Note/ disclaimer: the following is brought to you by the craziness in my head. Therefore all attempts to claim that GW, Weiss or prozac is mine are obviously false and due to insanity. Reading this fic may produce odd, spontaneous and loud vocalizations and my cause some to go temporarily insane. You have been warned- read at your own risk.

FK= FireKat- me ^_^

Die Evil Computers!!!!
*FK is freaking out in the background*

Duo: 0.o what the heck is going on?

Wufei: her computer unformatted one of her disks and she lost everything on it.

FK: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! IT'S AN INJUSTICE I TELL YOU!!!! INNNNNNJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSTTTTTICCCCCCEEEEEEEE!

Duo: whoa- she sounds like you Feifei.

Wufei: -_- I resent that.

Duo: so what's the big deal? She lost a little info.

Wufei: she had a lot of stories that were not backed up on the disk.

Duo: well serves her right for not backing them up.

FK: GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! *deathglare at Duo*

Duo: 0.0;;

FK: WHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *throws herself into Wufei's lap* you're the only one who understands me!!

Wufei: *awkwardly patting her shoulder and looking scared*

Duo: so why don't you just retype them?

FK: you don't understand!!! I had stories on there that were muse inspired and I had many plot bunnies that I don't even remember. How am I going to retype them?!?!?!

Duo: well first you sit down at a computer. Then you put your fingers on the keys and t_y_p_e.

FK: *eyes narrowed* I _so_ don't love you right now.

Duo: oooh, I'm scared.

FK: *big chibi eyes* Fei why is he being so mean to me?!? *lower lip starts to tremble*

Wufei: no!! not 'The Look'! GGRRRRR! *glares* Duo apologize!

Duo: I'll think about it.

Wufei: why are you the PMS queen today? Besides most of those stories were about you.

FK: yea *sniffle* in one of them you were going to get some major tail. *starts smirking* but now you're not 'cause you are a meanie today *blows razberry*

Duo: *sputtering* but I want some tail! Please!!

FK: I'll think about it. But you better start being nice to me. I think I'm going to work on a plot bunny about Trowa.

Wufei: hey what about me? I'm being good today.

FK: *still sitting on Fei's lap* yes you are. ^___^ so I'll think about it- I can't remember the bunnies with you as the main chara. But you are one of the main ones in the "Trowa" story.

Wufei: with you I'm never sure if that's a good thing

Duo: b.. but I'm your favorite *sad chibi eyes*

FK: nice try buster, but the eyes don't work on me. And besides I like you 'cause you're like me. As far as hot pilot factor goes you are tied with Heero at second.

Duo: who's first?

FK: is a tie between Feifei and Trotro. I loooooooo~ve them ^____^

Wufei: what about Quatre?

FK: -_- ummm- sorry he's last.

Duo: how can you not like Q?!?!

FK: well first off I don't usually like blonds.

Duo: what about.

FK: Zechs and Yohji are pretty much the only exceptions. Furthermore, I don't like his look-at-me-I'm-so-cute-it-could-choke-a-chicken personality. I don't like overly nice people.

Duo: o.0 you _don't_ like nice people?!?

Wufei: so do you like people who are mean to you?

FK: sometimes ^_^

Duo: *looking at Fei* so that's why she never gets mad when you rant and call her an onna.

FK: *pinching Feifei's cheeks* he's just so cute when he's mad!

Duo: 0.0;; you have problems.

FK: tell me about it! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH ^_______^

Duo: so does this mean you forgot.

Wufei: *making stop-you-damn-fool-motions* no don't..!

Duo: .and now you are happy?

FK: *blinks* oh yea. WHAAAAAAAA!! My stories!!!!

Wufei: 9_9;; stupid baka! Why did you remind her?

Duo: well we were getting off track. This chapter is supposed to be about how much computers suck.

Heero: *walks in and hears Duo's last comment* yes they do suck!!

Duo: 0.o whoa, what got to you Hee-chan?

Heero: *glares at Duo with that don't-call-me-that-glare* my laptop just bit the dust. *sits on a couch, pouting*

Duo, Wufei & FK: *trying not to laugh out loud at a grumpy, pouting Hee- chan*

Wufei: *broke down first* he..hehe *snicker* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

All sans Wufei: o.0;;

Heero: what's with him?

Duo: dunno. Come to think of it he's been acting strange today.

FK: aaah- the powers of prozac ^__^

Duo: 0.o; you gave Feifei prozac??

FK: I wanted to see what would happen? Ehehehe *shrugs* it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Duo: o.0 good gods, is nothing sacred to you?

FK: ummmmmm- no.

All: 0.0;;
ehehehe- more to come later- be afraid. ^_______^ Reviews are adored and taken in as a nutrition source- so please feed me! ^__~