
'MAX'S!'
'KAI'S!'
'MAX'S!'
'KAI'S!'
'MAX'S!'
'WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!' wailed Kenny.
Everyone stopped yelling and glared at eachother.
'Kai's' growled Tyson.
'Max's,' Rei growled back
'WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!' Kenny wailed again.
All three jumped at eachother and a brawl started.
Mr. Dickinson: ^_^
Dizzy: -_-;
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Back in the other room:
There was a loud thump and Tyson cursed.
Kai: .......
Max:........
There was a crash and Rei yelled something that would make a sailor blush.
Kai: o.0
Max: o.0
Kai: um......... just answer the question.
Max: but........
There was another thud in the other room.
Kai: Unlike Tyson I don't plan on wasting my turn by asking stupid questions like "what is your name?".
Max: -_-; That was kinda dumb.......even for Tyson.
There was a loud bang caused by Rei throwing Kenny against a wall.
Kai: (glares) HEY!!
Max:........Fine. a lot.
Kai: Wha??
Max: That's the answer!!
Kai: Wha?
'FINE I'LL SAY IT LIKE THIS! I WANT TO BE FUCKED BY REI UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME!!!!!!!!!!' Max screamed.
There was a sudden silence in the other room.
Kai: Um.... Max....
Max: WHAT IS IT NOW!!!!????
Kai: You said that out loud instead of typing it into the computer.
Kai: -_-; I think that people could have heard you in America.
'FUCK!!'
Kai: -_-; You said that out loud too.
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In the observation room:
Rei, Tyson and Kenny have all frozen in place.
Rei was holding Tyson in a headlock, Tyson was in the middle of trying to break Kenny's arm and Kenny was pulling Rei's hair.
Rei: o.0
Tyson: o.0
Kenny: o.0
Mr Dickinson: ^_^
Dizzy: And they are only up to question two.
Silence reigns free.
That is, until it met Tyson.
'WAY TO GO REI!!' shouts Tyson.
Kenny: o.0
Mr Dickinson: ^_^
Rei: ^__^
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'WAY TO GO REI!!'
Both Kai and Max turned towards the door.
Max buried his head in his hands, 'What have I done?????'
Kai: -_-; 'I bet that was Tyson.'
Max started banging his head on the Keyboard.
(Bang)
Max: hgwqelfivgo;hiov2qbrhip'hrpv
(Bang)
Max: 32vj[om13vb
(Bang)
Max: 13vk[
(Bang)
Max: 1v3joriyfymy
(Bang)
Max: [o1yi.;
(Bang)
Max: 1gjp3ru
'Max! How 'bout I let you..'
(Bang)
Max: wtrbhr
'......ask me a question?' asked Kai desperately, hoping to make Max stop.
Max did.
'Really? Why would you do that?'
'To prevent you from getting brain damage and becoming dumber than Tyson,' stated Kai darkly.
Max: COOL!!!! NOW I KNOW WHY TYSON LIKES U SO MUCH!! YOU REALLY ARE A SWEETIE UNDER THAT COLD SARCASTIC EXTERIOUR!! ^_^
Kai: What the hell have I done? X(
Max: Hmmmmm............What to ask, what to ask........
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In the observation room:
'SHIT! I BET MAX IS GOING TO ASK HIM SOMETHING TO EMBARRASSING THAT IT WILL CRIPLE HIM FOREVER!!' shouted Tyson.
'He sure is, I can't believe that Kai would do something like that,' said Kenny.
'All I know is that we'll probably be laughing so hard we'll suffocate,' laughed Rei.
'Or we are going to be so shocked that we'll never speak again,' added Kenny.
Tyson: =0
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Max: CAN I ASK TWO? Please, please, please???
Kai: Do you promise to leave me alone afterwards.
Max crossed his fingers, but Kai didn't realize.
Max: UHUH! Whateva u say!!!
Kai: Fine, you can ask two.
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'KAI YOU IDIOT!! HE MAY LOOK INNOCENT BUT HE IS EVIL! EVIL!!!!!' shouted Tyson while shaking Kenny without realizing, it in his enthusiasm.
'T.....T-T-Tyson...I-I....can't breath.......' stuttered Kenny.
'Huh?...Oh sorry Kenny!' said Tyson dropping Kenny who fell on the floor gasping for breath.
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Max: Okay Kai!!!
3) What is the worst/most stupid thing you have ever done???
Kai: Going out in public with Tyson.
Max: Oh I doubt it!! I'm sure you have done something worse when you were a little kid. (
Kai: I don't do stupid things.
Max: C'mon
Kai: FINE!!!!
When I was 10 I stuck oranges up my principal's cars exhaust pipe (AN: my brother REALLY did do this) but I did it right when the bell went after school. This meant that at least 800 kids saw me do it as they were going home. And since it was primary school where there are lots of little kids there who love to be the first to tell people things...............My Grandfather knew about it before I had even finished the job.
Max: ^_^; That was pretty stupid, I mean doing that in broad daylight infront of hundreds of witnesses and all.
Did u get into trouble?
Kai: Trouble would be an understatement.
Max: Ok. Here is the next question!
4) Do you like Tyson?
Kai: WHAT!!??
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'WHAT!!??' shouted Tyson.
'Why are you so upset? You'll get to know if he thinks that your ass is hot.' Said Rei.
Tyson: XD
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Kai: No comment.
Max: That isn't an answer.
Kai: No comment.
Max: You're not allowed to do this.
Kai: No comment.
Max: How 'bout this, if you say no comment one more time then I'll assume that it means yes but you don't want to admit it.
There was an extremely long pause.
Kai:........................No comment.
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'YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'
Rei, Mr Dickinson and Kenny all held their hands over their ears.
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'YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'
Max: ^_^ Sounds like you just made Tyson's day.
Kai: -_-;
5) Why are you always so happy?
Max: Cause I like it!!! ^_^
Kai: Okay then....my next question.
6) Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Max: Probably ^_^
Kai: 7) WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??? I JUST INSULTED YOU AND YOU'RE SMILING!!
Max: Well I feel that if I act nice and happy all the time then it might make other people happy as well! And that makes me even more happy!! ^_^ And I know you don't really mean what you say most of the time, so I don't let it bother me.
Kai: Oh..........
Max: I'm sorry it annoys you.
Kai: um. no..I...ar....I'm...um......sorry, too.
Max: Nah, it's cool
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'Did KAI just APOLOGISE???' asked Tyson.
Mr Dickinson: ^_^ 'He sure did!!'
'He's never apologized to _ME_ before!!!' wailed Tyson.
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Max: ^_^ What do you want to ask next?
Kai: Ummmm........
8) What is your favorite food?
Max: Anything sweet.......Like you!!
I still can't get over how nice your being! I thought you'd be all mean and ask me horrible embarrassing questions.
Kai: (blushes) I just can't think of anything.
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'HE'S BLUSHING!!!!!! HE'S ONLY MEANT TO BLUSH FOR _ME_!!!' yelled Tyson.
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(Max looks over the monitors at Kai.)
Max: Awwwwww Kai! Your so cute when you blush!!!
(Kai blushes more.)
(A/N: Max is NOT hitting on Kai, he's just being his normal really, really nice to everyone, self.......not that Tyson actually realizes this. XD cough*jealously*cough)
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'He's........He's........ HE'S HITTING ON MY KAI, GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!!!!'
Rei/Kenny: -_-;
'I think we're going to have to restrain him in a minute,' stated Kenny.
'Uhuh,' agreed Rei.
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Kai: (tries to compose himself) Anyway...............
9) What is the dumbest thing you have ever done?
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'I CAN ANSWER THAT!! HITTING ON MY KAI!!!'
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Max: Eating Tyson's cooking. XP
Kai: -_-; I'll have to remember that.
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'NOW HE'S INSULTING MY COOKING!!!'
Kenny sighed, 'But it's true.'
Rei: -_-;
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Kai: 10) Who is your favorite member on the team.
Max: I don't have one, I love you ALL!!!!!!
Kai: I can believe that.
11) What's your earliest memory?
Max: When I was 5 and I got my first Beyblade for Christmas from my grandmother!
Kai: 12) What is your favorite song?
Max: The Ketchup Song!! The music is sssoooo bright and happy it just makes you want to DANCE!!!!!!
(Max starts humming the tune.)
Kai: -_-; O.....k.....Then.
(Max is still humming.)
Kai: Max?
(Max starts doing the actions to the song.)
Kai: Max?
Max: C'mon Kai.. DANCE WITH ME!!!!!!!
(Max jumps up, grabs Kai and starts dancing around to imaginary music.)
Kai: x_x
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'LET HIM GO!!!!!!!!'
Tyson headed towards the door.
'GET HIM BEFORE HE KILLS MAX!!!' yelled Kenny.
' I'm on it!!' answered Rei.
Rei tackled Tyson and tried to hold him down.
' DON'T WORRY REI!! I'M COMING' yelled Kenny.
Kenny leapt on top of the both.
Tyson and Rei looked up to see Kenny flying towards them.
Tyson/Rei: Oo;;
'NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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CRASH!!!
Max let go of Kai and they both looked at the door.
Kai/Max: o0;;;;;;;;;
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Tyson: x_x
'Owwww,' Rei moaned.
Kenny:^_^;;;;;; 'Sorry about that guys..'
'Ohhh...the pain........' Rei moaned again.
Tyson: x_x
'At least Tyson has calmed down,' said Kenny laughing nervously.
Rei: -_-;
Tyson: x_x
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Max: ^-^; Oh sorry Kai. When the music starts flowing I just get going!!!!
Kai: --;;;;;;;;;; Whateva. (Thinks *There was no music playing.*)
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Tyson woke up, 'W..what happened'
Rei: --;;;;;;;;;;;;; 'Kenny.'
Kenny: ^^;;;;;;;; 'Sorry 'bout that!'
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Kai: 13) Do you have any idea why there is so much noise in the next room?
Max: Nope!!! But with Tyson, anything's possible.
Kai: -_-; That's for sure.
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'WHAT THE HELL DO THEY MEAN BY THAT???!!!!!!'
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Kai: ^______^ 14) Have you ever kissed anyone???
Max: Ummmm..........
Kai: Well?
Max: Ummmm..........
Kai: Well?
Max: (mumbles blushing) No
Kai: Or poor, innocent, little Max!!!
Max: (recovers and grins) I'll kiss you if you want.
Kai: WHAT????!!!!
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'WHAT????!!!!' yelled Tyson, 'YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!!!!!!'
'Get ready to knock him out again Kenny,' said Rei quietly.
'IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!' shouted Kenny upset that Rei thought he had hurt them deliberately.
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Max: I'm just kidding Kai, relax. Anyway......I have someone else in mind.......
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'YOU BETTER HAVE BEEN!!!!!!!!!!'
'NO PLEASE DON'T ASK WHAT I THINK YOU GOING TO ASK KAI!!!!!!!!' yelled Rei, surprising everyone else in the room.
Kenny/Tyson: o.0
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Kai: 15) Is that other person.......REI???!!!!!!
Max: Um... (blushes)..........maybe
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Rei: ^____^
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Kai: That's a big surprise.
Max: Really? I thought you at least would have noticed I kinda had a thing for Rei!! Especially after what you told Tyson, and questions one and two!!
Kai: Do you know what sarcasm is??
Max: Yes...........Why?
Kai: -_-; I think he's spent too much time with Tyson
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Rei/Kenny/Tyson: -_-;
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Kai: 15) Why do you like Rei?
Max: well........(takes a big breath) HE'CUTEHE'SNICEANDSWEETANDKINDANDOHHSOVERYCUDDLYANDCATTYANDSUCHAGOODBEYBLADE RANDHE'SSUCHASPUNKANDHISASSISNEARLYASGOODASYOURS!!!!! (translation: He's cute, he's nice, and sweet, and kind, and ohh so very cuddly, and catty, and such a good beyblader, and he's such a spunk, and his ass is nearly as good as yours!!!!!)
Kai: o.0 Ok.....
Max: ^____^
Kai: 16) What do you think of me?
Max: You have a hot ass.
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'DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!' yelled Tyson.
'Not literally.........' sighed Rei.
'No, you're definitely not straight.' Said Kenny.
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Kai: 17) Why does everyone think my ass is hot?
Max: It just is!!! You just want to touch it and hug it and squeeze it and pinch it. Here I'll show you.
Max got up and pinched Kai's ass.
Kai: (blushes) o.0
'See now I've done it once, I just can't stop!!!'
Max did it again.
'Wow!!!!!!!!!!! Man, Tyson sure is lucky!!!!'
Max did it again.
'DO YOU MIND?????!!!!!!!!' yells Kai.
Max: ^_^ 'No'
Max did it again.
'THIS ENDS NOW!!!!!!' yelled Tyson as he barged into the room, with the others quickly following him, desperately trying to stop him from causing any serious harm to Max.
Tyson grabbed Kai away from Max and before anyone could do anything dragged him back into the observation room.
He gave Max a nasty look before slamming the door shut and locking it behind him.
Rei: o.0
Kenny: o.0
Max: o.0
'It's nice to see that Tyson really does care about Kai,' said Mr Dickinson, smiling.
'Actually that was kinda.......'Rei started.
'Scary,' Kenny finished for him.
Max merely nodded while staring at the door Tyson had exited through. Finally he said, 'I was just playing around, I didn't realize Tyson would get so upset.'
'Or possessive,' added Rei.
' Oh well, I guess Rei is up next! Lets hope it will be as interesting as the last two!' beamed Mr Dickinson.
All: ^_^;
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God what a long chapter!
Oh well it was heaps of fun writing it!! ^_^
Don't worry, Tyson won't stay pissed off 4 long
Thanx to everyone that reviewed!!
Disclaimer: I don't own beyblade, or it's characters. Please don't sue me.(puppy dog eyes) Pwease???
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As Max walked back out to the room where Kai and the computers were, Tyson walked into the room with Kenny, Rei and Mr. Dickinson to watch.
'Soooo Tyson. I never knew that you were so observant,' smirked Rei.
'Pardon?' Answered Tyson.
'Well you seem to be able to notice how hot Kai's ass is,' grinned Rei.
Tyson blushed, 'Ah, well the thing is......'
'Don't worry Tyson, I was just messing with ya,' laughed Rei.
'Good, cause otherwise I would have had to mention a certain blonde whose name starts with a 'M'.'
Rei: =0
'I think we see eye to eye now,' stated Tyson.
'Or in your case eye to ass,' Mumbled Rei.
' WHAT?!!' shouted Tyson.
Kenny: ^_^; 'Oh look Max and Kai have started talking.'
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Max: So.
Kai: Sooooo.
Max: Soooooooo.
Kai: Soooooooooooo.
Max: Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Dizzy: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai:.....
Max:.......
Kai:...........
Max:..........................
Dizzy: SAY SOMETHING!!!
Mas: So....
Dizzy: DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!
Max: o.0
Kai: o.0
Kai: 1) Do you really like Rei? (was I right? XD)
Max: Um....... I'm not at liberty to say. ^_^;
Kai: The hell you aren't. I want to know if I was right. (not that I'm not, cause I'm ALWAYS right.)
Max: Well I..........
Kai: Yes?
Max: Maybe.......
Kai: Yes?
Max: A little.........
Kai: Yes?
Max: Bit of a lot..........
Kai: YES???
Max: Sorta, kinda.......
Kai: JUST GET TO THE POINT!!!!!!!!
Max: Do.
Kai: Do what?
Max: FINE. YES! I DO!
Kai: Which brings me to my next question.........
Kai gives Max an evil, evil smile. (A/N:I know you know the smile I'm talking about.)
2) How much do you want to fuck him?
Max: WHAT!!!????
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In the observation room:
'WHAT!!!????' shouted Rei.
'That's my Kai, always blunt and straight to the point. ^_^' (Guess who said that. cough*Tyson*cough)
Kenny: ^_^; 'We're only on question 2 and already their talking about sex, typical.'
Rei: o.0
'What do you think Max is going to say Rei???' asked Tyson.
Rei: =0 'Oh......god.'
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Max: I think I may have misheard the last question.
I think I heard you ask "How much do you want to fuck him?" when you meant something else.
Kai: No.
Max: Pardon?
Kai: You did not mishear.
Max: Why do you want to know _that_?!
Kai: Payback for trying to glomp me after our first match. (the first tournament when Max got Draciel)
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In the observation room:
Dizzy: Vindictive little bastard isn't he,
'HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH! UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOU A VIRUS!!' yelled Tyson.
Dizzy: Ohh scary. Protecting your boyfriend. What are you going to do big shot......... check out my ass and compare it to Kai's?
Rei: o.0
Kenny: o.0
Mr Dickinson: ^_^ (yes he is still there -_-;)
'Stupid computer,' growled Tyson.
Then he mumbled 'Anyway even if you did have an ass I'm sure that not only it wouldn't come close to Kai's but it would be the biggest ugliest ass I ever did see........worse than Kennys even.'
Kenny glared at Tyson, 'HEY DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS!!!!!' He then turned around in circles trying to look at his own ass, 'It really isn't that bad is it?'
Dizzy: AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!!! ARE YOU SAYING MY ASS IS WORSE THAT YOURS!!?? I THINK NOT!!!
Rei shrugs and says, 'It dosen't matter whose ass is hottest guys.........besides, none of them would ever compare to Max's.'
'Oh yeah,' challenged Tyson.
'Yeah,' Rei replied, glareing.
'KAI'S IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER!!!!'
'NOT COMPARED TO MAX'S!!'
'KAI'S!'
'MAX'S!'
'KAI'S!'
'MAX'S!'
'KAI'S!'
'MAX'S!'
'KAI'S!'
'MAX'S!'
'WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!' wailed Kenny.
Everyone stopped yelling and glared at eachother.
'Kai's' growled Tyson.
'Max's,' Rei growled back
'WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!' Kenny wailed again.
All three jumped at eachother and a brawl started.
Mr. Dickinson: ^_^
Dizzy: -_-;
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Back in the other room:
There was a loud thump and Tyson cursed.
Kai: .......
Max:........
There was a crash and Rei yelled something that would make a sailor blush.
Kai: o.0
Max: o.0
Kai: um......... just answer the question.
Max: but........
There was another thud in the other room.
Kai: Unlike Tyson I don't plan on wasting my turn by asking stupid questions like "what is your name?".
Max: -_-; That was kinda dumb.......even for Tyson.
There was a loud bang caused by Rei throwing Kenny against a wall.
Kai: (glares) HEY!!
Max:........Fine. a lot.
Kai: Wha??
Max: That's the answer!!
Kai: Wha?
'FINE I'LL SAY IT LIKE THIS! I WANT TO BE FUCKED BY REI UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME!!!!!!!!!!' Max screamed.
There was a sudden silence in the other room.
Kai: Um.... Max....
Max: WHAT IS IT NOW!!!!????
Kai: You said that out loud instead of typing it into the computer.
Kai: -_-; I think that people could have heard you in America.
'FUCK!!'
Kai: -_-; You said that out loud too.
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In the observation room:
Rei, Tyson and Kenny have all frozen in place.
Rei was holding Tyson in a headlock, Tyson was in the middle of trying to break Kenny's arm and Kenny was pulling Rei's hair.
Rei: o.0
Tyson: o.0
Kenny: o.0
Mr Dickinson: ^_^
Dizzy: And they are only up to question two.
Silence reigns free.
That is, until it met Tyson.
'WAY TO GO REI!!' shouts Tyson.
Kenny: o.0
Mr Dickinson: ^_^
Rei: ^__^
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'WAY TO GO REI!!'
Both Kai and Max turned towards the door.
Max buried his head in his hands, 'What have I done?????'
Kai: -_-; 'I bet that was Tyson.'
Max started banging his head on the Keyboard.
(Bang)
Max: hgwqelfivgo;hiov2qbrhip'hrpv
(Bang)
Max: 32vj[om13vb
(Bang)
Max: 13vk[
(Bang)
Max: 1v3joriyfymy
(Bang)
Max: [o1yi.;
(Bang)
Max: 1gjp3ru
'Max! How 'bout I let you..'
(Bang)
Max: wtrbhr
'......ask me a question?' asked Kai desperately, hoping to make Max stop.
Max did.
'Really? Why would you do that?'
'To prevent you from getting brain damage and becoming dumber than Tyson,' stated Kai darkly.
Max: COOL!!!! NOW I KNOW WHY TYSON LIKES U SO MUCH!! YOU REALLY ARE A SWEETIE UNDER THAT COLD SARCASTIC EXTERIOUR!! ^_^
Kai: What the hell have I done? X(
Max: Hmmmmm............What to ask, what to ask........
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In the observation room:
'SHIT! I BET MAX IS GOING TO ASK HIM SOMETHING TO EMBARRASSING THAT IT WILL CRIPLE HIM FOREVER!!' shouted Tyson.
'He sure is, I can't believe that Kai would do something like that,' said Kenny.
'All I know is that we'll probably be laughing so hard we'll suffocate,' laughed Rei.
'Or we are going to be so shocked that we'll never speak again,' added Kenny.
Tyson: =0
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Max: CAN I ASK TWO? Please, please, please???
Kai: Do you promise to leave me alone afterwards.
Max crossed his fingers, but Kai didn't realize.
Max: UHUH! Whateva u say!!!
Kai: Fine, you can ask two.
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'KAI YOU IDIOT!! HE MAY LOOK INNOCENT BUT HE IS EVIL! EVIL!!!!!' shouted Tyson while shaking Kenny without realizing, it in his enthusiasm.
'T.....T-T-Tyson...I-I....can't breath.......' stuttered Kenny.
'Huh?...Oh sorry Kenny!' said Tyson dropping Kenny who fell on the floor gasping for breath.
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Max: Okay Kai!!!
3) What is the worst/most stupid thing you have ever done???
Kai: Going out in public with Tyson.
Max: Oh I doubt it!! I'm sure you have done something worse when you were a little kid. (
Kai: I don't do stupid things.
Max: C'mon
Kai: FINE!!!!
When I was 10 I stuck oranges up my principal's cars exhaust pipe (AN: my brother REALLY did do this) but I did it right when the bell went after school. This meant that at least 800 kids saw me do it as they were going home. And since it was primary school where there are lots of little kids there who love to be the first to tell people things...............My Grandfather knew about it before I had even finished the job.
Max: ^_^; That was pretty stupid, I mean doing that in broad daylight infront of hundreds of witnesses and all.
Did u get into trouble?
Kai: Trouble would be an understatement.
Max: Ok. Here is the next question!
4) Do you like Tyson?
Kai: WHAT!!??
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'WHAT!!??' shouted Tyson.
'Why are you so upset? You'll get to know if he thinks that your ass is hot.' Said Rei.
Tyson: XD
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Kai: No comment.
Max: That isn't an answer.
Kai: No comment.
Max: You're not allowed to do this.
Kai: No comment.
Max: How 'bout this, if you say no comment one more time then I'll assume that it means yes but you don't want to admit it.
There was an extremely long pause.
Kai:........................No comment.
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'YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'
Rei, Mr Dickinson and Kenny all held their hands over their ears.
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'YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'
Max: ^_^ Sounds like you just made Tyson's day.
Kai: -_-;
5) Why are you always so happy?
Max: Cause I like it!!! ^_^
Kai: Okay then....my next question.
6) Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Max: Probably ^_^
Kai: 7) WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??? I JUST INSULTED YOU AND YOU'RE SMILING!!
Max: Well I feel that if I act nice and happy all the time then it might make other people happy as well! And that makes me even more happy!! ^_^ And I know you don't really mean what you say most of the time, so I don't let it bother me.
Kai: Oh..........
Max: I'm sorry it annoys you.
Kai: um. no..I...ar....I'm...um......sorry, too.
Max: Nah, it's cool
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'Did KAI just APOLOGISE???' asked Tyson.
Mr Dickinson: ^_^ 'He sure did!!'
'He's never apologized to _ME_ before!!!' wailed Tyson.
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Max: ^_^ What do you want to ask next?
Kai: Ummmm........
8) What is your favorite food?
Max: Anything sweet.......Like you!!
I still can't get over how nice your being! I thought you'd be all mean and ask me horrible embarrassing questions.
Kai: (blushes) I just can't think of anything.
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'HE'S BLUSHING!!!!!! HE'S ONLY MEANT TO BLUSH FOR _ME_!!!' yelled Tyson.
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(Max looks over the monitors at Kai.)
Max: Awwwwww Kai! Your so cute when you blush!!!
(Kai blushes more.)
(A/N: Max is NOT hitting on Kai, he's just being his normal really, really nice to everyone, self.......not that Tyson actually realizes this. XD cough*jealously*cough)
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'He's........He's........ HE'S HITTING ON MY KAI, GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!!!!'
Rei/Kenny: -_-;
'I think we're going to have to restrain him in a minute,' stated Kenny.
'Uhuh,' agreed Rei.
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Kai: (tries to compose himself) Anyway...............
9) What is the dumbest thing you have ever done?
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'I CAN ANSWER THAT!! HITTING ON MY KAI!!!'
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Max: Eating Tyson's cooking. XP
Kai: -_-; I'll have to remember that.
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'NOW HE'S INSULTING MY COOKING!!!'
Kenny sighed, 'But it's true.'
Rei: -_-;
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Kai: 10) Who is your favorite member on the team.
Max: I don't have one, I love you ALL!!!!!!
Kai: I can believe that.
11) What's your earliest memory?
Max: When I was 5 and I got my first Beyblade for Christmas from my grandmother!
Kai: 12) What is your favorite song?
Max: The Ketchup Song!! The music is sssoooo bright and happy it just makes you want to DANCE!!!!!!
(Max starts humming the tune.)
Kai: -_-; O.....k.....Then.
(Max is still humming.)
Kai: Max?
(Max starts doing the actions to the song.)
Kai: Max?
Max: C'mon Kai.. DANCE WITH ME!!!!!!!
(Max jumps up, grabs Kai and starts dancing around to imaginary music.)
Kai: x_x
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'LET HIM GO!!!!!!!!'
Tyson headed towards the door.
'GET HIM BEFORE HE KILLS MAX!!!' yelled Kenny.
' I'm on it!!' answered Rei.
Rei tackled Tyson and tried to hold him down.
' DON'T WORRY REI!! I'M COMING' yelled Kenny.
Kenny leapt on top of the both.
Tyson and Rei looked up to see Kenny flying towards them.
Tyson/Rei: Oo;;
'NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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CRASH!!!
Max let go of Kai and they both looked at the door.
Kai/Max: o0;;;;;;;;;
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Tyson: x_x
'Owwww,' Rei moaned.
Kenny:^_^;;;;;; 'Sorry about that guys..'
'Ohhh...the pain........' Rei moaned again.
Tyson: x_x
'At least Tyson has calmed down,' said Kenny laughing nervously.
Rei: -_-;
Tyson: x_x
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Max: ^-^; Oh sorry Kai. When the music starts flowing I just get going!!!!
Kai: --;;;;;;;;;; Whateva. (Thinks *There was no music playing.*)
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Tyson woke up, 'W..what happened'
Rei: --;;;;;;;;;;;;; 'Kenny.'
Kenny: ^^;;;;;;;; 'Sorry 'bout that!'
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Kai: 13) Do you have any idea why there is so much noise in the next room?
Max: Nope!!! But with Tyson, anything's possible.
Kai: -_-; That's for sure.
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'WHAT THE HELL DO THEY MEAN BY THAT???!!!!!!'
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Kai: ^______^ 14) Have you ever kissed anyone???
Max: Ummmm..........
Kai: Well?
Max: Ummmm..........
Kai: Well?
Max: (mumbles blushing) No
Kai: Or poor, innocent, little Max!!!
Max: (recovers and grins) I'll kiss you if you want.
Kai: WHAT????!!!!
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'WHAT????!!!!' yelled Tyson, 'YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!!!!!!'
'Get ready to knock him out again Kenny,' said Rei quietly.
'IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!' shouted Kenny upset that Rei thought he had hurt them deliberately.
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Max: I'm just kidding Kai, relax. Anyway......I have someone else in mind.......
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'YOU BETTER HAVE BEEN!!!!!!!!!!'
'NO PLEASE DON'T ASK WHAT I THINK YOU GOING TO ASK KAI!!!!!!!!' yelled Rei, surprising everyone else in the room.
Kenny/Tyson: o.0
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Kai: 15) Is that other person.......REI???!!!!!!
Max: Um... (blushes)..........maybe
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Rei: ^____^
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Kai: That's a big surprise.
Max: Really? I thought you at least would have noticed I kinda had a thing for Rei!! Especially after what you told Tyson, and questions one and two!!
Kai: Do you know what sarcasm is??
Max: Yes...........Why?
Kai: -_-; I think he's spent too much time with Tyson
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Rei/Kenny/Tyson: -_-;
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Kai: 15) Why do you like Rei?
Max: well........(takes a big breath) HE'CUTEHE'SNICEANDSWEETANDKINDANDOHHSOVERYCUDDLYANDCATTYANDSUCHAGOODBEYBLADE RANDHE'SSUCHASPUNKANDHISASSISNEARLYASGOODASYOURS!!!!! (translation: He's cute, he's nice, and sweet, and kind, and ohh so very cuddly, and catty, and such a good beyblader, and he's such a spunk, and his ass is nearly as good as yours!!!!!)
Kai: o.0 Ok.....
Max: ^____^
Kai: 16) What do you think of me?
Max: You have a hot ass.
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'DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!' yelled Tyson.
'Not literally.........' sighed Rei.
'No, you're definitely not straight.' Said Kenny.
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Kai: 17) Why does everyone think my ass is hot?
Max: It just is!!! You just want to touch it and hug it and squeeze it and pinch it. Here I'll show you.
Max got up and pinched Kai's ass.
Kai: (blushes) o.0
'See now I've done it once, I just can't stop!!!'
Max did it again.
'Wow!!!!!!!!!!! Man, Tyson sure is lucky!!!!'
Max did it again.
'DO YOU MIND?????!!!!!!!!' yells Kai.
Max: ^_^ 'No'
Max did it again.
'THIS ENDS NOW!!!!!!' yelled Tyson as he barged into the room, with the others quickly following him, desperately trying to stop him from causing any serious harm to Max.
Tyson grabbed Kai away from Max and before anyone could do anything dragged him back into the observation room.
He gave Max a nasty look before slamming the door shut and locking it behind him.
Rei: o.0
Kenny: o.0
Max: o.0
'It's nice to see that Tyson really does care about Kai,' said Mr Dickinson, smiling.
'Actually that was kinda.......'Rei started.
'Scary,' Kenny finished for him.
Max merely nodded while staring at the door Tyson had exited through. Finally he said, 'I was just playing around, I didn't realize Tyson would get so upset.'
'Or possessive,' added Rei.
' Oh well, I guess Rei is up next! Lets hope it will be as interesting as the last two!' beamed Mr Dickinson.
All: ^_^;
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God what a long chapter!
Oh well it was heaps of fun writing it!! ^_^
Don't worry, Tyson won't stay pissed off 4 long