Disclaimer- I don't own Jerry Springer or the Charmed characters. Please
don't sue me cause I'm only a little kid and I don't need to be in court
anymore plus I'm in enough trouble already.
Jerry Springer- My Life Is Charmed
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The Charmed Characters go own the Springer show to resolve some family problems and revel some horribly (hilarious) secrets!
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#2- The Witch and the Elder
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Jerry waves his hands to silence the crowd. Phoebe really got them going. "Okay all right calm d-"PHOEBE ROCKS!" "I said calm down! THIS IS MY SHOW DAMN IT! NOT THE PHOEBE NAKED SHOW THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW!"
"IT SHOULD BE THE PHOBE NAKED SHOW!" Jerry turned red, yellow, black, blue, pink, brown, tan, magenta, hot pink, sky blue...blah, blah, blah, blah, bladdy-blah-blah-blah! Then he finally turned his normal color.
"*ahem* now as I was saying lets bring out the next guest. She's the eldest Charmed One.Piper Halliwell."
Piper walks out with a black skirt and a pink shirt with one sleeve missing and matching high heel pink open toe shoes. She sat down and crossed her legs a censored sign flashed.
"oww." The crowd said looking at the censor sign.
"Hello Piper."
"Hello Jerry."
"How are you doing?"
"Fine."
"What are you here for?"
"I caught my husband cheating."
"Oh probably with one of your fine ass sisters huh?" "TAKE IT OFF PIPER!"
"Shut up please. So Piper what are you here for again?" Jerry said.
"To tell my husband Leo that I caught him cheating."
"Does he know why he's here?"
"No I haven't told him."
"Well let's bring out Leo shall we!"
Leo walks out and all the women go crazy. Leo grins and starts dancing like a stripper while the crowd screams "TAKE IT OFF!"
"LEO SIT YOR ASS DOWN NOW!" Piper screams and Leo quickly sits down. "So Leo do you have any idea-"PHOEBE ROCKS!"
"Next muthafucka that interrupts me one have to catch my fade!" Jerry screamed into the microphone. "*ahem* now Leo do you have any idea why you are here?" Leo looked confused. "No so can we get this over with I have uh business to attend to." Leo broke into a cold sweat.
"You ain't got no fucking business to attend to!" Piper screamed. "You jus want to go back to the Gay Men's Strip Joint!"
Steve holds up a sign that says gasp and the crowd gasps. "The fine ones are always gay!" a girl shouted from the crowd. "It's not a gay strip joint it's a gay men's lounge get it right, okay?" the crowd gasps even more. "Leo how could you I'm all the love you'll ever need." Piper began. "These weren't good enough for you?" Piper pulled her shirt off and put her boobies in Leo's face.
He licks here and there and drools. "Yes they are but there's something missing." Piper gave him a hurt look. "What their not big enough? I can get implants."
"No I mean no their big enough but you don't have a fat juicy delicious cum dripping cock."
The crowd gasps and women faint. "There's just something about a cock that..WHEW! I LOVE UM!"
"But why?" Piper asked.
"Oh no the elders are calling me!" Leo said.
"You fool you are an elder!" Leo tried to orb but Piper blew him up.
She took off her cloths and put her hands on her naked hips. "Now who wants to give Piper some cock?" the whole audience started running towards Piper.
"We'll be right back after this commercial break..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" A wave of horny audience members start trampling Jerry.
"GO TO A COMMERCIAL!" Jerry screamed from under a foot.
Jerry Springer- My Life Is Charmed
~_~_~_~_~_Summary~_~_~_~_~_~_
The Charmed Characters go own the Springer show to resolve some family problems and revel some horribly (hilarious) secrets!
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
#2- The Witch and the Elder
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Jerry waves his hands to silence the crowd. Phoebe really got them going. "Okay all right calm d-"PHOEBE ROCKS!" "I said calm down! THIS IS MY SHOW DAMN IT! NOT THE PHOEBE NAKED SHOW THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW!"
"IT SHOULD BE THE PHOBE NAKED SHOW!" Jerry turned red, yellow, black, blue, pink, brown, tan, magenta, hot pink, sky blue...blah, blah, blah, blah, bladdy-blah-blah-blah! Then he finally turned his normal color.
"*ahem* now as I was saying lets bring out the next guest. She's the eldest Charmed One.Piper Halliwell."
Piper walks out with a black skirt and a pink shirt with one sleeve missing and matching high heel pink open toe shoes. She sat down and crossed her legs a censored sign flashed.
"oww." The crowd said looking at the censor sign.
"Hello Piper."
"Hello Jerry."
"How are you doing?"
"Fine."
"What are you here for?"
"I caught my husband cheating."
"Oh probably with one of your fine ass sisters huh?" "TAKE IT OFF PIPER!"
"Shut up please. So Piper what are you here for again?" Jerry said.
"To tell my husband Leo that I caught him cheating."
"Does he know why he's here?"
"No I haven't told him."
"Well let's bring out Leo shall we!"
Leo walks out and all the women go crazy. Leo grins and starts dancing like a stripper while the crowd screams "TAKE IT OFF!"
"LEO SIT YOR ASS DOWN NOW!" Piper screams and Leo quickly sits down. "So Leo do you have any idea-"PHOEBE ROCKS!"
"Next muthafucka that interrupts me one have to catch my fade!" Jerry screamed into the microphone. "*ahem* now Leo do you have any idea why you are here?" Leo looked confused. "No so can we get this over with I have uh business to attend to." Leo broke into a cold sweat.
"You ain't got no fucking business to attend to!" Piper screamed. "You jus want to go back to the Gay Men's Strip Joint!"
Steve holds up a sign that says gasp and the crowd gasps. "The fine ones are always gay!" a girl shouted from the crowd. "It's not a gay strip joint it's a gay men's lounge get it right, okay?" the crowd gasps even more. "Leo how could you I'm all the love you'll ever need." Piper began. "These weren't good enough for you?" Piper pulled her shirt off and put her boobies in Leo's face.
He licks here and there and drools. "Yes they are but there's something missing." Piper gave him a hurt look. "What their not big enough? I can get implants."
"No I mean no their big enough but you don't have a fat juicy delicious cum dripping cock."
The crowd gasps and women faint. "There's just something about a cock that..WHEW! I LOVE UM!"
"But why?" Piper asked.
"Oh no the elders are calling me!" Leo said.
"You fool you are an elder!" Leo tried to orb but Piper blew him up.
She took off her cloths and put her hands on her naked hips. "Now who wants to give Piper some cock?" the whole audience started running towards Piper.
"We'll be right back after this commercial break..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" A wave of horny audience members start trampling Jerry.
"GO TO A COMMERCIAL!" Jerry screamed from under a foot.