Disclaimer- I don't own Jerry Springer or the Charmed characters. Please
don't sue me cause I'm only a little kid and I don't need to be in court
anymore plus I'm in enough trouble already.
Jerry Springer- My Life Is Charmed
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The Charmed Characters go own the Springer show to resolve some family problems and revel some horribly (hilarious) secrets!
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Final - I See the Source
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Jerry is practically crippled tears run down his cheeks and he moans in pain with every word. "I am so happy this is the last part of the show today. It's been a wild episode folks. Lets do a little recalling shall we?" the crowd cheers crazily.
~ Everybody looks up into nowhere and the screen gets all blurry for a cheesy flashback~
#1- The Demon and the Witch
"Cole's an asshole and you all know it. I make a spell up in my head then I flow it. Kill that cock strangler dead as a doornail. Please oh please god
don't let this weak ass spell fail!"
Cole blew up filling the room with chunks of demon shit. Jerry stood up and smiled. "Well when we get back from our commercial break we'll have the next half of our show." The crowd went crazy when Phoebe took her cloths off and started dancing but naked on the stage.
#2- The Witch and the Elder
"You ain't got no fucking business to attend to!" Piper screamed. "You just want to go back to the Gay Men's Strip Joint!"
Steve holds up a sign that says gasp and the crowd gasps. "The fine ones are always gay!" a girl shouted from the crowd. "It's not a gay strip joint it's a gay men's lounge get it right, okay?" the crowd gasps even more. "Leo how could you I'm all the love you'll ever need." Piper began. "These weren't good enough for you?" Piper pulled her shirt off and put her boobies in Leo's face.
#3- I'm cheating With a Witch or whatever..
"I love you honey." She said. Her features suddenly turned evil. "But if you ever cheat on me I'll kill the stank hoe and then cut your dick off shove it up your as. Dip a towel in gasoline stick it where your dick was. Light it on fire and watch you burn from the inside. Then cut your nipples off and stick um in your nose holes then finally shove your balls down your throat."
Darrell began to cry harder. "Um that's not right." Jerry mumbled. "Well Darrel lets get this over with tell us why you're here." Jerry said with a devilish smile.
#4- Islands of the Amazons
"Shut the hell up." Chris mumbles. "WHAT WAS THAT?" "Nothing, nothing. So hey Jerry why am I here with all these beautiful Amazon women and children? Hey you guys had kids?"
"THERE YOURS DUMB ASS!" an Amazon shoots the guy with an arrow. "COOL MAN THIS IS THE BEST! I GOT A SUVINER ARROW IN MY HEART!" the guy shouts then collapses. The crowd claps with applause.
"Those Amazons are so giving." One of them whispers. "Uh-huh it's not everyday you get an arrow in the heart." "I WANT AN ARROW TO! ME TO! YEA ME TO!" Amazons start shooting everybody in the audience. "THANKS A MILLION!" the crowd screams then everybody falls down dead.
"You are very much welcome." The Amazon leader says. "Now Chris we are all here to tell you that these are your fucking kids and we want some god damn child support from you!"
~the screen gets blurry again and the cheesy flashback is over~
"Man this has been the best episode of Jerry Springer ever!" somebody shouts. "JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!" the start chanting his name.
"Dude it's good to hear that again.and not tits, or take it off or I'm the baddest bitch." Jerry wipes the tear from his eye. "Alright for your viewing pleasure we have the final segment of our show please welcome THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL!"
The Source floats out covered in a red robe and his hood on. He sits down and waves at the crowd setting Kenny the camera man on fire. (A/n Kenny ain't real)
"Oops sorry about that." He says.
"I'M ON FIRE!"
"Hey Source of all evil how's it hanging?" jerry asked.
"OH GOD PUT THE FIRE OUT IT BURNS!"
"Please Jerry you can just call me Source." The source replied.
"Of course of course," Jerry begins. "So Source you have no idea why you're hear do ya?"
"JESUS CHRIST I'M BURNING I'M BURNING!" Kenny runs around in a circle.
"No Jerry no idea at all." The Source said happily.
"Well let me tell you your not gonna like it one bit my friend." Jerry starts laughing.
"Oh Jerry my first time on the show and you give me bad news." The Source said. "You'll burn extra long for this one."
Kenny runs into the wall.
"Well let's bring out somebody real close to you." Jerry smiled. "THE SEER!"
The Source stood up as the Seer walked out and smiled at everybody. She had a bundle in her hand though.
"Aw Seer it's so good to see you."
Kenny trips and rolls down the stairs to the stage.
"I'M STILL ON FIRE PEOPLE!"
The source leads the seer to her seat and they hold hands like long time friends would do.
"Hurry up and tell him!" Jerry exclaimed impatiently.
"Tell me what?" the Source asked looking at the Seer.
"Well Sourcey wourcey you remember that night at the Crons party. You know with all the beers and that huge bong filled with weed and the more beers and more weed and that huge orgy we had with all the demons?" the Seer asked.
"Hell yea I remember that shit that was the best fucking night of my life. I lost my virginity and had sex 20 different times in one night!" the Source said stupidly.
"Well I got pregnant and the baby is yours." The Seer moved the blue cloth and showed an ugly baby sitting in her arms.
"AH Quasimodo!" the source screams and falls from his seat.
"YOU DUMB FUCKS I'M STILL ON FIRE!" Kenny runs by the camera and trips then gets back up and starts running again.
"Don't call your son the Hunchback of Notre Dam that's very rude." The Seer said rubbing what looked like the babies penis in the middle of the broken mess called a face.
"Screw you bitch that ugly piece a shit ain't my son!" the Source stands up.
"Aw I see so you ain't man enough to take care a yo kid huh?" the Seer grumbled.
"My kid? Bitch you had sex with 50 different demons that night how da hell you know its mine?" Source started sweating.
"Hey that's not the proper way to handle this situation you bastard! Your supposed to kill the kid." Somebody screamed from the crowd.
"Good idea!" the Source charged up a fireball but his hood fell off revealing his identity.
"HOLY SHIT ITS COLE TURNER!" Kenny screamed forgetting his was still on fire for a second. "DAMN IT I'M STILL ON FIRE!" he runs into the wall again.
Phoebe runs out pulling her shirt on and rubbing her mouth off followed by Chris and two Amazons. "Cole I killed your ass!"
Cole threw a fireball and Phoebe levitated over it. She kicked him in the face and he punched her in the stomach she rubbed his shoulder and he grabbed her boobs then they started fucking. Chris turned to the two Amazons and they started fucking. The crowd turned to each other and they started fucking.
"Well what a way to end the most electrifying episode of my show goodnight everybody." Jerry starts waving but nobody is listening because of the huge orgy that's going on behind them.
Kenny runs up beside Jerry still on fire. "Actually Jerry the producer said that the show is going so well with witches and demons and junk that they went and found some more people to be on the show. So when the orgy is done get ready for a few more segments."
Kenny pulls his fiery pants down and sticks his flaming penis inside a girl and they start fucking.
"Oh no." Jerry moaned.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Thanks to all those who gave me ideas and their coming up in the next chapters so be patient I will post them later.
Jerry Springer- My Life Is Charmed
~_~_~_~_~_Summary~_~_~_~_~_~_
The Charmed Characters go own the Springer show to resolve some family problems and revel some horribly (hilarious) secrets!
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Final - I See the Source
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Jerry is practically crippled tears run down his cheeks and he moans in pain with every word. "I am so happy this is the last part of the show today. It's been a wild episode folks. Lets do a little recalling shall we?" the crowd cheers crazily.
~ Everybody looks up into nowhere and the screen gets all blurry for a cheesy flashback~
#1- The Demon and the Witch
"Cole's an asshole and you all know it. I make a spell up in my head then I flow it. Kill that cock strangler dead as a doornail. Please oh please god
don't let this weak ass spell fail!"
Cole blew up filling the room with chunks of demon shit. Jerry stood up and smiled. "Well when we get back from our commercial break we'll have the next half of our show." The crowd went crazy when Phoebe took her cloths off and started dancing but naked on the stage.
#2- The Witch and the Elder
"You ain't got no fucking business to attend to!" Piper screamed. "You just want to go back to the Gay Men's Strip Joint!"
Steve holds up a sign that says gasp and the crowd gasps. "The fine ones are always gay!" a girl shouted from the crowd. "It's not a gay strip joint it's a gay men's lounge get it right, okay?" the crowd gasps even more. "Leo how could you I'm all the love you'll ever need." Piper began. "These weren't good enough for you?" Piper pulled her shirt off and put her boobies in Leo's face.
#3- I'm cheating With a Witch or whatever..
"I love you honey." She said. Her features suddenly turned evil. "But if you ever cheat on me I'll kill the stank hoe and then cut your dick off shove it up your as. Dip a towel in gasoline stick it where your dick was. Light it on fire and watch you burn from the inside. Then cut your nipples off and stick um in your nose holes then finally shove your balls down your throat."
Darrell began to cry harder. "Um that's not right." Jerry mumbled. "Well Darrel lets get this over with tell us why you're here." Jerry said with a devilish smile.
#4- Islands of the Amazons
"Shut the hell up." Chris mumbles. "WHAT WAS THAT?" "Nothing, nothing. So hey Jerry why am I here with all these beautiful Amazon women and children? Hey you guys had kids?"
"THERE YOURS DUMB ASS!" an Amazon shoots the guy with an arrow. "COOL MAN THIS IS THE BEST! I GOT A SUVINER ARROW IN MY HEART!" the guy shouts then collapses. The crowd claps with applause.
"Those Amazons are so giving." One of them whispers. "Uh-huh it's not everyday you get an arrow in the heart." "I WANT AN ARROW TO! ME TO! YEA ME TO!" Amazons start shooting everybody in the audience. "THANKS A MILLION!" the crowd screams then everybody falls down dead.
"You are very much welcome." The Amazon leader says. "Now Chris we are all here to tell you that these are your fucking kids and we want some god damn child support from you!"
~the screen gets blurry again and the cheesy flashback is over~
"Man this has been the best episode of Jerry Springer ever!" somebody shouts. "JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!" the start chanting his name.
"Dude it's good to hear that again.and not tits, or take it off or I'm the baddest bitch." Jerry wipes the tear from his eye. "Alright for your viewing pleasure we have the final segment of our show please welcome THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL!"
The Source floats out covered in a red robe and his hood on. He sits down and waves at the crowd setting Kenny the camera man on fire. (A/n Kenny ain't real)
"Oops sorry about that." He says.
"I'M ON FIRE!"
"Hey Source of all evil how's it hanging?" jerry asked.
"OH GOD PUT THE FIRE OUT IT BURNS!"
"Please Jerry you can just call me Source." The source replied.
"Of course of course," Jerry begins. "So Source you have no idea why you're hear do ya?"
"JESUS CHRIST I'M BURNING I'M BURNING!" Kenny runs around in a circle.
"No Jerry no idea at all." The Source said happily.
"Well let me tell you your not gonna like it one bit my friend." Jerry starts laughing.
"Oh Jerry my first time on the show and you give me bad news." The Source said. "You'll burn extra long for this one."
Kenny runs into the wall.
"Well let's bring out somebody real close to you." Jerry smiled. "THE SEER!"
The Source stood up as the Seer walked out and smiled at everybody. She had a bundle in her hand though.
"Aw Seer it's so good to see you."
Kenny trips and rolls down the stairs to the stage.
"I'M STILL ON FIRE PEOPLE!"
The source leads the seer to her seat and they hold hands like long time friends would do.
"Hurry up and tell him!" Jerry exclaimed impatiently.
"Tell me what?" the Source asked looking at the Seer.
"Well Sourcey wourcey you remember that night at the Crons party. You know with all the beers and that huge bong filled with weed and the more beers and more weed and that huge orgy we had with all the demons?" the Seer asked.
"Hell yea I remember that shit that was the best fucking night of my life. I lost my virginity and had sex 20 different times in one night!" the Source said stupidly.
"Well I got pregnant and the baby is yours." The Seer moved the blue cloth and showed an ugly baby sitting in her arms.
"AH Quasimodo!" the source screams and falls from his seat.
"YOU DUMB FUCKS I'M STILL ON FIRE!" Kenny runs by the camera and trips then gets back up and starts running again.
"Don't call your son the Hunchback of Notre Dam that's very rude." The Seer said rubbing what looked like the babies penis in the middle of the broken mess called a face.
"Screw you bitch that ugly piece a shit ain't my son!" the Source stands up.
"Aw I see so you ain't man enough to take care a yo kid huh?" the Seer grumbled.
"My kid? Bitch you had sex with 50 different demons that night how da hell you know its mine?" Source started sweating.
"Hey that's not the proper way to handle this situation you bastard! Your supposed to kill the kid." Somebody screamed from the crowd.
"Good idea!" the Source charged up a fireball but his hood fell off revealing his identity.
"HOLY SHIT ITS COLE TURNER!" Kenny screamed forgetting his was still on fire for a second. "DAMN IT I'M STILL ON FIRE!" he runs into the wall again.
Phoebe runs out pulling her shirt on and rubbing her mouth off followed by Chris and two Amazons. "Cole I killed your ass!"
Cole threw a fireball and Phoebe levitated over it. She kicked him in the face and he punched her in the stomach she rubbed his shoulder and he grabbed her boobs then they started fucking. Chris turned to the two Amazons and they started fucking. The crowd turned to each other and they started fucking.
"Well what a way to end the most electrifying episode of my show goodnight everybody." Jerry starts waving but nobody is listening because of the huge orgy that's going on behind them.
Kenny runs up beside Jerry still on fire. "Actually Jerry the producer said that the show is going so well with witches and demons and junk that they went and found some more people to be on the show. So when the orgy is done get ready for a few more segments."
Kenny pulls his fiery pants down and sticks his flaming penis inside a girl and they start fucking.
"Oh no." Jerry moaned.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Thanks to all those who gave me ideas and their coming up in the next chapters so be patient I will post them later.