Disclaimer- I don't own Jerry Springer or the Charmed characters. Please
don't sue me cause I'm only a little kid and I don't need to be in court
anymore plus I'm in enough trouble already.
Jerry Springer- My Life Is Charmed
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The Charmed Characters go own the Springer show to resolve some family problems and revel some horribly (hilarious) secrets!
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#3- I'm cheating With a Witch or whatever..
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"Okay welcome back." Jerry said his cloths was torn and ripped plus he had footprints all over his body. They had got Piper off the stage after the horny men from the audience had settled down. (a/n It was sticky)
"Now its time for our next guest.please welcome local police officer Darrell- um there's a smug over the last name." Jerry says in a sad way.
Darrell walks out wearing a police uniform and a gun at his side even though he never wore one on the show. "Hello Darrell." "wassup Jerry." "What's with the gun?" Darrell looked surprised. "Shit you seen what Phoebe and Piper did to Cole and Leo. My wife will probably do the same thing."
"Wait but your wife is human?" Jerry asked. Darrell nodded. "But she's a married middle aged black woman from the ghetto.have you ever been to the ghetto? Those bitches be crazy!" Jerry nodded with improvement like is white ass has ever been to any kind of ghetto besides downtown Malibu. "Okay well lets bring out you wife so we can find out what you did." Jerry grinned. "Please welcome-um there's no name here. Darrell's wife." (a/n I don't know her name)
Darrell's wife walks out and smiles. "TAKE IT OFF I NEED ANOTHER NUT!" a guy shouted. Darrell's wife pulled a bazooka out of a thin air and blew the guy up. Darrell starts crying. "See I told you." He whimpered. Jerry looked skeptical. "Where'd you get that thing from?" he asked.
"It came imported from Afghanistan special delivery from Osama bin Laden." Darrell's wife said. She took a seat next to Darrell and looked deep into his eyes.
"I love you honey." She said. Her features suddenly turned evil. "But if you ever cheat on me I'll kill the stank hore and then cut your dick off shove it up your as. Dip a towel in gasoline stick it where your dick was. Light it on fire and watch you burn from the inside. Then cut your nipples off and stick um in your nose holes then finally shove your balls down your throat."
Darrell began to cry harder. "Um that's not right." Jerry mumbled. "Well Darrel lets get this over with tell us why you're here." Jerry said with a devilish smile.
"Um." Darrel began and took his wife shads between his. "Don't bullshit Darrell just fucking tell me!" Darrell swallowed hard and imagined his balls being shoved down his throat.
"I've been unfaithful in our relationship." "You've been cheating?" she roared the flames of hell filled the room. "WITH WHO DARRELL!" her voice turned satanic. "One of the charmed ones." he spoke in a whisper.
"WHO!"
"Paige."
Jerry started laughing. "Lets bring out-Darrell's wife does a dragon ball z move and blows him up. "GET OUT HERE NOW BITCH!" Darrell runs and hides behind a seat. Paige orbs in wearing a tight black leather skirt and a no sleeve tight leather shirt.
"GOD DAMN I'DA CHEATED WITH HER FINE ASS TO!" before anything could happen Darrell's wife slapped the shit outta Paige then kicked her and slapped her into the audience. Paige flew up and came down tackling Darrell's wife out of view. Jerry stood up all black and burned crispy. "Well that's a load of bullshit." One of the audience members slapped the shit out of Jerry.
Darrell stood up and tried to run but his legs froze. Paige stood up with five black eyes fifteen busted lips and almost all of her teeth missing. Darrell's wife has no teeth her eye is hanging out and one of her ears is missing. "WHERE DA FUCK U THINK U GO'N BITCH U DA MAIN CAUSE OF THIS HUR SHIT!" his wife screamed.
"OH SHIT!" Darrell pulled his gun out and started shooting but the bullets froze in front of her and she picked one up and let them all drop. She ran forward and jumped inside Darrell's body. He screamed and exploded. (a/n I know I know Matrix rip off so what) Darrell's wife appeared back to normal and the audience was covered in blood guts and other stuff.
One of the guys from the audience stood up. "WOOHO! THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF JERRY EVER! A LITTLE EYE CANDY, FREE SEX AND NOW SOME COOL SUVENIERS!" everybody nods their heads.
"JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY." Jerry stands up and starts to do the Harlem Shake then the Clown Walk, C-Walk, B-Walk, and all that other good stuff. Tommy the Clown runs up and slaps Jerry's teeth out. "I'M THE BEST DANCER BITCH!"
".damn it go to a commercial." Jerry moans.
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Hey my devoted readers I love you and now I must thank you. If you want to read the most UN considerate review you'll ever read then read the review sent by bigreader. Now if he wasn't so busy being an a**hole he would have read my bio and found that I love Charmed and have three or four other stories beside this about Charmed.
My Thanks To:
Matt91- Good to see you to dog.
Bigreader- actually I love Charmed probably more then you. I was tired of the same old Charmed fics so I put a twist on it. Thanks for the review anyway. I kinda enjoyed your flame.
ChArMeD 101- thank you thank you 3RD COAST PLAYERS!
Jerry Springer- My Life Is Charmed
~_~_~_~_~_Summary~_~_~_~_~_~_
The Charmed Characters go own the Springer show to resolve some family problems and revel some horribly (hilarious) secrets!
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
#3- I'm cheating With a Witch or whatever..
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"Okay welcome back." Jerry said his cloths was torn and ripped plus he had footprints all over his body. They had got Piper off the stage after the horny men from the audience had settled down. (a/n It was sticky)
"Now its time for our next guest.please welcome local police officer Darrell- um there's a smug over the last name." Jerry says in a sad way.
Darrell walks out wearing a police uniform and a gun at his side even though he never wore one on the show. "Hello Darrell." "wassup Jerry." "What's with the gun?" Darrell looked surprised. "Shit you seen what Phoebe and Piper did to Cole and Leo. My wife will probably do the same thing."
"Wait but your wife is human?" Jerry asked. Darrell nodded. "But she's a married middle aged black woman from the ghetto.have you ever been to the ghetto? Those bitches be crazy!" Jerry nodded with improvement like is white ass has ever been to any kind of ghetto besides downtown Malibu. "Okay well lets bring out you wife so we can find out what you did." Jerry grinned. "Please welcome-um there's no name here. Darrell's wife." (a/n I don't know her name)
Darrell's wife walks out and smiles. "TAKE IT OFF I NEED ANOTHER NUT!" a guy shouted. Darrell's wife pulled a bazooka out of a thin air and blew the guy up. Darrell starts crying. "See I told you." He whimpered. Jerry looked skeptical. "Where'd you get that thing from?" he asked.
"It came imported from Afghanistan special delivery from Osama bin Laden." Darrell's wife said. She took a seat next to Darrell and looked deep into his eyes.
"I love you honey." She said. Her features suddenly turned evil. "But if you ever cheat on me I'll kill the stank hore and then cut your dick off shove it up your as. Dip a towel in gasoline stick it where your dick was. Light it on fire and watch you burn from the inside. Then cut your nipples off and stick um in your nose holes then finally shove your balls down your throat."
Darrell began to cry harder. "Um that's not right." Jerry mumbled. "Well Darrel lets get this over with tell us why you're here." Jerry said with a devilish smile.
"Um." Darrel began and took his wife shads between his. "Don't bullshit Darrell just fucking tell me!" Darrell swallowed hard and imagined his balls being shoved down his throat.
"I've been unfaithful in our relationship." "You've been cheating?" she roared the flames of hell filled the room. "WITH WHO DARRELL!" her voice turned satanic. "One of the charmed ones." he spoke in a whisper.
"WHO!"
"Paige."
Jerry started laughing. "Lets bring out-Darrell's wife does a dragon ball z move and blows him up. "GET OUT HERE NOW BITCH!" Darrell runs and hides behind a seat. Paige orbs in wearing a tight black leather skirt and a no sleeve tight leather shirt.
"GOD DAMN I'DA CHEATED WITH HER FINE ASS TO!" before anything could happen Darrell's wife slapped the shit outta Paige then kicked her and slapped her into the audience. Paige flew up and came down tackling Darrell's wife out of view. Jerry stood up all black and burned crispy. "Well that's a load of bullshit." One of the audience members slapped the shit out of Jerry.
Darrell stood up and tried to run but his legs froze. Paige stood up with five black eyes fifteen busted lips and almost all of her teeth missing. Darrell's wife has no teeth her eye is hanging out and one of her ears is missing. "WHERE DA FUCK U THINK U GO'N BITCH U DA MAIN CAUSE OF THIS HUR SHIT!" his wife screamed.
"OH SHIT!" Darrell pulled his gun out and started shooting but the bullets froze in front of her and she picked one up and let them all drop. She ran forward and jumped inside Darrell's body. He screamed and exploded. (a/n I know I know Matrix rip off so what) Darrell's wife appeared back to normal and the audience was covered in blood guts and other stuff.
One of the guys from the audience stood up. "WOOHO! THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF JERRY EVER! A LITTLE EYE CANDY, FREE SEX AND NOW SOME COOL SUVENIERS!" everybody nods their heads.
"JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY." Jerry stands up and starts to do the Harlem Shake then the Clown Walk, C-Walk, B-Walk, and all that other good stuff. Tommy the Clown runs up and slaps Jerry's teeth out. "I'M THE BEST DANCER BITCH!"
".damn it go to a commercial." Jerry moans.
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Hey my devoted readers I love you and now I must thank you. If you want to read the most UN considerate review you'll ever read then read the review sent by bigreader. Now if he wasn't so busy being an a**hole he would have read my bio and found that I love Charmed and have three or four other stories beside this about Charmed.
My Thanks To:
Matt91- Good to see you to dog.
Bigreader- actually I love Charmed probably more then you. I was tired of the same old Charmed fics so I put a twist on it. Thanks for the review anyway. I kinda enjoyed your flame.
ChArMeD 101- thank you thank you 3RD COAST PLAYERS!