Me: Hello, and thanks for the reviews! Kudos:
Space Toaster- Me:*cough* need... air! Ack!*chokes and falls down unconscious* X.x*throws you a box labelled 'handle with care. How to make Dumah love you in ten days!'*
Shadow of Dark-Sephiroth- Me: okay, I'll throw you in.*mental note: Chuck in all reviewers for each chapter* *gives you a box labelled 'handle with care. Instant atom bomb building kit'*
VladimirsAngel- Me:*does happy dance* YAY! I got a review from VladimirsAngel! You will see Moebius do his dare, by the way. And heck why not? I'll throw in BO2 Kain as well! *Zephon drives up in truck full of candy, chocolate and other sweets*
Me: Hope you all like, and don't mind me using you in this chapter!*poof**gone**reappears* I forgot the disclaimer! I do not own LoK or anyone in it!*unfortunately...*
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Sylva: Well, Moebius? Go do your dare!
Moebius: O-okay...*eats fifty fruit cakes and walks ten miles of red hot coals**comes back with blisters all over his feet* I hate you...*runs to bathroom and throws up*
Sylva: LOL!
At that minute the door opens, and there are several figures standing in the doorway. One steps into the light.
???: Hello Sylva!
Sylva: *stands up and hugs ???* Hi VA!
VA: What we playing?
Sylva: Well, we were playing truth or dare, but Moebius kinda took our last dare. So let's play...*lightning flashes* I never!*runs to fridge and gets out bottle of coke and vodka**pikes drinks with vodka**runs back* here ya go!*shuts door* Hi Dark Sephiroth.*hands everyone bottles of coke**sits down in circle with the others*
Kaya: *looks at watch* I gotta go!*leaves*
Zephon: I'll go first. I never not heard of 'I never'!
Dark-Sephiroth and the vampires all take a swig.
Sylva: I never hurt a vampire or any other person!
All of the authors:*drink from bottles*
Dark-Sephiroth:*already half drunk* I*hic* never tortured Moebius!
All:*drink*
Sylva: I'll*hic* drink to that!
VA: I never glomped Kain!
Sylva & VA:*drink*
Zeph:*gives Sylva strange look* I thought you liked me...
Sylva:*gives him the finger, but she's half drunk, so she ain't in control of what she's doing*
Rahab: I never gave a lap dance.
The men, minus Dark-Sephiroth, drink, the women smirk. The men gasp.
Dumah: I never kissed a vampire.
Sylva, VA, Toaster and Kain drink.
Raziel: Who?!
Sylva: Zeph, *hic* Rahab.*hic**snuggles into Zeph*
VA: Kain.
Toaster: Dumah!*glomps*
Kain: Umah, VA.
Raziel: My turn. I never killed the elder god.
Sylva drinks quickly, hoping nobody sees. They do.
Zeph: Way to go Sylva!*hugs*
Melchiah: I never spiked peoples' drinks!
Sylva drinks.
Sephiroth: When?*hic*
Sylva:*sheepish* Loads of times. You could say I'm *hic*stubborn.*raises bottle and grabs Zeph as she falls backwards**cough*now*cough*
Everyone stares at Sylva as she, intoxicated, kisses Rahab full on the lips. He being drunk as well doesn't help. He kisses her back, and starts to let his claws wander. He is stopped by Zeph, as he growls at his older brother. VA looks at Kain, as he grins back at her. They kiss each other as well, and so do Toaster and Dumah. Sephiroth is pretending to be sick, as are the other brothers. Melchiah watches, eyes wide, as Sylva staggers over to him, and literally falls onto her knees in front of him. She grins with a suggestive glint in her eyes.
Mel: Ummm...
As he's about to say something, Sylva takes the chance to kiss him. Please remember she's drunk out her head, and obviously don't know what she's doing. Melchiah goes bright red and looks around with wide eyes for help. Zeph and Rahab growl at him and Mel tries to get Sylva to stop. She doesn't want to. He gives in when she wraps her arms around his neck and just kisses back. Well, might as make the best of it, Mel. Zephon and Rahab are going to kill you when Sylva does let go. Bye, all!*is about to disappear when...*
Sylva: *lets go for a minute or two, and looks at Narrator through half closed eyes, obviously not fully alert* Where do you think you're going?*hic*
Um... It's the end of the chapter, isn't it? So I'm gonna go now!*gets grabbed by VA*
VA: Where do you think you're going? It ain't*hic* over till the *hic* fat lady sings, Narrator!
A fat lady walks in and starts singing.
Toaster: She didn't mean literally!*whaps Narrator up head**hic*
Okay!*kicks fat lady out* Now, where were we? Oh yeah. Anyways, Sylva decides to stop the pair from killing Mel and starts to kiss him again. Guys, get a room!*runs upstairs to bathroom and upchucks*
Sephiroth: That sounds like a certain person you know. Doesn't it, Sylva?
Sylva: *nods and closes eyes*
VA:*laughs* I think Sylva's busy, *hic* Sephiroth!
Kain goes back to kissing her when-
Sylva:*moves away from Mel and sneezes* Achoo!*sniffs, looks at Mel, and he leans forward and kisses her again*
Kain: Gah!
Yep, Sylva managed to turn Kain into BO2 Kain! Hey, how come no-one's kissing me????????
Turel: *eying Narrator* I will...*kisses*
*sign saying: Not available at present time*^-^!!!!!!!
Toaster: *taking over narration* Sylva and Mel were still kissing, as were VA and Kain, Pheon, who was narrating before, and Turel were also at it, and Dumah and I were, as well.*goes back to kissing Dumie*
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Zeph & Rahab:*still growling at Mel*
Me & Mel: *still kissing*
Me:*breaks away, looks at you with my head resting on Mel's* R&R, it might stop them two hurting Mel.*Mel grins softly and captures my lips again**sighs contentedly**gets carried away by Melchiah*Where we going, Mel?
Mel: Home.
Me: Yours or mine?
Mel: Mine.
Me:*shrugs and snuggles into him**slightly muffled* that's fine with me...*slips wings out and flies them there*Easier to fly...
Mel: *laughs**carries me into coffin and shuts lid on us**carries on kissing*
Space Toaster- Me:*cough* need... air! Ack!*chokes and falls down unconscious* X.x*throws you a box labelled 'handle with care. How to make Dumah love you in ten days!'*
Shadow of Dark-Sephiroth- Me: okay, I'll throw you in.*mental note: Chuck in all reviewers for each chapter* *gives you a box labelled 'handle with care. Instant atom bomb building kit'*
VladimirsAngel- Me:*does happy dance* YAY! I got a review from VladimirsAngel! You will see Moebius do his dare, by the way. And heck why not? I'll throw in BO2 Kain as well! *Zephon drives up in truck full of candy, chocolate and other sweets*
Me: Hope you all like, and don't mind me using you in this chapter!*poof**gone**reappears* I forgot the disclaimer! I do not own LoK or anyone in it!*unfortunately...*
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Sylva: Well, Moebius? Go do your dare!
Moebius: O-okay...*eats fifty fruit cakes and walks ten miles of red hot coals**comes back with blisters all over his feet* I hate you...*runs to bathroom and throws up*
Sylva: LOL!
At that minute the door opens, and there are several figures standing in the doorway. One steps into the light.
???: Hello Sylva!
Sylva: *stands up and hugs ???* Hi VA!
VA: What we playing?
Sylva: Well, we were playing truth or dare, but Moebius kinda took our last dare. So let's play...*lightning flashes* I never!*runs to fridge and gets out bottle of coke and vodka**pikes drinks with vodka**runs back* here ya go!*shuts door* Hi Dark Sephiroth.*hands everyone bottles of coke**sits down in circle with the others*
Kaya: *looks at watch* I gotta go!*leaves*
Zephon: I'll go first. I never not heard of 'I never'!
Dark-Sephiroth and the vampires all take a swig.
Sylva: I never hurt a vampire or any other person!
All of the authors:*drink from bottles*
Dark-Sephiroth:*already half drunk* I*hic* never tortured Moebius!
All:*drink*
Sylva: I'll*hic* drink to that!
VA: I never glomped Kain!
Sylva & VA:*drink*
Zeph:*gives Sylva strange look* I thought you liked me...
Sylva:*gives him the finger, but she's half drunk, so she ain't in control of what she's doing*
Rahab: I never gave a lap dance.
The men, minus Dark-Sephiroth, drink, the women smirk. The men gasp.
Dumah: I never kissed a vampire.
Sylva, VA, Toaster and Kain drink.
Raziel: Who?!
Sylva: Zeph, *hic* Rahab.*hic**snuggles into Zeph*
VA: Kain.
Toaster: Dumah!*glomps*
Kain: Umah, VA.
Raziel: My turn. I never killed the elder god.
Sylva drinks quickly, hoping nobody sees. They do.
Zeph: Way to go Sylva!*hugs*
Melchiah: I never spiked peoples' drinks!
Sylva drinks.
Sephiroth: When?*hic*
Sylva:*sheepish* Loads of times. You could say I'm *hic*stubborn.*raises bottle and grabs Zeph as she falls backwards**cough*now*cough*
Everyone stares at Sylva as she, intoxicated, kisses Rahab full on the lips. He being drunk as well doesn't help. He kisses her back, and starts to let his claws wander. He is stopped by Zeph, as he growls at his older brother. VA looks at Kain, as he grins back at her. They kiss each other as well, and so do Toaster and Dumah. Sephiroth is pretending to be sick, as are the other brothers. Melchiah watches, eyes wide, as Sylva staggers over to him, and literally falls onto her knees in front of him. She grins with a suggestive glint in her eyes.
Mel: Ummm...
As he's about to say something, Sylva takes the chance to kiss him. Please remember she's drunk out her head, and obviously don't know what she's doing. Melchiah goes bright red and looks around with wide eyes for help. Zeph and Rahab growl at him and Mel tries to get Sylva to stop. She doesn't want to. He gives in when she wraps her arms around his neck and just kisses back. Well, might as make the best of it, Mel. Zephon and Rahab are going to kill you when Sylva does let go. Bye, all!*is about to disappear when...*
Sylva: *lets go for a minute or two, and looks at Narrator through half closed eyes, obviously not fully alert* Where do you think you're going?*hic*
Um... It's the end of the chapter, isn't it? So I'm gonna go now!*gets grabbed by VA*
VA: Where do you think you're going? It ain't*hic* over till the *hic* fat lady sings, Narrator!
A fat lady walks in and starts singing.
Toaster: She didn't mean literally!*whaps Narrator up head**hic*
Okay!*kicks fat lady out* Now, where were we? Oh yeah. Anyways, Sylva decides to stop the pair from killing Mel and starts to kiss him again. Guys, get a room!*runs upstairs to bathroom and upchucks*
Sephiroth: That sounds like a certain person you know. Doesn't it, Sylva?
Sylva: *nods and closes eyes*
VA:*laughs* I think Sylva's busy, *hic* Sephiroth!
Kain goes back to kissing her when-
Sylva:*moves away from Mel and sneezes* Achoo!*sniffs, looks at Mel, and he leans forward and kisses her again*
Kain: Gah!
Yep, Sylva managed to turn Kain into BO2 Kain! Hey, how come no-one's kissing me????????
Turel: *eying Narrator* I will...*kisses*
*sign saying: Not available at present time*^-^!!!!!!!
Toaster: *taking over narration* Sylva and Mel were still kissing, as were VA and Kain, Pheon, who was narrating before, and Turel were also at it, and Dumah and I were, as well.*goes back to kissing Dumie*
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Zeph & Rahab:*still growling at Mel*
Me & Mel: *still kissing*
Me:*breaks away, looks at you with my head resting on Mel's* R&R, it might stop them two hurting Mel.*Mel grins softly and captures my lips again**sighs contentedly**gets carried away by Melchiah*Where we going, Mel?
Mel: Home.
Me: Yours or mine?
Mel: Mine.
Me:*shrugs and snuggles into him**slightly muffled* that's fine with me...*slips wings out and flies them there*Easier to fly...
Mel: *laughs**carries me into coffin and shuts lid on us**carries on kissing*