And here's another chappie!!!
Disclaimer: Me no own, You no sue
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Max was getting worried.
Kai was still standing by himself, not saying anything.
That was normal though.
What was worrying him was the glaring contest Tyson was currently having with Emily.
Tyson:
Suddenly Kai moved (WOW!!).
'I'm going to get a drink,' and with that, he left.
Now Max was apprehensive, no Kai meant that Tyson and Emily could talk freely about him.....
'This isn't going to be pretty........'
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Kenny: So, what would you like to know????
Rei:.......
Kenny: Anything????
Rei:......
Kenny: Are you sure??
Rei: ............to tell you the truth, you have never really interested me..^_^;
Kenny: HEY!!!!!!!!! X(
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Tyson glared at Emily.
Emily glared at Tyson.
Max sweat dropped.
'Now, guys, I'm sure we can sort this out like.....mature......people.' said Max.
Tyson glared at Emily.
Emily glared at Tyson.
Max sweat dropped.
Max tried again, 'We'll just talk this through......'
Tyson glared at Emily.
Emily glared at Tyson.
Max sweat dropped.
'Or we could not.........'
Tyson glared at Emily.
Emily glared at Tyson.
Tyson's temper suddenly snapped.
'STAY AWAY FROM MY KAI'S ASS!!!!!!'
'MAKE ME!'
'I WILL!'
'BUT WOULD YOU HURT A GIRL?????!!!'
Tyson: o.0
Max: ^_^; 'She has a point.'
Emily: ^____^ 'And besides, he isn't YOUR Kai at the moment, is he?'
Tyson: *~*
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Rei: I'm sorry Kenny, I think your very smart, it's just, well.........
Kenny: WHAT???!!!
Rei: You're a bit.........
Kenny: A BIT WHAT????
Rei: -_-; nerdy........
Kenny: NERDY???
Rei: I'm sorry.......I didn't mean it!!!!
Kenny: .........It's the glasses isn't it????!!!
Rei: .....well........
Kenny: ISN'T IT!!!!!??????
Rei: ......and the haircut.........
Kenny: *~*
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'YOU SEE, KAI DOSEN'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE SO NEH!! HIS ASS IS MINE!!!!' yelled Emily.
Tyson: *~*
'Things are about to get worse,' sighed Max.
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Rei: I just thought of a question!!!!!!! ^____________^
Kenny: -- Good for you.
Rei: AWWW Kenny!! You're not still mad are you????
Kenny: X(
Rei: Don't be like that!!!!!!
Kenny: X(
Rei: C'mon!
Kenny: X(
Rei: Fine, but you have to answer anyway!!!
1) Do you leave the toilet seat up or down????
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Tyson and Emily temporarily put their differences aside.
Tyson/ Emily: o.O
Max: -_-; 'I told him it was hard to think of questions.'
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Kenny: Excuse me???????!!!!!
Rei: ^_^;;;;;; I couldn't think of anything else!!!
Kenny: I do not think that is the kind of information Mr. Dickinson had in mind when he organized this.
Rei: Your point??? I don't think he really meant for Max to scream out that he wanted me bad!!!
Kenny: -_-;; I'm not Max.........
Rei: No....your most certainly not (his eyes go misty as he thinks of Max) nobody can ever be as good as Max.....
Kenny: HEY!!!!!!!!!
Rei: .......but it doesn't mean I won't have you yelling crazy things about yourself for the world to hear (evil grin).
Kenny: o.O
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'THAT IS SOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!' yelled Tyson, 'DID YOU HEAR THAT MAX????'
Max has gone crimson. He doesn't say anything for a few seconds, until...
'.............HE REALLY DOES LOVE ME!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TOO REI!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Tyson: -_-; 'And I thought I was bad.'
Emily: -_-; 'You are.'
Max: ^_^;;;;;
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'.............HE REALLY DOES LOVE ME!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TOO REI!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kenny: o.O
Rei: (Takes a deep breath.......)
'I LOVE YOU TOO MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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'I LOVE YOU TOO MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kai who has just walked back in the room with a glass of water: o.O
Max grins, ' I LOVE YOU MORE REI!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kai: o.O 'Did I miss something??'
Tyson goes and stands next to Kai: -_-; 'No just Rei and Max declaring their love for the world to hear.'
Kai: -_-;;;
Emily: X( 'I though you were mad at him Kai!!!!'
Kai: ^_^;;; 'Oh yeah........'
Tyson: =) 'He can never stay mad at me!!!!!!!!!'
Kai: -_-; 'Whatever,' and steps away from Tyson.
Tyson: =)
'Why are you still smiling??' asked Emily.
'I know my Kai!! He'll have forgiven me by the time I have to go back out and be asked questions!! ^_~'
Emily: X( 'Damn!'
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Um............. back to Max, Rei and Kenny (yes, Max too -_-;;;;)
' I LOVE YOU MORE REI!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'NO I LOVE *YOU* MORE MAX!!!!!'
Kenny: o.O
'NO *I* I LOVE *YOU* MORE REI!!!!!!'
'NO*I* LOVE *YOU* MORE MAX!!!!!'
Kenny: -_-;
'NO *I* I LOVE *YOU* MORE REI!!!!!!'
'NO *I* DO!'
Kenny: -_-;;
'NO *I* DO!'
'NO *I* DO!'
Kenny: -_-;;;;;;;;;
'NO *I* DO!'
'NO *I* DO!'
Kenny: *X(
'NO *I* DO!'
'NO *I* DO!'
Kenny: **X(
'NO *I* DO!'
'NO *I* DO!'
Kenny: ***X(
'NO *I* ......'
'WILL YOU BOTH SHUT THE HELL UP?????!!!!!!!'
'........do?'
Kenny: ***X(
Max: o.O
Rei: O.o
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Kai/Tyson/Emily: -_-;
(note that Tyson is BETWEEN Kai and Emily ^_^)
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Rei: Man Kenny, no need to blow a fuse!
Kenny: ****X(
'I AM NOT GOING TO BLOW A FUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!'
(BANG)
The lights flickered, and then the power went off.
Rei/Kenny: -_-;;;;;;;
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'OUCH'
'WHO PINCHED KAI"S ASS!!!'
'NOT ME'
"ME!!!!!!!!!! ^_________^'
'EMILY!!! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY KAI!!!!!!!'
'Umm.....Tyson....nobody pinched my ass.'
'THEY DIDN'T???'
'I DIDN'T????????????'
'MAX?? DID SHE PINCH YOU??'
'No.........'
'Young lady, I'm flattered and all, but I fear I'm a little old for you.'
'MR DICKINSON???.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Tyson takes a breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....serves you right for trying to get Kai's ass!!'
'OH MY GOD!! I GOT MR. DICKINGSON?????!!!!!!!!'
'Yes dear, you did.'
Max/Kai: 0.0
Tyson: ^________^
Emily: XP
Mr. Dickinson: ^_^;;;;;;
'OUCH!!! THAT TIME YOU DID GET ME!!!'
Emily: ^_~ 'I knew I'd get my target eventually'
'GET AWAY FROM KAI!!!!!!!'
Tyson jumps at Emily......
'OUCH!!!!'
'Sorry Max, I thought you were Emily!!!'
The Door swung open.
'WHO HURT MAX!!!!!!!!!!!???????????' X(
'I'M SORRY REI!!!!'
'TYSON!!!!!'
'I THOUGHT HE WAS EMILY!!!'
'Oh, that's ok then. Carry on.'
Rei hugs someone.
'Are you ok Max??'
'Rei.........get off me.'
'REI, DID YOU JUST GLOMP MY KAI???!!!!!!!'
'eep......'
Rei takes cover.
Tyson lunges where he last heard Rei.
'OUCH!'
Tyson:^_^;; 'Sorry Kenny!'
'YOU BETTER BE!'
'OUCH!'
'EMILY DID YOU JUST PINCH KAI'S ASS??????!'
'No, she didn't.......I'm over here.'
Tyson found Kai, latched on, and wouldn't let go.
Kai: -_-;;;;
Tyson: ;P 'Ya know Kai.....it's very dark in this room.......'
'Um.......whose ass did I just pinch then??'
'Mine.......'
'MAX???? SHE GOT YOU??? YOU ARE SO GOING DOWN MISS ALL STAR!!!!'
(CRASH!!!!!)
Mr Dickinson suddenly turns on a torch revealing Rei trying to strangle Kenny.
'Sorry Kenny.'
Kenny: x.x
Rei: ^_^;;;;
'I'm sure there is a fuse box in here somewhere........'
Max, Rei, Kenny, Emily and Mr Dickinson search.
'HERE IT IS!!!'
'I wonder where Tyson and Kai are.......' thought Max out loud.
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A few minutes later the lights come back on..........
Max/Rei/Kenny/Emily: 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
Mr Dickinson: ^_^;;;;
They just found out what Kai and Tyson had been doing.......
(You dirty minded people ^_^;;;)
'Do you have any nines??'
'Go fish.'
Kai smiled as he held his last card, 'Do you have any aces??'
Tyson slammed his cards onto the floor, 'DAMNIT KAI, YOU WON AGAIN!!!'
Rei/Kenny/Emily: o.O
'What are you too doing??' asked Max.
'What does it look like,' sneered Kai.
Max: -_-;;;;; 'Playing cards........'
Tyson: ^_^;;; 'I've never played go fish in the dark before.....'
'How did you know what cards you had if you couldn't see anything??' asked Max.
(Tyson looks down at his cards, and then at Kai's)
Tyson: o.O 'KAI, YOU CHEATED????!!!!! HOW COULD YOU??!!!'
Kai: --; 'It was dark.'
Everyone else: -_-;;;;;;;;;
Tyson: *~*
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After getting Kai to apologize to Tyson, ('Look Tyson, if you stop crying then I'll forgive you for the Kenny thing.' Tyson immediately stopped crying. Tyson: ^___________^ 'See Emily, what did I say!' Kai: -_-;;;) Rei and Kenny started again.
Rei: 2) How did you get so smart???
Kenny: -_-;;; I don't really know.....
Rei: 3) Why do like being called chief????
Kenny: I'm the boss??? .......(mumbles) not that any of you really listen to me........
Rei: What was that?? I wasn't listening, I was thinking about Max.
Kenny: -_-;;; Figures......
Rei: 4) Why do you wear glasses when your hair covers your eyes??
Kenny: um......
Rei: 5) Which brings me to your hair...... Have you ever had a hair cut???
Kenny: .......
Rei: 6) In fact, do even KNOW what a hairdresser is?????
Kenny: .....
Rei: 7) Will you let me cut your hair???
Kenny:......no.......
Rei: 8) Why not???
Kenny: *X( Because I LIKE my hair!!!
Rei: 9) How can you like that mop on your head????
(starts stroking his ponytail thingy) It makes me wince to look at it!!
Kenny: **X( I think that we should probably start asking some questions that aren't about hair!!!
Rei: 10) What shampoo and conditioner do you use???
Kenny: ***X( ......
Rei: 11) Do you even wash your hair????
Kenny: ****X(
'THAT IS IT!!!! I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS ANYMORE!!!! I'D RATHER FACE TYSON AFTER I PINCHED KAI'S ASS!!!!!!!'
Rei: ........I suggest you run.......
Tyson stormed into the room. 'YOU PINCHED MY KAI'S ASS?????!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kenny: =0 'SHIT!!!'
Kenny ran away.
Rei: -_-;;;;
Tyson gave chase, and started to knock things over trying to get to Kenny.
'REI, DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!' yelled Kenny.
'Tyson, you are aware you left Kai with Emily? Imagine what she could be doing.......'
Tyson runs back into the other room.
'GET AWAY FROM HIM EMILY!!!!!'
Kenny/Rei: -_-;;;;
Kenny: Thank you Rei, I owe you one.
Rei: I do believe we were in the middle of discussing your hair.
Kenny: -_-;;; .....fine.......
Rei: ^_^
13) So how do you feel about a crew cut???
'TYSON!! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!'
Rei: ^_^;;; 'What's wrong with him????'
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After a lengthy argument between, Rei and Kenny, (which Kenny won by threatening to cut off Rei's hair while he slept) it was decided that Rei couldn't ask any more questions to do with hair care.
Rei: Tyson asked me to ask you this.........
14) Have you ever, really pinched Kai's ass???
Kenny: Um........
Rei: Um?
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'UM???? WHAT THE HELL DOES HE MEAN BY UM??????'
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Kenny: ^_^;;;; Well, there was this one time a couple of weeks ago....
It was just begging me to do it, he was bending over tying his shoelace after that tournament, and there was a crowd so he wouldn't have been able to know it was me, and.....
Rei: 0.o
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Kai: oO 'THAT WAS KENNY!!?????'
'I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Tyson starts to charge into the other room.
'Quick Kai!! Help me stop him' said Max, grabbing Tyson before he could leave the room.
Sighing, Kai started to help Max restrain Tyson.
Emily decided to help, and do something that will stop Tyson from killing Kenny.
Slowly she walked up behind the three struggling boys (imagine the 'Jaws' theme in the background people) and moved in for the kill........
'OUCH!!' yelped Kai, and let go of Tyson, making him fall on top of Max.
Max: x.x
'W-what happened???' moaned Tyson, getting off Max.
'She did,' said Kai darkly.
Emily: ^____^ 'Just glad to be of service,' said Emily smugly.
'Wha..?' said Tyson, still not quite with it.
'She pinched me again,' said Kai glaring at the said ass pincher.
'Wha.....WHAT!!!??? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE??? LEAVE KAI'S ASS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kai: -_-;;;
Max: x.x
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Kenny: Just hurry up and ask the next question.
Rei: ok....WAIT!!!....I can feel something.....
Kenny: -_-;; so can I.........I think it might be a migraine........
Rei: (is concentrating).......
Kenny: um.......Rei? Are you alright??
Rei:...
Kenny:....
Rei: =0
'MAX HAS BEEN HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Rei gets up and runs over to the door, and flings it open.......
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Max groaned. Having Tyson land on him was a very painful experience, he stuck it on the list of things that he will never do again, right up next to the computer. (the one that fell on him in the last chapter).
He looked over at the others, Emily was grinning like a maniac, Tyson was trying to kill her, and Kai was trying to stop him.
Max moaned again, and decided that he better get up and help Kai. Leaning on the door for support, he slowly rose off the ground, holding his head.
Suddenly in the other room.....
'MAX HAS BEEN HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Before he could get out of the way, the door was flung open, making him crash to the ground again.
Max: x.x
(Poor Max, I just realized he's getting really bashed around lately, I think I better make it up to him ^_^;;;;;)
'WHO HURT MY MAXIE!!!!!' yelled Rei.
'Owwwwwwwwww'
Rei looked down
'MAX!!!!!!!!!!' WHO DID THIS TO YOU??????'
Max was annoyed, he was sick of being nice, he was sick of bashed around.........
'EMILY KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF KAI!!!!'
'MAKE ME!!!'
...and most of all, HE WAS SICK OF PEOPLE FIGHTING OVER KAI'S ASS!!!
'THAT'S IT!!!!!' yelled Max.
everyone: 0.o
'TYSON, STOP TRYING TO KILL EMILY! EMILY, STOP GRABBING KAI! REI AND KENNY, GO FINISH YOUR QUESTIONS!!! AND KAI...um.......Kai?....make your ass less hot?????........actually don't.... 'cause I like it........ Kai, you can just come with me and help me walk, while I get an ice pack.' Max grabbed Kai and pulled him off the infirmary.
Everyone: o.O
Mr Dickinson: ^_^;;; 'It's good that he vented out all his anger.'
Everyone: -_-;;;;
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AND HERE'S A COMICAL INTERLUDE!!!!!!!!
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Max/Rei: 'Tyson and Kai, sitting in a tree. K..I...S..S.I.'
Tyson interrupts: 'F..U...C...K....I.......N...G' ^_~
Kenny: o.O
Kai: -_-;;; 'Actually it was last night in Tyson's room not up in some tree.'
Tyson: ^_^;;;; 'Oh yeah!'
Max/Rei/Kenny: 0.o
(sorry I kinda got bored ^_^;;;;; this chapter is too long!)
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AND BACK TO THE STORY.....
Rei upset and Tyson was getting hysterical.
Rei: *~* 'I HURT MAX AND NOW HE HATES ME!!! WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOO??????!!!!' (Rei starts sobbing)
'HE TOOK MY KAI!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY KAI!!!! WHAT WILL HE DO WITH HIM???? WHERE DID THEY GO??? HE BETTER NOT BE DOING ANYTHING TO KAI"S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kenny/Emily: -_-;;;;;
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10 minutes later, Max and Kai returned with an ice pack, and a candy bar. Kai had realized that Tyson would probably be going nuts, so he thought he better bring it to calm him down. (HOW CUTE!!! ISN'T KAI THOUGHTFUL!!!! ^___^;;)
Max had to reassure Rei that he didn't hate him, before Rei would go and finish up.
'I love you I really do! I was just a bit upset, but I'm fine now really!'
'Really, Really?'
'Really, really, really.'
'I love you!'
'I love you more!'
'No, I love YOU more!'
'No I do!'
'No I do!'
'No I do!'
'No I ..'
'NOT THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!' yelled Kenny.
'....do?'
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Rei: um.....
?) what number was I up to????
Kenny: -_-;;; I'm not sure...
(I really have forgotten!! *Authoress scrolls back up the page to check*.....It was 6 pages ago ^_^;;; Man, I made those guys talk a lot!!!)
Kenny: ...question 15.
Rei: Cool!
16) How do you find your glasses after you take them off if you can't see?
Kenny: .....lots, and lots of searching.
(A/N; I know this through personal experience -_-;; but mine DENINATELY don't look like Kenny's or Emily's! = O.O )
Rei: 17) What should I ask you now?? ^_^;;;;;;
Kenny: ...........
Rei: 18) Do you have a dream????
Kenny: yes......(blushes) I own the BIGGEST, BEST computer that was, has, and will ever be built!!!!!!!!!
Rei: -_-;;;;;;; that's.........nice......
Kenny: ^_____^
Rei: 19) Have you taken your medication???
Kenny: ¬¬; very funny
Rei: I thought it was! ^_^
20) What scares you?
Kenny: Tyson, on a sugar high when you have just pinched Kai's ass(shivers)
Rei: (cringes) that's nasty......don't even think of things like that.......
'HEY!!! WE'VE JUST FINISHED!!!! I AM SO OUT OF HERE!!' yelled Rei and ran out the door, with Kenny following him.
As they walked through the door.....
'NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO!!!!!!!!!
........Tyson realized that he had to leave Kai with Emily in order to be questioned by Kenny.
Kai smirked and whispered something in Tyson's ear.
Tyson: ^________^ 'C'mon Kenny, lets go!! The sooner we start, the sooner I can come back!!'
Kenny: -_-;; 'Sure Tyson,' and then he walked out the door.
'I DO NOT want to know what Kai said,' mumbled Max as he walked over and stood next to Rei.
On his way past, as he walked out, Tyson grabbed Max and Rei, 'You are to guard Kai with you life!' he growled, 'If she lays a finger on him, you'll regret it!'
Max/Rei: ^_^;;;;
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Will Max and Rei be able to protect Kai?? Will Emily get Kai's ass? What will Kenny ask Tyson? Do you really want to know? I do!! ^_^;;; I better get thinking, huh? All I know is that there will be complete madness.....which is pretty normal in this fic isn't it? -_-;;;
Ja ne!!!
Disclaimer: Me no own, You no sue
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Max was getting worried.
Kai was still standing by himself, not saying anything.
That was normal though.
What was worrying him was the glaring contest Tyson was currently having with Emily.
Tyson:
Suddenly Kai moved (WOW!!).
'I'm going to get a drink,' and with that, he left.
Now Max was apprehensive, no Kai meant that Tyson and Emily could talk freely about him.....
'This isn't going to be pretty........'
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Kenny: So, what would you like to know????
Rei:.......
Kenny: Anything????
Rei:......
Kenny: Are you sure??
Rei: ............to tell you the truth, you have never really interested me..^_^;
Kenny: HEY!!!!!!!!! X(
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Tyson glared at Emily.
Emily glared at Tyson.
Max sweat dropped.
'Now, guys, I'm sure we can sort this out like.....mature......people.' said Max.
Tyson glared at Emily.
Emily glared at Tyson.
Max sweat dropped.
Max tried again, 'We'll just talk this through......'
Tyson glared at Emily.
Emily glared at Tyson.
Max sweat dropped.
'Or we could not.........'
Tyson glared at Emily.
Emily glared at Tyson.
Tyson's temper suddenly snapped.
'STAY AWAY FROM MY KAI'S ASS!!!!!!'
'MAKE ME!'
'I WILL!'
'BUT WOULD YOU HURT A GIRL?????!!!'
Tyson: o.0
Max: ^_^; 'She has a point.'
Emily: ^____^ 'And besides, he isn't YOUR Kai at the moment, is he?'
Tyson: *~*
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Rei: I'm sorry Kenny, I think your very smart, it's just, well.........
Kenny: WHAT???!!!
Rei: You're a bit.........
Kenny: A BIT WHAT????
Rei: -_-; nerdy........
Kenny: NERDY???
Rei: I'm sorry.......I didn't mean it!!!!
Kenny: .........It's the glasses isn't it????!!!
Rei: .....well........
Kenny: ISN'T IT!!!!!??????
Rei: ......and the haircut.........
Kenny: *~*
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'YOU SEE, KAI DOSEN'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE SO NEH!! HIS ASS IS MINE!!!!' yelled Emily.
Tyson: *~*
'Things are about to get worse,' sighed Max.
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Rei: I just thought of a question!!!!!!! ^____________^
Kenny: -- Good for you.
Rei: AWWW Kenny!! You're not still mad are you????
Kenny: X(
Rei: Don't be like that!!!!!!
Kenny: X(
Rei: C'mon!
Kenny: X(
Rei: Fine, but you have to answer anyway!!!
1) Do you leave the toilet seat up or down????
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Tyson and Emily temporarily put their differences aside.
Tyson/ Emily: o.O
Max: -_-; 'I told him it was hard to think of questions.'
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Kenny: Excuse me???????!!!!!
Rei: ^_^;;;;;; I couldn't think of anything else!!!
Kenny: I do not think that is the kind of information Mr. Dickinson had in mind when he organized this.
Rei: Your point??? I don't think he really meant for Max to scream out that he wanted me bad!!!
Kenny: -_-;; I'm not Max.........
Rei: No....your most certainly not (his eyes go misty as he thinks of Max) nobody can ever be as good as Max.....
Kenny: HEY!!!!!!!!!
Rei: .......but it doesn't mean I won't have you yelling crazy things about yourself for the world to hear (evil grin).
Kenny: o.O
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'THAT IS SOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!' yelled Tyson, 'DID YOU HEAR THAT MAX????'
Max has gone crimson. He doesn't say anything for a few seconds, until...
'.............HE REALLY DOES LOVE ME!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TOO REI!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Tyson: -_-; 'And I thought I was bad.'
Emily: -_-; 'You are.'
Max: ^_^;;;;;
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'.............HE REALLY DOES LOVE ME!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU TOO REI!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kenny: o.O
Rei: (Takes a deep breath.......)
'I LOVE YOU TOO MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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'I LOVE YOU TOO MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kai who has just walked back in the room with a glass of water: o.O
Max grins, ' I LOVE YOU MORE REI!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kai: o.O 'Did I miss something??'
Tyson goes and stands next to Kai: -_-; 'No just Rei and Max declaring their love for the world to hear.'
Kai: -_-;;;
Emily: X( 'I though you were mad at him Kai!!!!'
Kai: ^_^;;; 'Oh yeah........'
Tyson: =) 'He can never stay mad at me!!!!!!!!!'
Kai: -_-; 'Whatever,' and steps away from Tyson.
Tyson: =)
'Why are you still smiling??' asked Emily.
'I know my Kai!! He'll have forgiven me by the time I have to go back out and be asked questions!! ^_~'
Emily: X( 'Damn!'
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Um............. back to Max, Rei and Kenny (yes, Max too -_-;;;;)
' I LOVE YOU MORE REI!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'NO I LOVE *YOU* MORE MAX!!!!!'
Kenny: o.O
'NO *I* I LOVE *YOU* MORE REI!!!!!!'
'NO*I* LOVE *YOU* MORE MAX!!!!!'
Kenny: -_-;
'NO *I* I LOVE *YOU* MORE REI!!!!!!'
'NO *I* DO!'
Kenny: -_-;;
'NO *I* DO!'
'NO *I* DO!'
Kenny: -_-;;;;;;;;;
'NO *I* DO!'
'NO *I* DO!'
Kenny: *X(
'NO *I* DO!'
'NO *I* DO!'
Kenny: **X(
'NO *I* DO!'
'NO *I* DO!'
Kenny: ***X(
'NO *I* ......'
'WILL YOU BOTH SHUT THE HELL UP?????!!!!!!!'
'........do?'
Kenny: ***X(
Max: o.O
Rei: O.o
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Kai/Tyson/Emily: -_-;
(note that Tyson is BETWEEN Kai and Emily ^_^)
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Rei: Man Kenny, no need to blow a fuse!
Kenny: ****X(
'I AM NOT GOING TO BLOW A FUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!'
(BANG)
The lights flickered, and then the power went off.
Rei/Kenny: -_-;;;;;;;
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'OUCH'
'WHO PINCHED KAI"S ASS!!!'
'NOT ME'
"ME!!!!!!!!!! ^_________^'
'EMILY!!! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY KAI!!!!!!!'
'Umm.....Tyson....nobody pinched my ass.'
'THEY DIDN'T???'
'I DIDN'T????????????'
'MAX?? DID SHE PINCH YOU??'
'No.........'
'Young lady, I'm flattered and all, but I fear I'm a little old for you.'
'MR DICKINSON???.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Tyson takes a breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....serves you right for trying to get Kai's ass!!'
'OH MY GOD!! I GOT MR. DICKINGSON?????!!!!!!!!'
'Yes dear, you did.'
Max/Kai: 0.0
Tyson: ^________^
Emily: XP
Mr. Dickinson: ^_^;;;;;;
'OUCH!!! THAT TIME YOU DID GET ME!!!'
Emily: ^_~ 'I knew I'd get my target eventually'
'GET AWAY FROM KAI!!!!!!!'
Tyson jumps at Emily......
'OUCH!!!!'
'Sorry Max, I thought you were Emily!!!'
The Door swung open.
'WHO HURT MAX!!!!!!!!!!!???????????' X(
'I'M SORRY REI!!!!'
'TYSON!!!!!'
'I THOUGHT HE WAS EMILY!!!'
'Oh, that's ok then. Carry on.'
Rei hugs someone.
'Are you ok Max??'
'Rei.........get off me.'
'REI, DID YOU JUST GLOMP MY KAI???!!!!!!!'
'eep......'
Rei takes cover.
Tyson lunges where he last heard Rei.
'OUCH!'
Tyson:^_^;; 'Sorry Kenny!'
'YOU BETTER BE!'
'OUCH!'
'EMILY DID YOU JUST PINCH KAI'S ASS??????!'
'No, she didn't.......I'm over here.'
Tyson found Kai, latched on, and wouldn't let go.
Kai: -_-;;;;
Tyson: ;P 'Ya know Kai.....it's very dark in this room.......'
'Um.......whose ass did I just pinch then??'
'Mine.......'
'MAX???? SHE GOT YOU??? YOU ARE SO GOING DOWN MISS ALL STAR!!!!'
(CRASH!!!!!)
Mr Dickinson suddenly turns on a torch revealing Rei trying to strangle Kenny.
'Sorry Kenny.'
Kenny: x.x
Rei: ^_^;;;;
'I'm sure there is a fuse box in here somewhere........'
Max, Rei, Kenny, Emily and Mr Dickinson search.
'HERE IT IS!!!'
'I wonder where Tyson and Kai are.......' thought Max out loud.
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A few minutes later the lights come back on..........
Max/Rei/Kenny/Emily: 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
Mr Dickinson: ^_^;;;;
They just found out what Kai and Tyson had been doing.......
(You dirty minded people ^_^;;;)
'Do you have any nines??'
'Go fish.'
Kai smiled as he held his last card, 'Do you have any aces??'
Tyson slammed his cards onto the floor, 'DAMNIT KAI, YOU WON AGAIN!!!'
Rei/Kenny/Emily: o.O
'What are you too doing??' asked Max.
'What does it look like,' sneered Kai.
Max: -_-;;;;; 'Playing cards........'
Tyson: ^_^;;; 'I've never played go fish in the dark before.....'
'How did you know what cards you had if you couldn't see anything??' asked Max.
(Tyson looks down at his cards, and then at Kai's)
Tyson: o.O 'KAI, YOU CHEATED????!!!!! HOW COULD YOU??!!!'
Kai: --; 'It was dark.'
Everyone else: -_-;;;;;;;;;
Tyson: *~*
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After getting Kai to apologize to Tyson, ('Look Tyson, if you stop crying then I'll forgive you for the Kenny thing.' Tyson immediately stopped crying. Tyson: ^___________^ 'See Emily, what did I say!' Kai: -_-;;;) Rei and Kenny started again.
Rei: 2) How did you get so smart???
Kenny: -_-;;; I don't really know.....
Rei: 3) Why do like being called chief????
Kenny: I'm the boss??? .......(mumbles) not that any of you really listen to me........
Rei: What was that?? I wasn't listening, I was thinking about Max.
Kenny: -_-;;; Figures......
Rei: 4) Why do you wear glasses when your hair covers your eyes??
Kenny: um......
Rei: 5) Which brings me to your hair...... Have you ever had a hair cut???
Kenny: .......
Rei: 6) In fact, do even KNOW what a hairdresser is?????
Kenny: .....
Rei: 7) Will you let me cut your hair???
Kenny:......no.......
Rei: 8) Why not???
Kenny: *X( Because I LIKE my hair!!!
Rei: 9) How can you like that mop on your head????
(starts stroking his ponytail thingy) It makes me wince to look at it!!
Kenny: **X( I think that we should probably start asking some questions that aren't about hair!!!
Rei: 10) What shampoo and conditioner do you use???
Kenny: ***X( ......
Rei: 11) Do you even wash your hair????
Kenny: ****X(
'THAT IS IT!!!! I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS ANYMORE!!!! I'D RATHER FACE TYSON AFTER I PINCHED KAI'S ASS!!!!!!!'
Rei: ........I suggest you run.......
Tyson stormed into the room. 'YOU PINCHED MY KAI'S ASS?????!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kenny: =0 'SHIT!!!'
Kenny ran away.
Rei: -_-;;;;
Tyson gave chase, and started to knock things over trying to get to Kenny.
'REI, DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!' yelled Kenny.
'Tyson, you are aware you left Kai with Emily? Imagine what she could be doing.......'
Tyson runs back into the other room.
'GET AWAY FROM HIM EMILY!!!!!'
Kenny/Rei: -_-;;;;
Kenny: Thank you Rei, I owe you one.
Rei: I do believe we were in the middle of discussing your hair.
Kenny: -_-;;; .....fine.......
Rei: ^_^
13) So how do you feel about a crew cut???
'TYSON!! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!'
Rei: ^_^;;; 'What's wrong with him????'
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After a lengthy argument between, Rei and Kenny, (which Kenny won by threatening to cut off Rei's hair while he slept) it was decided that Rei couldn't ask any more questions to do with hair care.
Rei: Tyson asked me to ask you this.........
14) Have you ever, really pinched Kai's ass???
Kenny: Um........
Rei: Um?
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'UM???? WHAT THE HELL DOES HE MEAN BY UM??????'
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Kenny: ^_^;;;; Well, there was this one time a couple of weeks ago....
It was just begging me to do it, he was bending over tying his shoelace after that tournament, and there was a crowd so he wouldn't have been able to know it was me, and.....
Rei: 0.o
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Kai: oO 'THAT WAS KENNY!!?????'
'I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Tyson starts to charge into the other room.
'Quick Kai!! Help me stop him' said Max, grabbing Tyson before he could leave the room.
Sighing, Kai started to help Max restrain Tyson.
Emily decided to help, and do something that will stop Tyson from killing Kenny.
Slowly she walked up behind the three struggling boys (imagine the 'Jaws' theme in the background people) and moved in for the kill........
'OUCH!!' yelped Kai, and let go of Tyson, making him fall on top of Max.
Max: x.x
'W-what happened???' moaned Tyson, getting off Max.
'She did,' said Kai darkly.
Emily: ^____^ 'Just glad to be of service,' said Emily smugly.
'Wha..?' said Tyson, still not quite with it.
'She pinched me again,' said Kai glaring at the said ass pincher.
'Wha.....WHAT!!!??? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE??? LEAVE KAI'S ASS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kai: -_-;;;
Max: x.x
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Kenny: Just hurry up and ask the next question.
Rei: ok....WAIT!!!....I can feel something.....
Kenny: -_-;; so can I.........I think it might be a migraine........
Rei: (is concentrating).......
Kenny: um.......Rei? Are you alright??
Rei:...
Kenny:....
Rei: =0
'MAX HAS BEEN HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Rei gets up and runs over to the door, and flings it open.......
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Max groaned. Having Tyson land on him was a very painful experience, he stuck it on the list of things that he will never do again, right up next to the computer. (the one that fell on him in the last chapter).
He looked over at the others, Emily was grinning like a maniac, Tyson was trying to kill her, and Kai was trying to stop him.
Max moaned again, and decided that he better get up and help Kai. Leaning on the door for support, he slowly rose off the ground, holding his head.
Suddenly in the other room.....
'MAX HAS BEEN HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Before he could get out of the way, the door was flung open, making him crash to the ground again.
Max: x.x
(Poor Max, I just realized he's getting really bashed around lately, I think I better make it up to him ^_^;;;;;)
'WHO HURT MY MAXIE!!!!!' yelled Rei.
'Owwwwwwwwww'
Rei looked down
'MAX!!!!!!!!!!' WHO DID THIS TO YOU??????'
Max was annoyed, he was sick of being nice, he was sick of bashed around.........
'EMILY KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF KAI!!!!'
'MAKE ME!!!'
...and most of all, HE WAS SICK OF PEOPLE FIGHTING OVER KAI'S ASS!!!
'THAT'S IT!!!!!' yelled Max.
everyone: 0.o
'TYSON, STOP TRYING TO KILL EMILY! EMILY, STOP GRABBING KAI! REI AND KENNY, GO FINISH YOUR QUESTIONS!!! AND KAI...um.......Kai?....make your ass less hot?????........actually don't.... 'cause I like it........ Kai, you can just come with me and help me walk, while I get an ice pack.' Max grabbed Kai and pulled him off the infirmary.
Everyone: o.O
Mr Dickinson: ^_^;;; 'It's good that he vented out all his anger.'
Everyone: -_-;;;;
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AND HERE'S A COMICAL INTERLUDE!!!!!!!!
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Max/Rei: 'Tyson and Kai, sitting in a tree. K..I...S..S.I.'
Tyson interrupts: 'F..U...C...K....I.......N...G' ^_~
Kenny: o.O
Kai: -_-;;; 'Actually it was last night in Tyson's room not up in some tree.'
Tyson: ^_^;;;; 'Oh yeah!'
Max/Rei/Kenny: 0.o
(sorry I kinda got bored ^_^;;;;; this chapter is too long!)
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AND BACK TO THE STORY.....
Rei upset and Tyson was getting hysterical.
Rei: *~* 'I HURT MAX AND NOW HE HATES ME!!! WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOO??????!!!!' (Rei starts sobbing)
'HE TOOK MY KAI!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY KAI!!!! WHAT WILL HE DO WITH HIM???? WHERE DID THEY GO??? HE BETTER NOT BE DOING ANYTHING TO KAI"S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!'
Kenny/Emily: -_-;;;;;
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10 minutes later, Max and Kai returned with an ice pack, and a candy bar. Kai had realized that Tyson would probably be going nuts, so he thought he better bring it to calm him down. (HOW CUTE!!! ISN'T KAI THOUGHTFUL!!!! ^___^;;)
Max had to reassure Rei that he didn't hate him, before Rei would go and finish up.
'I love you I really do! I was just a bit upset, but I'm fine now really!'
'Really, Really?'
'Really, really, really.'
'I love you!'
'I love you more!'
'No, I love YOU more!'
'No I do!'
'No I do!'
'No I do!'
'No I ..'
'NOT THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!' yelled Kenny.
'....do?'
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Rei: um.....
?) what number was I up to????
Kenny: -_-;;; I'm not sure...
(I really have forgotten!! *Authoress scrolls back up the page to check*.....It was 6 pages ago ^_^;;; Man, I made those guys talk a lot!!!)
Kenny: ...question 15.
Rei: Cool!
16) How do you find your glasses after you take them off if you can't see?
Kenny: .....lots, and lots of searching.
(A/N; I know this through personal experience -_-;; but mine DENINATELY don't look like Kenny's or Emily's! = O.O )
Rei: 17) What should I ask you now?? ^_^;;;;;;
Kenny: ...........
Rei: 18) Do you have a dream????
Kenny: yes......(blushes) I own the BIGGEST, BEST computer that was, has, and will ever be built!!!!!!!!!
Rei: -_-;;;;;;; that's.........nice......
Kenny: ^_____^
Rei: 19) Have you taken your medication???
Kenny: ¬¬; very funny
Rei: I thought it was! ^_^
20) What scares you?
Kenny: Tyson, on a sugar high when you have just pinched Kai's ass(shivers)
Rei: (cringes) that's nasty......don't even think of things like that.......
'HEY!!! WE'VE JUST FINISHED!!!! I AM SO OUT OF HERE!!' yelled Rei and ran out the door, with Kenny following him.
As they walked through the door.....
'NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO!!!!!!!!!
........Tyson realized that he had to leave Kai with Emily in order to be questioned by Kenny.
Kai smirked and whispered something in Tyson's ear.
Tyson: ^________^ 'C'mon Kenny, lets go!! The sooner we start, the sooner I can come back!!'
Kenny: -_-;; 'Sure Tyson,' and then he walked out the door.
'I DO NOT want to know what Kai said,' mumbled Max as he walked over and stood next to Rei.
On his way past, as he walked out, Tyson grabbed Max and Rei, 'You are to guard Kai with you life!' he growled, 'If she lays a finger on him, you'll regret it!'
Max/Rei: ^_^;;;;
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Will Max and Rei be able to protect Kai?? Will Emily get Kai's ass? What will Kenny ask Tyson? Do you really want to know? I do!! ^_^;;; I better get thinking, huh? All I know is that there will be complete madness.....which is pretty normal in this fic isn't it? -_-;;;
Ja ne!!!