Disclaimer: I don't own, so don't sue.
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'I still don't like leaving you alone with her.'
'You'll all be watching.'
'But everyone always tries to stop me when I try to save you!'
'You really are my knight in shining armor, even if it is a little scratched.'
'Hey! My armor isn't scratched!'
Kai raised an eyebrow, 'It was a metaphor, you don't actually have armor, do you?'
'Well no, but still.....................'
'What.'
'It felt like an insult!'
-_-;;;;; 'How about we just hurry up and get this over with.'
'Ok.'
There was a pause.
'.................................Tyson?'
'Yes?'
'I'm afraid you're going to have to let me go.'
Tyson realized that he was still hugging Kai.
^_^;;;;;;; 'Sorry about that.'
'No your not.'
'True, but there's nothing you can do to prove it.'
'.............................................'
'..............................................'
'Tyson?'
'Yes?'
'You still haven't let go.'
Tyson held on tighter, 'Do I have to?'
Kai hugged back, 'Yes.'
'Fine,' Tyson let go.
'.............................................'
'..............................................'
'Kai?'
'Yes?'
'You have to let go of me as well.'
^_^;;;; 'I knew that.'
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Kai and Emily sat down.
Emily: ^_^ I finally get you all to myself!!!
Kai: -_-;;; Lucky me.
Emily: I know! This is going to be so great!
Kai: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Yeah, it's really going to be something else, that's for sure.
Emily: 1) I've wanted to know this for awhile. What exactly do you see in Tyson anyway?
Kai: .....................................
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'HE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING! WHY ISN'T HE SAYING ANYTHING?' yelled Tyson.
'Maybe he's thinking,' said Max.
'Maybe he can't think of anything,' said Rei.
'Maybe he's got so much to say that he doesn't know where to start,' said Kenny.
'MAYBE SHE'S USING HER EVIL POWERS ON HIM TO MAKE HIM FORGET ABOUT WHAT HE LIKES ABOUT ME!!!!' wailed Tyson.
All: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;
'Or maybe not,' said Max.
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Emily: Cat got your tongue? Or are you just having trouble?
Kai: =( I am not having trouble, it's just......................I can't put it into words.
Emily: Or maybe you just kidding yourself and you don't like him at all.
Kai glared at her, 'Or maybe I can see all his faults as well as his good points and I still like him.'
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'How sweet!' cried Max, 'He can see all the bad stuff about you and he doesn't care!'
Tyson: ^_________^ 'Take that Emily!'
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Emily didn't look pleased.
Emily: No need to get upset, it was just a question!
Kai: Whatever.
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'This is going better than I could have hoped!'
'What do you mean by that Tyson?' asked Max.
'Well their not exactly getting on!'
'But you and Kai fight too.'
Tyson glared at him, 'That's different.'
Max: ^_^;;; 'Of course it is! How could I have been so stupid not to see that!'
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Emily: 2) Has Tyson ever pinched your ass?
Kai: Pardon?
Emily: Has Tyson ever pinched your ass? Everyone else has, but I've never seen him do it.
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'THAT'S BECAUSE UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU I'M NOT A PERVERT!!!!!!!!'
'HEY!' Max, Rei and Kenny yelled at the same time.
Tyson glared at them, 'All of you have done it at LEAST once, so don't act all innocent.'
All: -_-;;;;;
'True, but still, we can't help it!' said Kenny.
Tyson continued to glare at them, 'Whatever.'
'Great, he's starting to act like Kai,' whispered Max.
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Kai: No. He's never pinched my ass.
Emily: o.O Never?
Kai: Never.
Emily: What an idiot.
Kai: HEY!
Emily (ignoring him): I mean, what a waste. He won't let anyone else touch you, but he won't either?
Kai: ...................................
Emily: Now what's wrong.
Kai: I'm sorry but that sounded terrible.
Emily: What sounded terrible?
Kai: "He won't let anyone touch me!" That could mean anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emily: Pervert!
Kai: ME?
Emily: YES YOU!
Kai: YOU SAID IT!
Emily: WELL YOU TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY!!!!!
Kai: WELL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS TRYING TO PINCH ME!
Emily: SO??
Kai: STOP IT!!!
Emily: NO!
Kai: YES!
Emily: MAKE ME!!!
Kai: I WILL!!!!!
Emily: HOW???
Kai: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW!!! IT'S MY ASS AND IF I DON'T WANT YOU TO PINCH IT THEN YOU WON'T!!!
Emily: .............................
Kai: What?
Emily: I don't know what to say to that.
Kai: Say you'll leave me alone and concentrate in Kenny?
Emily:............................................no. He hasn't asked me out yet.
Kai: -_- Well he better get his act together soon.
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Kenny cringed.
Tyson had just turned on him.
'THAT'S IT!!! GET OVER WHATEVER PROBLEM YOU HAVE AND ASK HER OUT!!!!'
'I can't!!!'
'WHY NOT????'
'............................I don't know.'
'But Kenny,' interrupted Max, 'The hard part is already over. You _KNOW_ that she'll say yes.'
'But I can't!'
'You're just nervous!' said Rei, 'We need to help you get over it.'
'And how are we going to do that?' asked Tyson.
Rei: ^_^ 'You know what they say, practice makes perfect!'
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Emily: 3) Why don't you like me?
Kai: You're not Tyson.
Emily: 4) But why?
Kai: I just don't.
Emily: WHY?
Kai: YOU REMIND ME OF KENNY!!!!
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All: o.O
'That's disturbing,' said Tyson.
Max laughed, 'See Kenny, she's the female version of you! You're perfect for each other!'
Kenny blushed.
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Emily: 5) WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??????
Kai: I mean what I said, you remind me of Kenny.
Emily: 6) HOW?
Kai: The glasses, the voice, the way you love data and computery stuff.........................................the taste in cough*hair styles*cough
Emily: EXCUSE ME???????????????
Kai: ^_^;;;;;; Nothing!
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'Kai is a dead man,' commented Rei.
Max nodded, 'Uhuh.'
'WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR HAIR??????' wailed Kenny.
Tyson: -_-;;; 'Nothing! Now, didn't you say you knew how to make Kenny ask her out, Rei?'
Rei grinned, 'Yep! Tyson, your going to pretend to be Emily, and Kenny is going to practice on you.'
'WHAT??????????????'
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Emily: 7) You better explain what you meant by that hair comment, or else.
Kai: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;I didn't mean anything!
Emily: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: Well.............................what's with that dangly bit at the back? It kinda looks like your hairdresser missed a bit.
'WHAT?????????'
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'YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS REI! HOW CAN I PRETEND TO BE HER!'
'Quite easily.'
Tyson: X( 'I am not a girl.'
'So?'
'I won't do it.'
'So you don't mind Emily chasing after Kai FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE?'
Tyson: =0 'The rest of his life?'
'The rest of his life.'
'........................................................................... .fine. I'll do it. But I'm not dressing up like her.'
Rei pouted and quickly hid the outfit he was holding, 'Awwwwwwwww your no fun.'
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Emily: I know what you're trying to do! You're trying to get me to get so angry with you that I'll hate you forever.
Kai: ^_^;; Actually, the thought had never crossed my mind, but thanks for the idea. I think I'll use it.
Emily: GAH! Your so....................
Kai: Annoying?
Emily: ANNOYING!
Kai: It took a long time, but I have managed to become very good at pissing people off.
Emily: STOP IT!
Kai: Stop what?
Emily: THAT!
Kai: What's that?
Emily: THAT _THING_ THAT YOUR DOING!
Kai: You want me to stop talking to you?
Emily: Yes!
Kai:...............................
Emily: 8) What exactly do you hope to achieve in getting me angry?
Kai: ..........................
Emily: Kai?
Kai: ..........................
Emily: *=( Kai?
Kai: ..........................
Emily: *X( KAI?!
Kai: ..........................
Emily: SAY SOMETHING DAMNIT!
Kai: ..........................but you told me not to.
Emily started to bang her head on the keyboard.
Emily: hgegcuh ervhjoiv rrvuho;wwvhuo V
Kai didn't try to stop her.
Kai: ^_^;
Emily: gewi`g uchdgbvuiewv qi uwrekgfu wuiteg qauiq;r,hm
Kai: ..........................
Emily: iu1co euoivhc qru g;qr huoqr
Kai: ..........................
Emily suddenly stopped.
'WHY AREN'T YOU TRYING TO STOP ME? DON'T YOU CARE IF I HURT MYSELF???'
Kai: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;; 'You seemed to be having so much fun, I didn't want to interrupt.'
Emily looked ready to strangle him.
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'C'mon Kenny! Hurry up and get this over with!' complained Tyson.
'Go on Kenny, ask him out,' said Max.
'I can't.'
'Why not?'
'He's not Emily, he's Tyson.'
Everyone fell over.
Rei: **X( 'THAT'S THE POINT!!!!'
Kenny: ^_^;;;; 'I know, but still, it's hard.'
'Would it be easier if someone else pretended to be Emily?' asked Tyson hopefully, wanting to get out of it,
'No,' answered Kenny.
'WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?' asked Rei.
'I guess I'm not ready to enter a relationship,' said Kenny.
'WELL GET READY! I WANT EMILY TO LEAVE KAI ALONE NOW!' yelled Tyson.
'Come on guys. It's not Kenny's fault. If he's not ready, he's not ready,' said Max.
'HE IS READY! IT'S JUST AN EXCUSE!'
Max looked at Kenny, 'Is that true?'
Kenny looked uncomfortable, 'Maybe?'
Max glared at him, 'THEN GET OFF YOUR ASS AND ASK HER OUT ALREADY!'
'I CAN'T!'
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Emily took a deep breath, 'I am calm, I am strong, I can deal with this.'
Kai: ^_^ 'No you can't, but I'd like to see you try!'
'YOU'RE AS BAD AS TYSON! HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO BECOME SO ANNOYING SO QUICKLY???'
'I guess it's the combined influence of everyone on my team.'
'That's it! I have to undo what they have done! Before you become a complete lunatic!'
'Like yourself?'
Emily: X( 'Drastic times call for drastic measures.'
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'Drastic times call for drastic measures,' said Max.
'What are you planning on doing?' asked Rei.
'We are going to write a letter.'
'A letter.'
Rei looked interested, 'What kind of letter?'
'A love letter.'
Kenny looked ill, 'A _LOVE_ letter?'
'A love letter.'
'Why?'
'Kenny can't say what he feels out loud, so we'll put it on paper.'
Tyson smiled, 'Sounds like a plan to me, just as long as we keep Kai safe from that monster.'
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Kai felt the need to back away from Emily.
He didn't like the way she was looking at him.
It reminded him of Tyson looking at a salad bar in an all you can eat restaurant.
'Now Emily, I'm sure this isn't a drastic time, so you don't have to do anything to me!'
'I disagree Kai. I think you need my help.'
Kai shook his head, his eyes wide, 'No I don't!'
'Yes you do.'
'Tyson will stop you!'
'No he won't.'
'YES HE WILL!'
'He won't if he can't,' Emily walked over to the door, locked it and put the key in her pocket.
Kai: -_- 'I think I'm in trouble.'
Then she walked over to the computers and pulled out the power cords.
'I think I'm in even more trouble.'
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Max rummaged around the room for some paper, 'AHAH!' he smiled happily as he grabbed the paper and pen he had just found, and put them on a table, 'Now...........what to write, what to write......'
'How about..........dear evil witch, I hope you burn in hell........blah, blah, blah, blah, love Kenny.'
'I really don't think that's appropriate Tyson. We're trying to get her to _want_ to go out with him remember.'
'Oops.........sorry.'
'Now, we have to be nice, we need to flatter her, talk about how much Kenny likes her, and what a nice person she is.'
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'HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH AN ASS PINCHING PSYCHOPATH!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MONTIORING OUR CONVERSATION!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!'
'They can't hear you. And even if they could they can't help you,' said Emily smiling.
Kai: --;;; 'This is like a really tacky horror movie.'
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'................Ok, how does this sound?.........................
Dear Emily,
You're the most wonderful person I've ever met.................'
'................'
'................'
'................'
'................'
'................and?'
'That's all I've written.'
Everyone fell over.
'MAX!!!' yelled Tyson.
'WHAT?'
'That's all you've written? You've been working on that for ages!'
'Well writing a love letter that isn't from you to a person you aren't in the least bit attracted to isn't easy!'
'Well try harder!'
'I'd like to see you do it!'
'Fine! I will!' Tyson went to grab the pen and paper off Max, but Rei intercepted.
Rei: ^^;;;;;; 'We already have a good idea on what you'd write, how about we let Kenny have a go? After all, it is meant to be from him!'
Kenny blushed, 'I-I can't!'
'Oh yes you can!'
'But what do I say?'
'Whatever you feel.'
'Ummm...... ok......'
Everyone watched Kenny silently as he slowly started to write.
'Say something about the size of her chest! I hear chicks really dig that.'
'TYSON!'
'What!?'
'Kenny, don't say that,' said Max.
'Yeah,' agreed Rei, 'Everyone knows chicks prefer guys talking about the size of their ass.'
'REI!!!' yelled Max, 'Kenny! Whatever you do, don't say that either!!!!! In fact, don't listen to any of Tyson's or Rei's suggestions on what to say.'
Kenny blinked and looked up, 'Huh? Sorry, did you guys say something? I wasn't listening.'
All: --;;;;
'Don't worry Kenny.'
While Kenny was writing, Tyson and Rei went off and wrote something too.
A few minutes later Kenny finished and he put the pen down and looked at everyone nervously, 'I'm done.'
Tyson grinned, 'Here! Rei and I wrote something as well, just in case yours was terrible!'
'Err........Thanks,' Kenny put the offered piece of paper in his pocket without looking at it.
Max smiled warmly, 'Don't worry about them, I'm sure yours is great! Do you want to read it to us? You don't have to if you don't want to.'
'It's ok, I will,' Kenny cleared his voice and was about to start reading when he was interrupted by Rei.
'Has anyone been watching what's been going on in the other room?'
There was unanimous shaking of heads.
'KAI!' wailed Tyson, 'HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN YOU!!?? WHAT HAS THAT EVIL WITCH BEEN DOING TO YOU!!!!' he ran over to the door and tried to open it, 'IT'S LOCKED!!'
'What?' Max went over to the door and tried to open it.
He was unsuccessful.
'It is locked.'
'KAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S SHE DOING TO YOU??????????'
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Kai: -- 'I can't believe this is happening to me.'
'I'm sure you'll thank me later!'
'I'm sure I won't.'
'Don't be like that! I'm trying to help you!'
'I don't see how this is help.'
'Shutup, and stop complaining.'
'What exactly are you planning on doing?'
Emily: ^_^;;;;; 'I haven't decided yet.'
Kai fell over.
'HEY!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!' yelled Emily.
'I hate to break it to you, but nobody made you trap me in here with you.'
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'WHAT SHOULD WE DO?????????????????????' wailed Tyson, 'MAKE HER LET HIM GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'How?'
'I DON'T KNOW!!! HOW ABOUT WE BLAST THE DOOR OPEN AND SET OUR BITBEASTS ON HER!!!!!'
All: -_-;;;;
'Somehow I don't think that will work,' said Kenny.
'WELL IF YOU GOT YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND ASKED HER OUT THEN MAYBE SHE'D LEAVE KAI ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'ARE YOU BLAMING THIS ON ME???'
'GUYS! STOP IT!!!' yelled Max.
They stopped.
'We have to think this out sensibly. First let's see what they're doing in there.'
Rei smirked, 'Maybe we should get Tyson to leave the room. He might not like what he sees.'
'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU INSINUATING BY THAT!!!!'
Everyone glared at Rei.
'That was not a very good thing to say,' said Max while he covered his ears, trying to block out Tyson's hysterics.
Rei: ^_^;;;;;
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Kai sighed, 'Emily, this is pointless. What exactly is sitting around doing nothing going to achieve?'
'I don't know.'
'............................................'
'............................................'
'.............................Why won't you ask Kenny out?'
'What?'
'You say you'd go out with him, so why don't you ask him?'
'....................................................'
'C'mon, tell me.'
'............................................'
'Are you _shy_?'
'I AM NOT SHY!!!!'
'Then why won't you ask him out?'
'.....................because!'
'That's not a good reason.'
'Your point?'
'I think that you're just pretending to like me because you're scared that Kenny won't like you the way you like him.'
Emily looked away '.......................................'
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'WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE COMPUTERS HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED????????????????' yelled Tyson.
'I mean what I said,' said Dizzy.
'But, how?'
'Duh! They unplugged them.'
'WHAT DO YOU MEAN _THEY_???? ARE YOU SAYING THAT KAI WANTED TO BE LOCKED IN THERE WITH HER????' yelled Tyson.
Dizzy: ^_^;;;; 'Did I say they? I meant Emily.'
'Is there any way to know what's going on?' asked Max.
'I'm afraid not.'
BANG!
Everyone looked at the door.
'OPEN THIS DOOR!' yelled Tyson and then kicked it again.
All: -_-;;;;
'He might have a better chance his he used his head instead of his foot.'
'Dizzy!' scolded Kenny.
Rei looked thoughtful, 'She does have a point.'
All: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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'So am I right?'
Emily nodded.
'He does want to ask you, but he's just too shy.'
Emily looked at him hopefully, 'Really?'
Kai smiled, 'Really.'
'So what should I do?'
'Ask him?'
'But......................................;
Kai: *=( 'NO BUT'S JUST DO IT!'
'I CAN'T!!!!'
Kai: *~* 'Why not?'
'I just can't!!!!'
Kai glared, 'You have no problems with pinching me ass, but you can't ask somebody out?'
'...............................no.'
'I give up.'
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'I WON'T GIVE UP! I WILL GET KAI OUT OF THE CLUTCHES OF THE EVIL ASS PINCHING WITCH!!!'
All: -_-
'Tyson..............' started Max.
'Shutup,' finished Rei.
'I CAN'T!!! JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME...........................'
'TYSON SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!' yelled Kenny.
'.....................'
'Thank god,' said Rei, 'Now does anyone have any ideas what we should do?' he paused, and then added, 'except for Tyson.'
Tyson who had just opened his mouth to say something along the lines of "bust down the door and burn the witch" looked thoroughly disappointed.
'Is there a key to open the door?' asked Max.
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'................................................'
'................................................'
'................................................'
'................................................'
'................................................Can you please let me out?' asked Kai.
'No.'
'WHY NOT?'
'I don't want to.'
'WHY SHOULD I BE PUNISHED BECAUSE YOU'RE SULKING?'
'I AM NOT SULKING!'
'ARE TOO!'
'AM NOT!'
'ARE TOO!'
'AM NOT!'
'ARE TOO!'
'AM NOT!'
'ARE TOO!'
'AM NOT!'
'Whatever, just open the door and let me out!'
'No!'
'Why not?'
'I don't want to!'
Kai groaned, 'I have a feeling that this isn't going to end soon enough,'
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Everyone looked at Mr Dickinson.
Mr Dickinson: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; 'Yes, there is a key.'
'THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT IT BEFORE?????' yelled Tyson.
Mr Dickinson: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; 'It's the funniest thing! I completely forgot about it.'
Everyone fell over.
'Where is it?' asked Kenny.
'................................................'
'Mr Dickinson, please say that do you know where the key is?'
Mr Dickinson: ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; '.....................................................I could go and have a look for it!'
All: -_-;;;;
'That would be a good idea,' said Max.
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//The only way to get her to let me out of here, is to get her to get the courage to ask Kenny out. How easy, why don't I get Tyson to go on a diet while I'm at it.//
'Okay Emily. Kenny DOES like you. He WILL say yes. So how about you open the door and go ask him?'
'No.'
'You're not making this very easy.'
'I know.'
'How about you let me out, and I'll go and ask him for you?'
'No.'
'How about you let me out, and you can stay in here and sulk by yourself?'
'No.'
''Are you even listening to me?'
'No.'
'EMILY!!'
'WHAT?'
'If I promise to get Kenny to ask you out, will you unlock the door?'
'.........................................You'd do that for me?'
'Yes. Now open the door.'
'KAI! YOU'RE THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Emily jumped up and pulled Kai into a bear hug.
Kai: o.O
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Mr Dickinson: ^_________^ 'I found it!!!!'
'YOU DID?'
'I DID!'
'Then open the door!'
'Maybe we should see what they're doing, before Tyson. That way we'll know whether he needs to be restrained or not,' said Rei.
Nobody listened, instead Mr Dickinson opened the door.
Tyson: =0
'I hate to say it, but I told you so.'
'Shutup Rei.'
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Kai looked at the door with an amazing feeling of joy as it opened.
Emily just continued to hug him.
'Thank god! Somebody get her off me!'
Tyson: *****X( 'LET HIM GO THIS INSTANT!!!!!'
Max, Rei and Kenny all grabbed him in an effort to try and restrain him.
Emily let go of Kai, 'Oh, hi guys, what are you doing here? And how did you get in?'
Max glared at her, 'Why did you lock the door?'
Emily: ^_^;; 'I felt like it?'
'You had us all really worried. We thought that Tyson was going to go insane or something!'
All: -_-;;;;
'Too late.'
'I heard that Rei!!!'
'Good.'
All: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
'So what exactly were you two doing in here?' asked Max.
'Talking,' said Emily.
'Trying to get her to let me out,' said Kai.
Emily glared at him, 'You better not forget what you said you'd do for me!'
Kai: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;; 'Wouldn't dream of it!'
'What is she making you do?' asked Tyson.
'I'll tell you later.'
'Fine.'
Seeing that Tyson wasn't about to try and kill anyone, the others let him go.
'So, let's continue with the questions!' said Emily brightly.
'No way,' said Kai and Tyson at the same time.
'Everyone: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Emily pouted, 'But I didn't get to ask all my questions!'
Kai grinned, 'I know! How about Kenny fills in for me! I'm sure you could think of an excellent question to ask him!'
Emily blushed and shook her head, 'No way. I want to finish what we started!!!'
Kai sighed, 'I guess I don't have a choice........'
'NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!' Tyson attached himself to Kai's arm.
Kai: --;;;;; 'It's not like I'm going to be gone forever.'
Tyson looked at him with big teary eyes, 'But it will feel like it!'
Kai blushed, 'I think you're being slightly overdramatic about this.'
Tyson let go of Kai's arm and grabbed his waist instead, 'I am not!'
Kai (who was now as red as a tomato) patted Tyson's head, 'There, there.......,' he started trying to remove Tyson, 'If you'll just.....let......GO!' he pulled Tyson off him, 'I can get this over and done with. I;m sure Max, Rei and Kenny can keep you company.........'
Tyson suddenly smiled evilly, 'That's it! KENNY!!!'
Kai blinked, 'Yes, he's been here the whole time.'
'I know that, but Kenny can save you!'
'He can?'
'He can! Kenny! Give your thing to Emily!'
'His _thing_?' asked Kai.
'His thing!!!'
'I'm not quite sure if I want his _thing_' said Emily warily.
Kenny blushed.
Max smiled, 'You don't need to worry, the thing is a letter.'
Emily looked slightly relieved.
Tyson looked confused, 'What did you his thing was?'
Everyone sweatdropped.
'I think she may have thought his thing meant a certain part of his anatomy.'
Tyson blushed, 'Oh.............'
Emily frowned impatiently, 'Well are you going to give me the letter?'
Kenny blushed slightly, pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket and handed it to Emily.
Emily frowned as she read, 'Dear Kenny Dion I love your purple pants.........'
All: =-
Kenny blushed bright red, grabbed the letter off her and pulled another piece of paper out of his pocket, 'That's the wrong one, that's a piece of fanmail I got this morning.'
Still blushing, Kenny handed over the correct letter, 'Here.'
Emily started to go red as she red the piece of paper, She glared at Kenny, 'What exactly do you mean by this!?' she shoved the paper Kenny had given to her back at him.
Kenny blinked and red the note out loud, 'Roses are Red, Violets are blue, you have a huge ass, and you're tits are good too!' Kenny blushed, 'I didn't write this!! This is what Rei and Tyson wrote!' he pulled out another piece of paper from his pocket, and read it to check that it was the right one before handing it to Emily.
Emily blushed as she read it, 'You're so sweet!'
Kenny blushed too, 'Um Emily........ I, err.....Will you..........w-will you go out with me?!'
Emily grinned, 'YES!' and she glomped him.
Kai smiled, 'It just feels so good watching her do that to somebody else.'
Tyson smiled too, 'And now........ Your all MINE!!!!!' he glomped Kai.
Kai: -- 'Hooray.'
Max smiled, 'How sweet.'
Rei pouted, 'Aren't you going to glomp me?'
'No.'
'Why!?'
'I don't want to.'
Rei sniffled, 'Can I glomp you?'
'.........yes.'
'Ok!' so Rei did.
While the others were glomping or being glomped, Tyson let go of Kai.
'Hey Kai........' He said slyly.
'Yes?'
'I can think of something I would _much_ rather do with you than watch you finish answering Emily's questions.'
'Is that so?'
Tyson started pulling Kai towards the door led to the exit, 'It most certainly is.'
It wasn't until they were out the door and into the corridor that anyone noticed that they had left.
Emily let go of Kenny and started chasing them, 'HEY!!!!!! I HAVEN'T FINISHED ASKING KAI HIS QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!'
Tyson continued to run down the corridor pulling Kai behind him, 'AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO!!!!'
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Wow, that was a pretty long chapter!
Unfortunately I think it's going to the last in this story.
I know it kinda ended abruptly, but I didn't know how else to finish it.
(Authoress tears up) And it was the first fanfic that I ever started as well!!!
(sighs) Oh well.
Bye!
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'I still don't like leaving you alone with her.'
'You'll all be watching.'
'But everyone always tries to stop me when I try to save you!'
'You really are my knight in shining armor, even if it is a little scratched.'
'Hey! My armor isn't scratched!'
Kai raised an eyebrow, 'It was a metaphor, you don't actually have armor, do you?'
'Well no, but still.....................'
'What.'
'It felt like an insult!'
-_-;;;;; 'How about we just hurry up and get this over with.'
'Ok.'
There was a pause.
'.................................Tyson?'
'Yes?'
'I'm afraid you're going to have to let me go.'
Tyson realized that he was still hugging Kai.
^_^;;;;;;; 'Sorry about that.'
'No your not.'
'True, but there's nothing you can do to prove it.'
'.............................................'
'..............................................'
'Tyson?'
'Yes?'
'You still haven't let go.'
Tyson held on tighter, 'Do I have to?'
Kai hugged back, 'Yes.'
'Fine,' Tyson let go.
'.............................................'
'..............................................'
'Kai?'
'Yes?'
'You have to let go of me as well.'
^_^;;;; 'I knew that.'
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Kai and Emily sat down.
Emily: ^_^ I finally get you all to myself!!!
Kai: -_-;;; Lucky me.
Emily: I know! This is going to be so great!
Kai: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Yeah, it's really going to be something else, that's for sure.
Emily: 1) I've wanted to know this for awhile. What exactly do you see in Tyson anyway?
Kai: .....................................
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'HE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING! WHY ISN'T HE SAYING ANYTHING?' yelled Tyson.
'Maybe he's thinking,' said Max.
'Maybe he can't think of anything,' said Rei.
'Maybe he's got so much to say that he doesn't know where to start,' said Kenny.
'MAYBE SHE'S USING HER EVIL POWERS ON HIM TO MAKE HIM FORGET ABOUT WHAT HE LIKES ABOUT ME!!!!' wailed Tyson.
All: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;
'Or maybe not,' said Max.
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Emily: Cat got your tongue? Or are you just having trouble?
Kai: =( I am not having trouble, it's just......................I can't put it into words.
Emily: Or maybe you just kidding yourself and you don't like him at all.
Kai glared at her, 'Or maybe I can see all his faults as well as his good points and I still like him.'
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'How sweet!' cried Max, 'He can see all the bad stuff about you and he doesn't care!'
Tyson: ^_________^ 'Take that Emily!'
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Emily didn't look pleased.
Emily: No need to get upset, it was just a question!
Kai: Whatever.
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'This is going better than I could have hoped!'
'What do you mean by that Tyson?' asked Max.
'Well their not exactly getting on!'
'But you and Kai fight too.'
Tyson glared at him, 'That's different.'
Max: ^_^;;; 'Of course it is! How could I have been so stupid not to see that!'
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Emily: 2) Has Tyson ever pinched your ass?
Kai: Pardon?
Emily: Has Tyson ever pinched your ass? Everyone else has, but I've never seen him do it.
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'THAT'S BECAUSE UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU I'M NOT A PERVERT!!!!!!!!'
'HEY!' Max, Rei and Kenny yelled at the same time.
Tyson glared at them, 'All of you have done it at LEAST once, so don't act all innocent.'
All: -_-;;;;;
'True, but still, we can't help it!' said Kenny.
Tyson continued to glare at them, 'Whatever.'
'Great, he's starting to act like Kai,' whispered Max.
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Kai: No. He's never pinched my ass.
Emily: o.O Never?
Kai: Never.
Emily: What an idiot.
Kai: HEY!
Emily (ignoring him): I mean, what a waste. He won't let anyone else touch you, but he won't either?
Kai: ...................................
Emily: Now what's wrong.
Kai: I'm sorry but that sounded terrible.
Emily: What sounded terrible?
Kai: "He won't let anyone touch me!" That could mean anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emily: Pervert!
Kai: ME?
Emily: YES YOU!
Kai: YOU SAID IT!
Emily: WELL YOU TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY!!!!!
Kai: WELL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS TRYING TO PINCH ME!
Emily: SO??
Kai: STOP IT!!!
Emily: NO!
Kai: YES!
Emily: MAKE ME!!!
Kai: I WILL!!!!!
Emily: HOW???
Kai: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW!!! IT'S MY ASS AND IF I DON'T WANT YOU TO PINCH IT THEN YOU WON'T!!!
Emily: .............................
Kai: What?
Emily: I don't know what to say to that.
Kai: Say you'll leave me alone and concentrate in Kenny?
Emily:............................................no. He hasn't asked me out yet.
Kai: -_- Well he better get his act together soon.
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Kenny cringed.
Tyson had just turned on him.
'THAT'S IT!!! GET OVER WHATEVER PROBLEM YOU HAVE AND ASK HER OUT!!!!'
'I can't!!!'
'WHY NOT????'
'............................I don't know.'
'But Kenny,' interrupted Max, 'The hard part is already over. You _KNOW_ that she'll say yes.'
'But I can't!'
'You're just nervous!' said Rei, 'We need to help you get over it.'
'And how are we going to do that?' asked Tyson.
Rei: ^_^ 'You know what they say, practice makes perfect!'
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Emily: 3) Why don't you like me?
Kai: You're not Tyson.
Emily: 4) But why?
Kai: I just don't.
Emily: WHY?
Kai: YOU REMIND ME OF KENNY!!!!
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All: o.O
'That's disturbing,' said Tyson.
Max laughed, 'See Kenny, she's the female version of you! You're perfect for each other!'
Kenny blushed.
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Emily: 5) WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??????
Kai: I mean what I said, you remind me of Kenny.
Emily: 6) HOW?
Kai: The glasses, the voice, the way you love data and computery stuff.........................................the taste in cough*hair styles*cough
Emily: EXCUSE ME???????????????
Kai: ^_^;;;;;; Nothing!
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'Kai is a dead man,' commented Rei.
Max nodded, 'Uhuh.'
'WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR HAIR??????' wailed Kenny.
Tyson: -_-;;; 'Nothing! Now, didn't you say you knew how to make Kenny ask her out, Rei?'
Rei grinned, 'Yep! Tyson, your going to pretend to be Emily, and Kenny is going to practice on you.'
'WHAT??????????????'
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Emily: 7) You better explain what you meant by that hair comment, or else.
Kai: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;I didn't mean anything!
Emily: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: Well.............................what's with that dangly bit at the back? It kinda looks like your hairdresser missed a bit.
'WHAT?????????'
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'YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS REI! HOW CAN I PRETEND TO BE HER!'
'Quite easily.'
Tyson: X( 'I am not a girl.'
'So?'
'I won't do it.'
'So you don't mind Emily chasing after Kai FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE?'
Tyson: =0 'The rest of his life?'
'The rest of his life.'
'........................................................................... .fine. I'll do it. But I'm not dressing up like her.'
Rei pouted and quickly hid the outfit he was holding, 'Awwwwwwwww your no fun.'
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Emily: I know what you're trying to do! You're trying to get me to get so angry with you that I'll hate you forever.
Kai: ^_^;; Actually, the thought had never crossed my mind, but thanks for the idea. I think I'll use it.
Emily: GAH! Your so....................
Kai: Annoying?
Emily: ANNOYING!
Kai: It took a long time, but I have managed to become very good at pissing people off.
Emily: STOP IT!
Kai: Stop what?
Emily: THAT!
Kai: What's that?
Emily: THAT _THING_ THAT YOUR DOING!
Kai: You want me to stop talking to you?
Emily: Yes!
Kai:...............................
Emily: 8) What exactly do you hope to achieve in getting me angry?
Kai: ..........................
Emily: Kai?
Kai: ..........................
Emily: *=( Kai?
Kai: ..........................
Emily: *X( KAI?!
Kai: ..........................
Emily: SAY SOMETHING DAMNIT!
Kai: ..........................but you told me not to.
Emily started to bang her head on the keyboard.
Emily: hgegcuh ervhjoiv rrvuho;wwvhuo V
Kai didn't try to stop her.
Kai: ^_^;
Emily: gewi`g uchdgbvuiewv qi uwrekgfu wuiteg qauiq;r,hm
Kai: ..........................
Emily: iu1co euoivhc qru g;qr huoqr
Kai: ..........................
Emily suddenly stopped.
'WHY AREN'T YOU TRYING TO STOP ME? DON'T YOU CARE IF I HURT MYSELF???'
Kai: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;; 'You seemed to be having so much fun, I didn't want to interrupt.'
Emily looked ready to strangle him.
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'C'mon Kenny! Hurry up and get this over with!' complained Tyson.
'Go on Kenny, ask him out,' said Max.
'I can't.'
'Why not?'
'He's not Emily, he's Tyson.'
Everyone fell over.
Rei: **X( 'THAT'S THE POINT!!!!'
Kenny: ^_^;;;; 'I know, but still, it's hard.'
'Would it be easier if someone else pretended to be Emily?' asked Tyson hopefully, wanting to get out of it,
'No,' answered Kenny.
'WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?' asked Rei.
'I guess I'm not ready to enter a relationship,' said Kenny.
'WELL GET READY! I WANT EMILY TO LEAVE KAI ALONE NOW!' yelled Tyson.
'Come on guys. It's not Kenny's fault. If he's not ready, he's not ready,' said Max.
'HE IS READY! IT'S JUST AN EXCUSE!'
Max looked at Kenny, 'Is that true?'
Kenny looked uncomfortable, 'Maybe?'
Max glared at him, 'THEN GET OFF YOUR ASS AND ASK HER OUT ALREADY!'
'I CAN'T!'
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Emily took a deep breath, 'I am calm, I am strong, I can deal with this.'
Kai: ^_^ 'No you can't, but I'd like to see you try!'
'YOU'RE AS BAD AS TYSON! HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO BECOME SO ANNOYING SO QUICKLY???'
'I guess it's the combined influence of everyone on my team.'
'That's it! I have to undo what they have done! Before you become a complete lunatic!'
'Like yourself?'
Emily: X( 'Drastic times call for drastic measures.'
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'Drastic times call for drastic measures,' said Max.
'What are you planning on doing?' asked Rei.
'We are going to write a letter.'
'A letter.'
Rei looked interested, 'What kind of letter?'
'A love letter.'
Kenny looked ill, 'A _LOVE_ letter?'
'A love letter.'
'Why?'
'Kenny can't say what he feels out loud, so we'll put it on paper.'
Tyson smiled, 'Sounds like a plan to me, just as long as we keep Kai safe from that monster.'
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Kai felt the need to back away from Emily.
He didn't like the way she was looking at him.
It reminded him of Tyson looking at a salad bar in an all you can eat restaurant.
'Now Emily, I'm sure this isn't a drastic time, so you don't have to do anything to me!'
'I disagree Kai. I think you need my help.'
Kai shook his head, his eyes wide, 'No I don't!'
'Yes you do.'
'Tyson will stop you!'
'No he won't.'
'YES HE WILL!'
'He won't if he can't,' Emily walked over to the door, locked it and put the key in her pocket.
Kai: -_- 'I think I'm in trouble.'
Then she walked over to the computers and pulled out the power cords.
'I think I'm in even more trouble.'
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Max rummaged around the room for some paper, 'AHAH!' he smiled happily as he grabbed the paper and pen he had just found, and put them on a table, 'Now...........what to write, what to write......'
'How about..........dear evil witch, I hope you burn in hell........blah, blah, blah, blah, love Kenny.'
'I really don't think that's appropriate Tyson. We're trying to get her to _want_ to go out with him remember.'
'Oops.........sorry.'
'Now, we have to be nice, we need to flatter her, talk about how much Kenny likes her, and what a nice person she is.'
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'HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH AN ASS PINCHING PSYCHOPATH!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MONTIORING OUR CONVERSATION!!! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!'
'They can't hear you. And even if they could they can't help you,' said Emily smiling.
Kai: --;;; 'This is like a really tacky horror movie.'
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'................Ok, how does this sound?.........................
Dear Emily,
You're the most wonderful person I've ever met.................'
'................'
'................'
'................'
'................'
'................and?'
'That's all I've written.'
Everyone fell over.
'MAX!!!' yelled Tyson.
'WHAT?'
'That's all you've written? You've been working on that for ages!'
'Well writing a love letter that isn't from you to a person you aren't in the least bit attracted to isn't easy!'
'Well try harder!'
'I'd like to see you do it!'
'Fine! I will!' Tyson went to grab the pen and paper off Max, but Rei intercepted.
Rei: ^^;;;;;; 'We already have a good idea on what you'd write, how about we let Kenny have a go? After all, it is meant to be from him!'
Kenny blushed, 'I-I can't!'
'Oh yes you can!'
'But what do I say?'
'Whatever you feel.'
'Ummm...... ok......'
Everyone watched Kenny silently as he slowly started to write.
'Say something about the size of her chest! I hear chicks really dig that.'
'TYSON!'
'What!?'
'Kenny, don't say that,' said Max.
'Yeah,' agreed Rei, 'Everyone knows chicks prefer guys talking about the size of their ass.'
'REI!!!' yelled Max, 'Kenny! Whatever you do, don't say that either!!!!! In fact, don't listen to any of Tyson's or Rei's suggestions on what to say.'
Kenny blinked and looked up, 'Huh? Sorry, did you guys say something? I wasn't listening.'
All: --;;;;
'Don't worry Kenny.'
While Kenny was writing, Tyson and Rei went off and wrote something too.
A few minutes later Kenny finished and he put the pen down and looked at everyone nervously, 'I'm done.'
Tyson grinned, 'Here! Rei and I wrote something as well, just in case yours was terrible!'
'Err........Thanks,' Kenny put the offered piece of paper in his pocket without looking at it.
Max smiled warmly, 'Don't worry about them, I'm sure yours is great! Do you want to read it to us? You don't have to if you don't want to.'
'It's ok, I will,' Kenny cleared his voice and was about to start reading when he was interrupted by Rei.
'Has anyone been watching what's been going on in the other room?'
There was unanimous shaking of heads.
'KAI!' wailed Tyson, 'HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN YOU!!?? WHAT HAS THAT EVIL WITCH BEEN DOING TO YOU!!!!' he ran over to the door and tried to open it, 'IT'S LOCKED!!'
'What?' Max went over to the door and tried to open it.
He was unsuccessful.
'It is locked.'
'KAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S SHE DOING TO YOU??????????'
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Kai: -- 'I can't believe this is happening to me.'
'I'm sure you'll thank me later!'
'I'm sure I won't.'
'Don't be like that! I'm trying to help you!'
'I don't see how this is help.'
'Shutup, and stop complaining.'
'What exactly are you planning on doing?'
Emily: ^_^;;;;; 'I haven't decided yet.'
Kai fell over.
'HEY!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!' yelled Emily.
'I hate to break it to you, but nobody made you trap me in here with you.'
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'WHAT SHOULD WE DO?????????????????????' wailed Tyson, 'MAKE HER LET HIM GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'How?'
'I DON'T KNOW!!! HOW ABOUT WE BLAST THE DOOR OPEN AND SET OUR BITBEASTS ON HER!!!!!'
All: -_-;;;;
'Somehow I don't think that will work,' said Kenny.
'WELL IF YOU GOT YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND ASKED HER OUT THEN MAYBE SHE'D LEAVE KAI ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'ARE YOU BLAMING THIS ON ME???'
'GUYS! STOP IT!!!' yelled Max.
They stopped.
'We have to think this out sensibly. First let's see what they're doing in there.'
Rei smirked, 'Maybe we should get Tyson to leave the room. He might not like what he sees.'
'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU INSINUATING BY THAT!!!!'
Everyone glared at Rei.
'That was not a very good thing to say,' said Max while he covered his ears, trying to block out Tyson's hysterics.
Rei: ^_^;;;;;
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Kai sighed, 'Emily, this is pointless. What exactly is sitting around doing nothing going to achieve?'
'I don't know.'
'............................................'
'............................................'
'.............................Why won't you ask Kenny out?'
'What?'
'You say you'd go out with him, so why don't you ask him?'
'....................................................'
'C'mon, tell me.'
'............................................'
'Are you _shy_?'
'I AM NOT SHY!!!!'
'Then why won't you ask him out?'
'.....................because!'
'That's not a good reason.'
'Your point?'
'I think that you're just pretending to like me because you're scared that Kenny won't like you the way you like him.'
Emily looked away '.......................................'
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'WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE COMPUTERS HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED????????????????' yelled Tyson.
'I mean what I said,' said Dizzy.
'But, how?'
'Duh! They unplugged them.'
'WHAT DO YOU MEAN _THEY_???? ARE YOU SAYING THAT KAI WANTED TO BE LOCKED IN THERE WITH HER????' yelled Tyson.
Dizzy: ^_^;;;; 'Did I say they? I meant Emily.'
'Is there any way to know what's going on?' asked Max.
'I'm afraid not.'
BANG!
Everyone looked at the door.
'OPEN THIS DOOR!' yelled Tyson and then kicked it again.
All: -_-;;;;
'He might have a better chance his he used his head instead of his foot.'
'Dizzy!' scolded Kenny.
Rei looked thoughtful, 'She does have a point.'
All: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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'So am I right?'
Emily nodded.
'He does want to ask you, but he's just too shy.'
Emily looked at him hopefully, 'Really?'
Kai smiled, 'Really.'
'So what should I do?'
'Ask him?'
'But......................................;
Kai: *=( 'NO BUT'S JUST DO IT!'
'I CAN'T!!!!'
Kai: *~* 'Why not?'
'I just can't!!!!'
Kai glared, 'You have no problems with pinching me ass, but you can't ask somebody out?'
'...............................no.'
'I give up.'
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'I WON'T GIVE UP! I WILL GET KAI OUT OF THE CLUTCHES OF THE EVIL ASS PINCHING WITCH!!!'
All: -_-
'Tyson..............' started Max.
'Shutup,' finished Rei.
'I CAN'T!!! JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME...........................'
'TYSON SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!' yelled Kenny.
'.....................'
'Thank god,' said Rei, 'Now does anyone have any ideas what we should do?' he paused, and then added, 'except for Tyson.'
Tyson who had just opened his mouth to say something along the lines of "bust down the door and burn the witch" looked thoroughly disappointed.
'Is there a key to open the door?' asked Max.
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'................................................'
'................................................'
'................................................'
'................................................'
'................................................Can you please let me out?' asked Kai.
'No.'
'WHY NOT?'
'I don't want to.'
'WHY SHOULD I BE PUNISHED BECAUSE YOU'RE SULKING?'
'I AM NOT SULKING!'
'ARE TOO!'
'AM NOT!'
'ARE TOO!'
'AM NOT!'
'ARE TOO!'
'AM NOT!'
'ARE TOO!'
'AM NOT!'
'Whatever, just open the door and let me out!'
'No!'
'Why not?'
'I don't want to!'
Kai groaned, 'I have a feeling that this isn't going to end soon enough,'
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Everyone looked at Mr Dickinson.
Mr Dickinson: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; 'Yes, there is a key.'
'THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT IT BEFORE?????' yelled Tyson.
Mr Dickinson: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; 'It's the funniest thing! I completely forgot about it.'
Everyone fell over.
'Where is it?' asked Kenny.
'................................................'
'Mr Dickinson, please say that do you know where the key is?'
Mr Dickinson: ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; '.....................................................I could go and have a look for it!'
All: -_-;;;;
'That would be a good idea,' said Max.
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//The only way to get her to let me out of here, is to get her to get the courage to ask Kenny out. How easy, why don't I get Tyson to go on a diet while I'm at it.//
'Okay Emily. Kenny DOES like you. He WILL say yes. So how about you open the door and go ask him?'
'No.'
'You're not making this very easy.'
'I know.'
'How about you let me out, and I'll go and ask him for you?'
'No.'
'How about you let me out, and you can stay in here and sulk by yourself?'
'No.'
''Are you even listening to me?'
'No.'
'EMILY!!'
'WHAT?'
'If I promise to get Kenny to ask you out, will you unlock the door?'
'.........................................You'd do that for me?'
'Yes. Now open the door.'
'KAI! YOU'RE THE GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Emily jumped up and pulled Kai into a bear hug.
Kai: o.O
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Mr Dickinson: ^_________^ 'I found it!!!!'
'YOU DID?'
'I DID!'
'Then open the door!'
'Maybe we should see what they're doing, before Tyson. That way we'll know whether he needs to be restrained or not,' said Rei.
Nobody listened, instead Mr Dickinson opened the door.
Tyson: =0
'I hate to say it, but I told you so.'
'Shutup Rei.'
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Kai looked at the door with an amazing feeling of joy as it opened.
Emily just continued to hug him.
'Thank god! Somebody get her off me!'
Tyson: *****X( 'LET HIM GO THIS INSTANT!!!!!'
Max, Rei and Kenny all grabbed him in an effort to try and restrain him.
Emily let go of Kai, 'Oh, hi guys, what are you doing here? And how did you get in?'
Max glared at her, 'Why did you lock the door?'
Emily: ^_^;; 'I felt like it?'
'You had us all really worried. We thought that Tyson was going to go insane or something!'
All: -_-;;;;
'Too late.'
'I heard that Rei!!!'
'Good.'
All: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
'So what exactly were you two doing in here?' asked Max.
'Talking,' said Emily.
'Trying to get her to let me out,' said Kai.
Emily glared at him, 'You better not forget what you said you'd do for me!'
Kai: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;; 'Wouldn't dream of it!'
'What is she making you do?' asked Tyson.
'I'll tell you later.'
'Fine.'
Seeing that Tyson wasn't about to try and kill anyone, the others let him go.
'So, let's continue with the questions!' said Emily brightly.
'No way,' said Kai and Tyson at the same time.
'Everyone: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Emily pouted, 'But I didn't get to ask all my questions!'
Kai grinned, 'I know! How about Kenny fills in for me! I'm sure you could think of an excellent question to ask him!'
Emily blushed and shook her head, 'No way. I want to finish what we started!!!'
Kai sighed, 'I guess I don't have a choice........'
'NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!' Tyson attached himself to Kai's arm.
Kai: --;;;;; 'It's not like I'm going to be gone forever.'
Tyson looked at him with big teary eyes, 'But it will feel like it!'
Kai blushed, 'I think you're being slightly overdramatic about this.'
Tyson let go of Kai's arm and grabbed his waist instead, 'I am not!'
Kai (who was now as red as a tomato) patted Tyson's head, 'There, there.......,' he started trying to remove Tyson, 'If you'll just.....let......GO!' he pulled Tyson off him, 'I can get this over and done with. I;m sure Max, Rei and Kenny can keep you company.........'
Tyson suddenly smiled evilly, 'That's it! KENNY!!!'
Kai blinked, 'Yes, he's been here the whole time.'
'I know that, but Kenny can save you!'
'He can?'
'He can! Kenny! Give your thing to Emily!'
'His _thing_?' asked Kai.
'His thing!!!'
'I'm not quite sure if I want his _thing_' said Emily warily.
Kenny blushed.
Max smiled, 'You don't need to worry, the thing is a letter.'
Emily looked slightly relieved.
Tyson looked confused, 'What did you his thing was?'
Everyone sweatdropped.
'I think she may have thought his thing meant a certain part of his anatomy.'
Tyson blushed, 'Oh.............'
Emily frowned impatiently, 'Well are you going to give me the letter?'
Kenny blushed slightly, pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket and handed it to Emily.
Emily frowned as she read, 'Dear Kenny Dion I love your purple pants.........'
All: =-
Kenny blushed bright red, grabbed the letter off her and pulled another piece of paper out of his pocket, 'That's the wrong one, that's a piece of fanmail I got this morning.'
Still blushing, Kenny handed over the correct letter, 'Here.'
Emily started to go red as she red the piece of paper, She glared at Kenny, 'What exactly do you mean by this!?' she shoved the paper Kenny had given to her back at him.
Kenny blinked and red the note out loud, 'Roses are Red, Violets are blue, you have a huge ass, and you're tits are good too!' Kenny blushed, 'I didn't write this!! This is what Rei and Tyson wrote!' he pulled out another piece of paper from his pocket, and read it to check that it was the right one before handing it to Emily.
Emily blushed as she read it, 'You're so sweet!'
Kenny blushed too, 'Um Emily........ I, err.....Will you..........w-will you go out with me?!'
Emily grinned, 'YES!' and she glomped him.
Kai smiled, 'It just feels so good watching her do that to somebody else.'
Tyson smiled too, 'And now........ Your all MINE!!!!!' he glomped Kai.
Kai: -- 'Hooray.'
Max smiled, 'How sweet.'
Rei pouted, 'Aren't you going to glomp me?'
'No.'
'Why!?'
'I don't want to.'
Rei sniffled, 'Can I glomp you?'
'.........yes.'
'Ok!' so Rei did.
While the others were glomping or being glomped, Tyson let go of Kai.
'Hey Kai........' He said slyly.
'Yes?'
'I can think of something I would _much_ rather do with you than watch you finish answering Emily's questions.'
'Is that so?'
Tyson started pulling Kai towards the door led to the exit, 'It most certainly is.'
It wasn't until they were out the door and into the corridor that anyone noticed that they had left.
Emily let go of Kenny and started chasing them, 'HEY!!!!!! I HAVEN'T FINISHED ASKING KAI HIS QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!'
Tyson continued to run down the corridor pulling Kai behind him, 'AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO!!!!'
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Wow, that was a pretty long chapter!
Unfortunately I think it's going to the last in this story.
I know it kinda ended abruptly, but I didn't know how else to finish it.
(Authoress tears up) And it was the first fanfic that I ever started as well!!!
(sighs) Oh well.
Bye!
