A/N:I do not own any of the Friends characters. I only own the ones that may seem unfamiliar to you, for they are my own characters. This story may turn out like You've Got Mail (I really recommend this movie BTW), because that is where I got this story line, but I'll try my best to make it seem less like it.


From: NonWorkAlcoholic
To: ChiefChef

That's ok that you're last letter was short. I haven't answered you for about two weeks so I guess we're even. My friend just got a new girlfriend and it turned out to be one of my other friends so I was a bit surprised but I got over it. My work is dumb too, I mean I usually call in sick or something to avoid it but I really hate work. I better go, my roommate is calling me.

Chandler left his room to Joey's calls. "Chandler! Where were you? Why weren't you here when I called you just a second ago?"

"Uh, I was in my room. I took like a second to come, are you OK?" Chandler asked.

"Yeah I'm fine but I have news!" Joey excitedly answered. "Ross and Rachel are going out for their first real date! Isn't that great"

"Yeah, it is, considering that happened like two weeks ago! But it's still exciting." Chandler said.

Monica entered the apartment and slammed the door shut, an evil glare on her face. "Joey Tribbianni, get here right now!" Joey cautiously went towards his friend.

"Y-yes Monica. What did I do now?" Joey asked.

"You slept with my friend and never called her back, she is so angry right now and isn't speaking to me. She says I better knock some proper manners into my friend before I talk to her again. That friend of mine could've helped me start my own restaurant. That friend was a close friend of mine and I now I just lost her because you Mister I Don't Call A Girl After I Sleep With Her didn't call her after you slept with her! Oh you better hope I don't come just one step closer because I'm going to kick your-"

"Monica! It wasn't Joey it was me!" Chandler quickly said before Monica finished her death threat to Joey.

"What?" A confused Monica asked.

"Yes the other night I took a girl home but I didn't feel like calling her so I didn't! Leave Joey alone. I'll go and apologize, all right?" Joey sighed a sigh of relief.

"Thanks man, you saved me there."

"Chandler, you did it? That is so unlike you? OK, I forgive you, but not entirely because I still need you to apologize to her for not calling her back. Maybe even take her out to dinner or something. Just fix it!" Monica left the apartment. Joey looked at his friend and ran up to him and hugged him.


"Chandler I would've died there, but thanks to your lack of calling back skills, you saved my life." Joey said.